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Title: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 10:29:00 am
I'll bet my d!ck is bigger than yours?
 
      <img src="http://proto4.thinkquest.nl/~lld499/amerika/kabinet/dick%20cheney.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 10:33:00 am
http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00003879 (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00003879)
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 07, 2005, 10:38:00 am
Hey look...a dick and an arsehole.
 
 Hasn't he died of a heart attack yet? But I supppose you actually need a heart to have a heart attack.
 
 You know you're a country with problems when you vote in a whitehouse were the three most powerful names are "Dick" "Bush" and "Colon"! Colon has gone I know....you could say they cleaned the colon out!!!!
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 10:54:00 am
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  You know you're a country with problems when you vote in a whitehouse were the three most powerful names are "Dick" "Bush" and "Colon"!
We had a Congressman named Dick Armey for awhile. Most masculine name ever.
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 11:00:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  You know you're a country with problems when you vote in a whitehouse were the three most powerful names are "Dick" "Bush" and "Colon"! Colon has gone I know....you could say they cleaned the colon out!!!!
But which is worse?  You lot give your politicians fairytale names:
 
 "The sun was shining brightly when little Jack Straw
 saw Ian Paisley sitting on a toadstool in the tumbledown
 grove next to the briar wood near Paddy Ashdown."
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 07, 2005, 11:22:00 am
<img src="http://frank.harvard.edu/~jason/summer2002/reunion/giant_pen.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 03:23:00 pm
Sometimes the "Man Of Steel" can be a real d!ck:
 
   <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~ketubah/tonermishap/comics/superman-dick-large.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: nkotb on November 07, 2005, 03:26:00 pm
That website is genius.
 
 
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Originally posted by The Walrus:
  Sometimes the "Man Of Steel" can be a real d!ck:
 
    <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~ketubah/tonermishap/comics/superman-dick-large.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 03:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotBaba:
  That website is genius.
 
What's the link? Are these the same people who re-did a bunch of Spiderman comics too?
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 07, 2005, 03:30:00 pm
Anyone ever hear of the pianist Dick Hyman? In 2001, he put out a live album on the Sackville label. It was great hearing a jazz dj announce this with no sense of irony.
 
 I'm not making this up.
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 03:31:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Etan de Balzac, Footie Ball Player:
  Anyone ever hear of the pianist Dick Hyman? In 2001, he put out a live album on the Sackville label. It was great hearing a jazz dj announce this with no sense of irony.
 
"Dick Hyman, Sackville Ivory Tickler" would be your best nom de plume yet.
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 07, 2005, 03:32:00 pm
Any of you perverts ever done a Cincinati stuffer?
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 03:37:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Etan de Balzac, Footie Ball Player:
  Any of you perverts ever done a Cincinati stuffer?
Do you mean a Cleveland Steamer?
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: nkotb on November 07, 2005, 03:39:00 pm
http://www.superdickery.com/ (http://www.superdickery.com/)
 
 This site just collects images of Superman being a dick from actual comics.  None of them are (to my knowledge) edited.  Seriously, he's a such a dick sometimes, especially to Jimmy and Lois.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
   
Quote
Originally posted by nkotBaba:
  That website is genius.
 
What's the link? Are these the same people who re-did a bunch of Spiderman comics too? [/b]
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 07, 2005, 03:40:00 pm
Had to google that one, and no, the Cincinnati Stuffer is completely different.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Etan de Balzac, Footie Ball Player:
  Any of you perverts ever done a Cincinati stuffer?
Do you mean a Cleveland Steamer? [/b]
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 03:40:00 pm
<img src="http://dickcheneyfanclub.com/photos/cheneybot.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Photo stolen from The Dick Cheney Fan Club. (http://dickcheneyfanclub.com/dickcheneyphotos.html)
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 07, 2005, 03:45:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Etan de Balzac, Footie Ball Player:
  Had to google that one, and no, the Cincinnati Stuffer is completely different.
 
I google'd the stuffer and came up with nothing. PM me.
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 03:53:00 pm
<img src="http://www.heraldry.ws/coatsofarms/dick.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 My, my, that's a bigg'un (http://www.heraldry.ws/fullindex.html).
 
     <img src="http://www.heraldry.ws/coatsofarms/seaman.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 We need a leader like this:
   <img src="http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/97_4_0000311.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: lionforce5 on November 07, 2005, 04:32:00 pm
<img src="http://img196.exs.cx/img196/2866/boner6ts.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Someone needs to tell him "quality over quantity."
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: SPARX on November 07, 2005, 09:58:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  Hey look...a dick and an arsehole.
 
 Hasn't he died of a heart attack yet? But I supppose you actually need a heart to have a heart attack.
 
 You know you're a country with problems when you vote in a whitehouse were the three most powerful names are "Dick" "Bush" and "Colon"! Colon has gone I know....you could say they cleaned the colon out!!!!
http://www.americancomedynetwork.com/FLASH/soldiers.htm (http://www.americancomedynetwork.com/FLASH/soldiers.htm)
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: thirsty moore on November 07, 2005, 10:56:00 pm
Maybe this is extremely low brow, but I have found the Weekly World News to be hilarious at times.
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: on November 07, 2005, 11:05:00 pm
Come, son of Bush. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!! (http://www.zod2008.com/)
 
 "Listen to me, people of the Earth! Today I bring a new order to your planet! Your lands,
 your homes, your possessions, your very lives -- all of this and more you will gladly give
 to me! In return, I promise you lower taxes and cheap gas prices!"
Title: Re: Biggest d!ck
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 08, 2005, 11:31:00 am
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Originally posted by econo:
  Maybe this is extremely low brow, but I have found the Weekly World News to be hilarious at times.
It's the fifth highest circulating paper in the United States, I'll have you know.