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Title: Post Something True About Yourself That People Might Not
Post by: thirsty moore on February 02, 2007, 01:44:00 pm: Taken from another board, but I'll start.

- I'm a member of a Lions Club.
- I don't get headaches.
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Post by: kcjones119 on February 02, 2007, 01:47:00 pm: I never learned how to read.
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on February 02, 2007, 01:48:00 pm: I'm not a musician.
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Post by: nkotb on February 02, 2007, 01:51:00 pm: I've never had a nose bleed.
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Post by: grotty on February 02, 2007, 01:59:00 pm: -I have never had a cup of coffee
-I rode my bicycle from San Diego to St Augustine FL one summer
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on February 02, 2007, 02:00:00 pm: I have been vegetarian for 7 years.
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Post by: renton007 on February 02, 2007, 02:12:00 pm: This sounds like a thread Surly would have started.

I have 20/20 vision.
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Post by: alex on February 02, 2007, 02:15:00 pm: -I'm a registered Republican.
-I was in the 4H livestock club in high school.
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Post by: allmy$to930 on February 02, 2007, 02:15:00 pm: I lived in a cabin in Alaska for six months without electricity or running water.
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Post by: crevers on February 02, 2007, 02:18:00 pm: I was never six years old.
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 02:21:00 pm: I'm pretty sure I've divulged all of my quirks and eccentricities on this board at some point, to the point of tedium. Thus, I have nothing more to add.

I can say that like Julian, I'm a veg (eight years) and like Grotty, I've never had a cup of coffee (unless a mochachino counts).
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Post by: sweetcell on February 02, 2007, 02:31:00 pm: i actually have a social life.
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Post by: Mobius on February 02, 2007, 02:48:00 pm: I can hear colors.
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on February 02, 2007, 03:04:00 pm: I haven't had a hamburger since before betty was born.
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Post by: Barcelona on February 02, 2007, 03:08:00 pm: At this stage I am not planning to move back to my city, may have to change my username after six years. Planning to stay in Latin America for a long time.
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 03:15:00 pm
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Post by: Vas Deferens on February 02, 2007, 03:22:00 pm: I ate 20 pieces of sushi yesterday.
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Post by: eros on February 02, 2007, 03:27:00 pm: I travel to Europe 6-8 times a year for work.
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Post by: brennser on February 02, 2007, 03:35:00 pm: I was a roadie for Nirvana
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Post by: you be betty on February 02, 2007, 03:43:00 pm: I was a ballet dancer for six years, and then a tap dancer for four. Also used to do musicals :cool:
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Post by: nkotb on February 02, 2007, 03:45:00 pm: Also, I met my wife in Ocean City, Maryland at the Econo Lodge's pool bar. Classy!
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 03:46:00 pm: I'm a lesbian on weekends.
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 02, 2007, 03:51:00 pm: I've only ever purchased one Beatles album
and just started buying proper Velvet Underground CDs
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on February 02, 2007, 03:54:00 pm: I have a twin brother, bitesnotbytes.
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Post by: sweetcell on February 02, 2007, 04:09:00 pm: Quote
I have a twin brother, bitesnotbytes.
and we have a winner!
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Post by: ratioci nation on February 02, 2007, 04:11:00 pm: I used to work for a Republican organization and John Ashcroft.
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Post by: MindCage on February 02, 2007, 04:18:00 pm: I was in a fraternity for 4 years in college.

MindCage
Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
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Post by: redsock on February 02, 2007, 04:39:00 pm: I have a hot girlfriend.
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Post by: SPARX on February 02, 2007, 05:14:00 pm: I get quite a kick out of this ad campaign

http://www.cavemanscrib.com/ (http://www.cavemanscrib.com/)
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Post by: ggw on February 02, 2007, 05:37:00 pm: I am a dues paying member of the Sierra Club
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on February 02, 2007, 05:40:00 pm: i just spent way too much time at that caveman's crib website
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 05:41:00 pm: I'm going to be a Daddy later this year.
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Post by: nkotb on February 02, 2007, 05:44:00 pm: Really??? CONGRATS! That's very exciting news!

Rhett says: I'm going to be a Daddy later this year.
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Post by: brennser on February 02, 2007, 05:49:00 pm: Congratulations Rhett. From now on we'll just call you the Sperminator :D

I saw a cute baby onesie yesterday, it said "Don't Wake Me, I'll Wake You" on the front
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Post by: terry on February 02, 2007, 05:51:00 pm: Quote
I lived in a cabin in Alaska for six months without electricity or running water.
I lived in a shack in Alaska for two days without electricity or running water.
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Post by: nkotb on February 02, 2007, 05:51:00 pm: Brennser, if that baby wants a onesie, he/she is going to have to make it him/her-self...those things aren't cheap! :D
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Post by: vansmack on February 02, 2007, 05:52:00 pm: I have never smoked a cigarette - never even lit one for someone else in fact.
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Post by: vansmack on February 02, 2007, 05:54:00 pm: Quote
Rhett possibly revealed:[/b]
I'm going to be a Daddy later this year.

If true, Congrats to you and Celeste. Oh, and I won the bet.
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 05:59:00 pm: Vansmack:If true, Congrats to you and Celeste. Oh, and I won the bet.

Bet? Maybe I don't want to know.

Thanks, y'all. It will no doubt be an interesting journey that we are embarking on. We'll start working on the homemade rock t-shirts for our future teen so they'll all be vintage in 13 years. :D
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Post by: vansmack on February 02, 2007, 06:18:00 pm: Sorry, lacking context....

Right after I married, you had posted somewhere about a pool as to who the first board baby would be between The Venerable's, the Rhett's and The Vansmack's (and maybe you included others). I think you chose me. I knew I was at least 5 years off and the Venerable's were at least 2 years off, so I chose The Rhett's, and thus I win the bet. But in reality, you're the big winner here Mikey!

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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 02, 2007, 06:33:00 pm: Yes, that came into my head a couple of minutes ago. Now it will be one of you guys' turn!
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Post by: taperkat on February 02, 2007, 07:07:00 pm: my first novel is a result of dreams I've had since last December of a woman who was killed sometime between 1232 and 1649. She was burned at the stake and tortured heavily.

Problem was, I dream in French, because that's what she was.

So now I'm learning French.
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Post by: lily1 on February 03, 2007, 12:39:00 am: My family is in the wine and grape growing business, yet I know absolutely nothing about wine. ZIPPO. Yet everyone thinks I know about wine so I always get handed the wine list when out with friends. So I just quietly ask for the sommelier to give her or his recommendations.
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Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on February 03, 2007, 01:15:00 am: I like Coldplay a bit. Sorry.
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Post by: chaz on February 03, 2007, 01:19:00 am: I once jammed with Dave Grohl. He nearly desroyed my friends drum kit and tried to give him cash to pay for all the broken drum heads and sticks. We played "what I like about you" by the romantics and one or two other bad songs I can't remember.

I was once featured as "Jerk of the Week" by a local radio station....I can't remember which local station ran this bit back in the 80's but I was once the big winner.
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Post by: Relaxer on February 03, 2007, 08:49:00 pm: I'm a member and participant in a club where the first and second rule is that we can never say what kind of club it is.
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Post by: chokeychicken on February 03, 2007, 09:21:00 pm: i can't light a lighter.
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Post by: mdh9857 on February 03, 2007, 09:58:00 pm: I've never had a chocolate candy bar (or coffee).
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Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 03, 2007, 10:49:00 pm: I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
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Post by: slowgraffiti on February 03, 2007, 10:51:00 pm: my babysitter before and after school from first-thrid grades was an ex-nazi.
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Post by: brennser on February 04, 2007, 12:53:00 am: a guy I went to high school with just scored a century to help England beat Australia in cricket
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Post by: bigyellow100 on February 04, 2007, 02:01:00 am: i have never cried.
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Post by: thirsty moore on February 04, 2007, 02:55:00 am: I used to give Samuel Sheinbein (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/daily/sept99/sheinbein2.htm) rides home from school.
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Post by: Jaguar on February 04, 2007, 05:13:00 pm: A relative of mine was at one time married to Oleg Cassini.
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on February 04, 2007, 06:29:00 pm: I'm related to "Darla" from The Little Rascals.
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Post by: bikerchickdc on February 04, 2007, 08:38:00 pm: I once sat at the back bar at the old club and did shots with Captain Sensible for over an hour.
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Post by: Jaguar on February 04, 2007, 09:09:00 pm: Quote
originally posted by Bombay Chutney:

I'm related to "Darla" from The Little Rascals.
Cool. I have a couple Classic Hollywood stars within my lineage too. Maybe some of them associated within the 9:30 Club equivalent at the time with Darla like we do now. Guess you can say that we carry the torch. From the Little Rascals to the Little Punks.
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Post by: you be betty on February 04, 2007, 11:19:00 pm: Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
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Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 04, 2007, 11:25:00 pm: Bikerchickdc, did you say "Captain?" Did he say "wot?"
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on February 05, 2007, 12:17:00 am: Quote
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
Darth Vader is my father; Luke is my half-brother.
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Post by: Jaguar on February 05, 2007, 01:20:00 am: Quote
orginally posted by you be betty:

Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
Uh, oh. Dupek, delete all of those Winona threads and posts while you are cleaning house.
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Post by: godsshoeshine on February 05, 2007, 06:11:00 pm: for some reason, i have never set foot in a casino
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2007, 06:16:00 pm: Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?

I once observed (in person) your cousin berating a homeless man.
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on February 05, 2007, 06:26:00 pm: Quote
Winona Ryder is my cousin! Am I beating you?
*prints up batch of FREE YOU BE BETTY'S COUSIN shirts for sale to 930.com forum members*
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Post by: bikerchickdc on February 06, 2007, 10:13:00 am: Quote
Bikerchickdc, did you say "Captain?" Did he say "wot?"
I did say "Captain" several times but he didn't say "wot." He did say some unkind things about Dave Vanian though!
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Post by: bearman🐻 on February 06, 2007, 01:23:00 pm: My Italian uncle (who moved to Sweden) was friends with Abba and inspired the lyrics to "Mamma Mia"...my uncle then split up with his wife because she got pregnant and admitted to having an affair with Benny or Bjorn (can't remember which one) and wasn't sure if it was his kid or not. It turned out to be my uncle's.
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Post by: Big KC on February 06, 2007, 01:53:00 pm: I'm not looking forward to a new Wham album.
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Post by: lily1 on February 06, 2007, 10:12:00 pm: bearman, i've known you for almost 14 years and i never knew that! :D
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Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 07, 2007, 12:21:00 am: I can't entirely tell how much of what y'all are saying is for real and how much is hogwash :)

<img src="http://www.iflipflop.com/cheney_short_of_breath.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on February 07, 2007, 01:50:00 am: In the mid eighties,high on booze,blow & weed and crusing at about 70 MPH down a side street, in Midtown Manhatten, in my old man's brand new 300 Z,at about 11 A.M., I came thisclose to killing Jack Nicholson while he crossed the street to get to his trailor. He was filming that shitty movie he did with Meryl Streep..."Heartburn"....goddamn did I feel bad....It was really close...
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Post by: K8teebug on February 07, 2007, 09:39:00 am: Tori Amos' piano teacher was my piano teacher when I was little.
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Post by: on February 07, 2007, 11:28:00 am: <img src="http://meathaus.com/wp-content/images/ebony-hairstyles.jpg" alt=" - " />
I was circumcised at birth, but over time I grew a new foreskin.
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Post by: on February 07, 2007, 11:39:00 am: Talk about mud flaps, My gal's got 'em.
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Post by: bearman🐻 on February 07, 2007, 03:19:00 pm: Yeah Lily...first time I heard that story I was howling because I thought my sister was feeding me a line. But then when my mom confirmed it, I knew it was for real. Not only does she never lie, but she's SO transparent if she tells even a white lie. I'm hoping to go to Sweden at some point and that's on my list of things to ask my uncle about.
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Post by: on February 15, 2007, 02:34:00 pm: I was once good friends with someone who was murdered in a post office rampage shooting.
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Post by: vansmack on February 15, 2007, 02:40:00 pm: Ahh, The OC.
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Post by: on February 15, 2007, 03:58:00 pm: Dana Point
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 16, 2007, 02:06:00 pm: Congrats to Rhett and Celeste...and also to smackie and smackette..when did you two get hitched?

I've never done ANY drugs, not even had a draw on a joint. (almost 47 years old)

I served onboard a Royal Navy warship with Prince Andrew, he's quite a decent bloke.

I was arrested for attempted murder but had all charges dropped.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Oh, one more... I'm not really the miserable old arsehole that I sometimes come over as on this board.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 16, 2007, 02:06:00 pm: *edit*
What happened there?....it posted twice?
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Post by: nkotb on February 16, 2007, 03:29:00 pm: You're right, Mankie...I don't believe it ;)
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Post by: Venerable Bede on February 16, 2007, 03:39:00 pm: i am opposed to the sale and import of "chilean sea bass"
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Post by: on February 16, 2007, 04:05:00 pm: Attempted murder? Never toked?

Enquiring minds want to know.
-----

I was born with two webbed fingers. I still have four webbed toes...two on each foot.
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Post by: vansmack on February 16, 2007, 05:02:00 pm: Mank, October '05 after she finally forgave me for the "Blackburn Night of Debauchery" mere hours before we left DC...

http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=011552 (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=011552)
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Post by: vansmack on February 16, 2007, 05:04:00 pm: Quote
venerable was trying to get my goat when he said....
i am opposed to the sale and import of "chilean sea bass"
You won't make me feel guilty as that was the best damn piece of fish I've ever eaten. And next time in The OC, I'm ordering it again, extinction be damned!
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Post by: lbcardoni on February 16, 2007, 05:12:00 pm: I work at a commercial hip hop radio station
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Post by: lagas on February 16, 2007, 05:26:00 pm: I played tennis at Pinochet's house when I was a kid, and it's not something I am proud about
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Post by: on February 16, 2007, 05:59:00 pm: Wasn't he that guy who played Balki?
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on February 16, 2007, 07:36:00 pm: Quote
I played tennis at Pinochet's house when I was a kid, and it's not something I am proud about
As a draftsman for Sandia in the 50s, my dad drew parts of nuclear bombs.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 17, 2007, 12:54:00 pm: It was way back in 1978, I was with a mate out on the ale and two eejits decided to attack us. To make a long story short they kind of picked the wrong blokes so ended up getting themselves beaten close to death....when the cops got involved and saw the state of these two chumps they assumed we had been the attackers, not the victims so we were arrested and hauled off to the cells arrested under the suspicion of attempted murder.....after an intense night of 'helping police with their inquiries' and after the two others involved had come out of intensivecare and been interviewed, all charges were dropped and we were asked if we'd like to press charges on them, which we didn't of course.
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Post by: walkonby on February 17, 2007, 04:35:00 pm: i like surly.

in a tim hardaway sort of style.
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Post by: on February 17, 2007, 04:42:00 pm: <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/3b05f35f.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Post by: dudeman on February 21, 2007, 04:11:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by redsock:
I have a hot girlfriend.
Doubt it!
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Post by: on March 01, 2007, 08:52:00 am: The husband of my Den Mother in cub scouts was a map maker for National Geographic. Whoop-D-Phreaking DO!
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on March 01, 2007, 10:15:00 am: I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie!!!!!!
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 01, 2007, 10:26:00 am: I was reprimanded in pre-school for going around and knocking over all the other children's blocks, Oh wait, you'd probably believe that one.
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Post by: on March 01, 2007, 02:47:00 pm: I once met Rob Roblin at the doctor's office. Woo!
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Post by: tigersscareme on March 01, 2007, 02:48:00 pm: i didn't know what the word "fuck" meant until 6th grade.

i must be making up for lost time now.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on March 01, 2007, 03:33:00 pm: When I was a little kid I thought that you put salt on your dinner to cool it down.
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Post by: on March 01, 2007, 03:42:00 pm: I once saw Willard Scott dressed up as Ronald McDonald.
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Post by: Vas Deferens on March 01, 2007, 03:43:00 pm: When I got my provisional driver's license at 15, I drove off to the nearest porno store while my dad was sleeping :)
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Post by: on March 01, 2007, 03:46:00 pm: I was born cross-eyed.
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Post by: SPARX on April 04, 2007, 01:27:00 pm: This is my favorite show:

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/ (http://www.trailerparkboys.com/)
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Post by: Jaguar on April 04, 2007, 01:35:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by SPARX:
This is my favorite show:

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/ (http://www.trailerparkboys.com/)
Mine too!!! :D

That and Reno 911.

I love twisted tv.
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Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on April 04, 2007, 01:43:00 pm: Someone tried to kidnap me in London when I was 12.
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Post by: Sir HC on April 04, 2007, 02:07:00 pm: I went to elementary school with Ed Norton (same grade).

I rebuilt my home's air conditioning system myself with parts I "won" off of e-bay.
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on April 04, 2007, 02:09:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by King of the Internet:
I once saw Willard Scott dressed up as Ronald McDonald.
Me too.
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Post by: xneverwherex on April 04, 2007, 03:25:00 pm: The day after I turned 16 (and had my license), I borrowed my mom's car and got in a car accident with a friend. I was clearly at fault, but the driver, a really young Mexican kid had no insurance or license and totally freaked out that I'd report it. Needless to say, it never got mentioned ever again.

To this day, my friend and I still joke about it in a very hush hush tone. I still would not tell my mom, I'm sure I'd still get a lecture from hell.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on April 05, 2007, 07:22:00 am: I once turned down the offer to have full blown sex with a pair of 15 year old twin girls in Singapore for '5 mellican dolla" They were pretty cute too.
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Post by: on April 05, 2007, 11:52:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
I once turned down the offer to have full blown sex with a pair of 15 year old twin girls in Singapore for '5 mellican dolla" They were pretty cute too.
It's too bad you turned down an offer to kick some Iranian ass.

American Marines wouldn't apologize after only 2 days. And they wouldn't allow themselves to be bitten by flesh eating zombies either. Save that last bullet for yourself.

Remember Hearts & Minds: A bullet in the mind is worth two in the heart.