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Title: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: bull930 on May 08, 2007, 03:45:00 am
I am pretty sure everyone has heard this news. I am wondering what is so awful with doing 45 days. Maybe it will straighten her out and let her know she is just like the rest of us and $$$$ doesn't exclude her. This is to me is a mute point and should not be #1 on news.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: PigIron on May 08, 2007, 05:27:00 am
I could give two shits if she straightens out or not.  She can live her life (which sounds pretty nice, actually) however she wants.  There are a million people like her in this country.  If people stopped giving her attention, she wouldn't be a celebrity anymore.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on May 08, 2007, 06:54:00 am
Was anybody else able to guess who started this thread just based on its title?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: alex on May 08, 2007, 07:48:00 am
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 08, 2007, 10:08:00 am
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
   
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
I was thinking exactly the same thing...although I'd lo'o'ove to be her cellmate, ifyernowotamsayin.   ;)
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on May 08, 2007, 10:09:00 am
Can we put picture of Paris Hilton in her prison jumpsuit next to the word "Schadenfreude" in dictionaries now?
 
 Brian
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: beetsnotbeats on May 08, 2007, 10:31:00 am
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
   
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 08, 2007, 12:38:00 pm
Have you ever noticed that it is only females celebs that go to jail for their crimes...Martha Stewart, Li'l Kim, Paris?
 
 While OJ, Robt.Blake & Phil Spector roam free.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on May 08, 2007, 01:57:00 pm
Hey, Ian Brown went to prison for threatening to chop a stewardess's hands off.  That's a music-related male who got sent up.
 
 He actually was sent to Stangeways.  Strangeways, there he went.
 
 Brian
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 08, 2007, 02:02:00 pm
Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 08, 2007, 02:10:00 pm
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: ggw on May 08, 2007, 02:15:00 pm
You have to admit, this is a great premise for a reality TV series (or a line of porn flicks).
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 08, 2007, 03:31:00 pm
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Originally posted by Dupek Chakra:
   
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey. [/b]
I doubt they called him anything other than "Mr Cornwell, sir"
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: RatBastard on May 08, 2007, 04:29:00 pm
http://www.illwillpress.com/topical2.html (http://www.illwillpress.com/topical2.html)
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: distance on May 09, 2007, 12:41:00 am
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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
   
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
   
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo. [/b]
is it a typo if they don't realize the difference?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: bull930 on May 09, 2007, 01:01:00 am
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Originally posted by distance:
   
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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
   
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
     
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo. [/b]
is it a typo if they don't realize the difference? [/b]
i'm just saying we shouldn't see this like it is suppose to be the most important story. It is #100 out of 100.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Jaguar on May 09, 2007, 04:34:00 am
She's now asking Arnie to pardon her extremely spoiled little ass. Supposedly, hundreds have signed the petition. Idiots! You know she wouldn't lift one over-pampered finger to help any of them out if they were the ones in jail.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Reod Dai on May 09, 2007, 04:55:00 am
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Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 09, 2007, 08:41:00 am
Do you think those big dykes will fist her?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: sweetcell on May 09, 2007, 09:43:00 am
only in your dreams, dupek
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Fico on May 09, 2007, 10:09:00 am
Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 09, 2007, 10:17:00 am
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Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?
Because he was knighted.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: alex on May 09, 2007, 10:50:00 am
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Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?
Yeah for real, he served two months in 2003 for trashing his band mate's apartment...and since has had a rap-sheet a mile long full of drug and driving violations.
 
 He should be thrown in jail just for being a waste of life.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on May 09, 2007, 11:37:00 am
I know this makes me "uncool," but I think "Blender" is sort of a good, fun magazine.  I read it every month.
 
 Anyhow, they have a section every month where readers ask questions (usually) regarding music-related urban legends ("Is it true Courtney Love was in Faith No More?" "Did Keith Richards really have his blood changed in Switzerland?" etc.)
 
 A couple of months ago someone wrote:
 
 "Why isn't Pete Doherty in jail?"
 
 I thought that was funny.
 
 Brian
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 09, 2007, 04:04:00 pm
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Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?
I don't know....I just don't know. You think you know the country you grew up in, but it's not like that anymore.
 
 Man looks up on a yellow sky
 And the rain turns to rust in his eye
 Rumours of his health are lies
 Old england is dying
 
 His clothes are dirty shade of blue
 And his ancient shoes worn through
 He steals from me and he lies to you
 Old england is dying
 
 Still he sings an empires song
 And he keeps his navy strong
 And he sticks his flag where it ill belongs
 Old england is dying
 
 Youâ??re asking what makes me sigh now
 What it is makes me shudder so
 Well
 I just freeze in the wind
 And Iâ??m numb from the pummeling of the snow
 That falls from high in yellow skies
 Where the time stained of england flies
 Where the homes are warm and the mothers sigh
 Where comedians laugh and babies cry
 Where criminals are televised politicians fraternize
 Journalists are dignified and everyone is civilised
 And children stare with heroin eyes
 Old england!
 
 Evening has fallen
 The swans are singing
 The last of sundays bells is ringing
 The wind in the trees is sighing
 And old england is dying
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 10, 2007, 12:18:00 pm
Cry Paris, cry (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/paris_hilton_cries_admits_wron.php) real tears.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: SPARX on May 11, 2007, 12:33:00 am
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lock1/ (http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lock1/)
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 16, 2007, 08:44:00 am
Prison should be primarily for minorities and the unattractive and there should be a different set of rules and standards for those who make an effort to be nicely-kempt and presentable.
   
 Someone said to me, "What a country.  We can't find Osama Bin Laden, but we're putting Paris Hilton in jail."
 
 I pointed out that there are different agencies working on the two cases.
 
 The traffic patrolmen in Hollywood who arrested Paris Hilton for driving under the influence aren't in charge of tracking down and capturing Osama Bin Laden, too.
 
 It would simply be too much to ask.  They have their hands full with Paris. Otherwise, it would have been a great thing to call them on. Regardless, I thought I'd try it on a meter maid in downtown Baltimore today:
 
 "You people can't catch Osama Bin Laden but you fine a poor working stiff like me for parking in a handicapped space."
 
 F.Y.I.:  Meter maids carry billy clubs and they're not afraid to use them.
 
 What a country.  We can't find Osama Bin Laden but we can make poorly-thought-out analogies based on weak premises and strained metaphors.
 
 That's hot.
 
  <small>[ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ]</small>
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 16, 2007, 05:48:00 pm
[ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ] ???
 
 I find it hard to fathom that there could be a person in America who hasn't seen Paris' nips and who also reads this bboard..?
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: thatguy on May 16, 2007, 06:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by Psychoda alternata:
  [ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ] ???
 
 I find it hard to fathom that there could be a person in America who hasn't seen Paris' nips and who also reads this bboard..?
does that mean that it's ok for everyone here to have that on their monitors at work without their consent?  i don't think so.  it's really not that hard to keep things worksafe.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 18, 2007, 06:48:00 pm
Paris Hilton gets off way2 easy (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/paris_hilton_gets_off_easy.php)
 
 Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to "good behavior." Additionally, they'll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.
 
 "This was decided because of her high profile," Whitmore told Reuters. "She will do fine if she follows the rules."
 I'm not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they're talking about? The only thing she's done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn't murder anybody? That's another 23 days off. At this rate they'll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on May 18, 2007, 06:55:00 pm
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Originally posted by Psychoda alternata:
  At this rate they'll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.
As they should. Jailing America's princess is more of an affront to our way of life then 9/11. This prosecutor and judge are the real terrorists.
Title: Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
Post by: on May 22, 2007, 05:24:00 pm
Paris finds Jesus (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/paris_hilton_finds_jebus.php)