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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: K8teebug on September 20, 2007, 11:55:00 am

Title: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: K8teebug on September 20, 2007, 11:55:00 am
Has anyone else tried this yet?  I believe it to be one of the best food items ever invented.  Deep milk chocolate, pieces of applewood smoked bacon, and a touch of smoked salt...in other words, food heaven.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: edbert on September 20, 2007, 11:59:00 am
was this an Elvis Presley invention?
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Post by: SalParadise on September 20, 2007, 12:05:00 pm
i thought this was gonna be about a new bar that serves different types of bacon.
 
 hmm..
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Post by: tigersscareme on September 20, 2007, 12:26:00 pm
i've heard there's a local place that can't keep it in stock.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: themaestro on September 20, 2007, 12:33:00 pm
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Originally posted by SalParadise:
  i thought this was gonna be about a new bar that serves different types of bacon.
 
 hmm..
Same here, though now I want to try one of these.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: SalParadise on September 20, 2007, 12:51:00 pm
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Originally posted by themaestro:
   
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Originally posted by SalParadise:
  i thought this was gonna be about a new bar that serves different types of bacon.
 
 hmm..
Same here, though now I want to try one of these. [/b]
"bartender, i'll take 3 applewoods, 2 crispy canadians.. and a slice of raw*. and a pint of bass."
 
 * - comes w/ a free shot of wild turkey
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: Samantha on September 20, 2007, 01:04:00 pm
I've always been a big fan of ice cream
 
 just sayin
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Post by: TheDirector217 on September 20, 2007, 01:59:00 pm
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Originally posted by K8teebug:
  Has anyone else tried this yet?  I believe it to be one of the best food items ever invented.  Deep milk chocolate, pieces of applewood smoked bacon, and a touch of smoked salt...in other words, food heaven.
Who invented this shit, Homer Simpson???
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: K8teebug on September 20, 2007, 03:40:00 pm
Vosges.
 
 I know it sounds strange, but trust me, it's amazing.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: miss pretentious on September 20, 2007, 03:44:00 pm
they are even out of stock on the vosges site.
 
 "Bacon Exotic Candy Bar - New
 Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate
 
 Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination.
 
 Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it--chocolate.
 --Katrina"
 
   <img src="http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/images/uploads/MosbaconBarPop.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: bearman🐻 on September 20, 2007, 04:23:00 pm
Sounds like something invented by Satan himself. For as much as I want to say "eeewww", I'm dying to try it too.
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Post by: Samantha on September 20, 2007, 05:42:00 pm
how emo
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Post by: bikerchickdc on September 21, 2007, 09:23:00 am
The description sounds very nummy indeed but that picture... ugh. Looks like the bacon bar has already been used...
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Post by: godsshoeshine on September 21, 2007, 09:49:00 am
i almost had a heart attack reading this
 
 and i still want one
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: K8teebug on September 21, 2007, 12:33:00 pm
You can get them at Ma Petite Shoe on the Avenue in Hampden (Baltimore).
 
 The front of the store sells shoes and the back of the store is a chocolate store.
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Post by: vansmack on September 21, 2007, 12:58:00 pm
If it's anything like the voodoo donut I had in Portland, I'll pass.
 
 I think I'm still in altered state from that thing...
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: Random Citizen on September 21, 2007, 11:23:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  If it's anything like the voodoo donut I had in Portland, I'll pass.
 
 I think I'm still in altered state from that thing...
Ah, the secret of how to get through the rainy season is revealed.  ;)
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Post by: Jaguar on September 22, 2007, 05:11:00 am
Sounds like some kind of Scottish gourmet treat akin to an upscale fried Mars Bar.
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Post by: K8teebug on September 24, 2007, 08:24:00 am
I heart voodoo donut.
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Post by: jd930 on September 24, 2007, 01:45:00 pm
So I was curious about what a voodoo doughnut was and found their website.  Sounds like an interesting  place.  From their Events page:
 
 THE ANNUAL COCKFEST
 Hey boys!! How many doughnuts can you stack on your dick?? Enter the Annual Cockfest to find out. This event takes place once a year in the springtime, so you have plenty of tme to practice.
 
 And I really can't wait to try the Bacon Bar.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: Samantha on September 24, 2007, 04:14:00 pm
are you allowed to smoosh the donuts?
 
 (I have a really tiny cock)
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: sweetcell on September 24, 2007, 09:22:00 pm
my rooster's neck is really long, so if i can hold him down long enough to slip donuts over his beak (and he doesn't peck at them so they fall off), i could totally win this contest.
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: Jaguar on September 24, 2007, 10:08:00 pm
According to legend, I would assume that The Director would win this one.
 
 Miss P., would you care to be one of the judges for this one?
Title: Re: Vosges Bacon Bar
Post by: TheDirector217 on September 25, 2007, 02:04:00 pm
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Originally posted by Jaguar:
  According to legend, I would assume that The Director would win this one.
 
HEY! I resemble that remark . . .