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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on July 06, 2004, 11:33:00 am
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Suppose you suddenly found yourself in the oval office, in the hot seat, with fingers near the button? You the man(or woman)! Now pick your cabinet assignments. It's fantasy Formula-1, except with politics instead of BMWs. Go apeshit. Who do you choose? Dave Grohl for veep? Eddie Van Halen for defense? Go for it!
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VICE PRESIDENT:
SEC. DEFENSE:
NATL. SEC. ADVISOR:
HEAD OF CIA:
HEAD OF FBI:
SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3):
ATTORNEY GENERAL:
DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY:
SURGEON GENERAL:
INTERIOR SECRETARY:
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE:
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VICE PRESIDENT: Chuck Norris
SEC. DEFENSE: Steven Segal
NATL. SEC. ADVISOR: Hypatia Lee
HEAD OF CIA: Bobcat Goldthwait
HEAD OF FBI: Leslie Neilsen
SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3): Judge Judy
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Mr.Ed
DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY: James Gandolfini
SURGEON GENERAL: Al Franken
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE: Pete Rose
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VICE PRESIDENT: howard stern
SEC. DEFENSE: tom clancy
NATL. SEC. ADVISOR: james earl jones
HEAD OF CIA: lil john
HEAD OF FBI: gary the retard
SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3): a smoker/drunk, NRA rep., a crazy homeless guy who knows only 17 real words
ATTORNEY GENERAL: johnny cockrin
DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY: snoop dogg
SURGEON GENERAL: denis leary
INTERIOR SECRETARY: a new hot chick each week. which i will decide on every sunday
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE: trey parker and matt stone