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Title: Bald Britney
Post by: shemptiness on February 17, 2007, 11:48:00 am
 Hairless  (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740)
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: bull930 on February 17, 2007, 12:09:00 pm
This is her rebirth!
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 17, 2007, 02:56:00 pm
Well, now the drapes match the carpet.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: walkonby on February 17, 2007, 02:57:00 pm
i think she saw v for vendetta way too many times while tripping on alien 3 acid.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on February 17, 2007, 04:07:00 pm
Uncle Fester & Goldie Hawn's love child.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Arthwys on February 17, 2007, 04:27:00 pm
well sinead o'rebellion
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 17, 2007, 08:58:00 pm
<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/68e81717.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 "ARE YOU PIGGIES READY FOR SOME SPAHN RANCH RETRO ?"
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: walkonby on February 18, 2007, 04:18:00 pm
sexy speary, what have you done?
 you now make k-fed seem so much fun.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Jaguar on February 18, 2007, 05:10:00 pm
I blame Smackie! Ever since he's been taken off the market, the poor girl has never been the same.
 
 Honestly, I'm kind of hoping to hear some Britney Punk. At very least, it has to be good for a laugh. Maybe she and Kelly Osborn might join up and do a Wild Women tour. Somehow, I think that Courtney Love even looks down on the new Britney.
 
 In the meantime, Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown still lie cold somewhere waiting for their dead bodies to be placed in a final resting place. And Bush and Cheney still reside at the White House.
 
 How much weirder can this world get?
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Jaguar on February 18, 2007, 05:16:00 pm
Speaking of dead bodies (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17202448/?GT1=9033)... Didn't want to start a new thread and this just seemed like the logical progression.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: you be betty on February 18, 2007, 05:52:00 pm
...shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior...
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 18, 2007, 08:41:00 pm
<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/92e94391.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Britney's next album..?
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 19, 2007, 06:17:00 am
I feel sorry for her... she is falling apart, and the paparazzi and everyone else watching is just making it happen faster.  If she had any real friends, they'd tell her to go into seclusion for a couple of years until she works through this.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 19, 2007, 09:51:00 am
Awwwww, that's a diaspointment, it's a photo of her shaved head!!!!
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 19, 2007, 11:46:00 am
Separated At Birth?
 
       <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/8f96a49f.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Britney..................or.....................Bat Boy?
 
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     <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/ea072f7f.jpg" alt=" - " />
  Please to be coming (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bombay) on baby, lighting my fire
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: bull930 on February 20, 2007, 02:04:00 am
Now she wants to be blonde again......she needs to disappear for like 6 months and straighten up and fly right. If the media gave her no attention then she would have no reason to do this. You have to put a little blame on the media.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: vansmack on February 20, 2007, 03:14:00 pm
Well, first, she's completely fallen apart. Would anybody be surprised to wake up one morning and see a headline that says "Britney Spears Found Dead"?  I certainly would not.
 
 And while Jag is right, it's really not my fault.  This all goes back on Brit's shoulders.  Fame or no fame, this all comes back to being a simple human being, fallable like the rest: this stems from her cheating on JT.  He was her inner peace, but she never realized it.  It seemed petty at first to write that song about her, but now, it was the best revenge one could ever have gotten, and it destroyed her. Now it KILLS her to see him as the must have bachelor, being the main attraction at the Grammy's, back to back platinum albums and actually getting a tremendous amount of cred as a musician, actor and model.  So when they were both single and he shot her down, then he and K-Fed were seen mocking her, she's over the edge now, perhaps no coming back either.  
 
 On a side note, I still think Natalie Portman was smoking hot with a shaved head. Brit, not so much.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 20, 2007, 05:22:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  On a side note, I still think Natalie Portman was smoking hot with a shaved head. Brit, not so much.
Don't forget Sinead....WOWZER!!!
 
 mind you...with this men shaving their heads fad that won't seem to go away, there's a lot of men walking around that look like total twats bald. Some men look good bald, some look stupid.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 20, 2007, 05:30:00 pm
I think you have to have dark hair to start with to pull off the shaved (but not completely bald)  look. Or, if you're going for the completely bald look, you better have a wonderfully shaped head.
 
 That goes for men or women.
 
  <small>[ 02-20-2007, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Steny Hoyer, Pubic Destroyer ]</small>
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: vansmack on February 21, 2007, 09:10:00 pm
Well that lasted one day. She just checked out of rehab.  Again.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: chaz on February 22, 2007, 08:36:00 am
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  Well that lasted one day. She just checked out of rehab.  Again.
She's cured......again!
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: valario on February 22, 2007, 03:09:00 pm
buh doesnt she have the biggest head ever?? damn thats a dome piece!! what about the kids britney??
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 22, 2007, 03:12:00 pm
Where the hell is Flawd when we need him? We need his comments on this topic.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: vansmack on February 22, 2007, 03:46:00 pm
Hot rumor in LA is that she shaved her head because a hair sample can indicate drug use longer than a blood sample, and if she's going to go through a custody hearing, her hair would have been used to determine drug use since the K-fed split.  I have no idea if this is true or not (scientifically) but I do trust my source.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 22, 2007, 04:05:00 pm
Is this your source?
 
 http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/ (http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/)
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
  Hot rumor in LA is that she shaved her head because a hair sample can indicate drug use longer than a blood sample, and if she's going to go through a custody hearing, her hair would have been used to determine drug use since the K-fed split.  I have no idea if this is true or not (scientifically) but I do trust my source.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: eltee on February 22, 2007, 04:06:00 pm
Apparently, she check in again last night. K-Fed cancelled court hearing.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: vansmack on February 22, 2007, 04:09:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Is this your source?
 
  http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/ (http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/)
 
   
No.  My source works for a reputable "magazine" that the lady in your life flips through at the checkout stand.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 22, 2007, 04:16:00 pm
Fit Pregnancy, Mothering, or Vegetarian Times?
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Is this your source?
 
   http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/ (http://theblemish.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-because-of-drugs/)  
 
   
No.  My source works for a reputable "magazine" that the lady in your life flips through at the checkout stand. [/b]
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Frank Gallagher on February 22, 2007, 05:35:00 pm
Who were those characters on SNL...the parental units? That's what she looks like. Cone-heads or something like that.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: eltee on February 23, 2007, 03:52:00 pm
Thank you! There was a picture of her in a pink shiny bathing suit at rehab (visit #2) and I couldn't think of which TV character she reminded me of. Now that I think of it - also reminded me of a Telletubie (sp?). Anyhow, yes, yes, Coneheads.
 Although the pictures of her with the umbrella reminded me of "Attack of the 20 ft. Woman".
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 23, 2007, 05:08:00 pm
<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/team_dupek/e5d57ce1.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: bull930 on February 23, 2007, 09:00:00 pm
Go to x17online to see her smash the paps car! They need to leave her alone.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: vansmack on February 23, 2007, 09:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by bull930:
  Go to x17online to see her smash the paps car! They need to leave her alone.
She had just been denied access to her children immediatelty prior to this incident as well.  Tell me how any of you would have reacted?  Ah the life of a public figure....
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: bull930 on February 23, 2007, 09:08:00 pm
I would be pissed.....she needs to go somewhere and just chill for 6 months to a year.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 23, 2007, 09:28:00 pm
if she did it to avoid drug testing, why would she leave her locks behind?   It would be easy for someone to acquire them and test them.  I'm surprised nobody has.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 26, 2007, 11:18:00 am
<img src="http://spectre-studios.com/IMGP7836.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
  buy it (http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-bald-hair-straight-jacket-action-figure_W0QQitemZ230095365539QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
 
   <img src="http://spectre-studios.com/IMGP7823.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on February 27, 2007, 11:24:00 pm
TSK , TSK ... Oh, Baldy, you strange umbrella warrior and rehab shopper...
 
 Is there no end to these sordid revelations? :
 
 
 Spears' Ex Drops Some Britney Bombshells
 Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
 
 (Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
   <img src="http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/03/07/20070226114509990006" alt=" - " />
  linky (http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/26022007/britney_latest_k_fed_v_jason_alexander)
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: sweetcell on February 28, 2007, 02:05:00 am
ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?
 
 now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on March 01, 2007, 12:32:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by sweetcell:
  ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?
 
 now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
does anyone remember the count-down to her 18th birthday and how people were dying to see her in playboy?  i think i'd just shrug at this point
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on March 01, 2007, 08:17:00 am
Now if it was Hustler, would thay get a rise out of you?
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: eltee on March 01, 2007, 11:59:00 am
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa08:
   
Quote
Originally posted by sweetcell:
  ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?
 
 now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
does anyone remember the count-down to her 18th birthday and how people were dying to see her in playboy?  i think i'd just shrug at this point [/b]
I remember the countdown for the Olsen twins...Not sure that Britney needs a Playboy spread when she's already been pictured with out underwear.
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on March 01, 2007, 01:55:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by El Flava Tee:
   
Quote
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa08:
   
Quote
Originally posted by sweetcell:
  ok, only piece missing to this story: how long until a sex video shows up?
 
 now taking bets, the over-under is two weeks.
does anyone remember the count-down to her 18th birthday and how people were dying to see her in playboy?  i think i'd just shrug at this point [/b]
I remember the countdown for the Olsen twins...Not sure that Britney needs a Playboy spread when she's already been pictured with out underwear. [/b]
that was my point  :roll:
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: on March 05, 2007, 04:58:00 pm
NEW REPORTS OF A BRITNEY SPEARS SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND CLAIMS OF BEING THE ANTI-CHRIST
 
 (March 5) -- In the latest round of Britney Spears news, reports of alleged suicide attempts and anti-Christ claims by the pop star are making their rounds in the British press. According to the Daily Telegraph, reports
 say that Spears tried to hang herself with a bedsheet while in rehab, and that she also wrote the numbers "666" on her forehead while saying that she was the "anti-Christ." No U.S. press agencies have been able to verify any such claims.
 
  <img src="http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/8.gif" alt=" - " />
  linky (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21327837-2902,00.html)
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: TheDirector217 on March 05, 2007, 05:41:00 pm
I used to not paticuarly give a flying fuck about the Britney Spears' of the world, but I do find now I feel a a slight amount of pity for the girl.  Post-partum??  Who knows???? Just on some ol' human being shit, I hope she makes it out alright.  There ARE kids involved . . . . So if her AND the kids make it OK, plus she never releases another album EVER again - everybody wins.  :D
Title: Re: Bald Britney
Post by: bull930 on March 06, 2007, 06:44:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
  TSK , TSK ... Oh, Baldy, you strange umbrella warrior and rehab shopper...
 
 Is there no end to these sordid revelations? :
 
 
 Spears' Ex Drops Some Britney Bombshells
 Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
 
 (Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
    <img src="http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/03/07/20070226114509990006" alt=" - " />
  linky (http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/26022007/britney_latest_k_fed_v_jason_alexander)
He really loves her....stop trying to get press off her and go marry Shar Jackson!