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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: nkotb on August 22, 2007, 05:01:00 pm

Title: When I was a kid...
Post by: nkotb on August 22, 2007, 05:01:00 pm
I once told a friend that my heroes in life were Booger from Revenge of the Nerds and Spuds MacKenzie.
 
 As the Director would say, true story...
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: chaz on August 22, 2007, 05:16:00 pm
Remember the Wonder Woman TV show that was on way back when, and how when she would turn into Wonder Woman she would do this thing where she would spin around and it would be this slo-mo transformation, going from her regular clothes to her WW getup?
 
 When I was a little kid I used to watch it really really carefully everytime, convinced that if I paid close enough attention I'd catch her naked in that split second between her Army uniform and her superhero outfit.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: vansmack on August 22, 2007, 05:19:00 pm
Guilty.
 
 I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: TheDirector217 on August 22, 2007, 09:16:00 pm
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  Guilty.
 
 I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
Man, I had a thing for Dana something awful.  So much so that my horny teenage ass sat through that awwwwwful Exit To Eden flick with Rosie O' Donnell hoping to catch Dana nekk-id.    :(  
 
 I also think I cried when I saw on the news that Michael's hair caught fire during that Pepsi commercial.  
 
 I was like 6.  Fuck you. Stop laughing.   :p  
 
 *sigh*
 
 DISCLAIMER: Confession Forthcoming
 
 The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6.  In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.  
 
 
 True story.  :cool:  
 
 
 How could you just leave me standing . . .
 
 alone in a world so cold.
 
 Maybe I'm just too demanding . . .
 
 maybe I'm just like my father - too bold.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: manimtired on August 22, 2007, 10:23:00 pm
revenge of the nerds is by far the best college movie ever made..
 
 what the fuck are robster craws?
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 23, 2007, 08:58:00 am
I used to think that you put salt on your food to cool it down if it was too hot.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 23, 2007, 09:07:00 am
Breaking news: A six year old girl isn't a woman. And seeds don't plant!    :p  
 
   
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 [qb]
 
 DISCLAIMER: Confession Forthcoming
 
 The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6.  In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.  
 
 . [/b]
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: sweetcell on August 23, 2007, 09:51:00 am
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Breaking news: A six year old girl isn't a woman. And seeds don't plant!     :p  
NEWSFLASH UPDATE: he was taking about himself being 6, not the woman being watched!
 
 We apologize for any confusion caused by earlier false reports.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: nkotb on August 23, 2007, 09:55:00 am
Weird, I thought the same, and also watched Exit To Eden for the same reasons.
 
 
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 I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
I also once had my face painted like Gene Simmons at a mall just prior to having my picture taken on the lap of the Easter Bunny.  It's my favorite picture ever.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 23, 2007, 10:00:00 am
<img src="http://hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/dana-dalaney.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 23, 2007, 10:41:00 am
I heard tv on the radio at band camp....
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: 6949 on August 23, 2007, 10:57:00 am
I wanted to be Jem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6fRturIHY). Actually I still do.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: miss pretentious on August 23, 2007, 11:00:00 am
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  I wanted to be Jem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6fRturIHY). Actually I still do.
Ditto. She's truly outrageous.
 I also wanted to be a weather girl when I grew up. And own a llama.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Mobius on August 23, 2007, 11:02:00 am
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 maybe I'm just like my father - too bold. [/b]
I always thought it was " - too old" which I think is cooler.
 
 I could also never hear "the kid is not my son" when Billy Jean was ubiquitous. I only heard "the chair is not my son" and it really bothered me.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Brian_Wallace on August 23, 2007, 11:02:00 am
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  Man, I had a thing for Dana something awful.  So much so that my horny teenage ass sat through that awwwwwful Exit To Eden flick with Rosie O' Donnell hoping to catch Dana nekk-id.     :(  
 
 The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6.  In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.  
 
Like NKOTB, I sat through "Exit to Eden" (in the theater) for the express purpose of seeing Ms. Delany.  It was worth it.  Did you ever read the Anne Rice (Chronicles of a Vampire) book it was based on?  It's strictly erotica.  They added the Rosie O'Donnell/Dan Aykroyd comedy for the movie.  I saw it in a Suncoast video on DVD a year ago and purchased it. Because...well...Dana Delany comes out of a swimming pool in it.
 
 So THAT'S where "why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka" comes from in the (Chapelle's Show's) Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story about playing basketball with Prince.  I've never seen "Purple Rain."
 
 "Computer Blue...Darling Picky"
 
 Brian
 
 P.S. "Game...Blouses."
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: SalParadise on August 23, 2007, 11:06:00 am
when they all get baked towards the end of The Breakfast Club.. i was really confused by that the first time i watched it (i was like 8 or 9).
 
 "why are they all acting strange all of a sudden?"
 
 and add me to the late 80s dana delaney fan club.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: TheDirector217 on August 23, 2007, 11:17:00 am
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 maybe I'm just like my father - too bold. [/b]
I always thought it was " - too old" which I think is cooler.
 
 I could also never hear "the kid is not my son" when Billy Jean was ubiquitous. I only heard "the chair is not my son" and it really bothered me. [/b]
When my pop used to pump "Bennie & The Jets" when I was younger, I thought it was cool that Elton John was singing about "electric boobs."  
 
 
 Boy, was I wrong!    :o
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: edbert on August 23, 2007, 11:30:00 am
At the deli I had a flashback to when I was about 6 and this kid told me that the only thing that rhymes with 'excellent' is 'egg salad'
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: Brian_Wallace on August 23, 2007, 12:26:00 pm
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  When my pop used to pump "Bennie & The Jets" when I was younger, I thought it was cool that Elton John was singing about "electric boobs."  
I also used to think Bennie had "Electric boobs."  So did Wayne Campbell, if I recall.  "Electric boots" just aren't as cool.
 
 Brian
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: vansmack on August 23, 2007, 02:36:00 pm
I was actually embarrassed to post that Dana Delaney thing...guess I'm not a freak after all.  If I only knew this years ago, oh the nights of lost sleep I could have back.
Title: Re: When I was a kid...
Post by: lily1 on August 23, 2007, 10:07:00 pm
I, unlike the rest of you, did not have a thing for Dana Delaney, but, I did love that show, China Beach.
 
 When I was a kid...I made the mistake of watching Red Dawn when I was 10 (at the neighbors and their babysitter thought it was a proper movie for kids in elementary school!). The movie scared the shit out of me and I had ridiculously vivid nightmares for days (I can still remember some of them)that the Soviets were going to attack my house and kill my family.
 
 OK, back to happy thoughts!
 
 When I was a kid...I didn't know where baby corn came from. I would see it in stir fry dishes and wondered where the corn grew that small that it could be husked and put in a stir fry. Actually, as an adult, I STILL don't know where baby corn comes from! HA!