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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: ggw on August 24, 2005, 03:57:00 pm
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Given Cartel's multiplying name problems, I think they should go back to square one.
Some suggestions:
The Punters
Fico and the Fookers
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Given Cartel's multiplying name problems, I think they should go back to square one.
Some suggestions:
The Punters
Fico and the Fookers
This may actually come to pass sooner or later...so any name suggestions are welcome..we have one in mind but are open to suggestions...
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Originally posted by Fico:
we have one in mind but are open to suggestions...
I'm picking up on the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" of this statement, and I understand completely. Just so you know, I am entirely honored and have no problem with you all re-naming your band "Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR". It's tight, just be sure to thank me in the liner notes when you make it big.
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how about Fico?
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Fico:
we have one in mind but are open to suggestions...
I'm picking up on the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" of this statement, and I understand completely. Just so you know, I am entirely honored and have no problem with you all re-naming your band "Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR". It's tight, just be sure to thank me in the liner notes when you make it big. [/b]
for some strange reason I seem to constantly associate Julian with Casablancas..
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BEN'S CHILI BOWL!
(sorry)
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Originally posted by amnesiac:
BEN'S CHILI BOWL!
(sorry)
Don't apoligize, that was my next joke.
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Oligopoly?
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Roadbuilder.
Cheesesteak.
Marmalade.
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<img src="http://www.absolutepunk.net/theleak/photo.gif" alt=" - " />
go with the acronym
CAPB
Cartel are Punk Bitches
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runny catchy
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The Bar Nuns
:cool:
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Originally posted by econo:
Roadbuilder.
Cheesesteak.
Marmalade.
i think it should actually be Uncle Cheesteak
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Cartagena.
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How about THE OTHER CARTEL ARE DOUCHEBAGS
TOCAD for short, of course.
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The Pablo Escobar Experience
The Rayful Edmund Fitzgeralds
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Originally posted by Bags:
TOCAD for short, of course.
or maybe "Toke Dad"
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Having flashbacks. Anything but "The Wizards"....
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Le Trac
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Originally posted by general grievous:
i think it should actually be Uncle Cheesteak
Add an Uncle to all of my band names, except Cartagena.
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Le Trac
KMFDM did it
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Originally posted by econo:
Add an Uncle to all of my band names, except Cartagena.
Uncle Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR
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Cartel UKMC
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Naked Noriega's
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Jungle bachata
The queens of merengue
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a few good song titles:
Rusholme Ruffians
Blue Jay Way
Primary
Onward, Fat Girl
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how about
Presale Password
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http://www.bandnamemaker.com (http://www.bandnamemaker.com)
my personal fave would have to be cartel of the smelly gig...........
most excellent name.......
you would be wise to consider it fico........
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although you could always go with....
the good cartel
the cartel that doesn't suck
our cartel has a ginger
the original cartel
cartel then ggw's little TM right after
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Uncle Bitchez
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Cartel-182?
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Originally posted by poorlulu:
although you could always go with....
the original cartel
cartel then ggw's little TM right after
great minds think alike :D
or
Cartel the Unstoppable Trademark
The Trademark Cartel
SailorStarr^
Wired/Tired
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Cartel, Ltd.
(but then the "ltd." is apparently never to be said with your name)
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Rhett's Bitch Wife
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The Banana Hammocks
The Plum Smugglers
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Julian's Orgasm-Free Life
(JOFL)
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Rhett's Bitch Wife
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Julian's Orgasm-Free Life
(JOFL)
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Rhett's Bitch Wife
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Either are fine by me. I just want to see a band name themself after some petty inside joke from 930.com. I don't care at who's expense.
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I'm in agreement with you there. Using that naming criteria would probably give them more indie cred than using something generic, like "Cartel". Also, they probably wouldn't have to worry about some other band having that name.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Julian's Orgasm-Free Life
(JOFL)
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Rhett's Bitch Wife
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Either are fine by me. I just want to see a band name themself after some petty inside joke from 930.com. I don't care at who's expense. [/b]
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we had a thread before about band names, and there were some good ones in there ... ggw?
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Sacrifico
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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
we had a thread before about band names, and there were some good ones in there ... ggw?
http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009324 (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009324)
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Sacrifico
LOL
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
we had a thread before about band names, and there were some good ones in there ... ggw?
http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009324 (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009324) [/b]
thanks ... i like "the hot vestibules"
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
I am entirely honored and have no problem with you all re-naming your band "Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR".
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
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BananaPeel
Board joke, male, 'appealing', and a reference to the great British DJ, John Peel.
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Originally posted by amnesiac:
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
Everyone would think it's an homage to the New Pornographers, though.
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The Speakeasies
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The One-Eyed Snake and the Two Balls.
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Cartell the Other Cartel to 'Suck It'
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The Contrarians
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Originally posted by econo:
Roadbuilder.
Cheesesteak.
Marmalade.
Did I ever tell you that you remind me of maniacs #4,764-to-#4,782 from the movie 10,000 Maniacs?
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The Whom
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Sensations in Crime
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The Dandy Dicks
Tito Jackson Hole
Takoma Parker Posey
Orion's Beltway Bandits
Arthur Dental Floss
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C.A.R.T.E.L.
but whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks. it worked for Linkin Park.
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks. it worked for Linkin Park.
Um... how exactly?
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linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks... figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez...
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2 vs. 1
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Um... how exactly?
They renamed themselves Clinkin' Park.
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks... figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez...
Oh, I knew they used to be Hybrid Theory or something, but never knew it was to get closer to Limp Biscuit on the shelves. I thought you were saying THEY tried to get closer to Coldplay.
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More suggestions:
Chroma (it's the name of the OTHER Cartel's LP)
Turd Ferguson
sonickteam3.141592654
Marion Berry's Crackpipe
Federal Approval For Drilling Jenna Bush's Wetlands
Hilary Duff's Muff
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
linkin park changed their name in order to closer to damp scones in the cd racks... figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez...
Oh, I knew they used to be Hybrid Theory or something, but never knew it was to get closer to Limp Biscuit on the shelves. I thought you were saying THEY tried to get closer to Coldplay. [/b]
it was a bit unclear... but then again Coldplay weren't really around when they broke...
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Turd Ferguson
:D :D :D
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El Cock-o Blanco y Los Pornos de tu Madre
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Goya
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Everyone Gets Laid
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No Tables Seats or Chairs
Or
The Club is Dark
Or
Pre Sale
Or
The Baltimorons
Or
The Ticketbastards
Or
Better than Exit Clov
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The Wiggers
or
Wish We Were Brits
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Mind the Gap
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Bukkake: the band!
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Tube Station Bombers
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Love You Longtime
Fashion Martyrs
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Open Bar
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Extradition Treaty
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Widespread Panic
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TBA
or
Special Guests
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Panic in Detroit
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Tigers in the Woods
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BigYawn presents Cartel.dc
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Main Road
;)
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the pub's got a wi-fi hotspot? keep it clean lads...
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Laughing Tackle
Dogs Bollox
Lance's Missing Testicle
Doping Scandal
Hooters and the Blow Job
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
the pub's got a wi-fi hotspot? keep it clean lads...
Kosmo's Vinyl!
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Le Tour De Ass
Nightclub 4:20 (may require you becoming a jam band)
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How about
The Old Pornographers
When the people were hairy and the tits were real.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by amnesiac:
Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers
Everyone would think it's an homage to the New Pornographers, though. [/b]
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Cartel Of The 21st Century
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Cartel Sr.
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In honor of the naming contoversy itself:
Cartelgate
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The Will Pugh Project
(lead singer of other cartel)
you take our name, we take yours
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German Kartell,
from French cartel,
from Italian cartello, placard,
from Medieval Latin cartellus,
charter, diminutive of Latin charta,
Take your pick really.
OR
Synonyms: bunch, chain, combine, conglomerate, consortium, corporation, crew, crowd, gang, holding company, megacorp, merger, mob, monopoly, multinational, outfit, pool, ring, syndicate, trust
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Originally posted by general grievous:
The Will Pugh Project
(lead singer of other cartel)
you take our name, we take yours
I would be more antagonistic with it, but still, best idea so far (BEN'S CHILI BOWL aside).
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shirtless dudes
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Xenolithe/marioporn.jpg" alt=" - " />
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The 30 Year Old Virgins
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Stand Up, Get Down. He Left? You're Right!
I guarantee, pitchfork will give you a 8.5 just on name alone. They eat that shit up.
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so far presale password, rhett's bitch wife, and turd ferguson have been the best (ben's chili bowl is in its own league).
how about:
spanky
sinister ted
janice dickinson's butthole
the sittin' on broken glass social club
honey, I smoked the kids
soniqueteam4
dirty limericks
mooby
the swollen urethras
sinister larry
the 2000 ton midget
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Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
or maybe do it retro and be Super_____
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How about the Porky Midgets?
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
No, that's last year. The new thing is sentences of small words that mean mostly nothing like in my above. (see also "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah", "Get Him Eat Him", etc.)
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I can't believe I'm the first to suggest:
Cartellica
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Battle Lynn
The Hollow Hope
Disobedience in Focus
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Someone should have told that to Amusement Parks on Fire
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.
No, that's last year. The new thing is sentences of small words that mean mostly nothing like in my above. (see also "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah", "Get Him Eat Him", etc.) [/b]
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Death Cab for Kylie