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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: SPARX on July 31, 2003, 05:16:00 pm

Title: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: SPARX on July 31, 2003, 05:16:00 pm

>
 >The Polyphonic Spree is looking for a French Horn subsitute/back up
 >player. Our current French Horn player will be unable to perform during our
 >upcoming
 >New YorkCity engagements which run from August 12-17. The candidate must
 >be able to
 >improvise, be a bad ass at his/her instrument, have a good demeanor, and
 >willing todon a robe. If you know of a friend of a friend don't hesitate
 >to
 >recommend them ontheir behalf. They also should be able to tour without
 >work/school
 >commitmentsinterfering.
 >
 >Interested parties please email Chris Penn at
 >chris@g...
 >with pertinent details i.e. phone numbers and/or email addresses of said
 >candidates.
 >Thanks and now back to your regularly scheduled program,
 >

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: stu47 on July 31, 2003, 10:00:00 pm

damn, I still have mine, but havent played in almost 10 years

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: Guiny on August 01, 2003, 09:33:00 am

Don't they mean "Freedom" Horn Player?

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: Mongo on August 01, 2003, 10:13:00 am

Wacka wacka wacka!

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: mankie on August 01, 2003, 10:21:00 am

I dated a girl that played the French Horn...it didn't last though, because everytime she gave me a blow-job she tried to shove her hand up my arse. (I think she ended up marrying Rhett!)

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: thirsty moore on August 01, 2003, 10:27:00 am

Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out.  Chuckle chuckle.
 
 

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Originally posted by mankie:
  I dated a girl that played the French Horn...it didn't last though, because everytime she gave me a blow-job she tried to shove her hand up my arse. (I think she ended up marrying Rhett!)

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: Celeste on August 01, 2003, 10:55:00 am

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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out.  Chuckle chuckle

or encourage mankie to "come out"?

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: mankie on August 01, 2003, 11:07:00 am

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Originally posted by Celeste:
   

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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out.  Chuckle chuckle

or encourage mankie to "come out"? [/b]

A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: Celeste on August 01, 2003, 11:10:00 am

well, maybe I did perpetuate the wrong idea--that anal pleasure is related to gayness--in my attempt to make a joke

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: thirsty moore on August 01, 2003, 11:26:00 am

Well, if it isn't "getting up" then perhaps something is awry.
 
   

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Originally posted by mankie:
 A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: mankie on August 01, 2003, 12:07:00 pm

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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  Well, if it isn't "getting up" then perhaps something is awry.
 
   

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Originally posted by mankie:
 A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.

[/b]

You're amongst friends here thirsty...it's okay to talk about it if it makes you feel better.

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: thirsty moore on August 01, 2003, 12:13:00 pm

I'll shout it from the mountaintop.
 
 Mankie, you were terrible in bed.
 
 

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Originally posted by mankie:
 You're amongst friends here thirsty...it's okay to talk about it if it makes you feel better.

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: mankie on August 01, 2003, 12:15:00 pm

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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
 [QB]
 
 I'll shout it from the mountaintop.
 
 Mankie, you were terrible in bed.
 
 

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 Sorry I couldn't get it up for you...I guess I'm not gay after all!

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: SPARX on August 07, 2003, 04:53:00 pm

The Spree will be on Conan next Friday the 15th.Also,they have found their french horn player.

Title: Re: Any good french horn players around?
Post by: chaz on August 08, 2003, 09:15:00 am

I saw a frenchman playing the horn outside the metro this AM.  Perhaps he's available!
 
 
 Sorry, couldn't resist......