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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sonickteam2 on January 09, 2006, 11:34:00 am

Title: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: sonickteam2 on January 09, 2006, 11:34:00 am
really pisses me off.
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: ratioci nation on January 09, 2006, 11:36:00 am
you will be able to tell how non fart free it is as soon as smoking is no longer allowed
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on January 09, 2006, 11:38:00 am
But at least your clothes don't smell of farts the next morning. (Well, not someone elses anyway)
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 09, 2006, 11:40:00 am
I can't wait until my fellow clubgoers get to smell my farts in their full fucking glory. No longer will I have ugly people pressed up against me during sold out shows. Finally, my space will be respected. I'll make sure I eat eggs or tofu or peanut butter or burritos or other things that make me fart, before every fucking show.
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: ratioci nation on January 09, 2006, 11:42:00 am
maybe they should take nachos of ulysses off the menu
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Post by: eltee on January 09, 2006, 11:44:00 am
Nakatestes: Will you promise to wash your hands?    :eek:
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 09, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
One time my wife farted at a show, and it cut right through the smoke smell.
 
 Our friend asked, "What's that smell? It smells like sewer water."
 
 At the Black Cat, no less.
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 09, 2006, 01:26:00 pm
speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: helicon1 on January 09, 2006, 05:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though.
Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: edbert on January 09, 2006, 05:58:00 pm
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Title: Re: how long until 930 club is fart free?
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 10, 2006, 01:10:00 pm
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Originally posted by Glass Arm Shattering:
   
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though. [/b]
They must be into a new season or something because the characters were talking about Gwenyth naming her baby Apple