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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Vas Deferens on May 17, 2007, 01:41:00 pm

Title: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: Vas Deferens on May 17, 2007, 01:41:00 pm: Looks like they are showing it tonight at 10 pm in most theaters!
Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: miss pretentious on May 17, 2007, 01:54:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by wanderlust aka joe marshmallow:
Looks like they are showing it tonight at 10 pm in most theaters!
i thought melinda got kicked off american idol last night... oh wait.

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no, i think im going to see it this weekend though.
Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: ratioci nation on May 17, 2007, 01:55:00 pm: i would rather be kicked in the nuts
Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: alex on May 17, 2007, 02:29:00 pm: I'm seeing it, but I'll be waiting about a month.
Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: miss pretentious on May 17, 2007, 02:49:00 pm: the 'shrek' drinking game.
source (http://baltimore.metromix.com/movies/natent-movies-shrekgame-s,0,1462840.story)

THE RULES:

Take a Sip Whenâ?¦
Donkey attempts a song
Mike Myers' Scottish accent wavers
The Big Bad Wolf is shown reclining at any point
There's a slo-mo fight scene, despite the fact that "Matrix" references stopped being hip seven years ago
Shrek eats something disgusting (Take a bonus sip if this is immediately followed by a fart joke)
Someone other than Shrek gets covered in something disgusting

Take One Drink Ifâ?¦
There's a song by a middling, whitebread, Top 40 crooner (like John Mayer or James Blunt)
A specific celebrity is lampooned (pay close attention whenever the privileged princesses of Far, Far Away are onscreenâ??it's prime Paris Hilton opportunity)
The Gingerbread Man loses a limb and/or gumdrop button
Prince Charming tosses his hair seductively

Take Two Drinks Ifâ?¦
There's a duet by middling, whitebread, Top 40 crooners (John Mayer and James Blunt!)
Puss in Boots makes an oddly homosexual double entendre
The giant mutant Gingerbread Man returns
Princess Fiona appears in her "human" form
The "American Idol" gags from "Shrek 2" are replaced by either "Deal or No Deal" or "Dancing With the Stars"

Take a Shot Ifâ?¦
There's a not-so-thinly-veiled jab taken at anything Disney (Walt Disney World, Disney executives, classic Disney characters)
The character "Artie" (voiced by Justin Timberlake) threatens to bring sexy back
There's another joke about Pinocchio wearing a thong
A reference is made to donkey/dragon sex
Anyone makes fun of the "Lord of the Rings" and/or "Harry Potter" franchises
Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 17, 2007, 04:38:00 pm: This is the only Shrek I'm interesting in watching this weekend.

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Title: Re: Who's seeing Shrek the 3rd tonight?
Post by: bull930 on May 20, 2007, 12:23:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
This is the only Shrek I'm interesting in watching this weekend.

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