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Title: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 09, 2006, 01:34:00 pm
I'll start...
 
 "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 
 "You're getting boob glitter all over my face."
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: ratioci nation on January 09, 2006, 01:41:00 pm
i like that part where the show is cancelled  :p
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: nkotb on January 09, 2006, 01:47:00 pm
I still thin the scene when they discover the first guy on his list was gay was brilliant, especially them slowly backing out of the room and the voice over as they sprinted out the front door:
 
 "I had never met a gay before...the running probably wasn't necessary."
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  I'll start...
 
 "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 
 "You're getting boob glitter all over my face."
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: definitivedoodle on January 09, 2006, 01:57:00 pm
i hate carson daily
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: vansmack on January 09, 2006, 02:02:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 
I've convinced smackette that this is the only way to get me out of bed.
 
 One of my favorites:
 
 "I haven't been standing in front of this many foreigners since I was robbing the DMV."
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: vansmack on January 09, 2006, 02:09:00 pm
I know you want Earlism, but when Ralph (Giovanni Riblisi) was getting out of prison and he hugged Earl and Randy:
 
 "It's nice to hug another man and it doesn't have to go anywhere."
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: markie on January 09, 2006, 04:21:00 pm
This thread makes me think of this:   <img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_hitchhiker_s_guide_to_the_galaxy/_group_photos/alan_rickman9.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: vansmack on January 09, 2006, 04:30:00 pm
Ah, Joy....
 
 "Is his sister gettin' married? 'Cause if she is and she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, I'm goin' down to the strip club and slap her off that pole!"
Title: Re: Favorite Earlisms
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 09, 2006, 04:34:00 pm
"Townes Van Zandt was the greatest American songwriter and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."