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Title: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: thirsty moore on March 04, 2007, 02:36:00 pm

Turned out it was just pigeons cooing on my balcony.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 04, 2007, 04:51:00 pm

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: on March 04, 2007, 06:07:00 pm

"Pigeons cooing on my balcony" means you withdraw early from the butt, insert in the mouth. And while your partner coos, the spooge drips all down the boobs.  
 
 I though everyone knew that!?!  Good one econo.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on March 04, 2007, 06:49:00 pm

One time I was walking by that big apartment complex east of Chief Ikes and I heard some girl getting spanked.   "Smack!"  "Ohh!"  "Smack" "Ooh!"  "Smack!"  "Ooh!"

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: on March 04, 2007, 07:09:00 pm

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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
  One time I was walking by that big apartment complex east of Chief Ikes and I heard some girl getting spanked.   "Smack!"  "Ohh!"  "Smack" "Ooh!"  "Smack!"  "Ooh!"

...must've been econo's ex.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: thirsty moore on March 04, 2007, 07:49:00 pm

We did get pretty loud!
 
 

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Originally posted by King of the Internet:
 ...must've been econo's ex.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: you be betty on March 04, 2007, 11:08:00 pm

One time I was on a date and we saw a couple going at it on a park bench in the middle of broad daylight.  The best part was when an old man in shorts went jogging through the park - they didn't even stop or try to cover it, they just kept going.  That's some dedication right there.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: bull930 on March 06, 2007, 02:46:00 am

This is the future.....people will be screwing everywhere!

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: Reod Dai on March 06, 2007, 05:28:00 am

During the warm months, I go running in the middle of the night (midnight or so) because it's cool then (and I'm a night owl).  Back when I was living in Washington state, I was running through my neighborhood one night and heard a couple going at it as I passed by their house.  Weirded me out a bit, it did.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on March 06, 2007, 07:58:00 pm

I spent some time traveling through Egypt with a woman who had a propensity for catching men wacking off.  There were several occasions where Egyptian men fondled themselves through their robes while looking straight at her, but then there was one night when she noticed a German tourist sitting on his porch at our hotel in a bathrobe with his schnitzel out.  So it wasn't just the locals.

Title: Re: I thought I heard people having sex in the apartment abo
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 06, 2007, 08:42:00 pm

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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
  ...she noticed a German tourist sitting on his porch at our hotel in a bathrobe with his schnitzel out.  So it wasn't just the locals.

When in Rome...