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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on October 07, 2005, 01:29:00 pm
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One day, nurses were in Terri Schiavo's room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response on the EEG monitor when she touched her clitoris. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma!"
The husband was somewhat sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes, the woman's EKG monitor started to beep rapidly. The nurses shot each other a hopeful glance.
All of a sudden the EKG stopped beeping, flat-lining.
The nurses ran into the room and quickly pulled back the curtain.
The husband was standing with his erect schvantz in his hand and stammered, "I thought that you said this was supposed to help her!"
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Hot.
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i just threw up in my mouth.
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Originally posted by sonickteam, forum nice guy:
i just threw up in my mouth.
Also hot.
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NSFA: Not safe for anyone. :p