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Title: SHUT UP!
Post by: markie on February 20, 2003, 11:40:00 pm
How excited am I?<P>    <BR>FEBRUARY TV APPEARANCES<BR>Regis & Kelly - February 21 @ 9AM on ABC<BR>Conan 0'Brien - February 25 <BR>Carson Daly Show - February 26<P>MARCH TOUR DATES<BR>3/12 - DENVER, CO<BR>GOTHIC THEATRE<BR>3/14 - LAWRENCE, KS<BR>GRANADA<BR>3/15 - SAUGET, IL<BR>POP'S<BR>3/16 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN <BR>EMERSON THEATRE <BR>03/21/03 - DETROIT, MI<BR>ST. ANDREWS HALL<P>03/22/03 - CHICAGO, IL<BR>VIC THEATER<P>03/27/03 - PHILADELPHIA, PA<BR>THEATER OF THE LIVING ARTS<P>03/28/03 - NEW YORK, NY<BR>IRVING PLAZA<P>03/29/03 - BOSTON, MA<BR>AXIS<P><B>03/31/03 - WASHINGTON, DC<BR>THE BLACK CAT</B><BR>
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Post by: paige on February 21, 2003, 12:45:00 am
bahhhhhh
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Post by: markie on February 21, 2003, 12:47:00 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by paige:<BR><B>bahhhhhh</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>oh Paige, have you got your wooly jumper on just for me.<P>Keep making that noise, I find it arousing.<P><BR>Why dont you love Kelly?
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Post by: paige on February 21, 2003, 01:08:00 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> oh Paige, have you got your wooly jumper on just for me.<P>Keep making that noise, I find it arousing.<P><BR>Why dont you love Kelly?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>yes i do<BR>bahhhhhhhhhhh<P><BR>i dont love kelly because... well. i just dont. make sure to send me pictures from her show though, and the tears of joy that stream down your face when you SWEAR that she looked at you when she was singing.<BR>
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Post by: kurosawa-b/w on February 21, 2003, 09:06:00 am
I was wondering how long it would take for you to notice that show, Markie.
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 21, 2003, 09:21:00 am
i dunna know if the black cat will be big enough for this show... with all the equipment needed to make kelly sound like shes an actual singer... will there be room left for actual punters?
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Post by: Fico on February 21, 2003, 10:50:00 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kosmo:<BR><B>i dunna know if the black cat will be big enough for this show... with all the equipment needed to make kelly sound like shes an actual singer... will there be room left for actual punters?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Thank god to Pro Tools and other singing software... Kelly is as poor a singer as Cher... "do yeaououou beliiiiive "...<BR>
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Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on February 21, 2003, 12:08:00 pm
I just wonder if she'll be bringing that ugly little toad that she's dating from that useless Nu Metal band??? You know,the ex- junkie....
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Post by: sonickteam2 on February 21, 2003, 02:27:00 pm
I thought she was dating the guy from The Used?  <P>dirty whore
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Post by: poorlulu on February 21, 2003, 02:36:00 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sonickteam2:<BR><B><P>dirty whore</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>in markie's dreams.......
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Post by: keithstg on February 21, 2003, 02:43:00 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by imrotten:<BR><B>I just wonder if she'll be bringing that ugly little toad that she's dating from that useless Nu Metal band??? You know,the ex- junkie....</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I believe that is Bert McCracken from the Used. And yes, they are useless.
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Post by: ggw on February 21, 2003, 02:48:00 pm
This explains why Markie is always saying "Phil McCracken".......
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Post by: sonickteam2 on February 21, 2003, 02:53:00 pm
or maybe its cause of the neverending stream of intelligent things he says daily!!<P>
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Post by: paige on February 21, 2003, 04:14:00 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by keithstg:<BR><B> I believe that is Bert McCracken from the Used. And yes, they are useless.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>and dirty. and gross.
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Post by: markie on February 21, 2003, 09:00:00 pm
be nice to Kelly, all you lot are just jealous of her talent and looks......<P> (http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2002/osbourne.042902.jpg)
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Post by: jadetree on February 21, 2003, 09:04:00 pm
Wonder if Jack will be there, not likely.
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Post by: markie on February 21, 2003, 09:10:00 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jadetree:<BR><B>Wonder if Jack will be there, not likely.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>If Jack goes do you think he will bring his Teddy?
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Post by: jadetree on February 21, 2003, 09:12:00 pm
I don't think Teddy likes shows, he doesn't go very often anymore.
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Post by: markie on February 21, 2003, 09:13:00 pm
well teddy is old and worn out looking. He must be frightened about losing bits of himself.
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Post by: jackosbourne on February 21, 2003, 09:20:00 pm
He keeps asking everybody if they are taking him to David
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Post by: markie on February 21, 2003, 09:24:00 pm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jackosbourne:<BR><B>He keeps asking everybody if they are taking him to David</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I am scared there is something artificial about davids intelligence...
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Post by: happiness is all the rage on February 22, 2003, 01:08:00 am
i think she looks rather sharon-like there...<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> (http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2002/osbourne.042902.jpg)  </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
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Post by: paige on February 22, 2003, 01:30:00 am
sharons hot though. she isn't
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 22, 2003, 09:04:00 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B>be nice to Kelly, all you lot are just jealous of her talent and looks......<P>  (http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2002/osbourne.042902.jpg)  </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>hold on here... isn't markie's affections towards kelly infringing on vansmacks mo?  i think a little timeout is order for markie.
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Post by: ggw on February 25, 2003, 10:56:00 am
What a happy day for Markie:<P><I><B>Us magazine reports that Kelly Osbourne is back on the market. She and Used singer Bert McCracken have split. That might explain why The Used aren't on this summer's Ozzfest tour. </B></I>
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Post by: Henry Dark on February 25, 2003, 11:09:00 am
Some liberal emotionalist is sure to write a song about this event.
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Post by: markie on February 25, 2003, 11:34:00 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ggw:<BR><B>What a happy day for Markie:<P><I> Kelly Osbourne is back on the market. </B></I><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Shut UP!<P>wow I will be taking roses to the show with me for certain now..... I think I may end up being one of those creepy fans....
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Post by: chills on February 25, 2003, 11:48:00 am
i'm betting she'll no-show for fear of a terrorist attack.