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Title: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: jkeisenh on August 04, 2005, 10:08:00 am
ok, crazy biker girl is at it again.
 
 i looked at the map on the birchmere site, and it seems the place is like 1/2 mile south of the 4 mile run trail.  which would mean i could take the 14th street bridge to the mt vernon trail to the 4 mile run trail and get there in less than 30 min.
 
 has anyone done this?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: ratioci nation on August 04, 2005, 10:16:00 am
not a biker so have never done it, but it is not that far off route 1 and there are a fair amount of trails in the area so I imagine it is possible, but you should also keep in mind the Birchmere neighborhodd isnt the best
 
 also, do you think you could log in to Yahoo and reject (or accept) my trade offer, thanks!
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Sailor Ripley on August 04, 2005, 10:20:00 am
Sounds right (coming from a non-local).
 
 Have you used this bike route tool (http://www.commuterpage.com/website/btwd/viewer.htm?Title=Bike%20to%20Work%20Day)?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: jkeisenh on August 04, 2005, 10:25:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Dave Stoller:
 
 Have you used this bike route tool (http://www.commuterpage.com/website/btwd/viewer.htm?Title=Bike%20to%20Work%20Day)?
thanks!  that thing confirmed that my route is possible.  woo hoo.  birchmere here i come.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Venerable Bede on August 04, 2005, 10:33:00 am
according to the birchmere, this is how you get there:
 
 From Washington DC
 14th sreet south across 14th street bridge.
 Take left hand exit for Rte 1 South.
 Follow Rte 1 thru Crystal City, to stoplight at Glebe Rd.
 Turn right onto Glebe Rd.
 Follow to second stoplight, turn left onto Mt.. Vernon Ave.
 Go approx .4 miles & we're on the left, just past the AutoZone, at 3701
 
 nothing about trails.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: jkeisenh on August 04, 2005, 10:37:00 am
i mean, you could bike that route, but you'd have to be somewhat suicidal.  why do it when there are trails available?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Venerable Bede on August 04, 2005, 10:45:00 am
why bike when you can drive a car.  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
 
 ...HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 8 PM EDT
 THIS EVENING...
 
 HIGH PRESSURE WILL SLIDE OFF THE ATLANTIC COAST THIS AFTERNOON...
 PUMPING HOT AND HUMID AIR ACROSS THE REGION. HIGH TEMPERATURES IN
 THE MID 90S COMBINED WITH HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL PRODUCE HEAT
 INDEX VALUES AROUND 100 DEGREES THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
 
 A HEAT ADVISORY MEANS THAT THE COMBINATION OF HIGH TEMPERATURES
 AND HUMIDITY WILL COMBINE TO CREATE A SITUATION IN WHICH HEAT
 INJURIES ARE POSSIBLE. IT IS BEST TO SEEK AN AIR CONDITIONED
 ENVIRONMENT DURING THE HOTTEST PART OF THE DAY. IF THAT IS NOT
 POSSIBLE...DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS AND STAY OUT OF THE SUN. THE
 ELDERLY AND THE YOUNG ARE MOST SUSCEPTIBLE TO HEAT RELATED
 INJURIES...SO BE SURE TO CHECK ON ELDERLY RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 04, 2005, 10:51:00 am
Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  why bike when you can drive a car.  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
 
 ...HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 8 PM EDT
 THIS EVENING...
 
 HIGH PRESSURE WILL SLIDE OFF THE ATLANTIC COAST THIS AFTERNOON...
 PUMPING HOT AND HUMID AIR ACROSS THE REGION. HIGH TEMPERATURES IN
 THE MID 90S COMBINED WITH HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL PRODUCE HEAT
 INDEX VALUES AROUND 100 DEGREES THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
 
 A HEAT ADVISORY MEANS THAT THE COMBINATION OF HIGH TEMPERATURES
 AND HUMIDITY WILL COMBINE TO CREATE A SITUATION IN WHICH HEAT
 INJURIES ARE POSSIBLE. IT IS BEST TO SEEK AN AIR CONDITIONED
 ENVIRONMENT DURING THE HOTTEST PART OF THE DAY. IF THAT IS NOT
 POSSIBLE...DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS AND STAY OUT OF THE SUN. THE
 ELDERLY AND THE YOUNG ARE MOST SUSCEPTIBLE TO HEAT RELATED
 INJURIES...SO BE SURE TO CHECK ON ELDERLY RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: brennser on August 04, 2005, 11:05:00 am
heat advisories are for wimps   :p  
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  why bike when you can drive a car.  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
 
 ...HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 8 PM EDT
 THIS EVENING...
 
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: smakawhat on August 04, 2005, 11:08:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  why bike when you can drive a car.  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
 
 
WUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :p
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Venerable Bede on August 04, 2005, 11:16:00 am
suit yourself kids.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Sailor Ripley on August 04, 2005, 11:32:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: godsshoeshine on August 04, 2005, 11:33:00 am
isn't it metro accessable? metro=ac
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: jkeisenh on August 04, 2005, 11:39:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Dave Stoller:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes. [/b]
Here here!  For me, a heat advisory just means "maybe you should drink some water."
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: ratioci nation on August 04, 2005, 11:44:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  isn't it metro accessable? metro=ac
train then bus
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Venerable Bede on August 04, 2005, 11:55:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Dave Stoller:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes. [/b]
i have plenty of fun on my bike.
 
   <img src="http://www.tljones.co.uk/photos/bikes/xs1100.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Sailor Ripley on August 04, 2005, 11:57:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
 ]i have plenty of fun on my bike.
 
Where's the air conditioner?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Jaguär on August 05, 2005, 12:16:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Dave Stoller:
     
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes. [/b]
I would assume that if you ride fast enough, you would work up a nice breeze.     :D    
 
 It's working up a sweat and then afterwards stinking like an Italian sub (sandwich) that I would be concerned about.
 
 Of course, this is coming from someone who LOVEEEESSSSS Summer and even enjoys the heat.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: jkeisenh on August 08, 2005, 11:12:00 am
report back:
 yup, it worked.  it was about a 20min ride from dc.  take any bridge to the mt vernon trail, turn off after the airport on the 4 mile run trail.  the first road where the trail splits (over/under the road) after the power switching station, go over.  The road is marked Arlington Ridge Rd. but it's Mt Vernon Ave too.  So, hang a left, over the bridge, and about 1/2 mi up on the left is Birchmere.
 
 (that arlington ridge rd thing screwed me up. i had to exercise my spanish to figure out where the hell i was.)
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: flawd101 on August 09, 2005, 01:07:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
haha, with that obstacle it can maybe be considered a real sport   :D  
 
 SERIOUS QUESTION!!! *gasp*
 i was wondering, what do you people think about while biking?
 are you like kids who pretend they are in the "big game"? (for you people the big race)
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 08:54:00 am
i work in c.city. [i work for the man, i take his money]. at night i would recommend biking before bussing it. but i dont think the area is that bad. though single women should beware at night. you may run into Manuel. he's sauve, but he smells like an aqua-velva tanker accident:
  <img src="http://www.funshop.com/images/fs_f28043_l.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
   if u r biking it dont stop and dilly dally. common sense. dont ask for directions, if u r a guy u shouldnt ever do that anyway, even if it means u go all the way down to Mt vernon and back just to get to birchmere. keep moving. u can always get off trail at airport and take local streets rather than take the 4mile run trail which im sure has some obscured areas that could be a risk, but just like anywhere else, --but this aint georgetown. it also helps to carry huge chains
  <img src="http://netmeme.org/blog/archives/images/E-Chains.jpg" alt=" - " />
  around your neck like u r a crazed dc bike messenger straight out of Faster Pussycat KILL KILL!
 
 
 bad ideas:
  <img src="http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/biker.jpg" alt=" - " />
 and ladies, no
   <img src="http://www.axelsarmoury.com/782a6960.jpg" alt=" - " />
  <img src="http://www.axelsarmoury.com/7838c960.jpg" alt=" - " />
  <img src="http://www.leatherlore.com/images/DSC03883_small.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 -muschi
  <img src="http://www.creativeparties.co.uk/library/CPH0031.jpg" alt=" - " />
 who loves ya baby?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 09, 2005, 10:26:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
 [QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
 
Quote

 I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 09, 2005, 10:31:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
 
Quote

 
 SERIOUS QUESTION!!! *gasp*
 i was wondering, what do you people think about while biking?
 [/b]
Personally......
 
 "Ow! My arse hurts"
 
 OR
 
 "Shit, my knob is tingling"
 
 OR
 
 "Oh God! How many fucking hills does this tiny fucking Island have for fucks sake"
 
 OR
 
 "My missus is dead if she's had that last beer in the fridge when I get home"
 
 OR
 
 "Better head home, running out of liquids"
 
 
 ......That kind of stuff.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 09, 2005, 10:37:00 am
El Salvador, Mexico...same difference. Like North Carolina and Mississippi. Or Canaada and the US.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
 [QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
 
Quote

 I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood. [/b]
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 03:04:00 pm
hey it's not fair to call them "dangerous Mexican gangs"! they are taco bell employees! and the fact that taco bell gives u the shits and you are a danger to the community because of isnt the fault of the mexicans working at the "bell".
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 03:14:00 pm
i'm bored therefore i shall write. when im biking i think about:
 
 - how much my life sucks.
 
 - how ive fucked it up
 
 - these thoughts momentarily interrupted by total change in focus to a nice pair of breasts, thighs, or ass on some women i pass by.
 
 - how out of shape i am
 
 - how tired i am
 
 - and back to "how much my life sucks, how ive fucked it up."
 
 - another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail -- in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.
 
 - revenge
 
 - how sick of dc i am and need time away from it.
 
 - [repeat thought cycle]
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: markie on August 09, 2005, 03:25:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
 
 
 - another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail -- in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.
 
 
Somehow I think you might be a fuck up whose life sucks. Perhaps you find lycra homo-erotic because your are totally flaming.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 03:50:00 pm
yeah i am a fuckup, i think i made that point clear einstein. no wonder you wear bicycle tights, sheepboy, bahhh. your originality is flooring me. perhaps i am a flaming queen, tho i luv tits too much to ever be, but i'm not wanna be tights-wearing clown. sah-shay-shon-tay!
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: markie on August 09, 2005, 03:53:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
 tho i luv tits too much to ever be,  
How about:  <img src="http://www.paardenhappening-zottegem.be/mantits.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 04:02:00 pm
u will never wear your bike tights again w/o feeling like a flaming queen. im so sorry.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 04:04:00 pm
hey i just broke w gf, badly too, i could post her boob picts here, is it allowed by this site?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 09, 2005, 04:07:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  hey i just broke w gf, badly too, i could post her boob picts here, is it allowed by this site?
yep.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 04:17:00 pm
ex gf's boobs
  <img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/mtop.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 09, 2005, 04:19:00 pm
Thanks for the warning for those of us at work. Asshole.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 09, 2005, 04:21:00 pm
what part of the words "boob picts" was unclear to you?
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: markie on August 09, 2005, 04:33:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  u will never wear your bike tights again w/o feeling like a flaming queen. im so sorry.
No, not at all, sexuality is not defined by what one wears. Moreover I grew p long enough to go to not care what other people think of my attire. That said I think if you saw me in my tights you might get a little firm.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 09, 2005, 04:35:00 pm
Why does this woman have nipples on her ass cheeks?
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  ex gf's boobs
   <img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/mtop.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: flawd101 on August 09, 2005, 10:51:00 pm
we have to keep quoteing that so people at work get in trouble...
 biking sounds like fun!  all those fun things to think about.  i can see why you guys love it so much!
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Jaguär on August 10, 2005, 03:12:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  ex gf's boobs
 
She's really going to fall in love with you now after posting that on this forum.   :roll:
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 10, 2005, 04:59:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
   
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  ex gf's boobs
 
She's really going to fall in love with you now after posting that on this forum.    ;)  But considering the alternative of an arse so sore you'd think you'd spent a week in the black ghetto section of Rikers Island, I'll take the looking like a total idiot anyday.
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 10, 2005, 06:31:00 pm
1. i hope she rots in hell!
 2. the self-deprecating humor about the tights  was hilarious, i choked on my late worknight dinner.
 3. she has awesome heavy hanging torpedo tits. 38Ds. two big nipples like a big happy face w big eyes looking at u lol
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 10, 2005, 10:26:00 pm
oh and i think the guy referring to 60yo mans tits is looking at wrong   <img src="http://www.paardenhappening-zottegem.be/mantits.jpg" alt=" - " />  boobie shot. i meant these, ah let's look atthem again shall we? el clicko hero / clicken sie heir gut ja? (http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/mtop.jpg)
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 11, 2005, 04:18:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by muschi:
  oh and i think the guy referring to 60yo mans tits is looking at wrong    <img src="http://www.paardenhappening-zottegem.be/mantits.jpg" alt=" - " />  boobie shot. i meant these, ah let's look atthem again shall we? el clicko hero / clicken sie heir gut ja? (http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/mtop.jpg)
I don't see any difference between those and your ex's funbags, but maybe that's just me!
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 11, 2005, 08:27:00 am
"cycling shorts...alternative of an arse so sore you'd think you'd spent a week in the black ghetto section of Rikers Island, I'll take the looking like a total idiot anyday. "
 
 
 -------------perhaps the bicycle_seat_for_chronic_farters i saw the other day is an alternative?
 
   <img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/bicycle_seat_for_chronic_farters.JPG" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: bike trails to Birchmere
Post by: muschi on August 31, 2005, 08:26:00 am
these trail directions should be useful for the HENRY ROLLINS spoken word show on 10/15!!
 
 "yeah baby! yeah!!" asu can tell im quite excited about this show being at britchmere.   :D