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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: flawd101 on October 28, 2003, 05:52:00 pm
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i find it funny but my sister ran in the hizzy(house) after school today yelling "someone stole my pants." i find it funny and awkward for marshmellow girl to say this, she says in first period (gym) she was changing, got up to give something to a friend and when she returned her pants were missing. she has many mexicans in her class but i dont think they make enough money to be fat and fit in my sisters pants but they do love to steel stuff. :::breaks into song::: "they are very lazy,
and extremeily crazy.....
and will stab U."
anyways my mom being the crazy woman she is, waddles over to the phone and calls the black principle dr. jenkins. a double stuffed oreo, by which i mean extremely white acting, hes a doctor in acting white. he says he cant believe this and WILL do something and call back. my band geek sis had to go around skol in gym shorts which i believe is punishment that i would love to see cuz she has me trying to get her a blink182 tickets.
i find it funny but no one else will probaly.
hello tucka i luv to foight, ::Ducks behind bushes:: you see those or chinese people, and they love to foight. they are about 5 feet toll and love to fight with thair legs.
-fighting around the world with russel crow
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are you manic?
no, really.
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Is that the story the girl wrote and got expelled from school for writing? A short story involving killing.
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when i was a freshman in highschool some random girl stole my running shoes from my gym locker right before a track meet. so i show up to the track meet in my uniform and my penny loafer shoes and my coach said i still had to run, so i'm running warmups and i notice that a girl in the on going race was wearing my shoes. So i waited til her race was over and was like "yo, biotch, gimme my damn shoes back" and she was like "Ok, here you go".
That was teh only time i was happy that my dad bought me the ugliest bright green running shoes.
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manic?
and this happened earlier and i was bored so i wrote it....cause i have no friends
happy u got ur shoes back...you should have had a lesbian fight where you 2 got naked...bright green shoes are sexy...
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i actually own (and actively wear) lime green New Balance 976's however over the 5 years I've had them, they have grown to look like a mossy brick rather than a harkening back to the fabulously neon 80's
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Originally posted by flawd101:
i find it funny but my sister ran in the hizzy(house) after school today ... [blahblahblah]...
Just...say...no....
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Originally posted by flawd101:
manic?
and this happened earlier and i was bored so i wrote it....cause i have no friends
happy u got ur shoes back...you should have had a lesbian fight where you 2 got naked...bright green shoes are sexy...
this was like 10 or 11 years ago...i'm over it now...then like two months later someone stole my smelly sambas out of my locker...i had worn a whole right thru the toe..i was upset about that..they were quite comfy
i lost a lot of shoes when i was fourteen
sorry for the random shoe stories...i have two term papers that i do not want to write
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Originally posted by flawd101:
chinese people, and they love to foight. they are about 5 feet toll and love to fight with thair legs.
Gross generalization. Case in point: me. I'm 5'6", Chinese and I prefer the method of being passive aggressive to fighting with my legs.
Although I do know someone who is 5' tall. She doesn't fight with her legs either though. She's just mean.
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sorry for the random shoe stories...i have two term papers that i do not want to write
yeah i have have to take notes on 20 pages for AP hist. so whatever i can do not to do homework
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fuck AP exams, standardized tests are shit.
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couldnt agree more cap
but my grade is what lets me do fun stuff.
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If it's US history, it's a waste of time I've learned. Ugh. I can't believe I devoted a year to 6 free elective credits.
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US History is NOTHING, try taking Canadian Hidstory in High School. Yeah, they tried to make that a whole year class! :eek:
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hey, i got my degree in history, oh, gotta go, another car pulled up to the drive through window.
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I loved the AP exams. Took Physics and Calc AB and managed to skip four classes in college because of them. I later found all my friends who took those classes were failing out because those were set up as weed out courses. That was one of my best college get-overs.
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Once in seventh grade the kid sitting behind me in math class was sick and threw up all over me. I went to private school in Jr. high so I was wearing coat & tie but they got all vomitty from my class mate. The couldn't make me walk around all day in pukey clothes so they gave me a new pair of sweats from the school store and I got to wear those for the rest of the day.
Getting puked on was very unlucky, but kids were jealous that I didn't have to wear coat and tie for the rest of the day.
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
hey, i got my degree in history, oh, gotta go, another car pulled up to the drive through window.
Be a fry cook! (http://www.despair.com/potential.html)
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Originally posted by Embarrassed Laura:
Gross generalization. Case in point: me. I'm 5'6", Chinese and I prefer the method of being passive aggressive to fighting with my legs.
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I bet you like to torture us with your horrendous driving habits though don't you?
Okay....politically incorrect joke of the day over with! :D
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Originally posted by chaz:
Once in seventh grade the kid sitting behind me in math class was sick and threw up all over me. I went to private school in Jr. high so I was wearing coat & tie but they got all vomitty from my class mate. The couldn't make me walk around all day in pukey clothes so they gave me a new pair of sweats from the school store and I got to wear those for the rest of the day.
Getting puked on was very unlucky, but kids were jealous that I didn't have to wear coat and tie for the rest of the day.
my school had emergency uniforms for occasions such as that..but they were older uniforms that my school used in the 60's and 70's...some were even different colors..so you could always tell the person who puked on themselves or wet their pants because they were wearing a yellow jumper instead of a blue one.
I had this friend in 3rd grade who was rather large for a 3rd grader. she puked red hi-c down the front of her and they didn't have any uniforms that would fit her..so she had to walk around all day with a red stain on her front...it was nasty
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Originally posted by Embarrassed Laura:
Gross generalization. Case in point: me. I'm 5'6", Chinese and I prefer the method of being passive aggressive to fighting with my legs.
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I bet you like to torture us with your horrendous driving habits though don't you?
Okay....politically incorrect joke of the day over with!
hehehehe i'll blind her with dental floss.
history is fine world history sucks, i dont care about india in 1200 or whatever we are studing. and tommorrow i have to stay after for a 2 hour review session.
i was never puked on but i did puke twice in kidergarden. once on a girl at her birthday party. not my fault her cupcakes sucked. she cried but she was always mean to me.
and once during story time.
i can remember this but not my homework...
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
Be a fry cook!
Yeah? Well you think it's funny huh? There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God!
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Yeah? Well you think it's funny huh? There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God!
you could be The Burger KING
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You know flawd, I had this wild fucking dream the other night. It was with you and me and we were working in this sleazy shithole motel down in Miami, Florida. And we were bellhops and we were sixty-five years old. It was so real it was really real, realistic.
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Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and
says " Moo "
The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that !"
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really i had my normal dream about making love to a jar of mayo and ejackulating in the sink. but are future together looks better.
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"Hey what ya got in the trunk?"
Dupak that is one of my favorite movies...
"I used to like these guys" (over an acoustic version of The Sh*t hits the fan)
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I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
But what about our relationship?
Fuck that!
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
But what about our relationship?
Fuck that! [/b]
Cheating on you again? Hell no! You don't have to take that, girlfriend.
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And that great book Diuretics.
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Oh this is Mr. Otto. He's from the finance company. He's been telling me that he isn't going to take the car this time, even though he could. (http://www.lukefisher.com/blame.wav)