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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 04:37:00 pm

Title: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 04:37:00 pm
Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you. In the interest of shaking things up a bit (no pun intended), I suggest we re-create Seinfeld's classic "Master of Your Domain" competition. For those of you who haven't seen the classic episode, the four Seinfeld-ians have a competition to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themself.
 
 So, who's in? I was thinking much like the episode, we'd use the honor system, although I do think we'll have a no girls allowed rule since we all know - unlike Elaine - they'll win easily.
 
 Just to clarify: no masterbation, no sex, no handjobs, footjobs, etc. Basically, no being brought to orgasm whatsoever. (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.) Also, I propose the losers pool their money and buy the winner a Master Of My Domain t-shirt off the Seinfeld website.
 
 Who's in? Competition now!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: vansmack on August 23, 2005, 04:38:00 pm
I'm out.  Dammit.
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: MindCage on August 23, 2005, 04:39:00 pm
What are you a priest?
 
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Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 04:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by MindCage:
  What are you a priest?
 
Faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR, actually.
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: vansmack on August 23, 2005, 04:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by MindCage:
  What are you a priest?
 
 
No, I was up for the competition, it's just that I'm already eliminated.
 
 I'm working from home today....
 
 Oh wait, you weren't talking to me.  Nevermind, nothing to see here.
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 23, 2005, 04:42:00 pm
hand over the t-shirt i've already won...
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: palahniukkubrick on August 23, 2005, 05:02:00 pm
no foot jobs? damn it, I'm out without even starting...
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: xneverwherex on August 23, 2005, 05:05:00 pm
im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation.   :eek:
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: ratioci nation on August 23, 2005, 05:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation.    :eek:  
are you trying to end the contest early, if so, keep telling us about it
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 05:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation.    :eek:  
The thread was labeled GUYS ONLY. Get out of our clubhouse!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 23, 2005, 05:09:00 pm
Your mom wouldn't be too happy if I told her I was abstaining from sex.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
  Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you. In the interest of shaking things up a bit (no pun intended), I suggest we re-create Seinfeld's classic "Master of Your Domain" competition. For those of you who haven't seen the classic episode, the four Seinfeld-ians have a competition to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themself.
 
 So, who's in? I was thinking much like the episode, we'd use the honor system, although I do think we'll have a no girls allowed rule since we all know - unlike Elaine - they'll win easily.
 
 Just to clarify: no masterbation, no sex, no handjobs, footjobs, etc. Basically, no being brought to orgasm whatsoever. (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.) Also, I propose the losers pool their money and buy the winner a Master Of My Domain t-shirt off the Seinfeld website.
 
 Who's in? Competition now!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 05:12:00 pm
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
  Your mom wouldn't be too happy if I told her I was abstaining from sex.
On the other hand, your wife would probably be thrilled!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Relaxer on August 23, 2005, 05:22:00 pm
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
  (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.)  
*Because* I'm married, I feel that I would win easily.
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 23, 2005, 05:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  *Because* I'm married, I feel that I would win easily.
Then join kosmo and myself in this fine competition!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: poorlulu on August 23, 2005, 05:36:00 pm
you guys are all wankers.........
 
 therefor no winner........
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: Sir HC on August 23, 2005, 06:03:00 pm
Have you been listening to Pinkerton?
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
Post by: palahniukkubrick on August 23, 2005, 06:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Have you been listening to Pinkerton?
I haven't listened to Pinkerton since 1992!
Title: Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
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