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Title: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 28, 2003, 04:48:00 pm: bilge
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Post by: ggw on July 28, 2003, 04:54:00 pm: 1. Videodrome

2. Gimme Shelter

3. Lolita
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Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 04:55:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:

1. What was David Cronenberg's masterpiece?

Scanners

2. What was George Lucas' masterpiece?

THX 1138 (not the film with the duck)

3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?

Clockwork orange. (really its Barry Lyndon)

Any incorrect answer results in un-hipness, sorry...
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Post by: jadetree on July 28, 2003, 04:56:00 pm: is it hipper say their worst are their masterpieces? seems like that would be some kind of dumb rule

1. What was David Cronenberg's masterpiece?
existenz
2. What was George Lucas' masterpiece?
Phantom Menace
3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?
Barry Lyndon
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 05:00:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Robert Pollard:
is it hipper say their worst are their masterpieces? seems like that would be some kind of dumb rule

3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?
Barry Lyndon
please dont make Markie angry.

It is unquantifiably better than eyes wide shut.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 05:01:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
I have just acquired a copy. Believe me when I say it, I am not, nor have ever been 'hip'...well there was that time back in '78....
Isn't rule #1 of Hipsterdom to claim that you are not hip? :roll:

You sly boy, you.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 05:07:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :roll:
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 28, 2003, 05:09:00 pm: bilge
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 05:12:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:

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Originally posted by JaguÃ¤r:
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You sly boy, you.
You're just jealous 'cause I went to Hasselhoff's high school. [/b]
LOL! I went to his elementary school.

You're just jealous because he hit on me and not you. ;)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 05:13:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by JaguÃ¤r:

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Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :roll: [/b]
Not at all. you said Lulu looked like Lewinski. I know from personal experience that Lulu takes offence at being called a fat slapper.

I think she will kick your arse.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 05:15:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:

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Originally posted by JaguÃ¤r:

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Originally posted by markie:
please dont make Markie angry.
Yes, Markie is on the rag this week. :p
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 05:19:00 pm: No but you said Lulu was Lewinski.

there is no doubt Lewinski is a fat slapper.

I am fine. you are not even giving me a hard time. And its not me that is going to kick your arse.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 05:29:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:
No but you said Lulu was Lewinski.

there is no doubt Lewinski is a fat slapper.

I am fine. you are not even giving me a hard time. And its not me that is going to kick your arse.
Christ Markie, I don't even feel like arguing with you. You obviously read way, way, way too much into that. ;)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 28, 2003, 05:51:00 pm: bilge
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 05:53:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
Hint: marky, Charles Bukowski (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_24224.wmv) knew how to treat the ladies!
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Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: paige on July 28, 2003, 06:00:00 pm: monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! ;)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 28, 2003, 06:02:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by paige:
monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! ;)
sure, you adding yourself to Lulu's ass kicking list?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: paige on July 28, 2003, 06:03:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:

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Originally posted by paige:
monica lewinsky has a pretty face, really. so if you don't count the whole blimp factor, she is quite attractive. so shut up markie!! :o i like lulu.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: JaguÃ¤r on July 28, 2003, 06:35:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:

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Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
[qb] Hint: marky, Charles Bukowski (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_24224.wmv) knew how to treat the ladies!

Access Denied[/b]
Thank God, or Dupek would be next on Markie's hit list. :p
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: walkman on July 28, 2003, 11:04:00 pm: Cronenberg: Spider (although the Fly is a close second)

Kubrick: Dr. Strangelove (coincidentally, it's also the finest comedy ever made)

Lucas: as a director, the first Star Wars. Sorry for being so obvious. But as a producer, Raiders of the Lost Ark takes the cake.

And although I've never met the Hasselhoff, I did go to elementary school with Cronenberg's twin daughters, one of whom was my first kiss. (OK, so it would have been better if I'd gotten with both sisters, but please, I was like 11 or something...)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 29, 2003, 08:27:00 am: bilge
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Post by: paige on July 29, 2003, 09:33:00 am: Bonus points: When will clove cigarettes again be considered 'deck'? [/QB][/QUOTE]
um...they always have been?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: mankie on July 29, 2003, 09:38:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by paige:

Bonus points: When will clove cigarettes again be considered 'deck'?
um...they always have been? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Right that's it!!!!! :mad: Tell me right now...is "deck" a good thing or a bad thing?

It's hip to be square by the way!
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: Celeste on July 29, 2003, 09:46:00 am: purposefully destoying one's health cannot be hip
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 29, 2003, 09:52:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Celeste:
purposefully destoying one's health cannot be hip
long binges of drinking and drug taking are part of the rock and roll lifestyle. How else would those guys fit into those skinny jeans.

What could be more hip than that, you big flakey hippie?

Mankie Deck is cool, fin is uncool.

having to explain this again is so fin, dude.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: mankie on July 29, 2003, 10:35:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by markie:

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Mankie Deck is cool, fin is uncool.

having to explain this again is so fin, dude.

[/b]
Thank you...and it was never explained to me in the first place. Has "deck" taken over "phat or Baad" in the middle schools..or are they still cool, oops I mean deck...or is it phat...oh fuckit, I'll just stick with the Queens English.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: Venerable Bede on July 29, 2003, 03:29:00 pm: don't forget about hipster bingo!

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html (http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 29, 2003, 03:41:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:

Any incorrect answer results in un-hipness, sorry...
So Mr Doors?

did anyone get one of the hipster movie choices correct? Please tell me. I am pent up with antici..............pation.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 29, 2003, 04:40:00 pm: bilge
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Post by: markie on July 29, 2003, 04:43:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:
You got 1 out of three correct. I'll also accept Clockwork Orange for half-credit.
Only half credit? Thats mean!

So that means scanners was right?

So the other one is Lucas, which is then by default and the obvious from the beginning chiice of American graffitit?

At least I did better than the pimp GGW.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: ggw on July 29, 2003, 05:17:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by markie:
At least I did better than the pimp GGW.
I wasn't going for points. If I was....

Cronenberg -- Spider, Existenz, or Crash (since Dupek has a boner for France)

Lucas -- Howard the Duck (since Dupek has a boner for "cultish" stuff)

Kubrick -- Full Metal Jacket (since Dupek has a boner for 'Nam)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on July 29, 2003, 05:20:00 pm: bilge
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on July 29, 2003, 05:29:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doors:

Quote
Originally posted by markie:
So that means scanners was right?

Wrong. THX [/b]
wow this is confusing,

So its THX for Lucas, I've never seen it, but I know its hipster cred.

Its clockwork orange for Kubrick. It really isnt as good as 2001

So that leaves Cronenberg.

I ought to be scanners of GGWs videodrome. So that leaves the fly or ringers?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 06, 2003, 11:00:00 am: bilge
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: ggw on August 06, 2003, 11:25:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
The real (http://www.newstereotypes.com/iframes/lattet2_low.html) ggw?
I'm a little box with a blue triangle, green circle, and red square?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 06, 2003, 11:29:00 am: bilge
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: ggw on August 06, 2003, 11:38:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
I guess you don't have Quicktime (http://www.apple.com/quicktime/products/qt/) installed?

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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:

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Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
The real (http://www.newstereotypes.com/iframes/lattet2_low.html) ggw?
I'm a little box with a blue triangle, green circle, and red square? [/b]
[/b]
Berets are sooooo 20th century...
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 11, 2003, 09:04:00 am: bilge
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Post by: sonickteam2 on August 11, 2003, 10:13:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
' hipsters and their commie t-shirts

I saw some ponytailed doofus (http://www.jimgoad.com/) downtown wearing a Stalin shirt. "You know that Stalin killed 40 million people, don't you?" I asked him.

"Whoa, didn't know it upset you so much," was his smirking answer, obviously thinking I was some sort of buttplugged right-winger.

"I'm not upset at allâ??the more dead, the better, so long as it isn't me. I just think it's ironic. I'll bet you wouldn't be caught dead wearing a Hitler T-shirt." '

<img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/brakelamp.gif" alt=" - " />
"He had no answer. No one ever has an answer when they try to argue with me."

I liked that part the best. Kinda discredits everything else he says.

I always knew Stalin was hip.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 11, 2003, 11:47:00 am: bilge
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Post by: Sir HC on August 11, 2003, 02:37:00 pm: 1. What was David Cronenberg's masterpiece?

eXistenZ is cool, has Jude Law and Jennifer Jason-Leigh but I have to go with Videodrome for haveing the always brilliant Debbie Harry.

2. What was George Lucas' masterpiece?

THX-1138 (was already choosing this because of the cool car chase). Saw it on tv as a kid and could never find out the title for 10 years.

3. What was Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece?

Full Metal Jacket. We watched this 4 times straight in college. Intense. Sad that the DI is now doing that History Channel stuff (and he is a real ex-DI).
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: sonickteam2 on August 12, 2003, 07:47:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:

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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
I always knew Stalin was hip.
Stalin was hip because he sent the intellectuals to the Siberian uranium mines. But I wouldn't worry if I was you... [/b]
i think it was just the ones that were over 30, so, again....
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 10:21:00 am: More queries:

A. What was William Friedkin's masterpiece?

B. What was Lars von Trier's masterpiece?

C. What was John Boorman's masterpiece?

D. What was Robert Aldritch's masterpiece?

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BTW, Kubrick had 3 back-to-back films which fit the master designation. While quite an okay flick, Full Metal Flogger wasn't among those.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: ggw on August 12, 2003, 10:31:00 am: A. The Exorcist
B. Zentropa
C. Deliverance
D. Who's Robert Aldritch?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 10:36:00 am: You earned a half credit each for Von Trier & Boorman.

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Hint: Aldritch worked a lot with Lee Marvin & Ernie Borgnine.
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Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 12:01:00 pm: Friedkin directed the French Connection, right? The exorcist was his masterpice though. Unless you loved the TV version of 12 angry men

von triers breaking the waves was alright.

boorman:

http://www.theavclub.com/avclub3502/avfeature3502.html (http://www.theavclub.com/avclub3502/avfeature3502.html)

I like the ambitious failures.... Exorcist II and Zardoz. The later being a hipster movie.

robert aldrich?

mispelling from the master?

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800015672&cf=movies&intl=us (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800015672&cf=movies&intl=us)

kiss me deadly isnt it? cant say I really know any of his movies.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 01:30:00 pm: Half credit each for Zardoz & B.T.Waves.

Emperor of the North Pole (http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:90422)

But missed the QE2 on Billy Friedkin.
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Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 01:37:00 pm: Why only half points?

I have never seen nor heard of it, but the character names in emperor are something else:

Lee MarvinÂ
- A No. 1

Ernest BorgnineÂ
- Shack

Keith CarradineÂ
- Cigaret

Charles TynerÂ
- Cracker

Malcolm AtterburyÂ
- Hogger

Simon OaklandÂ
- Policeman

Ed McNallyÂ
- Yard Clerk

Karl LukasÂ
- Pokey Stiff

Harry HickoxÂ
- Elder

Sid HaigÂ
- Grease Tail

Vic TaybackÂ
- Yardman

Dave WillockÂ
- Groundhog

Ralph MontgomeryÂ
- Alkee Stiff

Wayne SutherlinÂ
- Gink

John SteadmanÂ
- Stew Bum

Forrest WoodÂ
- Station agent

Harry CaesarÂ
- Coaly

Matt ClarkÂ
- Yardlet

Jack CollinsÂ
- Dispatcher

Hal BaylorÂ
- Yardman's Helper

Don BlackmanÂ
- Old Shine

Danny "Big" BlackÂ
- Hobo

Raymond GuthÂ
- Preacher

Robert FoulkÂ
- Conductor

Jimmy GoodwinÂ
- Fakir

Elisha Cook, Jr.Â
- Gray Cat

Joe di RedaÂ
- Dinger

Diane DyeÂ
- Prudence

Liam DunnÂ
- Smile
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Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 01:41:00 pm: QE2?

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800052243&cf=info&intl=us (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800052243&cf=info&intl=us)

another film I had never heard of.

I didnt realise Friedkin directed 12 angry men. It is one of my favourite movies. Its simplicity really lets the characters come through.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 01:50:00 pm: Still no winner for Friedkin.

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Half points because otherwise ggw would win for Zentropa & Deliverance. Kubrick's a triple-master. Truth be told, Boorman, von Trier & Aldrich (http://www.angelfire.com/folk/famoustramp/emperor.html) are double-masters.
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Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 01:54:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
Still no winner for Friedkin.

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Half points because otherwise ggw would win for Zentropa & Deliverance. Kubrick's a triple-master. Truth be told, Boorman, von Trier & Aldrich are double-masters.
fine let stinking GGW win!!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025280&cf=movies&intl=us (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025280&cf=movies&intl=us)

live and die in LA?

Kubrick triple master?

2001
Clockwork Orange
shining?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: jadetree on August 12, 2003, 01:59:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Anton Newcombe:
fine let stinking GGW win!!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025280&cf=movies&intl=us (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025280&cf=movies&intl=us)

live and die in LA?

Kubrick triple master?

2001
Clockwork Orange
shining?
I watched live and die in la again recently, it has not aged well.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 02:01:00 pm: Strangelove's the first!

Finally a phreakin' winner! (http://www.reel.com/movie.asp?MID=1845)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 02:04:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Anton Newcombe:

Kubrick triple master?

2001
Clockwork Orange
shining?
sorry, its Dr Strangelove isnt it? Not the shining.

Actually all of his movies are better than anyone elses. Except lolita and eyes wide shut.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 02:06:00 pm: Has anyone but me, seen The Bed Sitting Room (http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:123321)? It was deck as fuck!
http://www.wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bsr.htm (http://www.wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bsr.htm)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 02:07:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
Strangelove's the first!

sorry, you beat me to it.....

Kubricks middle years, all of these are greats:

Â â?¢
Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Â â?¢
The Shining (1980)

Â â?¢
Barry Lyndon (1975)

Â â?¢
A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Â â?¢
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Â â?¢
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Â â?¢
Lolita (1962)

Â â?¢
Spartacus (1960)
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 02:10:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
Has anyone but me, seen The Bed Sitting Room (http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:123321)? It was deck as fuck!
http://www.wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bsr.htm (http://www.wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bsr.htm)
never seen it. It sounds like quatermass on more halucinogens. I have seen the Morrissey recommended Rita Tushingham movies "a taste of honey" and "the leather boys".
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Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 02:13:00 pm: And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife

now thats funny.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: on August 12, 2003, 02:18:00 pm: A. What was Lindsay Anderson's masterpiece?

B. What was Bill Forsyth's masterpiece?
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: markie on August 12, 2003, 02:24:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by The Bombay Doorsâ?¢:
A. What was Lindsay Anderson's masterpiece?

B. What was Bill Forsyth's masterpiece?
Lindsay Anderson directed Richard Harris in this sporting life. A very fine movie. A load of her other films had malcolm mcdowell in......

I dont know Jack about bill.
Title: Re: Mary J Bilge
Post by: ggw on August 12, 2003, 02:27:00 pm: B. Local Hero

Great film.
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Post by: on August 13, 2003, 09:53:00 am: No points for either.
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FYI: Lindsay is a cronkite, not a sheila.
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Post by: on August 13, 2003, 11:04:00 am: Are Kravitz (http://www.professorharbottle.co.uk/cravat.html) deck or fin? I forgot