930 Forums

=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: kosmo vinyl on March 06, 2007, 06:04:00 pm

Title: Worst List Ever
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 06, 2007, 06:04:00 pm
The Definitive 200 of albums and soundtracks co-sponsored by the National Association of Recording Merchandisers and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
 
  The List (http://www.rockhall.com/pressroom/definitive-200) warning for anyone with a weak stomach.
 
 
 The Top 20
 
 # BEATLES â?? SGT. PEPPERâ??S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND â?? 1967
 # PINK FLOYD â?? DARK SIDE OF THE MOON â?? 1973
 # MICHAEL JACKSON â?? THRILLER â?? 1982
 # LED ZEPPELIN â?? LED ZEPPELIN IV â?? 1971
 # U2 â?? JOSHUA TREE â??1987
 # ROLLING STONES â?? EXILE ON MAIN STREET â?? 1972
 # CAROLE KING â?? TAPESTRY â?? 1971
 # BOB DYLAN â?? HIGHWAY â??61 REVISITED â?? 1965
 # BEACH BOYS â?? PET SOUNDS â?? 1966
 # NIRVANA â?? NEVERMIND â?? 1991
 # PEARL JAM â?? TEN â?? 1991
 # BEATLES â?? ABBEY ROAD â?? 1969
 # SANTANA â?? SUPERNATURAL â?? 1999
 # METALLICA â?? METALLICA â?? 1991
 # BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN â?? BORN TO RUN â?? 1975
 # PRINCE â?? PURPLE RAIN â?? 1984
 # AC/DC â?? BACK IN BLACK â?? 1980
 # ROLLING STONES â?? LET IT BLEED â?? 1969
 # DOORS â?? DOORS â?? 1967
 # GRATEFUL DEAD â?? AMERICAN BEAUTY â?? 197
 
 here's a grouping you wont see every day.
 
 107 KENNY G â?? BREATHLESS â?? 1992
 108 NWA. â?? STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON â?? 1989
 109 SEX PISTOLS â?? NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS â?? 1977
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: chaz on March 06, 2007, 07:42:00 pm
They really nailed it with this one:
 PHIL COLLINS â?? NO JACKET REQUIRED â?? 1985
 
 And these too:
 SANTANA â?? SUPERNATURAL â?? 1999
 SOUNDTRACK â?? TOP GUN â?? 1999
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on March 06, 2007, 07:51:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo:
 107 KENNY G â?? BREATHLESS â?? 1992
 
And I suppose Spyrogyra just missed the cut!
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 06, 2007, 08:36:00 pm
If the list looked any different it wouldn't be NARM.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: distance on March 06, 2007, 10:08:00 pm
26. ALANIS MORISSETTE â?? JAGGED LITTLE PILL â?? 1995
 
 FUCK YEAH.
 but shouldn't the acoustic re-release from 10 years later certainly be #27?  or maybe even higher!?
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on March 06, 2007, 10:11:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by distance:
  26. ALANIS MORISSETTE â?? JAGGED LITTLE PILL â?? 1995
 
 FUCK YEAH.
 but shouldn't the acoustic re-release from 10 years later certainly be #27?  or maybe even higher!?
Now there's the first sensible idea I've heard all day!
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: PigIron on March 06, 2007, 10:55:00 pm
Why care about lists like these?  Look who wrote it.  You can't criticize because its someone else's opinion - most "best of" lists are.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 06, 2007, 11:14:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by distance:
  26. ALANIS MORISSETTE â?? JAGGED LITTLE PILL â?? 1995
 
 FUCK YEAH.
 but shouldn't the acoustic re-release from 10 years later certainly be #27?  or maybe even higher!?
Wasn't the acoustic version exclusive to Starbucks, at least at first? They're not a record store (or are they? (http://www.hearmusic.com/#NOW_PLAYING)) so I don't think they would belong to NARM. NARM and its members often get pissed when artists release exclusives at non-record stores. A couple of years ago, Tower pulled all Lenny Kravitz stock when he released an exclusive at Target.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: distance on March 06, 2007, 11:55:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
 Wasn't the acoustic version exclusive to Starbucks, at least at first? They're not a record store (or are they? (http://www.hearmusic.com/#NOW_PLAYING)) so I don't think they would belong to NARM. NARM and its members often get pissed when artists release exclusives at non-record stores. A couple of years ago, Tower pulled all Lenny Kravitz stock when he released an exclusive at Target.
so you're saying don't fuck with lenny kravitz?
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Random Citizen on March 07, 2007, 12:16:00 am
<img src="http://photos22.flickr.com/34392962_334533d1a8_m.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 07, 2007, 12:17:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by distance:
  so you're saying don't fuck with lenny kravitz?
Well, it was mostly copies of his new CD that wasn't even selling anyway, so I don't think Lenny alone brought down Tower.
 
 A former Annapolis manager said he loved the irony of a customer complaining about high prices while drinking a $5 cup of coffee (he agreed about the CD prices, however).
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Reod Dai on March 07, 2007, 05:03:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
 A former Annapolis manager said he loved the irony of a customer complaining about high prices while drinking a $5 cup of coffee (he agreed about the CD prices, however).
You know, I get tired of all the jokes about how expensive Starbucks coffee is.  Saying that a "cup of coffee" costs $5 at Starbucks is completely inaccurate.  You can get a cup of actual brewed coffee for about a buck fifty at Starbucks.  It's the specialty espresso drinks like lattes and mochas and such that cost four or five bucks, and those kinds of drinks cost that much no matter where you go.  Whether it's a little independent coffee shop or a corporate chain like Starbucks or Carribou, you're going to pay around $5 for those drinks.  So when I see Starbucks getting singled out time and time again, I get a bit annoyed.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 07, 2007, 05:37:00 am
I guess definitive is NARM code for any album that allows us to keep our doors open... It's safe to assume all those albums are platinum, which would explain why none of the early R.E.M. albums made the cut.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: on March 07, 2007, 10:05:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Reod Dai:
  You know, I get tired of all the jokes about how expensive Starbucks coffee is.  Saying that a "cup of coffee" costs $5 at Starbucks is completely inaccurate.  You can get a cup of actual brewed coffee for about a buck fifty at Starbucks.  It's the specialty espresso drinks like lattes and mochas and such that cost four or five bucks, and those kinds of drinks cost that much no matter where you go.  Whether it's a little independent coffee shop or a corporate chain like Starbucks or Carribou, you're going to pay around $5 for those drinks.  So when I see Starbucks getting singled out time and time again, I get a bit annoyed.
But who goes there just for regular coffee.  I always go to check out the chicks.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 07, 2007, 10:33:00 am
That may be true, but at the end of the day, Belle and Sebastian are still a popular band, and Bright Eyes is still a dork. Oh, your eyes, they're so bright!
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Reod Dai:
   
Quote
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
 A former Annapolis manager said he loved the irony of a customer complaining about high prices while drinking a $5 cup of coffee (he agreed about the CD prices, however).
You know, I get tired of all the jokes about how expensive Starbucks coffee is.  Saying that a "cup of coffee" costs $5 at Starbucks is completely inaccurate.  You can get a cup of actual brewed coffee for about a buck fifty at Starbucks.  It's the specialty espresso drinks like lattes and mochas and such that cost four or five bucks, and those kinds of drinks cost that much no matter where you go.  Whether it's a little independent coffee shop or a corporate chain like Starbucks or Carribou, you're going to pay around $5 for those drinks.  So when I see Starbucks getting singled out time and time again, I get a bit annoyed. [/b]
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: vansmack on March 07, 2007, 01:21:00 pm
With the exception of the Kenny G album and Metallica-Metallica, I have every album posted in this thread - most of them in vinyl.  I rather enjoyed most of them at one time or another in my life.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: godsshoeshine on March 07, 2007, 02:01:00 pm
i bet you have 127. CHRISTINA AGUILERA â?? CHRISTINA AGUILERA too
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Vas Deferens on March 07, 2007, 02:07:00 pm
What?! no love for C&C Music Factory?
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Vas Deferens on March 07, 2007, 02:08:00 pm
vansmack, you disappoint me. I thought you are the King.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: vansmack on March 07, 2007, 02:16:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  i bet you have 127. CHRISTINA AGUILERA â?? CHRISTINA AGUILERA too
Of course I do, although Smackette likes it a lot more than I do.  I wasn't actually referring to the list, I was just referring to the albums mentioned in this thread.  There are ~50 albums on that list that I DON'T own.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: vansmack on March 07, 2007, 02:29:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Joe Marshmallow III:
  vansmack, you disappoint me. I thought you are the King.
I don't think it's much of a secret that I listen to more pop music than most on this board.  I give anything a chance...
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: thingsfallapart on March 07, 2007, 02:34:00 pm
95.  CREED â?? HUMAN CLAY
 111. RADIOHEAD--OK COMPUTER
 
 Yeah...
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 07, 2007, 03:21:00 pm
as with most lists there some true gems on it... but  overall there is a bunch of overstated hughly selling titles here.  isn't St. Peppers considered by some to be the most over rated of the beatles releases?  
 
 This is considered Definitive?
 
 Top Gun Soundtrack
 1.      Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
 2.      Mighty Wings - Cheap Trick
 3.      Playing With The Boys - Kenny Loggins
 4.      Lead Me On - Teena Marie
 5.      Take My Breath Away (Theme) - Berlin
 6.      Hot Summer Nights - Miami Sound Machine
 7.      Heaven In Your Eyes - Loverboy
 8.      Through The Fire - Larry Greene
 9.      Destination Unknown - Marietta
 10.      Top Gun Anthem - Harold Faltermeyer/Steve Stevens (TRUE instrumental)
 
 
 How about whats missing from this list as a start...
 
 Depeche Mode - "Violator", Crowded House - "Crowded House", Garden State Soundtrack, etc
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: vansmack on March 07, 2007, 04:10:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo:
 Top Gun Soundtrack
 1. Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
 
A while ago, I was fairly surprised at how high this song was on the Nike+ running list, but thankfully it has since fallen out of the top 10.  I thought, are there really that many middle-aged male runners out there with the complete Nike package?  Surely nobody else would want to run to that song.  
 
 Then I thought to myself, they are probably the only one's that could afford a Nano, Nike+ and the nike shoes required to go with it...
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: TheDirector217 on March 07, 2007, 04:57:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
   
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo:
 107 KENNY G â?? BREATHLESS â?? 1992
 
And I suppose Spyrogyra just missed the cut! [/b]
SPYRO GYRA!!!! WTF???!! HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: TheDirector217 on March 07, 2007, 05:05:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo:
  The Definitive 200 of albums and soundtracks co-sponsored by the National Association of Recording Merchandisers and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
 
  The List (http://www.rockhall.com/pressroom/definitive-200) warning for anyone with a weak stomach.
 
 
 The Top 20
 
 # BEATLES â?? SGT. PEPPERâ??S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND â?? 1967
 # PINK FLOYD â?? DARK SIDE OF THE MOON â?? 1973
 # MICHAEL JACKSON â?? THRILLER â?? 1982
 # LED ZEPPELIN â?? LED ZEPPELIN IV â?? 1971
 # U2 â?? JOSHUA TREE â??1987
 # ROLLING STONES â?? EXILE ON MAIN STREET â?? 1972
 # CAROLE KING â?? TAPESTRY â?? 1971
 # BOB DYLAN â?? HIGHWAY â??61 REVISITED â?? 1965
 # BEACH BOYS â?? PET SOUNDS â?? 1966
 # NIRVANA â?? NEVERMIND â?? 1991
 # PEARL JAM â?? TEN â?? 1991
 # BEATLES â?? ABBEY ROAD â?? 1969
 # SANTANA â?? SUPERNATURAL â?? 1999
 # METALLICA â?? METALLICA â?? 1991
 # BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN â?? BORN TO RUN â?? 1975
 # PRINCE â?? PURPLE RAIN â?? 1984
 # AC/DC â?? BACK IN BLACK â?? 1980
 # ROLLING STONES â?? LET IT BLEED â?? 1969
 # DOORS â?? DOORS â?? 1967
 # GRATEFUL DEAD â?? AMERICAN BEAUTY â?? 197
 
 here's a grouping you wont see every day.
 
 107 KENNY G â?? BREATHLESS â?? 1992
 108 NWA. â?? STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON â?? 1989
 109 SEX PISTOLS â?? NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS â?? 1977
On some real shit, though.  I love where Thriller is at. (Best album ever made in my humble opinion, we'll get on that another day)  I love that where "Dark Side" is as well.  There should be NO Aguilera (she's a GREAT singer & one of the better ones out, but she is not releasing anything that belongs in any top 200 countdown - unless it's TRL's greatest hits), no Creed-NONE!, that's not even Santana's best album, wrong Metallica album (even so, much as I fucks with Metallica NONE of their albums belong in the top 50), love the Stones entry, Kenny G . . . .ahhh, fuck it.  Thread starter correct.  This list does pretty much suck ass . . .
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 07, 2007, 05:46:00 pm
This list is about sales more than you think you know. It was authored by  NARM (http://www.narm.com/esam/AM/Template.cfm?section=Home7): "The list was chosen by a committee of music retailers within NARM." The banner gif even alludes to quantity over quality:
 
   <img src="http://www.narm.com/images/D200Banner.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 "You" are the retailers that belong to the association, not music fans who stumble onto the website.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: palahniukkubrick on March 08, 2007, 08:57:00 pm
Regarding Rap Album Placement: who the hell would actually rank Will Smith's "Big Willie Style" ahead of "It Takes A Nation of Millions...?"
 
 That list just gets weirder as the numbers get higher....
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 08, 2007, 09:53:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by you be pickup:
  Regarding Rap Album Placement: who the hell would actually rank Will Smith's "Big Willie Style" ahead of "It Takes A Nation of Millions...?"
NARM's  Board Of Directors (http://www.narm.com/esam/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Board_Of_Directors&Template=/CM/HTMLDisplay.cfm&ContentID=1808)
 
 NARM's  staff (http://www.narm.com/esam/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Staff&Template=/CM/HTMLDisplay.cfm&ContentID=2006)
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: TheDirector217 on March 09, 2007, 10:18:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by you be pickup:
  Regarding Rap Album Placement: who the hell would actually rank Will Smith's "Big Willie Style" ahead of "It Takes A Nation of Millions...?"
 
 That list just gets weirder as the numbers get higher....
That's the kinda bullshit that'll make me get to revoking folks' hip-hop licenses.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: sweetcell on March 09, 2007, 12:31:00 pm
director - did you have a peep at the NARM director & staph lists that beetsnotbeats posted?  is there really any question why these people would be all over big willie style, and threatened by Public Enemy?  i can assure you those people were never licensed for hip hop.  should be a crime.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: Mobius on March 09, 2007, 12:38:00 pm
At least this list is better than NAMBLA's Definitive Top 200.
Title: Re: Worst List Ever
Post by: sweetcell on March 09, 2007, 12:51:00 pm
since this board can't get enough of "best ever" lists:  http://acclaimedmusic.net/ (http://acclaimedmusic.net/)  is a meta-list of other people's best  albums (http://acclaimedmusic.net/061024/1948-02a.htm) and best  songs (http://acclaimedmusic.net/061024/1948-02s.htm)  lists.  "indie" bands did rather well in  2006 (http://acclaimedmusic.net/061024/2006s.htm):
 
 2006 Rank/All Time Rank/Artist/Single  
 1  36  Gnarls Barkley Crazy
 2  241  Justin Timberlake My Love
 3  315  T.I. What You Know
 4  427  The Raconteurs Steady As She Goes
 5  431  Peter Bjorn and John Young Folks  
 6  496  TV on the Radio Wolf Like Me
 7  604  Hot Chip Over and Over
 8  614  Nelly Furtado Promiscuous
 9  731  Christina Aguilera Ain't No Other Man
 10  740  The Killers When You Were Young
 11  782  Justin Timberlake Sexy Back
 12  831  CSS Let's Make Love and Listen to Death from Above
 13  969  Hot Chip And I Was a Boy from School
 14  1006  Lily Allen Smile
 15  1033  Nelly Furtado Maneater
 16  1088  Lupe Fiasco Kick Push
 17  1278  My Chemical Romance Welcome to the Black Parade
 18  1323  Camera Obscura Lloyd, I'm Ready to Be Heartbroken
 19  1473  The Pipettes Pull Shapes
 20  1501  Chamillionaire Ridin' (Dirty)