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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on February 12, 2007, 02:25:00 pm

Title: weathermen / grocery store connection
Post by: walkonby on February 12, 2007, 02:25:00 pm

i would love to be a weatherman: get paid a good salary, benefits, stock options, the whole nine yards . . . and be wrong in my field 70 to 80 percent of the time.  plus all those "under the table payments" (mafia style) that has transpired throughout the dawn of time from the corporate heads to scare the general public into buying up everything from their stores.  it went from "heavy amounts of snow" on friday, to "ten inches" on saturday, to "up to five inches" on sunday, to "two inches" (if that) today.  and the stores just smile as they tell you that yes, they are out of milk, eggs, toilet paper, paper towels, soda, beer, porno, and intelligence.

Title: Re: weathermen / grocery store connection
Post by: on February 12, 2007, 02:28:00 pm

I always tell my new girlfriends 10 inches on Saturday night.

Title: Re: weathermen / grocery store connection
Post by: walkonby on February 12, 2007, 02:30:00 pm

yeah, but does it shrivel down to five or two when it's ready to come?

Title: Re: weathermen / grocery store connection
Post by: on February 12, 2007, 02:35:00 pm

I don't want to scare the general pubic either.

Title: Re: weathermen / grocery store connection
Post by: K8teebug on February 12, 2007, 02:57:00 pm

I have to go to the grocery store today.  I am not looking forward to it.  Maybe I'll get drunk first...