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Title: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: azaghal1981 on October 19, 2008, 10:39:00 pm
I guess this is a spinoff of sorts from walkonby's thread since a gross enough substance could lead to a shitty show experience.
 
 At roughly the midpoint of the Alan/Richard Bishop Sun City Girls/Charles Gocher tribute show at the BC in june, Alan Bishop put his hand in a box, pulled out a handful of something and sprinkled it on the crowd. Some of it hit me in the face/got into my hair. Turned out it was the ashes of Charles Gocher; SCG's late drummer. Finding out I had just been hit with charred human flesh did shock/horrify me for a few minutes as I frantically made sure I had brushed it all off but it wasn't enough to ruin a fun and awesome show filled with some of SCG's best and most twistedly hilarious material.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: thirsty moore on October 20, 2008, 12:40:00 am
How is anyone supposed to top this.  Really.
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Post by: sweetcell on October 20, 2008, 01:45:00 am
hit the clarendon grill about 2 years ago with two buddies.  we had been in the joint for all of sixty seconds before some chick projectile-vomits on my friend's back.  she didn't even apologize, she just ran off to the bathroom.  i got a little splatter, he got the direct hit.  the look on his face was indescribable - disbelief, indignation, disgust, shock.  he ripped off his shirt on the spot, threw it in the trash and walked out.  that was all i needed to see of the place, but buddy#2 kept trying to convince us that "it wasn't so bad, give the place a chance".  our night was over.  being driven home by a topless dude to my place off dupont made me feel a little weird  :eek:
 
 still not as disturbing as azahal's story.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: azaghal1981 on October 20, 2008, 08:26:00 am
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Originally posted by econo:
  How is anyone supposed to top this.  Really.
Someone here had to have seen GG Allin.
 
 
 I'd put poop a few notches above ashes.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 20, 2008, 08:29:00 am
The guy from the Legendary Shack Shakers routinely sticks his hand down his pants, rips out his pubic hair, and throws it at the crowd.
 
 Fortunately I was not near the stage either time I saw them.
 
 
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Originally posted by econo:
  How is anyone supposed to top this.  Really.
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Post by: chaz on October 20, 2008, 09:53:00 am
I saw GG.  No poop, but did get some of his sweat on me.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Vas Deferens on October 20, 2008, 10:10:00 am
a drunk lady pooped her pants at a Nick Cave show and my friends were behind the lady...the rest is history  :D
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 20, 2008, 10:42:00 am
a big marilyn manson loogey on the back of my neck while working the barricade of his show last year in Baltimore.
 
 that was pretty nasty.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: lagas on October 20, 2008, 11:23:00 am
In 1998 I was at a punk concert in northern Chile. For reasons I dont understand, the crowd at punk/heavy metal concerts shows its respect to the band by spitting on them (there have been epic "spit battles" between Mike Patton and the Chilean crowd for that matter). The thing is that I really liked this band Fiskales Ad Hoc, and I secured my spot really near the stage before the show, without knowing that a few minutes later I would be right under a rain of spitting. It was awful, but the concert was great anyway...
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 20, 2008, 11:47:00 am
I saw the singer for the Dears puking in a stall at the Black Cat whilst complaining of food poisoning. True story. He didn't get any on me, so technically I guess it's pretty lame compared to some of the above stories.
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Post by: Vas Deferens on October 20, 2008, 11:52:00 am
Andre Williams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Williams)  flashed in front of me during a concert...it was not a pretty sight. He opened for JSBX.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: walkonby on October 20, 2008, 12:00:00 pm
and here, nobody has mentioned gwar yet?  tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 20, 2008, 12:06:00 pm
gwar is just dyed water.
 
 though, that makes me think.
 
  I went to a couple Skinny Puppy shows in high school and they had some weird shit thrown out there. i think it was just fake blood and stuffed animals though.
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Post by: teepo on October 20, 2008, 01:01:00 pm
holy shit!, that is fucking awesome azaghal1981. i don't remember them mentioning the dusty material as being his ashes. i would've gladly taken your place.
 
 awesome show though. deff in my top 10 of the year.
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Post by: teepo on October 20, 2008, 01:06:00 pm
the only substance to have been thrown on me that slightly (just barely) pissed me off was the bottle of red wine the lead from les savy fav was poring on the audience.
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on October 20, 2008, 01:06:00 pm
No one's gotten semen on them at a concert? Really?
 
 No drunken bathroom hookups, ladies?
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on October 20, 2008, 01:08:00 pm
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Originally posted by teepo:
  the only substance to have been thrown on me that slightly (just barely) pissed me off was the bottle of red wine the lead from les savy fav was poring on the audience.
Oh man, and I bet the venue had no detergent or salt water either to get the stain out. That would PISS me off depending on how fabulously I was dressed.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: azaghal1981 on October 20, 2008, 01:18:00 pm
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Originally posted by teepo:
  holy shit!, that is fucking awesome azaghal1981. i don't remember them mentioning the dusty material as being his ashes. i would've gladly taken your place.
 
 awesome show though. deff in my top 10 of the year.
They tossed a bit of him out at every stop on the tour according to reviews of other shows I've read. Totally fitting way to dispose of his body given his morbid sense of humor; wouldn't be surprised if it was his idea.
 The show is in my top 10 of the year as well.
 
 The "Uncle Jim" bit had me laughing harder than I've ever laughed at a show.
 
 Edit: And they never came out and said it was his ashes. I just sort of put 2 & 2 together. The next day, I did some googling and found out that
  I had surmised correctly. (http://www.indyish.com/suoni-review-brothers-unconnected-a-tribute-to-the-music-of-the-sun-city-girls)
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Post by: Vas Deferens on October 20, 2008, 02:03:00 pm
azaghal, it would have been better if it landed on your lip and you tasted it  :D
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: thatguy on October 20, 2008, 02:09:00 pm
off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
 sweat, tears, blood, spit, snot, vomit, semen, urine, feces, sweaty balls on the back of my neck, pig flesh, raw chicken, fried chicken, used tampon.
 
 i'm sure i missed some, but the worst thing that i get on me on a regular basis at shows?  glitter.  can't get the damn stuff off.  everything else washes off.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: azaghal1981 on October 20, 2008, 02:09:00 pm
I'm thankful I wasn't inhaling at the time.
 
 
 Accidental cannibalism would've sent me into a vomitting fit right then and there.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Venerable Bede on October 20, 2008, 02:19:00 pm
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Originally posted by thatguy:
  off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
  used tampon.
 
when i saw PIL, lydon pulled down his pants and pulled out a tampon and threw it to the crowd. . .
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: walkonby on October 20, 2008, 02:43:00 pm
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   
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Originally posted by thatguy:
  off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
  used tampon.
 
when i saw PIL, lydon pulled down his pants and pulled out a tampon and threw it to the crowd. . . [/b]
i think he was attempting to see if anybody got the metaphor.  he's shitty.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Mr.Whippy on October 20, 2008, 05:07:00 pm
Has anyone ever seen Crash Worship?  They have people going around dousing people with all kinds of weird stuff.  
 
 It seems to have themes, one show was sticky sweet stuff, I got hit with pudding and whipped cream.  Another show was some kind of oil or something.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: aglanixp on October 20, 2008, 06:15:00 pm
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Originally posted by Itouchmyself:
  Has anyone ever seen Crash Worship?  They have people going around dousing people with all kinds of weird stuff.  
 
 It seems to have themes, one show was sticky sweet stuff, I got hit with pudding and whipped cream.  Another show was some kind of oil or something.
They used to play Seattle/Portland all the time.
 I was at several shows where people were covered in all kinds of strange.
 Fruit, oil, meat...
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: Sir HC on October 20, 2008, 11:53:00 pm
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Originally posted by very sonick:
  gwar is just dyed water.
 
 though, that makes me think.
 
  I went to a couple Skinny Puppy shows in high school and they had some weird shit thrown out there. i think it was just fake blood and stuffed animals though.
Kayro Syrup, red food dye and some dirt (that was their secret ingredient).  Got to watch them make it on the Too Dark Park tour.
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Post by: Mr.Whippy on October 21, 2008, 02:12:00 am
OK, I remembered a good one.
 
 When I was growing up in Michigan, there was a punk club called Sons and Daughters Hall that got some really good bands coming through.
 
 One show was a band called Boom and the Legion of Doom.  A guy in the band had a suitcase on stage with him and at some point he opened it and it contained pieces of a goat, which he threw into the crowd.  
 
 There were only about 15 people there that night, and about 10 years later when I was living in the San Francisco area I happened to meet one of the other audience members that night.  It was a guy named Jason Kneuth who was a big supporter of Sonic Youth.  He later killed himself and Sonic Youth made a record for him ("Silver Sessions for Jason Kneuth").  
 
 I also defintetly got some of Dave Yow's sweat and fart molecules on me as well at many Jesus Lizard shows.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: xneverwherex on October 24, 2008, 05:05:00 pm
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Originally posted by thatguy:
  i'm sure i missed some, but the worst thing that i get on me on a regular basis at shows?  glitter.  can't get the damn stuff off.  everything else washes off.
i agree on the glitter thing. after seeing of montreal, i came out with shaving cream on me and glitter. the mix was horrible.
Title: Re: Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s
Post by: dlcjr1775 on October 25, 2008, 01:25:00 am
I had teenage boobs on my head, but that was a good day.