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Title: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 03:11:00 pm
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: thirsty moore on June 30, 2003, 03:18:00 pm
I'm at the second level, because I'm lustful as all get out..
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: sueandnotu on June 30, 2003, 03:22:00 pm
Thirsty, are you advertising?    ;)
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: markie on June 30, 2003, 03:23:00 pm
Guess who is narcissistic and histrionic? That is funny.
 
 
 Disorder    Rating   Information
 Paranoid:    Moderate   
 Schizoid:    Low   
 Schizotypal:    Low   
 Antisocial:    Moderate   
 Borderline:    Low   
 Histrionic:    High   
 Narcissistic:    High   
 Avoidant:    Low   
 Dependent:    Low   
 Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: vansmack on June 30, 2003, 03:25:00 pm
The 8th level of Hell.
 
 Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Celeste on June 30, 2003, 03:27:00 pm
I'm at the second level as well...my lustfulness and gluttony are probably tempered by my self-hatred...as far as the scoring goes...my humanist worldview seals the deal.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: vansmack on June 30, 2003, 03:28:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  Guess who is narcissistic and histrionic? That is funny.
 
 
 Disorder    Rating   Information
 Paranoid:    Moderate   
 Schizoid:    Low   
 Schizotypal:    Low   
 Antisocial:    Moderate   
 Borderline:    Low   
 Histrionic:    High   
 Narcissistic:    High   
 Avoidant:    Low   
 Dependent:    Low   
 Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low
Far be it for me to tell you that you took the wrong test.....
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: markie on June 30, 2003, 03:30:00 pm
It took the other test, also, thanks Vansmack.
 
 I am lustful, dont you have to be dead not to be lustful?
 
 You should take the personality test also....
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: bungle bud on June 30, 2003, 03:32:00 pm
erm,sixth level, its all bollocks, isnt it?
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 30, 2003, 03:33:00 pm
Me, violent? only to mimes and seven year old Nickel Creek fans.
 
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
 Level 2  Lustful  High
 Level 3  Gluttonous  High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Moderate
 Level 7  Violent  High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 03:34:00 pm
Second Level -- although it looks like I could spend some time in the eighth as well.
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Low
 Level 2 | Very High
 Level 3 | Low
 Level 4 | Very Low
 Level 5 | Moderate
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
 Level 7 | Moderate
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
 Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 03:35:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by bungle bud:
  erm,sixth level, its all bollocks, isnt it?
No, it's true -- you're going to Hell, son.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: bungle bud on June 30, 2003, 03:42:00 pm
shit...i thought it was a joke test not an application form, oh well.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: vansmack on June 30, 2003, 03:42:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  It took the other test, also, thanks Vansmack.
 
 I am lustful, dont you have to be dead not to be lustful?
 
 You should take the personality test also....
I took it a long time ago when it first came out.  It said I was an asshole, but not even close to the level of the British, much to my chagrin.  Cheers.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: jadetree on June 30, 2003, 03:45:00 pm
Level 6 - The City of Dis
 
 You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: paige on June 30, 2003, 03:50:00 pm
smackie you and i are the same...
 
 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
 
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
 Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Fico on June 30, 2003, 03:54:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by jadetree:
  Level 6 - The City of Dis
 
 You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
That's what you get fer being an "indie" virgin girl... guess we won't be able to be friends in the 2nd level...
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: jadetree on June 30, 2003, 03:57:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Fico:
  That's what you get fer being an "indie" virgin girl... guess we won't be able to be friends in the 2nd level...
Do I need to get a restraining order Fico, you are a little obsessed, you only ever come out of your hole to say something to me.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: vansmack on June 30, 2003, 03:58:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by paige:
  smackie you and i are the same...
 
 
I'll save you a spot right next to me....
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Jaguär on June 30, 2003, 04:00:00 pm
What the Hell!!??   :(  
 
 Who's minding Hell!?!?!?
 _______________________
 Third Level of Hell
 
 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: thirsty moore on June 30, 2003, 04:04:00 pm
This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Jaguär on June 30, 2003, 04:06:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
[/b]
Oh, yeah. I meant to say.....they sure got that part right!!!!! And it's been longer than 2 months. You forgot about when it was frozen.
 
 Welcome to my Hell ya'll.    :D
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 04:10:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
 ...the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
[/b]
I've heard that's a lot like your car too.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Jaguär on June 30, 2003, 04:16:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggw:
   
Quote
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
 ...the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
[/b]
I've heard that's a lot like your car too. [/b]
No, that's Thirty's squirrel bait car.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: thirsty moore on June 30, 2003, 04:16:00 pm
As you know GGW, that's what happens when you leave the top down in the rain on such a sweet ride.
 
   <img src="http://productioncars.com/photo_gallery/pics/alfa_graduate_1987.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 04:24:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  As you know GGW, that's what happens when you leave the top down in the rain on such a sweet ride.
 
    <img src="http://productioncars.com/photo_gallery/pics/alfa_graduate_1987.jpg" alt=" - " />
What's with the Alfa, dude?
 
 Can't Mankie hook you up with the Spyder?  It's so deck...
 
  <img src="http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/preview/02.maserati.spyder/02.maserati.spyder.r3-4.500.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: lily1 on June 30, 2003, 04:35:00 pm
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
 Level 2 | Very High
 Level 3 | Moderate
 Level 4 | High
 Level 5 | Very High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
 Level 7 | High
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
 Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
 
 Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html)
 Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Jaguär on June 30, 2003, 04:37:00 pm
Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column. It doesn't seem to be in either ascending nor descending order. Could it be rating results of others taking the test?
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: vansmack on June 30, 2003, 04:42:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column. It doesn't seem to be in either ascending nor descending order. Could it be rating results of others taking the test?
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate
Dante's inferno is filled with intricate descriptions of each level of hell and the test is showing how your answers matched up with each level of hell.  In this case you're shit as a non-believer, but your gluttony is higher than most.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 04:50:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column.
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate
It's fairly straightforward -- it say's you're a gloomy, violent, pandering pig.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 30, 2003, 04:51:00 pm
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Low
 Level 2 | High
 Level 3 | Very High
 Level 4 | High
 Level 5 | Low
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
 Level 7 | High
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
 Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
 
 but with the chance of Level 6 or 7
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Jaguär on June 30, 2003, 05:02:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo:
  The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Low
 Level 2 | High
 Level 3 | Very High
 Level 4 | High
 Level 5 | Low
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
 Level 7 | High
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
 Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
 
 but with the chance of Level 6 or 7
And I see that you are perverted and a very treacherous, lieing and dishonest panderer. That means that you lied on some of the other questions.
 
 Ho, hum. What else is new?
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: Sir HC on June 30, 2003, 06:36:00 pm
Sixth level, but as a non-believer should I worry?
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: walkman on June 30, 2003, 06:48:00 pm
2nd level for me!  See ya there, Thirsty!
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: poorlulu on June 30, 2003, 08:30:00 pm
hey smackie and paige can i sit between you guys............
 
 level 8 for me wooooooooooo aren't i a bad girl............
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: poorlulu on June 30, 2003, 08:41:00 pm
moi...........narscisistic?....................never...........oooh a mirror........... at least i'm not mental.......
 
 Disorder Rating Information
 
  Paranoid: Low
 
 Schizoid: Low
 
 Schizotypal: Moderate
 
 Antisocial: Low
 
 Borderline: Low
 
 Histrionic: Moderate
 
 Narcissistic: High
 
 Avoidant: Low
 
 Dependent: Low
 
 Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: bungle bud on June 30, 2003, 08:50:00 pm
poorlul level 8 does not make you a bad girl....you are devil spawn.
Title: Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
Post by: paige on June 30, 2003, 10:43:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
  I'll save you a spot right next to me....
i'd hope so.....  ;)  
 you skinny hellion