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Title: How Gay are You?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 01:42:00 pm: take the quiz and find out <A HREF="http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html[/url]
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Post by: Celeste on February 05, 2003, 02:02:00 pm: I am 46% gay!!!
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Post by: bearman🐻 on February 05, 2003, 02:18:00 pm: Wow...43% for me. Is that it? ;-)
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Post by: Joymonster on February 05, 2003, 02:28:00 pm: 43% also."You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man!"..of course there was no doubt.
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 02:58:00 pm: 36% I am the least gay member of the board so far.
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Post by: MAXX44 on February 05, 2003, 03:04:00 pm: 36% also.....pretty funny quiz.....
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Post by: anastasia on February 05, 2003, 03:14:00 pm: A cool even 50%.
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Post by: Relaxer on February 05, 2003, 03:56:00 pm: ~cough~ 66% ~cough~don't tell my girlfriend. well... actually, it would probably turn her on.
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Post by: mankie on February 05, 2003, 04:10:00 pm: 33%
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Post by: Dandy01 on February 05, 2003, 04:16:00 pm: 53% "You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!"
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Post by: jadetree on February 05, 2003, 04:20:00 pm: 20%
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 04:33:00 pm: Did anybody get this?"You're openminded between the sheets, but rarely show your gay side when out on the streets."
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 04:44:00 pm: 40% Gay (I thought I was more gay than that)I've been trying to answer the questions how I think a gay guy would to see if I could get 100% gay - it's harder than you think - 93% is the best I could do. I wonder if it's just as hard to score a 0%?
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 04:58:00 pm: I tried answering in a way that I thought a toally straight guy would, and stil got 10% gay.On a funnier note, I forwarded this quiz to a friend who exchanged a couple of emails with another friend, basically to the effect that they were joshing about what heterosexual babes they were, and my friend intended to forward the exchange to me, but instead accidentally forwarded it to a lesbian work client with a similiar name to mine in her address book.
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 05:07:00 pm: 36% I thought I was much gayer... maybe if I answer I liked being the cowboy instead of the indian I can pull it more the middle...
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Post by: not too shabby on February 05, 2003, 05:10:00 pm: 40 percent: "You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out". Oh, that sounds so cute.
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 05:36:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller: On a funnier note, I forwarded this quiz to a friend who exchanged a couple of emails with another friend, basically to the effect that they were joshing about what heterosexual babes they were, and my friend intended to forward the exchange to me, but instead accidentally forwarded it to a lesbian work client with a similiar name to mine in her address book.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>now that's funny.I don't think I like this very much. I'm actually less of a lesbian than I am a gay man (36% to 40%). I think I'm 100% lesbian! this thing is skewed toward butch lesbo and not the hot beautiful lesbians I look at on the internet. It's a sham.
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Post by: paige on February 05, 2003, 05:41:00 pm: 30%
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 05:44:00 pm: Those lesbians usually only exist in the mind of men such as Vansmack. (http://www.930.com/ubb/smile.gif) <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by vansmack: now that's funny.I don't think I like this very much. I'm actually less of a lesbian than I am a gay man (36% to 40%). I think I'm 100% lesbian! this thing is skewed toward butch lesbo and not the hot beautiful lesbians I look at on the internet. It's a sham.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 05:46:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller: Those lesbians usually only exist in the mind of men such as Vansmack. (http://www.930.com/ubb/smile.gif) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, no, no. I've got plenty of picture evidence.
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 05:46:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller: Those lesbians usually only exist in the mind of men such as Vansmack. (http://www.930.com/ubb/smile.gif) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't forget Dan Savage columns...they're everywhere!!!
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Post by: wingelbert humptyback on February 05, 2003, 05:47:00 pm: i landed a 46% answering honestly, but when i tried to be as hetero as possible i managed to get a 6%.there were a few questions i wasn't too sure about... like whether or not they consider someone dating someone for money completely un-hetero.
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Post by: paige on February 05, 2003, 05:50:00 pm: and what about the punching bag one? i didn't know they had a punching bag at the fair
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Post by: wingelbert humptyback on February 05, 2003, 05:51:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by paige: and what about the punching bag one? i didn't know they had a punching bag at the fair<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>neither did i, but i can imagine if they do a really hetero guy would be up for punching it.
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 05:52:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by paige: and what about the punching bag one? i didn't know they had a punching bag at the fair<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Who would ever punch a bag at the fair?? thats what brothers and nerds are for...
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 05:52:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fico: Who would ever punch a bag at the fair?? thats what brothers and nerds are for...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>it said bag? I thought it said fag. No wonder....
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 05:55:00 pm: That's why they call it acting <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by vansmack: No, no, no. I've got plenty of picture evidence.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 05:57:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by vansmack: it said bag? I thought it said fag. No wonder....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>tsk tsk tsk... V-Smack my boy, only Eminem calls homosexuals fags nowadays.. btw.. heard a song by one of this "Lil'" rapper twats (it wasn't Lil Romeo or Bow Wow)..it was another future gangbanger.. well one of his lyrics said something like "I'm gonna crash this joint like a valuejet flight"... repulsive.. 12 year olds talking smack ought to get there gob punched to earn respect..btw..since I'm not "down" with the rapper lingo can anyone tell me whats a "bling bling" ..heard it used among rappers a few times..
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 05:58:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller: That's why they call it acting <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>They can act in front of me all they want. Hell, they can act with me......
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 05, 2003, 06:00:00 pm: I guess you've never been to the fair in Manassas. They've also got a bevy of Confederacy flags you can purchase there as well. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by paige: and what about the punching bag one? i didn't know they had a punching bag at the fair<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Post by: Celeste on February 05, 2003, 06:01:00 pm: I believe "bling bling" is referring to platinum jewelry.
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 06:03:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fico: btw..since I'm not "down" with the rapper lingo can anyone tell me whats a "bling bling" ..heard it used among rappers a few times..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Princeton says it's this: <A HREF="http://www.princeton.edu/~ehetheri/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.princeton.edu/~ehetheri/[/url]
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 06:05:00 pm: Thanks Celeste... I remember the day of old school "bling blings"..It used to be a VW or Mercedes Benz logo... a la Beastie Boys..I think its about time someone takes Nelly's band-aid off and blow a cap on his ass... word.
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Post by: jadetree on February 05, 2003, 06:07:00 pm: bling bling means being a freshman at princeton who spells pity with two "t"s
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Post by: Fico on February 05, 2003, 06:08:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by jadetree: bling bling means being a freshman at princeton who spells pity with two "t"s<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Lay off her Ginger...she's a cheerleader and likes ice-cream.
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Post by: vansmack on February 05, 2003, 06:11:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fico: Lay off her Ginger...she's a cheerleader and likes ice-cream.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I like cheerleaders and ice cream....
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Post by: Celeste on February 05, 2003, 06:12:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by jadetree: bling bling means being a freshman at princeton who spells pity with two "t"s<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>maybe its the latest "leetspeak"...or maybe not <A HREF="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html[/url]
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Post by: jadetree on February 05, 2003, 06:18:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Celeste: maybe its the latest "leetspeak"...or maybe not <A HREF="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030110.html[/url] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>leetspeak - "the language of nu-metal"
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Post by: paige on February 05, 2003, 07:21:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by jadetree: leetspeak - "the language of nu-metal"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>or the language of people who have too much time to make all those letters by hitting shift and whatnot. too much nonsense.
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Post by: bungle bud on February 05, 2003, 10:02:00 pm: i would rather not say. but i am going to the cyndi lauper concert.........
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Post by: Jaguär on February 06, 2003, 12:15:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fico: btw..since I'm not "down" with the rapper lingo can anyone tell me whats a "bling bling" ..heard it used among rappers a few times..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's like when Markie says "Ding, Ding, DING", except it's kinda backwards and missing one.
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Post by: anastasia on February 06, 2003, 11:31:00 am: Here's a rather appropriate Guardian article considering this recent vein of conversation."And far from being a marketing no-no, lesbianism sells. We don't have the same anxiety about it as we do about male homosexuality." <A HREF="http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,889620,00.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,889620,00.html[/url]
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Post by: Got Haggis? on February 06, 2003, 11:50:00 am: okay, that princeton bling bling page is disturbing.bling bling is the sound the cash register makes (old ones) when they opened.
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Post by: Celeste on February 06, 2003, 11:55:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by paige: or the language of people who have too much time to make all those letters by hitting shift and whatnot. too much nonsense.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>as one with a graphic design background, and one into typography, I find it intriguing[This message has been edited by Celeste (edited 02-06-2003).]
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Post by: jadetree on February 06, 2003, 11:58:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Celeste: as one with a graphic design background, and one into typography, I find it intriguing[This message has been edited by Celeste (edited 02-06-2003).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>are you a David Carson fan?
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Post by: Celeste on February 06, 2003, 12:13:00 pm: not really...maybe I would have been in the 90s...I think his schtick is interesting, one could argue either way about its effectiveness in terms of communication...is he doing stuff, still? I'm not really in touch as well as I should be, not being in school anymore or in the company of design folk
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Post by: jadetree on February 06, 2003, 12:19:00 pm: <A HREF="http://www.davidcarsondesign.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.davidcarsondesign.com/[/url] I guess he has a design firm in New York, I dont really think his work is suited all that well for the web. He is actually one of the few designers I know about, because I am more of a code person. But he was doing leetspeak before the Internet was popular. I have one of his books (The End of Print) that I occasionally look at for ideas.
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Post by: Celeste on February 06, 2003, 12:29:00 pm: I don't think his work is suited for the web, either...strictly speaking, I like to think I am from the Jakob Nielsen school of thought (when it comes to web design)...I think there is a HUGE difference in what works for the web vs. print ...but I am a frustrated academic when it comes to design, who never has enough time to execute things the way I'd like at work and then by the time the day is over I'm too wiped to give proper attention to my personal site...someone sent me this link a few months ago and while the presenation of the info is a little silly "web trends for designers" GAG, I got a kick out of how the trends were broken down, and thought the POS code and minimalist ones were kind of cool <A HREF="http://www.lab404.com/dan/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.lab404.com/dan/[/url]
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Post by: jadetree on February 06, 2003, 12:36:00 pm: Well, I am not a big fan of Jakob Neilsen, but he is a necessary evil, he just leaves no room for compromise. I am a big fan of Minimalist sites though. A friend of mine got his site on textbased's archive of minimalist sites after I showed him that site a couple of months ago. Thanks for the lab404 link, looks like a decent resource.
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Post by: Celeste on February 06, 2003, 12:46:00 pm: well...you just have to take as much of him as you want...just like the w3c standards...a couple months ago, I was reminded of these when I was thumbing though a friend's text book, and I thought, OK, cool, I will try and make the new design for my work site compliant...I quickly realized that all the features my boss loved and were not in compliance...and I changed my mind...I agree his philosophy is somewhat limiting, but I think its good for designers to keep in consideration as a balance to flowery creativity and bells & whistles...people generally come to the web to get info, sure there is something to be said for the "experience" a site may provide, but I think in many cases, designers go overboard and the ease with with users can get the info they need is diminished...anyway...so, who's the gayest?
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Post by: wingelbert humptyback on February 06, 2003, 01:16:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Celeste: people generally come to the web to get info, sure there is something to be said for the "experience" a site may provide, but I think in many cases, designers go overboard and the ease with with users can get the info they need is diminished... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's probably an understatement. It's only until very recently that I actually started to truly appreciate the value of Flash design for the web, because for a good long while I couldn't stomach one more obnoxiously long animated intro. The web design market has been so flooded by nitwits that finding a site that truly blends good aesthetics with strong content is becoming increasingly hard to do. Carson's work, on the other hand, rarely sacrifices content for the sake of design to the degree I feel many web designers do. He was more about merging the two aspects as much as possible, using type and design together to express a message more than the two could independently. But unfortunately for most people, Carson is also gifted with an eye for design that can't be substituted with a copy of photoshop and a general disregard for the very same rules he never paid attention to either. He's a great example of how you don't need a formal education to do design well, but an even better example of how it still takes a good deal of talent to do it either way.
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Post by: jadetree on February 06, 2003, 02:00:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by wingelbert humptyback: That's probably an understatement. It's only until very recently that I actually started to truly appreciate the value of Flash design for the web, because for a good long while I couldn't stomach one more obnoxiously long animated intro. The web design market has been so flooded by nitwits that finding a site that truly blends good aesthetics with strong content is becoming increasingly hard to do.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I think these problems are why I like minimalist sites so much, the idea used to be to throw in as many bells and whistles as possible (both with technology and design). Now sites only look good to me when everything looks clean and there aren't a million design elements demanding your attention. I think it is actually much more challenging to design something that looks good with very little, and without a million images.I find it funny that Nielsen hated Flash until Macromedia started paying him.
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Post by: Celeste on February 06, 2003, 02:04:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by jadetree: I find it funny that Nielsen hated Flash until Macromedia started paying him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>yeah, me too...I do think Macromedia makes good products (yes, all software has its flaws, but...)I think we all agree that Flash is oft overused and wrongly used...
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Post by: wingelbert humptyback on February 06, 2003, 03:04:00 pm: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by jadetree: I think these problems are why I like minimalist sites so much, the idea used to be to throw in as many bells and whistles as possible (both with technology and design). Now sites only look good to me when everything looks clean and there aren't a million design elements demanding your attention. I think it is actually much more challenging to design something that looks good with very little, and without a million images. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I agree. Lately my view of what is good web design definitely falls in the "less is more" category. I think the accessibility of the technology and Flash especially has really underminded the truly credible qualities the web brings to the table. The web design community owes it to itself to reinvent the way it does things a bit and maybe begin to earn a little bit more respect from the rest of the design community. I know far too many designers in more traditional fields that basically look down their nose at most web work. That should definitely be changed.[This message has been edited by wingelbert humptyback (edited 02-06-2003).][This message has been edited by wingelbert humptyback (edited 02-06-2003).]
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Post by: Celeste on February 07, 2003, 11:37:00 am: Hey, where has ratiocination been?
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Post by: ratioci nation on February 07, 2003, 11:41:00 am: yes?
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Post by: Celeste on February 07, 2003, 12:26:00 pm: hi
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Post by: ratioci nation on February 07, 2003, 12:38:00 pm: hello, the bigger question, Where in the world is GGW?
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Post by: Henry Dark on February 07, 2003, 12:41:00 pm: Doing what all yuppie wannabes do in February, skiiing.
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Post by: ggw on February 18, 2003, 01:08:00 am: Apparently I am the most hetero of all, with a score of 16%.You are all shocked, I'm sure.
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Post by: markie on February 18, 2003, 01:11:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ggw: Apparently I carry blow up dolls around new york (http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-16.jpg) You are all shocked, I'm sure.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I had never seen a male blow up doll before.......NICE!!!
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Post by: ggw on February 18, 2003, 01:16:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by markie: I went to New York for my birthday. Just got the pictures back today (http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-16.jpg) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Which one is you?
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Post by: markie on February 18, 2003, 01:18:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ggw: Which one is you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I am the one impaling you from behind ....with the pearl necklace you gave me.
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Post by: ggw on February 18, 2003, 01:22:00 am: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by markie: ....with the pearl necklace you gave me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow. That's some voluminous output I've got.....
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Post by: markie on February 18, 2003, 01:26:00 am: well the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
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Post by: Vas Deferens on June 25, 2007, 12:09:00 pm: 36%
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Post by: walkonby on June 25, 2007, 02:01:00 pm: sixty three. how gay.
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Post by: miss pretentious on June 25, 2007, 02:12:00 pm: i'm 43 percent gay.
but i did get a bit worried when it was the results were loading, i thought i was 100 percent gay for a moment.
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Post by: 6949 on June 25, 2007, 02:18:00 pm: 36%: "You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out".

I'm having flashbacks of drag queen bingo when the queens accused me of being a lesbian for not having highlights in my hair.

...My hair now has 4 shades of highlights.
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Post by: miss pretentious on June 25, 2007, 02:23:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ggw:

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Originally posted by markie:
....with the pearl necklace you gave me.
Wow. That's some voluminous output I've got..... [/b]
that pearl necklace/output comment nearly made me choke on my diet coke.
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Post by: nkotb on June 25, 2007, 02:24:00 pm: I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind.

<img src="http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/8/2/-/-/1TINabN06.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Post by: ChampionshipVinyl on June 25, 2007, 02:51:00 pm: 56%
A happy and well-adjusted hetero man

My wife will be glad to hear that.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 25, 2007, 02:59:00 pm: 33%, I'm surprised, I thought I was gayer than that.
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 25, 2007, 03:48:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:

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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:

I don't think I like this very much. I'm actually less of a lesbian than I am a gay man (36% to 40%). I think I'm 100% lesbian! this thing is skewed toward butch lesbo and not the hot beautiful lesbians I look at on the internet. It's a sham.
This begs the question - would you rather have sex with Mrs Smackie, or watch Mrs Smackie have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian?
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Post by: shemptiness on June 25, 2007, 07:11:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
33%, I'm surprised, I thought I was gayer than that.
Same for me. Wonder if I should be worried.
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Post by: vansmack on June 25, 2007, 07:22:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
This begs the question - would you rather have sex with Mrs Smackie, or watch Mrs Smackie have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian?
As if this topic hasn't been broached before with the Mrs....

Like everything else I enjoy in my life, I take it all in moderation, so I guess a little bit of sex with Smackette and little bit of watching Smackette have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian is more than fine with me.

Which reminds me, Hustler Barely Legal Volume 18 has a girl in it who is a dead ringer for Smackette. If it weren't for the tattoos being different, I'd still be demanding she fess up. And yes, she's making out with a chick in that one too.
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Post by: bigyellow100 on June 25, 2007, 07:35:00 pm: i got 100% answering honestly. i must be a closet gay.
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on June 25, 2007, 07:46:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by bigyellow100:
i got 100% answering honestly. i must be a closet gay.
Uh, did you click on the whatever to get your results or did you stop after the meter loaded?

I got 36%. Less than I thought but then I'm kinda introverted :confused:
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Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on June 25, 2007, 10:30:00 pm: I scored a measley 18%, however, I still like Coldplay so I don't kow how accurate the test is. Plus I think taking a test like that is pretty "gay" in and of itself.
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Post by: mrpee on June 25, 2007, 10:31:00 pm: You know how I know you're all gay?
Because you macramed yourselves a pair of jean shorts.

You know how else I know you're all gay?
You like Coldplay.
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Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on June 25, 2007, 10:35:00 pm: At least I don't have a framed Asia poster in my home.
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Post by: Vas Deferens on June 25, 2007, 10:37:00 pm: That's more than 4 years ago. You need to do one every 3 years. People change lifestyles, ya know.

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Originally posted by ggw:
Apparently I am the most hetero of all, with a score of 16%.

You are all shocked, I'm sure.
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Post by: mrpee on June 25, 2007, 10:38:00 pm: my grandma looks like Ray Bolger
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Post by: mrpee on June 25, 2007, 10:39:00 pm: what? did you want me to read the whole thing?
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on June 26, 2007, 06:38:00 am: 46%
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Post by: nkotb on June 26, 2007, 07:14:00 am: Uh...links?

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Originally posted by vansmack:
Which reminds me, Hustler Barely Legal Volume 18 has a girl in it who is a dead ringer for Smackette. If it weren't for the tattoos being different, I'd still be demanding she fess up. And yes, she's making out with a chick in that one too.
Title: Re: How Gay are You?
Post by: vansmack on June 26, 2007, 12:35:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by nkotb:
Uh...links?

I don't know if its streaming anywhere - I actually own the DVD. I can't look at work but I'll take a look when I get home.
Title: Re: How Gay are You?
Post by: palahniukkubrick on June 26, 2007, 08:26:00 pm: 16%

I'm a "red-blooded hetero" who is "too straight for this modern world."
Title: Re: How Gay are You?
Post by: Random Citizen on June 26, 2007, 08:42:00 pm: HA! I'm 50% gay...which is just about right. That must be why I got hit up for a threesome. :o