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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: redsock on July 29, 2004, 03:35:00 pm
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Fill in the blank...
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
To get us started:
-if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
-If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
-If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn
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Then I guess I'm not a forum member, based on those.
How about: if you check the chatboard within 30 minutes of arriving at work.
Originally posted by redsock:
Fill in the blank...
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
To get us started:
-if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
-If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
-If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn
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You know not to click on Dupek's posts at work.
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You remember at least one of the times that either Mankie or Rhett quit the board in disgust, vowing never to darken its virtual doorstep ever again.
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You can recall at least two other aliases of "Mark E. Smith"
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You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.
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-your yearly top ten list looks conspicuously like the annual WOXY most-played list.
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
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Really!? they were? Wow, predated me. Didn't know of any in-board dating sides the obvious married couples.
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I know what you look like, the problem is just figuring out which fat guy with a goatee is you.
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.
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Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've surreptitiously looked around for the "pirate girls" at Fort Reno shows in order to find Lulu and Paige.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You're able to keep track of who is who, even when they change their board names. Again and again. Hell, you remember when folks changed their board names again and again.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You remember when things were much nastier on the board, and almost miss those days just 'cuz of the action.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
When Wilco or GBV come up in mixed company, you roll your eyes but are armed for battle.
>subset< You're not a fan or GBV or Wilco, but can name 5 of their albums.
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
...You remember the Saturdays when the only conversation on the board would be Mankie and Markie going at it about "Pakis"
...You remember Pollard's classic battle royales with both Fico and Sonick
...you can recall which band Dulcinea went to see
...you can recall at least five different women that Mankie has flirted with while his wife was home pregnant
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Oh man, what did Dulcinea see? I know she was complaining about the staff handling her tiny self (no comments) badly....I have no clue what band she went to see. That's it, I'm out.
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Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______.
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you are familiar with the term "Sacriforce". Ten points if you actually know what it is.
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Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've ever heard of Exit Clov.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've ever heard of bigyawn.net
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've understood (maybe even participated in) a conversation at a bar about international soccer, most notably the English Premiere league, despite having never watched a game yourself.
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if you posted to find our what your user number was
if you recognize when someone has changed their screen name yet again...
if you have a torrid affair via pm, or wait should i typed that?
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Originally posted by Bagalicious Tangster:
Oh man, what did Dulcinea see? I know she was complaining about the staff handling her tiny self (no comments) badly....I have no clue what band she went to see. That's it, I'm out.
wasnt it Interpol? :)
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if this thread makes you feel a little sick because you begin to realize how much time you have wasted on the board
if when you realize that you just continue on to read the other threads
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you first read about current events here.
you know how to correctly spell, "staph".
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...you know at least three board members who are voting for Bush...
...and at least three who voted for Nader in 2000.
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... you've tangled with Rhett
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there are people you don't know going to a show and you know you never want to know them............ya know?
you have to hide from redsock at a show lest he spots you and asks your knowledge of an unwritten review........... :D
you know waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information about cetrain board members sex lives.............
you can remember just how long rhett's pubic hair actually is.................
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Originally posted by redsock:
Fill in the blank...
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
you've ever been too drunk to fish!
No, wait, that's another list ... let's see ... oh, yeah: You know you will vote for Bush if ________.
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-if you will never get the chance to find out who I am.
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hmmm...I think this all means I am not a forum member....
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Originally posted by Samantha:
hmmm...I think this all means I am not a forum member....
same here...
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- own the club?
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if you know what lurks behind the silver oakley frames...
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Well, I don't like to kiss and tell, but Hotlips Kurosawa is always welcome at my crib.
Originally posted by redsock:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
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Really!? they were? Wow, predated me. Didn't know of any in-board dating sides the obvious married couples. [/b]
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- you remember Mankie hitting on a new forum member, only to find out they are a guy.
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You know you are a real forum member when you long for the days you had never met anyone from a forum, and you imagined them all to be as imaginitive, attractive, eloquent and interesting as they appeared to be on screen.
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Like when you thought I was a female porn star?
Originally posted by mark e smith:
You know you are a real forum member when you long for the days you had never met anyone from a forum, and you imagined them all to be as imaginitive, attractive, eloquent and interesting as they appeared to be on screen.
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
is a female porn star?
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You know your a real forum member when you know which part of that is not true?
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Filming movies with your wife and you does not make me the porn star. It makes me the director.
Originally posted by mark e smith:
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
is a female porn star?
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You know your a real forum member when you know which part of that is not true? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
even when you're at a gig with them you're more comfotable referring to them by their screen name than their real name
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
if you know what lurks behind the silver oakley frames...
Does anyone really know that, though, Koz...
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Originally posted by brennser:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
even when you're at a gig with them you're more comfotable referring to them by their screen name than their real name [/b]
:D
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return
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Originally posted by brennser:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]
or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone.
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Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
Originally posted by brennser:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]
or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone. [/b]
:( I have a feeling you are talking about me.
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- if you feel your music nerdiness and manic cd-buying will only be understood by other members.
- if you've bought albums and books you've never heard of based on members' recommendations.
- if you've pretended you were an actual music critic.
- if this is where you learned how to post a pic.
- if you learned new vocab, complete with actual dictionary definition.
- if this is where you get your humour for the day.
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Originally posted by redsock:
Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
Originally posted by brennser:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]
or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone. [/b]
:( I have a feeling you are talking about me. [/b]
no problem - it's happened on more than one occasion with others!
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...you can name at least 5 board members who are black.
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You know you're a forum member if you know who 'The Master' is.
1,000 bonus points if you have ever met The Master in person!
You know you're a forum member if you know who the Wallflower is.
10 bonus points if you have met The Wallflower in person.
You know you're a forum member when you start answering official club questions correctly based on the same standards that the club would answer them but aren't an actual employee or representative of the club.
You know you're a forum member when you come to the defense of the club when a disgrunteled patron comes on the forum to vent about something that happened during a show or some other 9:30 Club related experience.
You know you're a forum member when you can name Mr. and Ms. Thread Nazi of old. (No, I'm not talking about you Doomie. ;) )
You know you're a forum member when you know about DC traffic, train, Metro, etc, delays and closings even before they are reported on the news.
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you know snailhook on sight
...sure thatguy, shadrach and eddie are easy, but snailz is fer headz only...
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if you remember 930 vs Murder City Devils...
if you have to relive yet another bull run moan session...
if you quake in fear that o.a.r. do another two night stand...
if "off the chain/hook" shows up in a post, you know its a show your not planning on attending.
if you know that a thread will be closed when a new junior member starts defending the actions of the junior member who started the topic.
why empty cups and dream theater do not mix
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Originally posted by Ikarus:
you know snailhook on sight
...sure thatguy, shadrach and eddie are easy, but snailz is fer headz only...
Interestingly, snailhook is the only one I could identify! (Though I know Eddie and Shadrach would be familiar as soon as I found out who they are...)
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
if you have to relive yet another bull run moan session...
it was just a little innocent comment thrown in as an aside. :D
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If you're no longer surpised at newbie posts about their cars being broken into around the club, offering only sage advice like "How much was parking again compared to your new window, not to mention anything that was stolen?"
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*sigh* i am so not a forum member...
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reading this section has made me feel old. i remember when there were like 5 people posting on a regular basis. anyone remember ceremony?
And I cant believe I'm only #12. How did you beat me out by 6 Kosmo? I'd love to see who is numbers 1-10.
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because i'm sad and pathetic :p
eddie and evilsatan are in the top five...
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well #12 aint that bad. and Oct 1999 is a long time ago. i wonder if they have archived all the really early posts from that era. that would be interesting to read now.
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as far as i know the old stuff is gone, especially when they updated the software. that and for awhile housecleaning was important. not so much anymore :D
anyways welcome back... there are plenty of britpop fans still here... and yes we do talk about things besides footie and britpop
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
there are plenty of britpop fans still here...
I thought Suede was a butch lesbian with whiny country songs?
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unfortunately here in DC, (and the states) that's pretty much correct. if folks didnt know however, mr. butler and mr. anderson are currently working together on a new album. wont be called suede, but should be very interesting. i'm keeping expectations low, but am definitely curious.