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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: vansmack on July 09, 2003, 02:38:00 pm

Title: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: vansmack on July 09, 2003, 02:38:00 pm
ESPN's Page 2 uses the following to assess Street Cred for NBA players.
 
 Here is your Cred-O-Meter scoring key:
 
 WH = Wild Hair
 T = Tattoos
 U = Urban Upbringing
 P = Police Trouble
 
 --------------------------
 
 Smackie gets a .5 out of 4.
 
 WH - no
 T - one, but it's not outwardly visible (half point)
 U - no
 P - no
 
 I have no street cred and am not marketable.  This is crushing to the ego.  :(
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: thirsty moore on July 09, 2003, 02:47:00 pm
I have wild hair every 6 months before I get it cut.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Sir HC on July 09, 2003, 02:50:00 pm
But you can *gain* points by lying about any of the above.  Say you went to Wilson HS in DC.  Say you got busted every 3 months as a juvenile (so the records are sealed).  There you now are at 2.5.  Just work on that hair and you got it.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: redsock on July 09, 2003, 02:58:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  ESPN's Page 2 uses the following to assess Street Cred for NBA players.
 
 Here is your Cred-O-Meter scoring key:
 
 WH = Wild Hair
 T = Tattoos
 U = Urban Upbringing
 P = Police Trouble
 
 --------------------------
 
 Smackie gets a .5 out of 4.
 
 WH - no
 T - one, but it's not outwardly visible (half point)
 U - no
 P - no
 
 I have no street cred and am not marketable.  This is crushing to the ego.   :(  
The question is, how many people are now simultaneously creating a 930 Club board member credibility chart?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 03:00:00 pm
I have some wild hair, but it's not outwardly visible. Well, wait, do wild eyebrows and excessive ear and nose hair count?
 
 Guess I get the point for my two tattoos.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 09, 2003, 03:55:00 pm
WH .5 depends on the humidity and time between haircuts.
 T 0
 U .5 Lived in Motown until jr high and after college.  although it probably should be negative since the family move to Grosse Pointe.  
 P 0
 
 no cred no marketability no action with the ladies for me.  i'll just go be a wanker.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 04:09:00 pm
I have no cred, but does that Michelle Jordan fella have any cred on that scale? Still doesnt stop him selling shoes, does it?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:13:00 pm
I have run 12 marathons and once did a 10K in a very respectable 38:46. Anyone want to buy a pair of worn out running shoes from me?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: vansmack on July 09, 2003, 04:15:00 pm
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Originally posted by the scientist:
  I have no cred, but does that Michelle Jordan fella have any cred on that scale? Still doesnt stop him selling shoes, does it?
Different market.  Apparently, being the best isn't enough anymore - the inner city kids need to relate to you or something.  
 
 However, that didn't stop Beckham from choosing Jordan's #23 as his new number for Real Madrid, now did it?  Posh's people had better start getting David some street cred right quick....oh wait, probably a different market for soccer than for basketball.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: vansmack on July 09, 2003, 04:17:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I have run 12 marathons and once did a 10K in a very respectable 38:46. Anyone want to buy a pair of worn out running shoes from me?
Ever run from the law in those shoes?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:17:00 pm
Beckham has the worst hairdos and he aint even that cute.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 04:19:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  Different market.  Apparently, being the best isn't enough anymore - the inner city kids need to relate to you or something.  
 
Err what, are you trying to say inner city kids dont wear air jordans anymore? I think you had better head down to the inner city from your suburban pad. Hell in footlocker it seems like it is 80% nike and half of those are jordans.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:20:00 pm
No but i spit on a mime while wearing them.
 
 
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Originally posted by vansmack:
   
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I have run 12 marathons and once did a 10K in a very respectable 38:46. Anyone want to buy a pair of worn out running shoes from me?
Ever run from the law in those shoes? [/b]
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 04:20:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Beckham has the worst hairdos and he aint even that cute.
maybe you are not gay?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:23:00 pm
Those were the words of my wife, and I can't help but agree.
 
 
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Originally posted by the scientist:
   
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Beckham has the worst hairdos and he aint even that cute.
maybe you are not gay? [/b]
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 04:28:00 pm
come on, he is pretty......  <img src="http://www.sparnord.dk/privat/stjernekunde/beckham.image/beckham.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: vansmack on July 09, 2003, 04:29:00 pm
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Originally posted by the scientist:
  Err what, are you trying to say inner city kids dont wear air jordans anymore? I think you had better head down to the inner city from your suburban pad. Hell in footlocker it seems like it is 80% nike and half of those are jordans.
Only the retro Jordans are selling these days.  The sale for the new Jordans was way down compared to KG, T-Mac and Allen.  That's why Nike threw $90 Million over 7 years to Lebron while the current best player in the NBA, Kobe Bryant, got $5 Million less per year.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:33:00 pm
Is being "pretty" considered a good thing for men to be?
 
    I'll take pretty girls, but spare me the pretty boys.
 
    He may be pretty, but he aint handsome.
 
 
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Originally posted by the scientist:
  come on, he is pretty......   <img src="http://www.sparnord.dk/privat/stjernekunde/beckham.image/beckham.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: ggw on July 09, 2003, 04:33:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  Apparently, being the best isn't enough anymore - the inner city kids need to relate to you or something.  
 
No.  You simply have to appear that you are down with the ghetto crowd so that the suburban kids who like to believe that they're gangstaz buy up all your goods.  The inner city kids don't help the bottom line.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 09, 2003, 04:40:00 pm
The inner city kids just steal all their shit anyway.
 
 
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Originally posted by ggw:
   
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
  Apparently, being the best isn't enough anymore - the inner city kids need to relate to you or something.  
 
No.  You simply have to appear that you are down with the ghetto crowd so that the suburban kids who like to believe that they're gangstaz buy up all your goods.  The inner city kids don't help the bottom line. [/b]
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: thirsty moore on July 09, 2003, 04:44:00 pm
That Beckham guy's a tosser, just like every other sports idol.  Same goes for rockstars too.  Except for my main man Thurston Moore.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 04:47:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  That Beckham guy's a tosser, just like every other sports idol.  Same goes for rockstars too.  Except for my main man Thurston Moore.
Tosser? Well there is nothing more Wankie than a guy playing his guitar with a tennis ball from a distance of 10 feet, is there?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: thirsty moore on July 09, 2003, 04:50:00 pm
Hush up pretty boy.  Go worship your footie player.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 09, 2003, 04:57:00 pm
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Originally posted by the scientist:
   
Quote
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  That Beckham guy's a tosser, just like every other sports idol.  Same goes for rockstars too.  Except for my main man Thurston Moore.
Tosser? Well there is nothing more Wankie than a guy playing his guitar with a tennis ball from a distance of 10 feet, is there? [/b]
actually thats not wankie more like genius...  now the next tosser which does this it will be wankie, and it will probably be a brit seeing as they always look to the US for inspiration.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: markie on July 09, 2003, 05:02:00 pm
Oh I will just go and play my guitar with an electric drill......
 
 As for inspiration, sure, the Beatles and the Stones were inspired by American blues, but then went on to become the two biggest selling recording artists influencing in return one or two American acts.....
 
 
 WOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Sir HC on July 09, 2003, 05:23:00 pm
I think I am at about 2 on the cred scale, more if scars can count for tattoos.  I think they are cooler, and you have to work to get them.  Tattoos, just have to ask a friend for one.
 
 And if I got a tattoo it would be a smiley face saying have a nice day (but with only one eye).
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 09, 2003, 08:11:00 pm
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Originally posted by the scientist:
  Oh I will just go and play my guitar with an electric drill......
 
 As for inspiration, sure, the Beatles and the Stones were inspired by American blues, but then went on to become the two biggest selling recording artists influencing in return one or two American acts.....
 
 
 WOOOOOO!
it's  been done...  and the beatles and stones weren't the only bands influenced by us artists.  and yes they influenced numerous us bands.
 '
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Ikarus on July 09, 2003, 09:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  But you can *gain* points by lying about any of the above.  Say you went to Wilson HS in DC.  Say you got busted every 3 months as a juvenile (so the records are sealed).  There you now are at 2.5.  Just work on that hair and you got it.
you talkin about chris webber?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Fico on July 10, 2003, 01:16:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  That Beckham guy's a tosser, just like every other sports idol.  Same goes for rockstars too.  Except for my main man Thurston Moore.
Thank god Carol!!, I thought you were going to say all rockstars except the gits from the Lloyd Dobbler Effect..
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: thirsty moore on July 10, 2003, 01:21:00 pm
Who's Carol?
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: mankie on July 10, 2003, 01:23:00 pm
WH = Wild Hair - If I let it grow
 T = Tattoos - Yep
 U = Urban Upbringing - Yep
 P = Police Trouble - Yep
 
 The only problem is I think basketball is a game for the physically freakish and mentally challenged.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: Fico on July 10, 2003, 01:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  Who's Carol?
you are Carol... or Caroline, whichever you prefer.
Title: Re: Cred-o-Meter
Post by: thirsty moore on July 10, 2003, 01:36:00 pm
Can I call you bitchboy?