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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on August 18, 2007, 11:16:00 am

Title: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: walkonby on August 18, 2007, 11:16:00 am

i just read this insightful little article where a study by a professor of psychiatry at Harvard in 1986 created the longest running study of lesbian parents and the effects of their children.  by the time the kids reached ten through fifteen, the surprise of not one of them from the 156 families had a single report of sexual abuse . . . suggesting that females who are abused (38% on the normal, national average) are sexually abused as children by heterosexual males.  lesbian raised children would virtually do away with the social service system that, today, has to handle boatload of countless victims at such a great expense, i'm sure.  plus, these lesbian raised children developed "no hated" idealisms, due to the guidance provided by a household already structured to deal with people who have hate in their heart.  wow, lesbians can save the world.  go girl.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 18, 2007, 01:52:00 pm

Gay women can't be sperm donors.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Samantha on August 20, 2007, 03:11:00 pm

or reproduce with each other.
 
 one would think that's a bit obvious.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: walkonby on August 20, 2007, 03:19:00 pm

i'm not sure, but i don't think they can create mass accepted religions that treat certain classes of individuals differently than the other, either.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Samantha on August 20, 2007, 03:20:00 pm

touche

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Brian_Wallace on August 20, 2007, 03:50:00 pm

Doesn't having to listen to all of that Melissa Etheridge and Indigo Girls qualify as "abuse?"
 
 Brian

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Samantha on August 20, 2007, 03:56:00 pm

don't forget Ani Difranco.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 20, 2007, 04:15:00 pm

They can't give blow jobs!

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: Samantha on August 20, 2007, 04:24:00 pm

nono, they CAN, they just choose not to.

Title: Re: is there anything gay women can't do?
Post by: TheDirector217 on August 20, 2007, 04:24:00 pm

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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  They can't give blow jobs!

Au contraire, Monsieur Mankie.  I'm quite sure there's a converted lesbian wronged by males out there that gives a mic check so marvelous it makes your toes curl & sunshine pierce the cloudiest day.
 
 Alas, I doubt you shall ever find her.  Nor will I.   :(