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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: yinzer on July 18, 2006, 09:59:00 am
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http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/18/movies/18crit.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/18/movies/18crit.html)
mine is pearl harbor. i cannot believe i ever saw that movie.
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King Arthur was a truly painful experience.. i rarely look at my watch during movies
runner-up Nacho Libre which I saw for free and still paid to much...
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AVP was pretty awful. But it also begs a sequel...what happens to that chick who survives? Does she become a superhero? As Daredevil begat Elektra, so AVP begats Superchick.
GRRRRRREAT TOPIC, BTW
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The worst movie I ever paid to see at a theater is Batman & Robin. The second worst is Godzilla (the 1998 remake with Matthew Broderick, not the classic original). Neither are in the past five years, but I mention them for context. I think Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is certainly one of the worst I've seen in the past couple years. It somehow managed to get everything wrong that the first Pirates movie got right.
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I thought Independence Day was pretty awful.
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Chronicles of Riddick. But it Was interesting to note that in the far future they still use those toggle switches you can buy down at yer local ACE hardware. Those simple toggle switches are gonna be around forever. They were in ALIENS, too.
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i saw twister when i was home one time to visit my parents. holy shit was that ever stupid. bill paxton might be the worst actor ever. his performance in weird science was obviously superb though.
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Originally posted by Darth Ed:
The worst movie I ever paid to see at a theater is Batman & Robin.
This is the correct answer.
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War of the Worlds
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Troy, awful
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superman
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i think that what i cannot stand or abide about almost all of these movies is that they are just completely divorced from reality in every way imaginable. i mean, i can be fine with whatever the initial premise of the movie is. for instance, aliens invading the planet, but don't have the whole family reuniting in boston all happy and shit like the end of the war of the worlds. what the fuck is that? it's spielberg is what it is. he's made some great flicks, but he cannot help it with the cheesiness in almost any film he has ever made.
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Originally posted by Darth Ed:
The worst movie I ever paid to see at a theater is Batman & Robin. The second worst is Godzilla (the 1998 remake with Matthew Broderick, not the classic original). Neither are in the past five years, but I mention them for context. I think Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is certainly one of the worst I've seen in the past couple years. It somehow managed to get everything wrong that the first Pirates movie got right.
I agree with everything in this post 100%.
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The totally not fantastic Fanstastic Four.
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Last five years? Superman Returns.
Overall...probably Batman and Robin, though now I can go back and watch it and laugh at the silliness.
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Originally posted by Alex:
Last five years? Superman Returns.
Really? What was so awful about Superman Returns? I saw it twice, once on my own and once with my 8 year old. I mean it wasn't great, but I can easily name a dozen movies from the last 5 years that were far worse. Do you not get out to the movies much?
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Davinci Code
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Collateral.
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I think any bad movie can be improved greatly by putting two magic words at the beginning of the title: Stephen King's. Try it yourself.
Stephen King's 40 Year Old Virgin
Stephen King's Chronicles Of Riddick
Stephen King's King Kong
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definitely "War of the Worlds", although i remember a lot of you actually liking it
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Originally posted by Shadrach:
Originally posted by Alex:
Last five years? Superman Returns.
Really? What was so awful about Superman Returns? I saw it twice, once on my own and once with my 8 year old. I mean it wasn't great, but I can easily name a dozen movies from the last 5 years that were far worse. Do you not get out to the movies much? [/b]
no i really dont go to the movies that offen, plus it was the quickest i could come up with something, now looking back i will say Hulk, although i still think superman sucked.
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Hey Dude, where's my car?
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Originally posted by Big KC:
Davinci Code
you know i must be still blocking this from my memory... a true stink fest
i liked the Superman movie, but it suffered from the same knocks Spiderman and Batman Returns had, which is they spend so much time telling us the back story in order to reintroduce the franchise. the elements are in place for a couple of good sequels...
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I go to one movie a year in the theater, and it's rarely in the summer.
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Originally posted by definitivedoodle:
Originally posted by Shadrach:
Originally posted by Alex:
Last five years? Superman Returns.
Really? What was so awful about Superman Returns? I saw it twice, once on my own and once with my 8 year old. I mean it wasn't great, but I can easily name a dozen movies from the last 5 years that were far worse. Do you not get out to the movies much? [/b]
no i really dont go to the movies that offen, plus it was the quickest i could come up with something, now looking back i will say Hulk, although i still think superman sucked. [/b]
yea, i second Hulk, probably one of worst over-hyped and big budgeted summer movies ever made
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i didnt even need to think about this one.
the hulk.
YOU CANT SEE A DAMN THING THE ENTIRE MOVIE. ITS TOO DARK.
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I'm glad I don't hang out with you guys.
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When you factor in the fact that Hulk was directed by Ang Lee it was a total let down.
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Hulk 2: Brokeback Green Mountain
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Originally posted by Shadrach:
When you factor in the fact that Hulk was directed by Ang Lee it was a total let down.
And with Eric Bana. :p
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I think the first half to two-thirds of The Hulk is actually rather good. Ang Lee's visual approach to filming a comic book is very interesting. It doesn't get really stupid until Nick Nolte shows up and the movie is basically ruined from then on with a lot of over-the-top acting and extremely poor writing.
I think I will amend my earlier response and say that Elektra is the worst summer movie I've seen in the past five years.
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Originally posted by The Cooler:
Originally posted by Shadrach:
When you factor in the fact that Hulk was directed by Ang Lee it was a total let down.
And with Eric Bana. :p [/b]
Did you see Chopper?
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