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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: muschi on September 30, 2005, 02:03:00 pm

Title: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on September 30, 2005, 02:03:00 pm
a gf and i suggested that the reason some (many?) males like breasts so much is b/c they were breast-fed. but that didnt explain why females who were also breast-fed did not share the same fixation. is it b/c the female lacking testoterone somehow makes this trait lie dormant?
 
 theories? either your own or that you've read?
 
 such a strong constant factor in life but so rarely pondered or discussed.
 
 i also heard once that in primeval days men, unbeknownst to themselves of course, found breasts a visual substitute for the round shape of a womans ass which they were naturally attracted to as a survival signal [hip size and the ability to bear offspring].
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 30, 2005, 02:09:00 pm
Must be Friday afternoon.
 
 I was breast fed.
 
 Breast size was always pretty low on my priority list. Shape of breast, as well as details pertaining to nipple and areola, have always been more interesting to me than actual breast size.
 
 I think women notice other women's breast, they're just not fixated on body parts in general, male or female, the way many men are.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: markie on September 30, 2005, 02:16:00 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breasts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breasts)
 
 Not entirely werksafe, pictures of dismembered breasts abound.
 
 They are just adornments. YAY! for the decorations.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on September 30, 2005, 02:30:00 pm
i really didnt want this thread to vere of the course i intended but i hav to admit that breast tree at the right side of that "wiki" site/page is pretty amusing. it screams "make an animated gif!"...[hmmm....]
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: beetsnotbeats on September 30, 2005, 06:57:00 pm
Real or Fake? (http://www.veresch.com/fun/boobs.php)
 
 I got 19 of 20.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: chaz on September 30, 2005, 07:17:00 pm
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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
  Real or Fake? (http://www.veresch.com/fun/boobs.php)
 
 I got 19 of 20.
Me too.  I'm gonnna go take it again now.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on October 01, 2005, 12:47:00 am
Heh. Actually Freud's theory was that an oral fixation develops in people who *weren't* breast-fed, or were weaned too early, and so they never quite get over their early breast-feeding desires.   I've often wondered how this is manifested in women too.
 
 It kind of makes sense... the guys I've known who are totally obsessed with breasts, almost to the exclusion of all else -- they always seem like big overgrown babies.
 
 I think also there's a huge cultural element as well.  Believe it or not in some cultures breasts aren't particularly sexual.  I think in our culture they've become a big deal because they're hidden away and treated as something exotic.  One might even go so far as to say that America has become one big baby-culture of people who never grow to full maturity, and thus the national breast fixation.  I want my war AND low taxes, waaaah!!!
 
 In parts of the Arab world guys get the same way Americans do about breasts, at seeing a rare glimpse of a woman's ankle.  
 
 And finally, I do think there's something to the chest-butt theory too.  We are programmed to lust after dual bulbous lobes of flesh.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Tom Servo on October 01, 2005, 10:12:00 am
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
 
 And finally, I do think there's something to the chest-butt theory too.  We are programmed to lust after dual bulbous lobes of flesh.
Dual Bulbous Lobes of Flesh would make a great band name.  And at 5 words, it's quite timely.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: on October 01, 2005, 10:43:00 am
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
 In parts of the Arab world guys get the same way Americans do about breasts, at seeing a rare glimpse of a woman's ankle.  
USA & Saudi Arabia.  Both rich spoiled countries with Freudian fixations?  Hmmm.  Is there something to it?
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 01, 2005, 11:24:00 am
a womans ankle? lol. that was a subplot to a john waters movie. god i luv his movies. what was the name of that movie anyone know? it explains why i luv baltimore so much[sarcasm].
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: on October 01, 2005, 11:27:00 am
Haven't most modern abs all seen western porno, by now?  They all want the ta-tas too now, and that ankle-bidness is a quaint mis-perception on our part.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on October 01, 2005, 11:30:00 am
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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
   
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
 In parts of the Arab world guys get the same way Americans do about breasts, at seeing a rare glimpse of a woman's ankle.  
USA & Saudi Arabia.  Both rich spoiled countries with Freudian fixations?  Hmmm.  Is there something to it? [/b]
maybe that's why we're such good allies...
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 01, 2005, 11:33:00 am
my moms a German so i would commonly see her topless/nude throughout my life even today [ugh, shes 63 now] so not hidden away from me, yet i am a boobman. but not to the exclusion of the hey-na-noo-na-noo i in fact luv dining at the Y. i agree yes this is a big-baby culture FOR SURE. i loved your "waaahhh!" btw
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
  ...the guys I've known who are totally obsessed with breasts, almost to the exclusion of all else -- they always seem like big overgrown babies...big deal because they're hidden away and treated as something exotic.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 01, 2005, 07:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
 In parts of the Arab world guys get the same way Americans do about breasts, at seeing a rare glimpse of a woman's ankle.
arab porn
   <img src="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1103158540596710125/1/arabpornOMGiseeanankleallahallahallahpraiseallah.jpg" alt=" - " />  (http://www.ubersite.com/m/54436).  
 
 [image filename, get this, "arabpornOMGiseeanankleallahallahallahpraiseallah.jpg"]
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 01, 2005, 07:35:00 pm
i'm really shocked i only got 13 out of 20. and i have alot of experience with bigguns. maybe thats just it, only bigguns, and NATURAL she-ate-all-her-vegetables-and-grew-nice-big-healthy-ones bigguns.
 
   
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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
  Real or Fake? (http://www.veresch.com/fun/boobs.php)
 
 I got 19 of 20.
<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007GZZS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 03, 2005, 08:01:00 am
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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Haven't most modern abs all seen western porno, by now?  They all want the ta-tas too now, and that ankle-bidness is a quaint mis-perception on our part.
and they all get around on flying carpets
   <img src="http://www.harrys-stuff.com/cinema/cinema-images/flying-carpet.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on October 03, 2005, 08:16:00 am
So which boardie has the best boobs?
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 03, 2005, 09:08:00 am
Markie
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
  So which boardie has the best boobs?
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 03, 2005, 09:17:00 am
<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007GZZS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt=" - " />
 this image also kinda looks like they are looking at some bigguns, lol
 
 yeah i kno they can be like looking at some  scary monsters (http://www.aprille.org/media/Scary%20Monsters.mp3) ...super creeps...
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 03, 2005, 03:38:00 pm
a forum with good discussion about this topic. (http://forums.allrpg.com/showthread.php?postid=210827)
 pg 2: had best idea so far i thought: freud's idea that ppl like "bulges".
 
 
      <img src="http://img131.exs.cx/img131/2346/boobs1.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 found it here (http:// http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22why+men+like+breasts%22&btnG=Google+Search)
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Frank Gallagher on October 04, 2005, 07:37:00 am
So if being breast-fed as babies makes men boob-fixated in adulthood...just what in God's name were baby girls doing who like to perform fellatio as adults?   :eek:
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 04, 2005, 08:08:00 am
lol. but maybe the boobs we nursed on is what drives us all to being oral.    :p
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Candy Flesh on October 04, 2005, 11:24:00 am
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  So if being breast-fed as babies makes men boob-fixated in adulthood...just what in God's name were baby girls doing who like to perform fellatio as adults?    :p  haha
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on October 04, 2005, 11:33:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  So if being breast-fed as babies makes men boob-fixated in adulthood...just what in God's name were baby girls doing who like to perform fellatio as adults?    :eek:  
I know who we could ask!
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: on October 04, 2005, 11:43:00 am
"Meg Ryanâ??s tits look like that bald dude melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark ." (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=1312&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=10&StoryYear=2005) NSFW-Has tit shots
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 04, 2005, 11:57:00 am
thanks i needed that [boobie link].
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 04, 2005, 12:00:00 pm
Chicks with little tiny areolas and nipples, like Halle Berry's, just don't do it for me. No matter what the actual breast size. Forgive me for sharing.
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 04, 2005, 12:11:00 pm
ditto i hate little nipples/areolas. big detractor for a gf was she barely had any nipples despite have big D's. sensation was effective tho. i swear to god, i didnt kno this existed. id be doing my business but nobody woudl come out and play. sucked. er um really no pun was intended. lol.
 
 in fact altho i like heavy hanging torpedo type bigguns the most important factor is the nip/areo, bigger the better, boob size comes second.
 
 they ought to make oreo cookies in shape/color of an areo and call it Areo's. yummy. uh oh i feel a photoshop moment coming on...
  <img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/oreo.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: on October 04, 2005, 12:21:00 pm
classic flash (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2640692)
 
   <img src="http://www.sybillesasse.com/tuna/tyra_jen_big.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: breasts (this is serious)
Post by: muschi on October 04, 2005, 10:54:00 pm
holy moly (http://priceless420.com/Pr100405nicenips.jpg)  [nudity]