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Title: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Barcelona on October 10, 2005, 08:42:00 am
Killing Pablo
 
 Got sick reading it, that writer is a fascist.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: pip on October 10, 2005, 03:42:00 pm
I know lots of people love it, but I hated Infinite Jest. Supposedly David Foster Wallace is a genius of contemporary American literature and the book is a masterpiece and finishing and enjoying it is a sign of the intellectual superiority of the reader. But getting through just the first 1/3 was the most painful experience of my life.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Bags on October 10, 2005, 03:45:00 pm
The Red Tent.
 
 I did a customer review of it for Amazon:  "I can review this book in seven words:  "Biblical women menstruating over hay together."
 
 Blech, it was terribly written.  The amazing part is a lot of the negative reviews are all about how it's not true to the Bible, blah blah.  Oy, those folks are SO missing the point.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 10, 2005, 03:55:00 pm
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Originally posted by Bags:
  The Red Tent.
 
 
The movie version with Sean Connery was excellent, though.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: godsshoeshine on October 10, 2005, 03:57:00 pm
anna karinina
 i really don't care about each blade of grass in czarist russia
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Post by: Sir HC on October 10, 2005, 04:17:00 pm
The Cat Who Could Walk Through Walls.  As I was nearing the end of the book I kept wondering how can he tie this up in the 40 pages...30 pages...20 pages remaining?  Ends very poorly and makes the rest just that much worse.
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Post by: vansmack on October 10, 2005, 04:19:00 pm
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  anna karinina
 i really don't care about each blade of grass in czarist russia
If we're including books I never finished, this one would definitely be on my list.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 10, 2005, 04:27:00 pm
Books I didn't finish because they were hippie crap:
 
 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, by Robert Pirsig
 
 Blue Highways, by William Least Heat-Moon
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: BookerT on October 10, 2005, 04:56:00 pm
i had to read "the good earth" by pearl buck back in 7th grade. i remember it being pretty brutal. but i still aced the test.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: walkonby on October 10, 2005, 05:07:00 pm
glamorama by bret e. ellis
 
 what a waste by such a great
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Jaguär on October 10, 2005, 06:51:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
   
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  anna karinina
 i really don't care about each blade of grass in czarist russia
If we're including books I never finished, this one would definitely be on my list. [/b]
I loved this book. In fact, Tolstoy is one of my favorite writers ever.
 
 On the other hand, probably my least favorite is John Irving. God, I hate his works!
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: brennser on October 10, 2005, 09:34:00 pm
Damascus Gate - hated it
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 10, 2005, 09:38:00 pm
Ender's Game
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Frank Gallagher on October 11, 2005, 05:04:00 am
Getting Divorced in Maryland
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Post by: renton007 on October 11, 2005, 09:20:00 am
The worst book I read to completion:
 
 Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance
 
 Books that did not hold my interest so I did not complete:
 
 Tropic of Cancer
 Brave New World
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 11, 2005, 09:46:00 am
Brave New World:  We had to read it in school.  I rather liked this book.
 
 To Kill A Mockingbird:  We had to read it.  I didn't fancy it, or finish it either.  Plus they showed the film in class so everyone would pass the test regardless.  It must be quite awful if they have to do that.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: pip on October 11, 2005, 09:58:00 am
I can think of some textbooks I had that were pretty bad, but if we limit it just to fiction, my worst required reading book was easily James Joyce's A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man. All I can say is, thank freakin' God for Cliffs Notes.
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Post by: eros on October 11, 2005, 10:02:00 am
Never finished it but "Atlas Shrugged" was torture.
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Post by: ratioci nation on October 11, 2005, 10:03:00 am
cold mountain, couldnt finish it, was a gift
 
 could not be bothered to finish Infinite Jest or Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
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Post by: Venerable Bede on October 11, 2005, 10:17:00 am
the invisible man- ralph ellison (but i loved native son by richard wright)
 
 a widow for one year- john irving
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 11, 2005, 10:23:00 am
Gravity's Rainbow, by Thomas Pynchon
 
 I didn't finish it.  It just didn't "snap my elastic".  What can I say?  I must be an idiot.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: sacriforce on October 11, 2005, 10:26:00 am
the one where the parents run a circus sideshow type of thing and they purposefully exposed their kids - while in the womb - to checmicals and radiation so they'd come out weird  and sidewshow-y. Never got into it, just sort of made me completely sick.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: sacriforce on October 11, 2005, 10:28:00 am
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Originally posted by clouds R²:
  Ender's Game
sorry to have to tell you, friend, but you're completely nuts.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 11, 2005, 10:35:00 am
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Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
 sorry to have to tell you, friend, but you're completely nuts.
I know that I'm crazy.  ENDERS GAME won all the major awards that year.  
 
 I just cannot see why.  It was a fucking book for children ferchristsakes!
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on October 11, 2005, 10:47:00 am
Camus' The Stranger.
 
 Dostoyevski's The Idiot is a close second.
 
 I found Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance "ok," not nearly as bad as you all are making out.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 11, 2005, 10:50:00 am
I found the Bible exceptionally hard to get through. And some of it is a bit hard to believe.
 
 And never finished "White Teeth" by Zadie Smith. Got to the point where I didn't care about anyone in the book, or what was going on.
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Post by: sacriforce on October 11, 2005, 10:56:00 am
Interesting; didnt know about the awards or that it was for kids. but the fact that the main characters were kids and how insanely resourceful they were for their age (Ender's siblings going on national political message boards and starting shit) was pretty good story-tellin. Check out author Orson Sccott Card's review of everything (http://www.hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2005-09-30-extra.shtml)
 
 
 
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Originally posted by clouds R²:
   
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Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
 sorry to have to tell you, friend, but you're completely nuts.
I know that I'm crazy.  ENDERS GAME won all the major awards that year.  
 
 I just cannot see why.  It was a fucking book for children ferchristsakes! [/b]
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Bombay Chutney on October 11, 2005, 11:00:00 am
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Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance  
I'm surprised everyone seems to hate this one so much.  I thought it was pretty good.  Maybe a bit long, but good.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: on October 11, 2005, 11:00:00 am
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Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
  Interesting; didnt know about the awards or that it was for kids. but the fact that the main characters were kids and how insanely resourceful they were for their age (Ender's siblings going on national political message boards and starting shit) was pretty good story-tellin. Check out author Orson Sccott Card's review of everything (http://www.hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2005-09-30-extra.shtml)
 
If ENDERS was Orson's best, then I don't want to bother with the chaff.
 
 Another book I hated was Discworld, by Terry Pratchett.  I figure that If an author has a successful list of sequels to his/her original title, then the original must, at the very least, be readable.  Neither Ender or Discworld was.
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Post by: sacriforce on October 11, 2005, 11:29:00 am
same.
 kinda inspirational, even.
 almost.
 
 
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
   
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Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance  
I'm surprised everyone seems to hate this one so much.  I thought it was pretty good.  Maybe a bit long, but good. [/b]
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: ratioci nation on October 11, 2005, 11:31:00 am
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  I'm surprised everyone seems to hate this one so much.  I thought it was pretty good.  Maybe a bit long, but good.
i only read it because one of my favorite books was compared to it (The River Why) and just didnt find it nearly as good
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 11, 2005, 11:35:00 am
I read is because a pseudo-hippie ex-girlfriend recommended it. I guess I'm not pseudo-hippie enough.
 
 
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
   
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Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance  
I'm surprised everyone seems to hate this one so much.  I thought it was pretty good.  Maybe a bit long, but good. [/b]
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: jhw5g on October 11, 2005, 12:49:00 pm
thoughts on Lunar Park?
 
 
 walkonby
 Member # 4068   posted 10-10-2005 05:07 PM
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 glamorama by bret e. ellis
 
 what a waste by such a great
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Sir HC on October 11, 2005, 12:51:00 pm
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Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
  the one where the parents run a circus sideshow type of thing and they purposefully exposed their kids - while in the womb - to checmicals and radiation so they'd come out weird  and sidewshow-y. Never got into it, just sort of made me completely sick.
Geek Love.
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Post by: yinzer on October 11, 2005, 01:42:00 pm
invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk
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Post by: renton007 on October 11, 2005, 01:47:00 pm
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Originally posted by jdr:
  invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk
Diary was poor also. I hope Haunted is better.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: walkonby on October 11, 2005, 02:27:00 pm
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Originally posted by jhw5g:
  thoughts on Lunar Park?
 
 
 walkonby
 Member # 4068   posted 10-10-2005 05:07 PM
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 glamorama by bret e. ellis
 
 what a waste by such a great
i haven't given it a spin.  your opinion?  should i?
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: smakawhat on October 11, 2005, 03:33:00 pm
Stay the flying F**K away..
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 dogmatic boring diatribe
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 no talent hack, who has serious sexual issues
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 Waste of trees
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Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: smakawhat on October 11, 2005, 03:36:00 pm
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Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
  Camus' The Stranger.
 
 Dostoyevski's The Idiot is a close second.
 
 
Dostoyevski is awesome!!  The Idiot is not his best though, and I liked The Stranger.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on October 11, 2005, 03:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by smakawhat:
  Dostoyevski is awesome!!  
I agree, if we were talking Crime and Punishment or Brothers Karamazov. The Idiot, however, seems more like a character study in a less fleshed out version of one of his Brothers, however.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Sir HC on October 11, 2005, 03:58:00 pm
Books I have yet to slog through (3+ tries):
 
 Mason and Dixon - Pynchon -> The talking dog, that is where it ends.  I have read most everything else he has done and loved it.
 
 Lord of the Rings (first one) -> Gads page 100 and they haven't done anything.  It starts slower than a Stanley Steamer.
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: blkmetlxhxc on October 11, 2005, 05:19:00 pm
daughter of time bored the hell outta me!
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: muschi on October 12, 2005, 08:34:00 am
i agree in the sense that russian writers and russians seem to like to be miserable and write about miserable things [sort of like The Cure of their time]. reading the Brothers Karamozov in college for russian history class was not dissimilar to the brain-numbing effects of narcotic medication. in fact i suspect the trudging chore of reading the book helps or might intentionally make one experience the misery along with the characters. "they all die miserably and tormented. the end. have a nice sleep sweetie". hav the cyanide handy when reading any russian author. no wonder all the russians i met in va beach this summer seem like they are friggin robots or they had a lobotomy. man, i swear i wouldnt be able to get it up for a russian chick despite how good looking they can be. Da!  
 
 but it was well written i'd give it 7 miserable smiley faces       :confused:                :confused:                :confused:                :confused:                :confused:                :confused:                :confused:               :confused:      
 
 [russian funeral dirge music heard in background]
 
       
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  anna karinina
 i really don't care about each blade of grass in czarist russia
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: smakawhat on October 12, 2005, 09:22:00 am
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Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
   
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Originally posted by smakawhat:
  Dostoyevski is awesome!!  
I agree, if we were talking Crime and Punishment or Brothers Karamazov. The Idiot, however, seems more like a character study in a less fleshed out version of one of his Brothers, however. [/b]
The Idiot wasn't a bad atempt to show the i guess "denoument" of a Christ like figure, but there isn't too much of a story (the party scenes are fantastic, and it has also one of the best duel scenes I've read right up there with Lermontov and Chekhov).
 
 Notes from Underground, Demons, even some of his short stories are really fantastic.  Brothers K.  is easily the best book I have ever read in my life.
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Post by: smakawhat on October 12, 2005, 09:31:00 am
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Originally posted by muschi:
  i agree in the sense that russian writers and russians seem to like to be miserable and write about miserable things [sort of like The Cure of their time]. reading the Brothers Karamozov in college for russian history class was not dissimilar to the brain-numbing effects of narcotic medication. in fact i suspect the trudging chore of reading the book helps or might intentionally make one experience the misery along with the characters. "they all die miserably and tormented. the end. have a nice sleep sweetie". hav the cyanide handy when reading any russian author. no wonder all the russians i met in va beach this summer seem like they are friggin robots or they had a lobotomy. man, i swear i wouldnt be able to get it up for a russian chick despite how good looking they can be. Da!  
 
 but it was well written i'd give it 7 miserable smiley faces        :confused:                  :confused:                  :confused:                  :confused:                  :confused:                  :confused:                  :confused:                 :confused:        
 
 [russian funeral dirge music heard in background]
 
         
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  anna karinina
 i really don't care about each blade of grass in czarist russia
[/b]
Ha ha.  I always say you know you are reading a Russian novel when:
 
 Some serf is getting beaten to death
 Someone has consumption
 Someone gets murdered
 Someone gets killed in a duel
 There's a good chance some antisemtic remarks will be made
 There is plenty of Kvass, pepper vodka, and samovars to go around
 
 Na zdorovje!!!
Title: Re: Worst book you've ever read
Post by: Venerable Bede on October 12, 2005, 10:05:00 am
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Originally posted by smakawhat:
 
 Brothers K.  is easily the best book I have ever read in my life.
as for dostoyevsky, crime and punishment is my favorite.  i probably should re-read demons, cause i got so lost.