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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Frank Gallagher on January 25, 2006, 06:59:00 am

Title: Personal ads.....
Post by: Frank Gallagher on January 25, 2006, 06:59:00 am

...here's a decoder for the blokes who are thinking of responding to the personals placed by women...
 
 
 40-ish ........................ 49.
 Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
 Athletic ...................... No breasts
 Average looking .......... Moooo.
 Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
 Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
 Feminist .................... Fat
 Free spirit .................. Junkie
 Friendship first .......... Former slut.
 New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
 Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
 Open-minded ............. Desperate
 Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
 Professional .............. Bitch
 Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
 Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
 Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

Title: Re: Personal ads.....
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 25, 2006, 10:21:00 am

I'll have to check my wife's ad to see how many of those she used.