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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: BOOMERANG1313 on July 16, 2003, 04:31:00 pm

Title: MD
Post by: BOOMERANG1313 on July 16, 2003, 04:31:00 pm
hello hello...um..I'm movin to Arnold, MD -its near Annapolis. Anyone got any knowledge of the area, stuff to do? And yes I do realize this topic is quite bland and boring but I just want some info. pC, keep it real, keep it simple, keep it really simple <- just heard that but now I'm gonna stop...
Title: Re: MD
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 16, 2003, 04:38:00 pm
two words: satellite dish
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 16, 2003, 05:01:00 pm
i heard once that in that part of MD there are punk shows which take place on farms due to lack of better venues...
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Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 05:11:00 pm
if you just want to see what shows are coming to your area go to www.pheer.com (http://www.pheer.com) which has a huge spectrum of dc/md/va shows... many of them in seemingly random farm places like arnold.
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Post by: mankie on July 16, 2003, 05:27:00 pm
Hope you know how to squeal like a pig boy!
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Post by: walkman on July 16, 2003, 05:54:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  two words: satellite dish
two more words:  cow tipping
Title: Re: MD
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 16, 2003, 06:14:00 pm
As someone who grew up on a dairy farm, I can say that a cow would be a more welcome sight on my commute home than some black dude rattling his cup wanting my change.
 
 
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  two words: satellite dish
two more words:  cow tipping [/b]
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Post by: paige on July 16, 2003, 07:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkman:
   
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  two words: satellite dish
two more words:  cow tipping [/b]
two more words: lotsa beer.
Title: Re: MD
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 16, 2003, 08:22:00 pm
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Originally posted by BOOMERANG1313:
  hello hello...um..I'm movin to Arnold, MD -its near Annapolis. Anyone got any knowledge of the area, stuff to do? And yes I do realize this topic is quite bland and boring but I just want some info. pC, keep it real, keep it simple, keep it really simple <- just heard that but now I'm gonna stop...
My brother lives in Arnold. I visit him when I need to borrow money.
 
 As for the rest of ya, here's a comprehensive list of Arnold attractions:
 
         Anne Arundel Community College
 
 Actually, as far as location is concerned, you're fairly close to Baltimore and Annapolis. DC is an easy trip down US 50, except during morning rush, Sunday evening post-OC rush (actually not that bad) and stolen-SUV-w/kids-inside chases. AA County has several Record & Tape Trader stores and Annapolis has a Tower. Plus you're near the bay and a couple of rivers. There's also the nearby B&A Trail - great for mowing down yuppies.
 
 And, no, I won't tell you where my brother lives.
Title: Re: MD
Post by: BOOMERANG1313 on July 19, 2003, 10:51:00 pm
hey...thanks for your reassuring responses. For some reason I never remember seeing any farmland? And I was completely sober. Weird...
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Post by: Yank on July 20, 2003, 05:05:00 am
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Hope you know how to squeal like a pig boy!
Wasn't the pig in Green Acres named Arnold?  It's all making sense now!
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Post by: tiia on July 20, 2003, 09:19:00 am
don't 15% of all men who grow up on farms have their first sexual experience with farm animals?  I heard that somewhere once.
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Post by: Justin Tonation on July 20, 2003, 04:19:00 pm
It must be the corny town name, which Maryland has in spades, or Arnold's distance from DC that makes people think of hicktown boondocks. From what I've seen, the only things growing in Arnold are babies, and lots of 'em. Watch yr speed!
 
 As for town names, here's a list from a Zippy the Pinhead strip some years ago: Savage, Boring, Accident, Chance, Relay, Hurry, Detour, Mayo,
 Fork, Gist, Parole, Monie, Sparks, Tuxedo, Bivalve, Crapo, Blueball, Pindell, Clopper, Pomonkey, Wango, Madonna, Halfway, Secretary, Morganza, Glenelg, Scaggsville, Frizzelburg, Zittlestown, Chewsvills, Finksburg, Funkstown, Ijamsville, Ladiesburg, Slabtown, Loveville, Gayfields, Mousetown, Spoolsville, Sugarland, Troutville, Girdletree, Fair Play, New Addition, Green Acres, Hack Point, Tonytank, One Spot, Pooks Hill, Radiant Valley, Random View, and of course Flintstone.
 
 And don't forget California (across the Patuxent from Solomon's Island) and the three Oaklands.
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Post by: Jaguär on July 20, 2003, 04:59:00 pm
Holy shit! You missed the best one Beets....
 
 French Lick, Maryland.
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Post by: sonickteam2 on July 20, 2003, 11:01:00 pm
my parents moved to Finksburg.  there arent any farms there, just housing developments. boy does that place suck.  
 
  Lineboro, thats a good one.
Title: Re: MD
Post by: BOOMERANG1313 on July 21, 2003, 12:30:00 am
How about Blue Balls or Intercourse, PA
 never underestimate the Amish...