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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: kosmo vinyl on July 16, 2003, 08:26:00 am

Title: Drink up lads!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 16, 2003, 08:26:00 am
47 pints of Guinness (in addition to a glass of orange juice and two glasses of milk) is what it would take to fulfill your daily nutritional requirements.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: mankie on July 16, 2003, 10:22:00 am
47 pints of Guiness would also fulfil your toilet bowl nicely!
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 10:27:00 am
that sounds so revolting... 94 cups of anything, let alone Guiness, is enough to make a girl sick! well, i guess guiness would help that process occur more quickly...
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: Bags on July 16, 2003, 10:29:00 am
Only problem I see with it is that it would take me about 3.5 days to drink 47 pints.  Those Guinness pints are slow going.
 
 Now, if it were Harp, hey, no prob.  Another night at Biddies.
 
   :p
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: vansmack on July 16, 2003, 10:35:00 am
I don't think it's possible, but I wouldn't mind trying again.  
 
 I was shooting for the Guinness Century Club at the Common Share a few years ago when they had it and made 100 Guinness in about a week and a half.  The most I could do in any given night was around 14-15 over the course of like 7-8 hours, but the next night the numbers were drastically reduced (4-5).  I suggest taking a day off from drinking as well.  
 
 However, even if you don't drink 47 a day, I still maintain that Guinness is good for you.  I'm seldom sick and I haven't met too many people who drink more Guinness than I do.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 10:37:00 am
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Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 
 However, even if you don't drink 47 a day, I still maintain that Guinness is good for you.  I'm seldom sick and I haven't met too many people who drink more Guinness than I do.
how's your liver looking, smackie?
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: vansmack on July 16, 2003, 10:40:00 am
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Originally posted by paige:
  how's your liver looking, smackie?
I keep it happy, it keeps me happy.  It's a contract.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 10:42:00 am
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I keep it happy, it keeps me happy.  It's a contract.
as long as you two have an understanding, smack. as long as you two have an understanding.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: redsock on July 16, 2003, 12:02:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 I was shooting for the Guinness Century Club at the Common Share a few years ago when they had it and made 100 Guinness in about a week and a half.  The most I could do in any given night was around 14-15 over the course of like 7-8 hours, but the next night the numbers were drastically reduced (4-5).  I suggest taking a day off from drinking as well.  
In that same vein, I once tried to eat a large jar of Ragu in an hour. I got about 2/3's through when I yuked. I think it was for a bet. To this day, I still can stand the site of Ragu. Not sure Guinness would go down much smoother for me.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: thirsty moore on July 16, 2003, 12:10:00 pm
A friend of mine would get bored at the retirement home we worked at and would try to drink a gallon of water in the span of 10 minutes.  He almost got to the bottom of the bottle but ran for the sink to chuck instead.
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Post by: mankie on July 16, 2003, 12:14:00 pm
This one time, Rhett tried to ram 6 gerbils up his arse at the same time, but the poor gerbils started to puke when they saw where they were heading.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 02:15:00 pm
if you ever want to see someone barf, try to get them to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.. they'll all say "hell yaeh i can do that" but seriously, they will puking before they know it. milk is also a laxative...
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: mankie on July 16, 2003, 02:32:00 pm
If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: lily1 on July 16, 2003, 02:50:00 pm
really, mank, i never knew that.
 
  :D
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
  If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 16, 2003, 03:21:00 pm
I know I won't be coming over for any meals at your house.
 
 
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Originally posted by mankie:
  If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: mankie on July 16, 2003, 03:23:00 pm
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Originally posted by lily1:
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 really, mank, i never knew that.
 
   :D  
 
 
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 It's just that everyone else is stating the bleeding obvious so just thought I'd join in.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: Captain Jack on July 16, 2003, 08:56:00 pm
when I was in London, me and my two room mates plus the girl who was there drank 45 bottles of Guinness in two nights. For high-school sophomores I always considered that quite admirable, the video of me 'giving birth' wasn't as admirable.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: Captain Jack on July 16, 2003, 09:02:00 pm
when I was in London, me and my two room mates plus the girl who was there drank 45 bottles of Guinness in two nights. For high-school sophomores I always considered that quite admirable, the video of me 'giving birth' wasn't as admirable.
Title: Re: Drink up lads!
Post by: Jaguär on July 17, 2003, 03:17:00 pm
About 2 years ago, for a period of about 6 months time, I went through a phase where I couldn't eat food without getting sick. Won't go into that now other than to say that there were only 3 foods that I could eat without getting sick and craved like crazy the entire time.
 
 Good mixed salads
 Hot and spicy chili
 Guinness