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Title: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 10:51:00 am
She is extremely hot and she practically gets nude on stage...so i gotta go to this show, but i have yet to hear her music, how shitty is it?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 10:53:00 am
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Originally posted by tinygee:
 she practically gets nude on stage...
then who cares how good her music is.  think of this.  at strip clubs, they play Bon Jovi and Notorious BIG.....could it be worse than that?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Frank Gallagher on October 15, 2004, 11:42:00 am
Is that the actress chick? I'd love to shag her...even my wife said she'd shag her if she ever had a lesbian moment. (I live in hope)
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 11:45:00 am
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
  Is that the actress chick? I'd love to shag her...even my wife said she'd shag her if she ever had a lesbian moment. (I live in hope)
yea you can definitely tell she would be unreal in the bedroom. ive had a thing for her ever since the first time i saw natural born killers.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 11:48:00 am
yes, its the actress chick
 
 
  This web page has some pics and mp3s on it (http://www.solace.mh.se/~alpha/jlwp/juliette_lewis_and_the_licks.htm)
 
 
   <img src="http://www.ause.org/ezine/0003/002/images/warped-tour/juliette-and-the-licks.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 11:50:00 am
she is almost naked!!!! (http://www.ause.org/ezine/0003/002/pages/juliette-and-the-licks.php)
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: nkotb on October 15, 2004, 12:01:00 pm
Wow, her underwear!  Man, imagine how excited sonick would get if he ever really SAW a naked girl!!!
 
 
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  she is almost naked!!!! (http://www.ause.org/ezine/0003/002/pages/juliette-and-the-licks.php)
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 15, 2004, 12:04:00 pm
So which turns you guys on the most:
 
 1 her armpit stubble
 2. her chubby stomach
 3. her belly button hair
 
 ???
 
 Actress Juliette Lewis has stripped off her make-up for a provocative photoshoot - to prove you don't have to be glossy to ooze sex appeal. With armpit stubble, chubby stomach and belly button hair, Lewis - who dated Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt for five years in the early 1990s - insists the Pamela Anderson look is not what being sexy is all about. She says, "What you exude, your sexuality, is just a part of yourself. So a manufactured sex appeal, which includes an open mouth and lip gloss and bright colours, this is the American porn sex appeal which has nothing to do with sex... It's like blow-up dolls. I could do that. Very easily. It's not like I can't. It's just never been my objective."
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 15, 2004, 12:09:00 pm
the problem with her "performing" at the black cat is i don't recall ever seeing any brass poles there...
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 12:20:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotbie:
  Wow, her underwear!  Man, imagine how excited sonick would get if he ever really SAW a naked girl!!!
 
   
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  she is almost naked!!!! (http://www.ause.org/ezine/0003/002/pages/juliette-and-the-licks.php)
[/b]
girls dont get naked in Canada, its too cold
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 12:21:00 pm
well to go to the show rather than seeing her on a screen would increase my chances of boning her.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: dotdot on October 15, 2004, 12:36:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  well to go to the show rather than seeing her on a screen would increase my chances of boning her.
I can see why you're so desperate to see her now after that comment... you must have such charming ways with women.
 
 Fuck Juliette Lewis.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ggw on October 15, 2004, 12:37:00 pm
Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 12:39:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
my girlfriend thinks shes NOT attractive. i cant really put my finger on whats so great about her.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: dotdot on October 15, 2004, 12:39:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
No, I think Courtney Love is "cuter."
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ratioci nation on October 15, 2004, 12:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
no
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 12:47:00 pm
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Originally posted by dotdot:
   
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
No, I think Courtney Love is "cuter." [/b]
what are you nuts???courtney love? shes a fucking crackwhore....
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: dotdot on October 15, 2004, 12:48:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
   
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Originally posted by dotdot:
   
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
No, I think Courtney Love is "cuter." [/b]
what are you nuts???courtney love? shes a fucking crackwhore.... [/b]
I know.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 15, 2004, 01:05:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
there would be a no talking  rule for our engagement
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 15, 2004, 01:10:00 pm
Figure the source. Kelly Osborne passes for attractive on this board.
 
 
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 01:25:00 pm
thats your thing huh guy? starting messageboard disputes?? why would i find kelly osborne attractive, how does she compare to juliette lewis? shes fat just like you. what a butthead.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: markie on October 15, 2004, 01:31:00 pm
Is it me or does she look like iggy pop in the picures I cannot post....? I dont find her attractive.
 
 I prefer this:  <img src="http://radioactif.com/imgshowbiz/1180.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: vansmack on October 15, 2004, 02:09:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Am I the only one that finds Juliette Lewis totally not attractive?
Smackie, always known as an equal opportunity lender when it comes to women, finds Juliette Lewis very hit or miss.  At times I think she's very sexy, other times, I find her appalling.  I don't think she's hot by any stretch of the imagination.
 
 I did enjoy her strip tease.  Was that in Strange Days?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 02:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 I did enjoy her strip tease.  Was that in Strange Days?
yes.  she's got that hotness of some girl you'd meet at a show/bar/wherever.  nothing you'd see in Maxim (but i never see any of those girls in real life, nor do i read Maxim for that matter)
 
   she's like some girl you'd meet at a show, get really drunk, go back to her place, walk home the next morning and hope no one saw you on the way.
 
   but you'd look for her at the next show.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Celeste on October 15, 2004, 02:53:00 pm
I don't see any armpit hair...and her stomach is hardly chubby...but this getup sure is tacky...
 
  <img src="http://www.ause.org/ezine/0003/002/images/juliette-and-the-licks/juliette-lewis-and-the-licks-015.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: thirsty moore on October 15, 2004, 03:01:00 pm
I saw some chick at a party in Mt. Pleasant wearing heels and kneepads.  My friend called her chlamydia throat.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ggw on October 15, 2004, 03:06:00 pm
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
 yes.  she's got that hotness of some girl you'd meet at a show/bar/wherever.  nothing you'd see in Maxim (but i never see any of those girls in real life, nor do i read Maxim for that matter)
 
   she's like some girl you'd meet at a show, get really drunk, go back to her place, walk home the next morning and hope no one saw you on the way.
 
   but you'd look for her at the next show.
And you wonder why Baltimore didn't score higher than third on the STD survey....
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 03:12:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 And you wonder why Baltimore didn't score higher than third on the STD survey....
no.  the girl you would meet in Baltimore....would be a guy.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: on October 15, 2004, 03:21:00 pm
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
 
yes.  she's got that hotness of some girl you'd meet at a show/bar??? [/b][/QUOTE]
 How often do you hang out in show/bars?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 03:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by marquee smith:
   
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
 
yes.  she's got that hotness of some girl you'd meet at a show/bar??? [/b]
How often do you hang out in show/bars? [/b][/QUOTE]
 
  you mean a "showbar"?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: on October 15, 2004, 03:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  you mean a "showbar"?    <img src="http://www.project-equinox.de/dvd/pictures/cast/geoffrey_lewis.jpg" alt=" - " />
Dunno.  Do tell..?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 03:38:00 pm
the whole point to this fucking post was to see how bad her music was, because i have yet to hear it...and look at those pictures of her...she isnt hot??? yes ill admit she is only hot in that total whore kind of way, but it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: thirsty moore on October 15, 2004, 03:40:00 pm
What if she doesn't know any?  All of that posing could be making up for inadequacies elsewhere.
 
 
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Originally posted by tinygee:
 but it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 03:44:00 pm
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Originally posted by econo:
  What if she doesn't know any?  All of that posing could be making up for inadequacies elsewhere.
 
   
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Originally posted by tinygee:
 but it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
[/b]
not a chance.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Celeste on October 15, 2004, 03:48:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  the whole point to this fucking post was to see how bad her music was, because i have yet to hear it...and look at those pictures of her...she isnt hot??? yes ill admit she is only hot in that total whore kind of way, but it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
how old are you? "tricks...in the sac"? c'mon!you're either really old or really young
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ggw on October 15, 2004, 03:53:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
 it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
I don't want to know:
 
 sac    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (sk)
 n.
 
 1. A pouch or bursa.
 2. An encysted abscess at the root of a tooth.
 3. The capsule of a tumor or the envelope of a cyst.
 4. A pouch or pouchlike structure in a plant or an animal, sometimes filled with fluid.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: markie on October 15, 2004, 03:58:00 pm
likewise for tricks:
 
 An act of prostitution.
 
 A prostitute's customer.
 
 A session carried out by a prostitute with a client.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 04:00:00 pm
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Originally posted by Celeste:
   
Quote
Originally posted by tinygee:
  the whole point to this fucking post was to see how bad her music was, because i have yet to hear it...and look at those pictures of her...she isnt hot??? yes ill admit she is only hot in that total whore kind of way, but it has to make you wonder about what tricks she knows in the sac.
how old are you? "tricks...in the sac"? c'mon!you're either really old or really young [/b]
obviously he's not as cool as you, celeste.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: thirsty moore on October 15, 2004, 04:00:00 pm
I think tinygee meant that he was sure Ms. Lewis could pull off the triple lindy.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 04:09:00 pm
what makes all of you think you are so fucking smart? no one can make a single statement without one of you fucking geeks analyzing it and determining the smallest detail that could be off. the whole point to this thread was to express an opinion, if your opinion differs from mine,(mind you that this is about a fucking actress that none of us will ever meet) then fine, but you cant change my opinion with your pointless and negative comments.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ggw on October 15, 2004, 04:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
 (mind you that this is about a fucking actress that none of us will ever meet)
Does that mean you won't be "boning" her after all?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: tinygee on October 15, 2004, 04:17:00 pm
i was being sarcastic you scumbag.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 04:17:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  mind you that this is about a fucking actress that none of us will ever meet)
you never know when you just might meet someone famous and hit it off with them....
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 15, 2004, 04:21:00 pm
Did I ever tell you guys the story about the blue haired girl who gave me Pixies tickets?
 
 
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
   
Quote
Originally posted by tinygee:
  mind you that this is about a fucking actress that none of us will ever meet)
you never know when you just might meet someone famous and hit it off with them.... [/b]
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: bearman🐻 on October 15, 2004, 04:26:00 pm
Hey, is she going to play a triple bill with Dogstar and 30 Odd Foot of Grunts?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: sonickteam2 on October 15, 2004, 04:29:00 pm
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Originally posted by bunnyman:
  Hey, is she going to play a triple bill with Dogstar and 30 Odd Foot of Grunts?
i was waiting for that comment
 
  30 seconds to mars could play too , no?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: markie on October 15, 2004, 04:31:00 pm
Perhaps the original line up of Phantom Planet could headline?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: Celeste on October 15, 2004, 04:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Did I ever tell you guys the story about the blue haired girl who gave me crabs?
 
please honey, not again   ;)
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: thirsty moore on October 15, 2004, 04:47:00 pm
One time I was hanging out in B'more and I saw Winona Ryder say to a homeless person that she didn't have any money.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: ggw on October 15, 2004, 04:49:00 pm
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Originally posted by econo:
  One time I was hanging out in B'more and I saw Winona Ryder say to a homeless person that she didn't have any money.
Did you bone her?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: thirsty moore on October 15, 2004, 04:51:00 pm
No, I had just released an album and didn't want it to tank.
 
 Did I ever tell you all about the puerto rican tranny that I took to the outback steak house?
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: vansmack on October 15, 2004, 05:09:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  what makes all of you think you are so fucking smart?
Well, you did think well of us to ask what we thought Ms. Lewis show would be like.  
 
 If you read back in here somewhere, I talked about seeing her in OC one day back in July.  I think I said "Julliette Lewis and the Licks could be the worst thing I've ever seen, yet I was still turned on" or somethig of that sort.  Which isn't a whole lot different from what this thread says, except that there seems to be a debate as to who would be turned on and who wouldn't.  There aren't a whole lot of people saying that musically, she's that gifted.  It's a train wreck really, and the sex part of the train wreck seems to be the selling point.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: dotdot on October 15, 2004, 05:30:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  what makes all of you think you are so fucking smart? no one can make a single statement without one of you fucking geeks analyzing it and determining the smallest detail that could be off.
Hey Tiny, go apeshit.
Title: Re: Juliette Lewis, black cat? gotta see it
Post by: on October 15, 2004, 06:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by tinygee:
  what makes all of you think you are so fucking smart? no one can make a single statement without one of you fucking geeks analyzing it and determining the smallest detail that could be off. the whole point to this thread was to express an opinion, if your opinion differs from mine,(mind you that this is about a fucking actress that none of us will ever meet) then fine, but you cant change my opinion with your pointless and negative comments.
Can so.