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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on May 14, 2004, 11:15:00 am
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George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that oil companies, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could steal from Michael Moore. (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/05_av/bush_generator/)
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Chuck E. Cheese (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/tikrit/tikrit.asp), Tikrit
Insisting that "the walking rat [mouse] is too damn scary," diners complain that "this isn't fun, it's chaos," "even for Arabs, " in addition to which, "the fountain sodas are syrupy." Supporters praise a pizza pie that's "every bit as good as keftah" "without the noxious late-night gas."
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George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Rush Limbaugh and gun owners could conquer welfare recipients.