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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: lilgussers2887 on August 18, 2005, 08:32:00 pm
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me and my friend are gonna die if we dont see hanson....ok suprisingly enough we arent 12....they are supposed to be playing at the 9:30 club on oct. 30 anybody know where we can get tickets????
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No doubt you both are very fat 25 year olds who have never kissed a man (or woman).
Originally posted by lilgussers2887:
me and my friend are gonna die if we dont see hanson....ok suprisingly enough we arent 12....they are supposed to be playing at the 9:30 club on oct. 30 anybody know where we can get tickets????
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We met them at a Polyphonic Spree concert at the Warsaw about a year ago. They are such tools, can't even take a compliment without getting defensive. My friend told the girlie one (is that all of them?) that he saw them on a VH-1 show and thought they had good taste in music. Ms. Hanson responded "I'm a musician, of course I do" and then got all this attitude and walked away.
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rhett, you're an unfunny asshole. go away.
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
No doubt you both are very fat 25 year olds who have never kissed a man (or woman).
Originally posted by lilgussers2887:
me and my friend are gonna die if we dont see hanson....ok suprisingly enough we arent 12....they are supposed to be playing at the 9:30 club on oct. 30 anybody know where we can get tickets????
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so true....what exactly is wrong with you Rhett ?
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it wasn't funny, but is probably true.
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you can get tickets during the presale on the 930 website.
or just wait until they go on sale. on the 930 website. it's very simple.
anybody else think this show will sell out quickly?
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I heard a rumour Pete Doherty is joining Hanson for this tour to try to get his career back on track...either that or it's so he can schtupp the Hanson boys because they all remind him so much of his on-again/off-again girlfriend, stick insect whatserface!
That twat (Doherty) is never out of the Brit tabloids, but interestingly enough, it's never about his musical talents.
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Originally posted by chokeychicken:
anybody else think this show will sell out quickly?
MmmmmmmmmBop.
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Originally posted by flawd101:
it wasn't funny, but is probably true.
my thought was that it may not be true, but is sure was funny
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unfunny, not needed, completely unnecessary, want more? in the end who cares... people can like hanson, drive by truckers, pearl jam, devo. pay whatever they feel a concert is worth. it should really matter! take on an important issue like the environment, campaign finance reform, rising health care...
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I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls?
You tell me about a message board where Hanson fans are responded to intelligently, where DJ dance night announcement posts aren't mocked, and where 85% of the board chatter isn't petty clique wars. I ask you truly - why the fuck would any of us want to post there?
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The three types of Hanson (or any boy band) fans:
1. Prepubescent girls. This is the audience that everyone thinks Hanson is targeted at. But no...there are two other types of Hanson fans.
2. The 25 year old homely, virgin fat girl. She has gone through adolescence without a date, and watched her hot female freshman roommate get laid on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, because she is soooo homely, no man has never asked her out (and she lacks the confidence to ask a guy out herself), and her social development hasn't evolved beyond her emotionally safe yet emotionally development-challenged attachment to a boy band. A boy band that will never reject her.
3. The gay male. Unlike our own Bearman, most gay men have crappy taste in music. Many of them also prefer guys who look and act like giddy boys, rather than males who have actually developed into men. Hence, the gay male infatuation with boy bands.
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You forgot the late thirties/early forties hag who lusts after young boys
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The women you describe have typically moved on to Britpop. Gotta have a British accent to go along with the emaciated body and tight trousers.
Originally posted by Celeste:
You forgot the late thirties/early forties hag who lusts after young boys
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So what is your take on these issues?
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
take on an important issue like the environment, campaign finance reform, rising health care...
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
So what is your take on these issues?
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
take on an important issue like the environment, campaign finance reform, rising health care...
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environment = bastards with SUVs and people who run the AC all the time and litter are ruining it
campaign finance reform = who are we kidding?
rising health care = people should take better care of themselves so as not to be a burden to society, that being said, everyone should get free basic healthcare in this wealthy country of ours
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this message board is turning into real shit lately.
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With seven pages dedicated to hockey, I'm going to have to agree with that one.
Did you hear about the new goalie who got pissed at the camera company he previously worked for? Goes by the name of Yutaka Fukufuji.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
this message board is turning into real shit lately.
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agreed...
i'm getting tired of when people come here all excited about a show, only to have the thread turn into platform for others to pick apart that show because of the fanbase lifestyle, whether or not said group is washed up, the cost of the ticket, etc. it's not very welcoming and becoming tiresome.
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
i'm getting tired of when people come here all excited about a show, only to have the thread turn into platform for others to pick apart that show because of...
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask that you stop referring to a Hanson "concert" as a "show." It's like calling an issue of Seventeen Magazine a "novel."
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It's called having an opinion and expressing it on a music chat board.
Who wants to read something that is all positive blubbering about each and every topic? If I did, I'd watch the Richard Simmons network 24 hours a day.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
agreed...
i'm getting tired of when people come here all excited about a show, only to have the thread turn into platform for others to pick apart that show because of the fanbase lifestyle, whether or not said group is washed up, the cost of the ticket, etc. it's not very welcoming and becoming tiresome.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hanson "concert" as a "show." [/b]
When the joke makes no sense it ceases to be funny.
show P Pronunciation Key (sh)
v. showed, shown, (shn) or showed show·ing, shows
v. tr.
To cause or allow to be seen; display.
To display for sale, in exhibition, or in competition: showed her most recent paintings.
To conduct; guide: showed them to the table.
To direct one's attention to; point out: show them the biggest squash in the garden.
To manifest (an emotion or condition, for example); reveal: showed displeasure at his remark; a carpet that shows wear.
To permit access to (a house, for example) when offering for sale or rent.
To reveal (oneself) as in one's behavior or condition: The old boat showed itself to be seaworthy.
To indicate; register: The altimeter showed that the plane was descending.
To demonstrate by reasoning or procedure: showed that the hypothesis was wrong; a film that showed how to tune a piano.
To demonstrate to by reasoning or procedure; inform or prove to: showed him how to fix the camera; showed her that it could really happen.
To grant; bestow: showed no mercy to the traitors.
Law. To plead; allege: show cause.
v. intr.
To be or become visible or evident.
Slang. To make an appearance; show up: didn't show for her appointment.
To be exhibited publicly: What's showing at the movie theater tonight?
To give a performance or present an exhibition.
Sports. To finish third or better in a horserace or dog race.
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well it's my opinion that certain peoples opinions are tiresome and unproductive.
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
well it's my opinion that certain peoples opinions are tiresome and unproductive.
I'll make Rhett's response for him: "well it's my opinion that spending $55 to see Devo is tiresome and unproductive."
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Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hanson "concert" as a "show." [/b]
When the joke makes no sense it ceases to be funny. [/b]
actually, you are right, canker...it actually gives the Hanson event more dignity to call it a "concert" than a "show"...let's keep calling it a "show"
con·cert ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knsûrt, -srt)
n.
Music. A performance given by one or more singers or instrumentalists or both.
Agreement in purpose, feeling, or action.
Unity achieved by mutual communication of views, ideas, and opinions: acted in concert on the issue.
Concerted action: ??One feels between them an accumulation of gentleness and strength, a concert of energies? (Vanity Fair).
v. con·cert·ed, con·cert·ing, con·certs (kn-sûrt)
v. tr.
To plan or arrange by mutual agreement.
To adjust; settle.
v. intr.
To act together in harmony.
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Well it's my opinion that at this point Pearl Jam's music is tiresome and unproductive, but they're still soldiering on.
I think it's hiliarious when Snailhook disses Bright Eyes, Julian disses Old 97's, or Redsock disses any band that has ever smoked marijuana. Much more interesting reading than, "Wow, they really fucking blew me away. What an amazing band."
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
well it's my opinion that certain peoples opinions are tiresome and unproductive.
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Anyway...I have no grip against Hanson...they are related to Beck, afterall...
I just think Rhett is funny.
He does not take himself too seriously, and neither should anyone else.
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bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
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Hey, good one Julian. Where is Hoya to supply the laughter?
I saw Devo on VH1's 100 one hit wonders show last night. They came in somewhere in the middle of the pack.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
well it's my opinion that certain peoples opinions are tiresome and unproductive.
I'll make Rhett's response for him: "well it's my opinion that spending $55 to see Devo is tiresome and unproductive." [/b]
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Originally posted by Celeste:
I just think Rhett is funny.
We do to, but in a "laugh at him, not with him" sort of way.
And for the record, I do not wish to call a "preformance" by the Hanson Boys either a "concert" or a "show." The correct term would probably be "quagmire," "shit-heap," or "audio bukkake session."
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Originally posted by Celeste:
Anyway...I have no grip against Hanson...they are related to Beck, afterall...
I just think Rhett is funny.
He does not take himself too seriously, and neither should anyone else.
i think people take Rhett too seriously because he is so NOT funny that no one even thinks of the fact that he may be joking.
at least if he was sort of funny, some people may laugh, but hes not at all.
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Originally posted by brennser:
bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
Hey, my narcissism contributed mightily. Not as much as their's, admittedly, but a good 25-30% of the derailing is on me.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
With seven pages dedicated to hockey, I'm going to have to agree with that one.
poor rhett doesnt like the threads about things he knows nothing about...
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well, judging from the general taste in music, lifestyle choices, art, etc. of some of the posters on this board, I can understand the consensus here being that Rhett is not funny...but, trust me, he is very funny
hahahahahahahahahaha
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
poor rhett doesnt like the threads about things he knows nothing about...
I'm just waiting for him to tell us how the Capitals blueliners preformed the night before at a game he didn't watch.
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Originally posted by Celeste:
...but, trust me, he is very funny
hahahahahahahahahaha
Well, it's good you feel that way, since, you know, you're sleeping with him and all.
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how about this for funny.... i'll drop by a hanson chatboard and repost what rhett has said about thier fans... hilarity should ensue.
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Originally posted by brennser:
bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
So did you really read this thread hoping to hear about the Hanson boys new hair cuts or that latest pop- jingle? If so which one of Rhetts stereotypes are you? :D
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
preformed
once is a typo, twice is a third-grade dropout
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
how about this for funny.... i'll drop by a hanson chatboard and repost what rhett has said about thier fans... hilarity should ensue.
To be honest, I'd think it was the best thing you'd done all week.
Back on HFStival.com in the day, we flooded the Hanson.com chat board just for no reason whatsoever. We all said that we'd just seen on CNN that the oldest brother had died in a horsing accident, and they freaked out. Then after 20 minutes of them spazzing, we said it had turned out he had gotten kicked in the head while preforming fellatio on the horse. Then we just flooded the place to high hell. Good stuff.
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I didn't realize Hanson was a Seattle band:
SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Back on HFStival.com in the day, we flooded the Hanson.com chat board just for no reason whatsoever. We all said that we'd just seen on CNN that the oldest brother had died in a horsing accident, and they freaked out. Then after 20 minutes of them spazzing, we said it had turned out he had gotten kicked in the head while preforming fellatio on the horse. Then we just flooded the place to high hell. Good stuff. [/QB]
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
we flooded the Hanson.com chat board
Then you flooded the 930 board? I knew there was a reason for hating you. Flooding boards and teaching minors about bestiality makes you really popular, I am sure.
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the fat 25 year old virgin of course....
Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Originally posted by brennser:
bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
So did you really read this thread hoping to hear about the Hanson boys new hair cuts or that latest pop- jingle? If so which one of Rhetts stereotypes are you? :D [/b]
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It's my opinion that if Drive-By Truckers covered Mmmbop, they'd have a total of one good hook in their whole repertoire. They'd still need a person who could sing though, and maybe some decent musicians to back him up
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Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Then you flooded the 930 board? I knew there was a reason for hating you. Flooding boards and teaching minors about bestiality makes you really popular, I am sure.
No, I helped flood BigYawn. I have no clue who from HFStival.com flooded here, but as I'm sure you'd realize, if it was me or my IP, I'd be banned. I wouldn't flood here - I posted here at the time.
Oh, the best thing about the hanson.net flooding was we claimed to be from goodcharlotte.com, so the next day the Hanson kids flooded that board as revenge.
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Originally posted by Celeste:
well, judging from the general taste in music, lifestyle choices, art, etc. of some of the posters on this board, I can understand the consensus here being that Rhett is not funny...but, trust me, he is very funny
hahahahahahahahahaha
i agree. perhaps if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
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yes, but on the downside, you'd be deathly boring....
i agree. perhaps if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
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Originally posted by brennser:
the fat 25 year old virgin of course....
Maybe we should do something about that tonight, pretty lady.
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Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Originally posted by brennser:
the fat 25 year old virgin of course....
Maybe we should do something about that tonight, pretty lady. [/b]
I'm tingling with anticipation
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
<img src="http://www.unitysounds.com/images/pix/CHICAGO/DREAD2WAY.jpg" alt=" - " />
yeah huh
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Awesome. Someone can get their cherry popped to MMMbop. A Hanson miracle!
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Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
<img src="http://www.unitysounds.com/images/pix/CHICAGO/DREAD2WAY.jpg" alt=" - " />
yeah huh [/b]
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at. [/b]
some fat guy? she thinks i am a fat guy? i guess everyone that doesnt run marathons must be fat!
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It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at. [/b]
some fat guy? she thinks i am a fat guy? i guess everyone that doesnt run marathons must be fat! [/b]
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.
OK, so why did your wife reply to my post with a picture of a fat guy? i figured she was stereotyping.
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I believe you have claimed to be fat in previous posts. Although I took it as a joke. Sorry, I'm not good at searching for stuff to prove this.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.
OK, so why did your wife reply to my post with a picture of a fat guy? i figured she was stereotyping. [/b]
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
I believe you have claimed to be fat in previous posts. Although I took it as a joke. Sorry, I'm not good at searching for stuff to prove this.
gotcha, perhaps i did. 6'1" and 185lbs last time i checked (May). i sometimes put on a few lbs in the summer cause i am less active...
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he's not necessarily fat, he's just laying down...anyway, I Googled "beyatch" under images and this was one of my results, coincidentally, it is how I envisioned you...that's all...just a mini ha ha...see, I'm not as funny as Rhett
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Originally posted by Celeste:
he's not necessarily fat, he's just laying down...anyway, I Googled "beyatch" under images and this was one of my results, coincidentally, it is how I envisioned you...that's all...just a mini ha ha...see, I'm not as funny as Rhett
why would you envision me fat and hairy? thats pretty judgemental of you. (not that i thout you weren't a very judgemental person)
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don't you have one of those long goatees? and, I already said, that guy's not necessarily fat...but, you do like hockey and are from Canada, now living in Baltimore, right? so the odds are stacked against you, kind of....
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Originally posted by Celeste:
don't you have one of those long goatees? and, I already said, that guy's not necessarily fat...but, you do like hockey and are from Canada, now living in Baltimore, right? so the odds are stacked against you, kind of....
again very stereoptyical and so judgemental.
and i know MANY more fat people in America than i do in Canada.
you think Canadians are fatter than Americans? and hockey fans are fat too?
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Stop trying to play dumb.
Hockey fans, at least at the games I've been to, have typically been, shall we say, somewhat unrefined in their appearance. Like the guy in the picture. Not that there's anything wrong with that. DC could use a few more mullet wearing, nonpreppy rednecks. Why don't you move on down here?
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Celeste:
don't you have one of those long goatees? and, I already said, that guy's not necessarily fat...but, you do like hockey and are from Canada, now living in Baltimore, right? so the odds are stacked against you, kind of....
again very stereoptyical and so judgemental.
and i know MANY more fat people in America than i do in Canada.
you think Canadians are fatter than Americans? and hockey fans are fat too? [/b]
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Stop trying to play dumb.
Hockey fans, at least at the games I've been to, have typically been, shall we say, somewhat unrefined in their appearance. Like the guy in the picture. Not that there's anything wrong with that. DC could use a few more mullet wearing, nonpreppy rednecks. Why don't you move on down here?
so how many cities have you seen hockey games in??? Because, as far as the NHL goes, i have seen games in DC, Philly, Pittsburgh, Boston, New York(MSG), Phoenix, Detroit, Chicago, Toronto and Montreal as well as countless college, junior and other hockey games/events, and i can say the mullet wearing redneck contingency is much higher in DC than in most of those other cities (perhaps Chicago is pretty close though).
also, i have been to many NBA and MLB games and the fans there are no prizes. just as many fat asses at the Nationals game as there are at MCI center!
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
DC could use a few more mullet wearing, nonpreppy rednecks. Why don't you move on down here?
i did live in DC for 6 months. it sucks.
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The mullet was bigger in the 1980's. I've been to easily 40 NHL games and never seen a fan with a mullet that I can remember. Nor do I think the average weight of a hockey fan is higher then that of a NFL or NASCAR fan.
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You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined."
Just out of curiosity, which major sports league attracts all the "refined" fans? USTA? PBA?
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I'd imagine if equestrian has a "league" it'd be fairly highbrow.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
The mullet was bigger in the 1980's. I've been to easily 40 NHL games and never seen a fan with a mullet that I can remember. Nor do I think the average weight of a hockey fan is higher then that of a NFL or NASCAR fan.
i wouldnt know much about NFL fans, I went to a game once, but it was to confusing what with all that strategy and stuff.
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
i wouldnt know much about NFL fans, I went to a game once, but it was to confusing what with all that strategy and stuff.
I appreciated the NFL more after I went this one time and this guy a few seats down kept yelling during every huddle, "Woooo!! They're strategizing!! Think! Think! Think!" He also openly wept about how "beautifully planned" the right tackle performed on a routine block. Really opened up the nuances of the game to me. Still don't understand why he had 3 stopwatches with him, but to each their own.
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Originally posted by ggw?:
You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined."
a sport that just a few years ago had drivers in the "Busch" series and other drivers winning the "Winston" cup.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
i wouldnt know much about NFL fans, I went to a game once, but it was to confusing what with all that strategy and stuff.
I appreciated the NFL more after I went this one time and this guy a few seats down kept yelling during every huddle, "Woooo!! They're strategizing!! Think! Think! Think!" He also openly wept about how "beautifully planned" the right tackle performed on a routine block. Really opened up the nuances of the game to me. Still don't understand why he had 3 stopwatches with him, but to each their own. [/b]
hahahaha. i know that guy!
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So, everyone here who is bashing Hanson has actually listened to their music? Besides what is heard on the radio? You are making judgments based on actual listening? Suuuure.
Sheesh, you people. I don't get it. They had a pop hit. They play their own instruments. They write their own songs. Why wouldn't their "show" be a concert?
I'd much rather get on the case of someone like, say, The Killers. They planned and plotted and stole melodies and instrumentation from other bands so they could get laid and be rock stars. And fucking Brandon Flowers is sooooooo.....fake.
I'll take Hanson over most of these "new" fake-nouveau-retro-insincere bands any day.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I'd imagine if equestrian has a "league" it'd be fairly highbrow.
My sister's into that. It's not highbrow, trust me.
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Originally posted by Arlette:
So, everyone here who is bashing Hanson has actually listened to their music? Besides what is heard on the radio? You are making judgments based on actual listening? Suuuure.
Sheesh, you people. I don't get it. They had a pop hit. They play their own instruments. They write their own songs. Why wouldn't their "show" be a concert?
I'd much rather get on the case of someone like, say, The Killers. They planned and plotted and stole melodies and instrumentation from other bands so they could get laid and be rock stars. And fucking Brandon Flowers is sooooooo.....fake.
I'll take Hanson over most of these "new" fake-nouveau-retro-insincere bands any day.
I'm going with prepubescent girl, although there's a distinct possibility of fatty 25 year old. I dunno, if she was 25, she'd probably like the Killers guy.
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Ok, you have a point there.
I have only been to an NHL Game in DC. and numerous AHL games growing up in upstate NY, which by definition is populated with unrefined people.
My brother went on a Western Canadian bus trip/hockey tour that went to Winnipeg, Calgary, and Vancouver. I'll have to ask him what his findings were.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Stop trying to play dumb.
Hockey fans, at least at the games I've been to, have typically been, shall we say, somewhat unrefined in their appearance. Like the guy in the picture. Not that there's anything wrong with that. DC could use a few more mullet wearing, nonpreppy rednecks. Why don't you move on down here?
so how many cities have you seen hockey games in??? Because, as far as the NHL goes, i have seen games in DC, Philly, Pittsburgh, Boston, New York(MSG), Phoenix, Detroit, Chicago, Toronto and Montreal as well as countless college, junior and other hockey games/events, and i can say the mullet wearing redneck contingency is much higher in DC than in most of those other cities (perhaps Chicago is pretty close though).
also, i have been to many NBA and MLB games and the fans there are no prizes. just as many fat asses at the Nationals game as there are at MCI center! [/b]
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Arlette:
So, everyone here who is bashing Hanson has actually listened to their music? Besides what is heard on the radio? You are making judgments based on actual listening? Suuuure.
Sheesh, you people. I don't get it. They had a pop hit. They play their own instruments. They write their own songs. Why wouldn't their "show" be a concert?
I'd much rather get on the case of someone like, say, The Killers. They planned and plotted and stole melodies and instrumentation from other bands so they could get laid and be rock stars. And fucking Brandon Flowers is sooooooo.....fake.
I'll take Hanson over most of these "new" fake-nouveau-retro-insincere bands any day.
I'm going with prepubescent girl, although there's a distinct possibility of fatty 25 year old. I dunno, if she was 25, she'd probably like the Killers guy. [/b]
Terrible. Lay off w/ the direct insults.
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Nope to both.
Just someone who doesn't need to be "cool" on a message board by bashing the low hanging fruit.
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Originally posted by Sugartastic:
Terrible. Lay off w/ the direct insults.
I will not rise to the level of using my "A-material" for Hanson fans. They get "C-material" and only then if they put up a fight. Why use a bazooka to kill a cockroach?
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Here are my sports fan stereotypes:
1. Soccer. Nobody living in the USA outside of DC actually likes soccer. Soccer fans are either foreigners, recent immigrants, or Americans who think that "DC is such an amazing city because it's sooooo international." Soccer fans tend to be overly critical of American foreign policy, no matter which Party is in office.
2. Baseball. Baseball fans are "deathly boring". They would be content to sit in a field and watch cattle graze for hours. They are the fans most likely to wear polo shirts, or polo shirts with t-shirts underneath.
3. Basketball. Basketball fans typically live in PG County, or east of 14th Street. They watch BET and spend lots of money on gold chains and Tommy Hillfinger gear.
4. Hockey: Hockey fans are northern rednecks. They wear dated hairstyles. DC hockey fans tend to be from the VA suburbs, go to JAXX at least three times a year, and have an oversized $120 Jaromeer Jagr jersey in their closet that they don't weay anymore.
5. NASCAR. NASCAR fans are basically southern hockey fans. Though they're more likely (than hockey fans) to own three Brooks and Dunn cassettes, and an undersized Dale Earnhardt t-shirt that they wear every day of every weekend.
6. Football. Football fans are usually former fraternity members who still go back to their old frat house for years and years after they graduate from college, so they can drink beer from a keg, and try to fuck college girls.
6. The I love them all (1-6) fan. These people are what are known as "blockheads." They are also likely to feel that U2 and Green Day are bands of unquestionable integrity.
Originally posted by ggw?:
You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined."
Just out of curiosity, which major sports league attracts all the "refined" fans? USTA? PBA?
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Sugartastic:
Terrible. Lay off w/ the direct insults.
I will not rise to the level of using my "A-material" for Hanson fans. They get "C-material" and only then if they put up a fight. Why use a bazooka to kill a cockroach? [/b]
Whatever rating you give your "material", all I'm inferring is a direct judgement or comment is uncool. If you must, then jab the whole fanbase or respond to comments. (I don't think the formite said they were a fan). By the way, what grade material is it when you flood a message board? :p
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Originally posted by Sugartastic:
By the way, what grade material is it when you flood a message board?
Well, I was rating material based on the amount of wit, how clever the wordplay is, and how biting the satire is, so by that scale, probably pretty low since any idiot can flood a message board if he/she has a posse. However, looking at it from another perspective, it's hard to question the sheer demoralizing effectiveness of someone logging on their favorite messageboard only to see the entire first 3 pages be filled with poorly spelled, all CAPS posts informing them they are "TEH FAGGOT." But again, that would seem utter overkill if the intent was just to blast one isolated moron who likes Hanson.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Sugartastic:
Terrible. Lay off w/ the direct insults.
I will not rise to the level of using my "A-material" for Hanson fans. They get "C-material" and only then if they put up a fight. Why use a bazooka to kill a cockroach? [/b]
If you paid any attention, you'd notice I've been posting around here for a few years, albeit rarely.
Not really a Hanson fan. I have listened to their records, but I can take their music or leave it. It's pretty vanilla. The point being: their music is not offensive and it's not just over-produced pop crap. Whereas Mr. Flowers and his ilk, blatant rip-off artists, now THAT's offensive.
And Kosmo, I'm with you. Too many times people here jump all over new posters.....flexing their Internet bully muscles. Must make them feel better about themselves, somehow.
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Originally posted by Sugartastic:
Oh, and sonick is quite the looker. :p
awww, i was just wondering when you were going to chime in on this, my pretty little blondie.
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Originally posted by Arlette:
And Kosmo, I'm with you. Too many times people here jump all over new posters.....flexing their Internet bully muscles. Must make them feel better about themselves, somehow.
speaking for myself only, i most often blast out at Rhett, Hoya, and Julian and have blasted out at Celeste, General Grevious, GGw and Markie on occasion, so if and when i blast a newbie its just because they may have said something silly, has nothing to do with how many posts they have.
and i would suspect its the same for most.
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Like you, jumping all over the Killers, who were not even part of the conversation until you started tossing insults their way. Must make you feel better, your freaking internet bully. I know your harsh words about the Killers are going to make Julian, Sonic, and me cry all weekend.
Originally posted by Arlette:
Too many times people here jump all over new posters.....flexing their Internet bully muscles. Must make them feel better about themselves, somehow. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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Who knew Hanson would bring out such strong emotions on this board....first Gwen, now Hanson!!!!! :eek:
BTW...big tabloid news of the day. ONE OF WESTLIFE ANNOUNCED HE'S GAY TODAY{ The shock, the horror...whowouldvethunkit!!!! :eek: \e
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Here are my sports fan stereotypes:
ohhhh, those are good!!! can we hear your racial, ethnic and other miscellaneous stereotypes, oh trite one.
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
speaking for myself only, i most often blast out at Rhett, Hoya, and Julian and have blasted out at Celeste, General Grevious, GGw and Markie on occasion, so if and when i blast a newbie its just because they may have said something silly, has nothing to do with how many posts they have.
and i would suspect its the same for most.
Exactly, and I don't even dislike Sonic or Hoya (I think they're two of the better posters on here) but still I give them the once over. It's what we do. Sorry for including you.
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I thought one of the Westlife guys was already out, or was that Boyzone?
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
BTW...big tabloid news of the day. ONE OF WESTLIFE ANNOUNCED HE'S GAY TODAY{ The shock, the horror...whowouldvethunkit!!!! :eek: \e
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I love Fridays. They're almost as good as presale days.
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
BTW...big tabloid news of the day. ONE OF WESTLIFE ANNOUNCED HE'S GAY TODAY{ The shock, the horror...whowouldvethunkit!!!! :eek: \e
How dare you post unsubstantiated rumours like this? Things an artist says, as printed in an established magazine? Slander!
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Exactly, and I don't even dislike Sonic or Hoya (I think they're two of the better posters on here) but still I give them the once over. It's what we do. Sorry for including you.
hold up. i do NOT put myself in the same category as you and Hoya. i would appreciate you not doing it either..
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I haven't read anything from this thread yet, but you just know when you check in midday to the forum after only a day off and there's a 3 page thread on Hanson, it's gonna be good.
:D
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
hold up. i do NOT put myself in the same category as you and Hoya. i would appreciate you not doing it either..
You're all bastards as far as I'm concerned.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls?
Difference between bashing the band and bashing the people who post here. Sure Radiohead sucks, but I don't call Sonick a stupid loser ass for liking them (JUST an example, sonick, I don't even think RH sucks...much).
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun. Celeste hasn't been around in ages but posted a supportive message just minutes after Rhett called someone a juvenile and nasty name...
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Originally posted by Bags:
I haven't read anything from this thread yet, but you just know when you check in midday to the forum after only a day off and there's a 3 page thread on Hanson, it's gonna be good.
:D
Heheh. I'll admit I'm a sucker and had to see why there were 70+ posts about Hanson. Crieky, nothing better to do in DC but read this drivel?
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
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Rollcall: Hanson
Me!
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Originally posted by Bags:
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun. Celeste hasn't been around in ages but posted a supportive message just minutes after Rhett called someone a juvenile and nasty name...
Which forumite really started this thread?
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Todays password is 25yearoldvirgin.
Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
I love Fridays. They're almost as good as presale days.
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You're the fat one in the middle, right?
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
I saw Devo on VH1's 100 one hit wonders show last night. They came in somewhere in the middle of the pack.
Drive By Truckers wouldn't even make a one hit wonder show 20 years from now. As music fans, we know and have debated endlessly that having a chart-topping hit does not reflect quality of a band's oeuvre.
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I'm not in that picture, those are Yankees fans.
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Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls?
Difference between bashing the band and bashing the people who post here. Sure Radiohead sucks, but I don't call Sonick a stupid loser ass for liking them (JUST an example, sonick, I don't even think RH sucks...much).
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun. Celeste hasn't been around in ages but posted a supportive message just minutes after Rhett called someone a juvenile and nasty name... [/b]
Yea, I agree. And Julian is just loving playing the antagonist. Usually I don't fall for it and just laugh at these threads, somtimes with both horror and wild amusement. Today I am bored, most of my clients are out on Fridays, so here I am defending Hanson and newbies. What did we all do at work before the Internet?
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What juvenile, nasty name did I use, dear Nancy Bagster?
Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls?
Difference between bashing the band and bashing the people who post here. Sure Radiohead sucks, but I don't call Sonick a stupid loser ass for liking them (JUST an example, sonick, I don't even think RH sucks...much).
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun. Celeste hasn't been around in ages but posted a supportive message just minutes after Rhett called someone a juvenile and nasty name... [/b]
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My grenade was lobbed at 8:38 PM last night. Celeste didn't chime in until 7:24 AM. That qualifies as way more than "just minutes after".
Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
[qb]
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun. Celeste hasn't been around in ages but posted a supportive message just minutes after Rhett called someone a juvenile and nasty name... [/b]
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Originally posted by Arlette:
And Julian is just loving playing the antagonist.
Look, all I'm saying is this - if you have myself, sonic, rhett, and celeste all on the same side of an issue (in this case: Hanson sucks, and their fans should be mocked openly) how much more of a quorum do you need? Hell, throw the four of us in a room and give us an issue - any issue - and I guarantee we'll find some way to disagree, but on this, perfect harmony. It's not about antagonism, it's about coming together, forming coalitions, being united and saying with one loud voice, "Hanson is for fags and pussies. Holla. Word."
Also, I have the respect not to truncate your name down to "Arl," please show me the same and do not refer to me simpy as "Julian." The name is Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR. I can tolerate the last word not being caps since this is a social setting, and we're all informal here, but a modicum or decorum and respect would be appreciated.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
most gay men have crappy taste in music. Many of them also prefer guys who look and act like giddy boys, rather than males who have actually developed into men.
though i could not find any nasty name Rhett used, i find it amusing that someone, who probably knows so few gay men he could count them on one hand, utters these words.
and ANYONE ever takes anything he says with any credibility.
i can only picture these words being said by a homophobe, or Ted Nugent.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Also, I have the respect not to truncate your name down to "Arl," please show me the same and do not refer to me simpy as "Julian." The name is Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR. I can tolerate the last word not being caps since this is a social setting, and we're all informal here, but a modicum or decorum and respect would be appreciated.
you call me "sonick" all the time. ass.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hell, throw the four of us in a room and give us an issue - any issue - and I guarantee we'll find some way to disagree
"The second button literally makes or brakes the shirt. Look at it: it's too high!"
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
What juvenile, nasty name did I use, dear Nancy Bagster
Not nasty as in foul language, but it's pretty nasty to jump on a poster as a fat 25-year old never-been-kissed virgin... Again, it's the eviscerating the poster personally that is just designed to incite. Were you not trying to instigate a replay of the "porky midget" debate?
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
you call me "sonick" all the time. ass.
That's patently untrue. I call you "sonic". I don't respect you enough to throw the "k" on there.
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Originally posted by Sugartastic:
"You see, your second button is placed too high."
Good reference. +1
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Most gay men DO have crappy taste in music. Bearman himself even said as much to me in a PM:
Many gay people (me excluded) dig disco, house, pop, vocal and fluffy stuff...I am more content listening to everything from Belle and Sebastian and Elliott Smith to Queens of the STone Age and Radiohead. And of course Grandaddy.
(The following are MY words, not Bearman's)And as far as gay men never growing up, just take a look at the worship of youth in gay culture, and in popular culture in general (for which gays are largely responsible). Take a look at all of the gay personal ads placed by gay men looking for partners 20 years their junior. Take a look at the rampant promiscuity and drug use in the gay world; signs of boys who have never grown up.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
most gay men have crappy taste in music. Many of them also prefer guys who look and act like giddy boys, rather than males who have actually developed into men.
though i could not find any nasty name Rhett used, i find it amusing that someone, who probably knows so few gay men he could count them on one hand, utters these words.
and ANYONE ever takes anything he says with any credibility.
i can only picture these words being said by a homophobe, or Ted Nugent. [/b]
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
you call me "sonick" all the time. ass.
That's patently untrue. I call you "sonic". I don't respect you enough to throw the "k" on there. [/b]
that was F material.
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
My grenade was lobbed at 8:38 PM last night. Celeste didn't chime in until 7:24 AM. That qualifies as way more than "just minutes after".
You're right, sorry -- I didn't read the times, just noted that it was only 6 or 7 messages behind yours....Didn't mean to mischaracterize.
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
that was F material.
Your mother is F material, if you catch my drift.
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Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
What juvenile, nasty name did I use, dear Nancy Bagster
Not nasty as in foul language, but it's pretty nasty to jump on a poster as a fat 25-year old never-been-kissed virgin... Again, it's the eviscerating the poster personally that is just designed to incite. Were you not trying to instigate a replay of the "porky midget" debate? [/b]
Face it -- the guy can't get attention any other way. He's a milquetoast bureaucratic pencil pusher who has spent his whole life "trying to fit in." He tried gay, he tried straight, he tried new wave, he tried country.
In the end, he likely found that being a complete prick was the only way he could get anyone to take the slightest notice of him.
It's no longer annoying really, it's simply sad.
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wouldn't a blog be a better voice then?
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
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the one on the side...my left...reminds me of jorge posada (yankees for you retards)...except with more hair of course.
all hanson fans now listen to bright eyes and crappy emo.
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Aww, don't be so hard on yourself.
Originally posted by ggw?:
Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
What juvenile, nasty name did I use, dear Nancy Bagster
Not nasty as in foul language, but it's pretty nasty to jump on a poster as a fat 25-year old never-been-kissed virgin... Again, it's the eviscerating the poster personally that is just designed to incite. Were you not trying to instigate a replay of the "porky midget" debate? [/b]
Face it -- the guy can't get attention any other way. He's a milquetoast bureaucratic pencil pusher who has spent his whole life "trying to fit in." He tried gay, he tried straight, he tried new wave, he tried country.
In the end, he likely found that being a complete prick was the only way he could get anyone to take the slightest notice of him.
It's no longer annoying really, it's simply sad. [/b]
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Most gay men DO have crappy taste in music. Bearman himself even said as much to me in a PM:
Many gay people (me excluded) dig disco, house, pop, vocal and fluffy stuff...I am more content listening to everything from Belle and Sebastian and Elliott Smith to Queens of the STone Age and Radiohead. And of course Grandaddy.
(The following are MY words, not Bearman's)And as far as gay men never growing up, just take a look at the worship of youth in gay culture, and in popular culture in general (for which gays are largely responsible). Take a look at all of the gay personal ads placed by gay men looking for partners 20 years their junior. Take a look at the rampant promiscuity and drug use in the gay world; signs of boys who have never grown up.
first off
bearman said "many" not "most" i cant believe you blew that one.
and as for the personal things, how many straight guys out there who are 40-50 years old and single are saying "man, i need to get laid, but i dont want some 25 year old girl, ew!!!"
NONE!
and am i correct that you are blaming gays for that??? its the gays fault that some 50 year old ugly single straight guy wants to screw a high school student???? thats far fetched even for you.
and as far as promiscuity and drug use goes, well, i was probably around more drug use and promiscuity than most of the people on here when i was young and i am not gay and while i may have known gay people, i didnt have sex with or use drugs (that often) with.
you still didnt answer my "how many gay people do you actually know" question.
the media alone can not give you a good basis on what gays are like, you should know that.
and i know more straight people into crappy disco and house than gay people.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
that was F material.
Your mother is F material, if you catch my drift. [/b]
and thats like H material (h is for Hanson btw)
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dayum, now we've reached the 'yo mama' stage of insults....
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
that was F material.
Your mother is F material, if you catch my drift. [/b]
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Originally posted by ggw?:
Face it -- the guy can't get attention any other way. He's a milquetoast bureaucratic pencil pusher who has spent his whole life "trying to fit in." He tried gay, he tried straight, he tried new wave, he tried country.
In the end, he likely found that being a complete prick was the only way he could get anyone to take the slightest notice of him.
It's no longer annoying really, it's simply sad.
sometimes i think ggw is Rhett's dad.
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
and thats like H material (h is for Hanson btw)
Hanson is like QQQ material (after Z, go to double letters, then triple).
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Originally posted by brennser:
dayum, now we've reached the 'yo mama' stage of insults....
No, I think you're misunderstanding. I wasn't implying sonickteam3's mother was of low quality, but rather that I was having intercourse with her. I see how you could be confused though, it was a sly double entendre I threw in there.
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Many gay people (me excluded) dig disco, house, pop, vocal and fluffy stuff...I am more content listening to everything from Belle and Sebastian
mmmm, hmmmm. nothing poppy and fluffy about Belle & Sebastian, no sireee.
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Better a "fat 25 year old virgin" than a a fat 25 year old slut who gives all the guys blow jobs because it's the only way she can get attention...
It's a joke. Get it? Just like if someone came on blubbering about how wonderful Karl Rove was.
But come on. Why don't you chastise your buddy Redsock when he mocks jam band fans?
Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
What juvenile, nasty name did I use, dear Nancy Bagster
Not nasty as in foul language, but it's pretty nasty to jump on a poster as a fat 25-year old never-been-kissed virgin... Again, it's the eviscerating the poster personally that is just designed to incite. Were you not trying to instigate a replay of the "porky midget" debate? [/b]
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and I wonder how Bearman feels about you posting excerpts from his PMs to you on here....hmmmm, doesn't the P stand for private....
Most gay men DO have crappy taste in music. Bearman himself even said as much to me in a PM:
Many gay people (me excluded) dig disco, house, pop, vocal and fluffy stuff...I am more content listening to everything from Belle and Sebastian and Elliott Smith to Queens of the STone Age and Radiohead. And of course Grandaddy.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
double entendre
funny, thats what i call your mom!
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
It's a joke. Get it?
its not funny! get it?
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
double entendre
funny, thats what i call your mom! [/b]
Damn. Got me good, bastard.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
double entendre
funny, thats what i call your mom! [/b]
Damn. Got me good, bastard. [/b]
:) where's Hoya anyway, I cant stand him, but this thread would be 9 pages now if he were here.
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to all hanson fans joining us, please kindly ignore all posts in this thread beyond the first one... feel free to start a new one and i will personal delete any posts that don't belong in it.
and i did not know that all soccer moms and their progeny across this country were forgeiners
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What's funniest is that lilgussers2887 hasn't posted at all since the first one. This entire 4-page thread is really just a forum-regular circle jerk on a Friday afternoon....
Is redsock harshly mean to jam band fans? I shoulda called him on it. I may not have because I tend to harsh on jam bands myself...the bands, though. How can you harsh on the fans when tooms and Chutney are counted among them?!?! ;)
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Feel free not to laugh. I very seldom laugh at your joke attempts. ;)
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
It's a joke. Get it?
its not funny! get it? [/b]
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
where's Hoya anyway, I cant stand him, but this thread would be 9 pages now if he were here.
Yeah, but most of his contribution would have been analyzing the chord progression in Hanson songs trying to prove - "in a totally alternate way" - that Hanson sucks. Of course, then, BadSushi would say he probably only looked into it because he wants to bang underage Hanson fans and would fax his credit report to the club so they can be on the watch...
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Originally posted by Bags:
What's funniest is that lilgussers2887 hasn't posted at all since the first one.
I like to think we've shamed her to her senses. It makes me feel like we're making a contribution to society.
Oh, and fans of jam bands should totally be held accountable. At least SOME Hanson fans have the excuse they're young and don't know any better, but what's those goddamned hippies excuse??
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Of course, then, BadSushi would say he probably only looked into it because he wants to bang underage Hanson fans and would fax his credit report to the club so they can be on the watch...
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so whats the presale password for Hanson?
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Originally posted by brennser:
so whats the presale password for Hanson?
bukkake
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i thought it was boojy?
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
i thought it was boojy?
No, that's Coldplay.
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the memory isn't what it used to be... but there were some female hanson fans passing out cdrs of the matthew sweet song the band recorded after his show and they were pretty thin and good looking. the song dragged on...
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Originally posted by Bags:
How can you harsh on the fans when tooms and Chutney are counted among them?!?! :)
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Originally posted by Bags:
By the by, I feel certain that Rhett and Celeste made a conscious decision to lob some grenades today, just for fun.
We actually planned it last weekend.
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I like the way this thread has a happy face in the title. Can we do that always....? :p
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
and thats like H material (h is for Hanson btw)
Hanson is like QQQ material [/b]
Are they part of the Nasdaq index?
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So, according to the Miller's, other than the pre-pubescents, I guess that this is the consummate (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808640995&intl=us) Hanson fan. :roll:
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no u havent shamed me senseless i just have a job a responsibilities.....so i didnt have the chance to check the board until today.
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damn it! this looked like fun
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Stop the Bop!
Delone Catholic High School "decided to play MMMbop over the intercom system every day before school began, between classes, and during lunch. That?s a lot of mmmbop badoo ba dop ba doo bop for the 650 or so students to handle, which is the point. The only way for the 14- to 18-year-olds to stop the music? Raise $3,000 for Katrina relief."
http://nowiknow.com/stop-the-bop/
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Man, we used to have some good dustups on this board, didn't we? Here's a hall of fame worthy post.
Here are my sports fan stereotypes:
1. Soccer. Nobody living in the USA outside of DC actually likes soccer. Soccer fans are either foreigners, recent immigrants, or Americans who think that "DC is such an amazing city because it's sooooo international." Soccer fans tend to be overly critical of American foreign policy, no matter which Party is in office.
2. Baseball. Baseball fans are "deathly boring". They would be content to sit in a field and watch cattle graze for hours. They are the fans most likely to wear polo shirts, or polo shirts with t-shirts underneath.
3. Basketball. Basketball fans typically live in PG County, or east of 14th Street. They watch BET and spend lots of money on gold chains and Tommy Hillfinger gear.
4. Hockey: Hockey fans are northern rednecks. They wear dated hairstyles. DC hockey fans tend to be from the VA suburbs, go to JAXX at least three times a year, and have an oversized $120 Jaromeer Jagr jersey in their closet that they don't weay anymore.
5. NASCAR. NASCAR fans are basically southern hockey fans. Though they're more likely (than hockey fans) to own three Brooks and Dunn cassettes, and an undersized Dale Earnhardt t-shirt that they wear every day of every weekend.
6. Football. Football fans are usually former fraternity members who still go back to their old frat house for years and years after they graduate from college, so they can drink beer from a keg, and try to fuck college girls.
6. The I love them all (1-6) fan. These people are what are known as "blockheads." They are also likely to feel that U2 and Green Day are bands of unquestionable integrity.
Originally posted by ggw?:
You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined."
Just out of curiosity, which major sports league attracts all the "refined" fans? USTA? PBA?
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there is indeed much epicness to be had here.
I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls?
You tell me about a message board where Hanson fans are responded to intelligently, where DJ dance night announcement posts aren't mocked, and where 85% of the board chatter isn't petty clique wars. I ask you truly - why the fuck would any of us want to post there?
where have i heard this before....
bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
re-quoted for the purpose of creating future awkwardness ;D
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First ballot hall of Fame thread. We were "on" that day.
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wow . . . people sure were cunts on here, back in the day
sorry, iam going to stop saying cunt. cunt is a bad word, i now this. but what other word besides cunt can i use to replace cunt?
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I just re-read this thing the entire way through for the third time today. Amazing. I find it really weird that I cannot recall this happening and yet its so freaking good. I need to start going back and re-reading all the posts on the Julian1.0 account to see if we missed any other classics.