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Title: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 01, 2009, 12:02:04 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/squeez-bacon.jpg)

I'd buy some of this

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

most likely here

http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/home.php
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 01, 2009, 12:25:41 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/other/squeez-bacon-embed2-zoom.jpg)

Yum!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 12:30:37 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/metalchick666/blog%20stuff/206356258.jpg?t=1228883163)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2009, 01:43:37 pm
let's not forget baconnaise (http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php).

(http://lagourmandemodeste.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/2008_10_30-baconnaise.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on April 01, 2009, 01:55:34 pm
Kosmo a Dining@Large fan?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: godsshoeshine on April 01, 2009, 01:56:12 pm
let's not forget baconnaise (http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php).

(http://lagourmandemodeste.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/2008_10_30-baconnaise.jpg)
i like that it comes in lite
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2009, 01:57:23 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uQ77Xjjn4iY/SbLc1skbtJI/AAAAAAAAARM/cXA_LBUiql0/s400/baconnaise+poster.jpg)

it's really the perfect american food.  by the way, it's both vegetarian AND kosher!!!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 01:57:40 pm
(http://j-walkblog.com/images/baconmints.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 01:59:27 pm
(http://www.mohdi.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/gummybacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 02:04:53 pm
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chocolate-covered-bacon1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on April 01, 2009, 02:21:09 pm
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/08/baconicecream.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 02:34:15 pm
kosmo has created a monster.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 03:01:38 pm
(http://www.browniepointsblog.com/wordpress/wp-images/2008/01/bacon_vodka.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 01, 2009, 03:05:59 pm
last one i swear!

(http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 01, 2009, 03:16:07 pm
(http://991.com/newGallery/The-Undertones-All-Wrapped-Up-400591.jpg)

Work safer.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 01, 2009, 03:41:41 pm
kosmo has created a monster.
with a fake product no less
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 01, 2009, 05:04:47 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6uFLbgjbSmM/Rj5RxlpQdkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Bc-JAfy1aaY/s400/reeses_fastbreak.jpg)

I believe this is the most delicious thing in the world. Often when I get one, I address it directly. "Hello most delicious thing in the world. I'm going to eat you now and I will enjoy it immensely. I'm sorry that today is kind of like your 9/11, but right now the axis of evil consists of chocolate, peanut butter and soft nougat, and I have a charge to keep."
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on April 01, 2009, 05:06:37 pm
Bacon Explosion (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/), FTW!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2009, 05:38:22 pm
someone made a bacon explosion this past sunday at a party - it was pot-luck, the theme being "vegetarians vs. carnivores".  thank gawd one of us meat eaters took his duty seriously and went all the way: a bacon explosion (someone also made a hawaiian pork dish in banana leaf that was excellent).  unfortunately the hype was bigger and better than the reality - everyone was psyched for (or horrified by) the BacEx, but it was only so-so.  way too salty for my taste.  the looks on some of the vegetarians' faces were priceless.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 01, 2009, 06:00:52 pm
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog

 Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79721753/bacon-wrapped-meatloaf-with-a-layer-of-mac-and)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 01, 2009, 06:20:39 pm
(http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Odwalla-Superfood-Odwalla_5FE093DF.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on April 01, 2009, 06:22:31 pm
  way too salty for my taste.  the looks on some of the vegetarians' faces were priceless.

I've heard this.  I'm not a big fan of the BBQ sauce, but I've been told that without it, the salt would kill you.

I still think venerable and I will make this some day (and by "venerable and I," I really mean he will, and I'll drink booze and fondle the iPod).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: nkotb on April 02, 2009, 09:26:43 am
Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/tauntaun-sleepingbag.jpg)

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: 6949 on April 02, 2009, 12:05:43 pm
This forum is like a soap opera. I can stop reading for a few months, come back, and there are no new storylines.   You guys are still talking about food, beer prices, scalping, wilco and festivals, there's no need to play catch-up, I don't feel out of the loop.  I love it.

(http://www.bannerblog.com.au/news/picts/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 02, 2009, 12:45:38 pm
soap opera? . . . . ooh ooh, can i play the gay guy who dies, comes back to life in a dream sequence then shows up later as lady ga ga?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: godsshoeshine on April 02, 2009, 12:54:00 pm
(http://www.bannerblog.com.au/news/picts/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg)
my cat has the same reaction to bacon
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 02, 2009, 01:55:23 pm
(http://www.bannerblog.com.au/news/picts/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg)
my cat has the same reaction when I step out of the shower
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: jd930 on April 02, 2009, 02:02:40 pm
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog

 Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79721753/bacon-wrapped-meatloaf-with-a-layer-of-mac-and)

I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: eltee on April 02, 2009, 02:05:34 pm
(http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Odwalla-Superfood-Odwalla_5FE093DF.jpg)

I prefer Naked:
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:WFVyA8mPfMmeEM:http://www.halesowennews.co.uk/resources/images/814420/%3Ftype%3Ddisplay)

And I LOVE prickly pear lemonade by Bolthouse:
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:C2sc0MJI7ag5WM:http://www.bolthouse.com/graphics/cactus_back.jpg)

Separately, I don't really like big chain restaurants, esp. Cheesecake Factory, but we had a work function and for appetizers, they served mac-n-cheese balls. (balls of mac-n-cheese, breaded and slightly baked or fried.) Yum - but rich! Anyone else try them?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 02, 2009, 02:56:04 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baconlube.jpg)

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you?re sure to love this new product, baconlube? . baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to ?keep it sizzlin??. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.


Please note that the product is still undergoing FDA testing, although the makers feel confident that it will be fast-tracked given that pigs have been using something very similar to this as a breeding enhancer for years with no ill effects.

(posted yesterday on failblog.org)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 02, 2009, 03:03:25 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baconlube.jpg)

When You're Not Quite Ready to Insert Bacon Strips Into Your Girl's Vagina...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 02, 2009, 03:20:01 pm
takes porkin' to a whole new level
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: thatguy on April 05, 2009, 11:42:01 am
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog

 Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79721753/bacon-wrapped-meatloaf-with-a-layer-of-mac-and)

I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.


i just got back from a cruise.  i had the great pleasure of discovering something that i think can make this even better: run hot dogs through the middle of the loaf.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 05, 2009, 01:46:08 pm
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog

 Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79721753/bacon-wrapped-meatloaf-with-a-layer-of-mac-and)

I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.


i just got back from a cruise.  i had the great pleasure of discovering something that i think can make this even better: run hot dogs through the middle of the loaf.

The Amish market in Annapolis has these things called pretzel dogs. A frankfurter and some cheese are wrapped in pretzel dough, sprinkled with salt and baked. And then its dunked in melted butter. Disturbingly delicious.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 02, 2009, 04:57:47 pm
World's most perfect drink?

(http://www.bakonvodka.com/media/bottle.png)

http://www.bakonvodka.com
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on May 02, 2009, 05:02:35 pm
As a vegetarian, this thread is as offensive to me as Miss California was to Perez Hilton.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: you be betty on May 02, 2009, 05:51:30 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6uFLbgjbSmM/Rj5RxlpQdkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Bc-JAfy1aaY/s400/reeses_fastbreak.jpg)

I believe this is the most delicious thing in the world. Often when I get one, I address it directly. "Hello most delicious thing in the world. I'm going to eat you now and I will enjoy it immensely. I'm sorry that today is kind of like your 9/11, but right now the axis of evil consists of chocolate, peanut butter and soft nougat, and I have a charge to keep."

its so true!!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 07, 2009, 11:45:25 pm
(http://www.lollyphile.com/images/maplebacon4index.jpg)

Maple-Bacon Lollipops (http://www.lollyphile.com/maple-bacon.php)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 08, 2009, 10:26:38 am
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/88%20Bacon%20Hitler.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on May 08, 2009, 10:36:13 am
getting swine flu sucks and all but some of its symptoms are pretty delicious
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 08, 2009, 07:10:29 pm
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/88%20Bacon%20Hitler.jpg)

Funny how that guy kinda looks like Meatloaf.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 08, 2009, 09:20:45 pm
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-23/1235390324317.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 09:53:49 pm
(http://meatcandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/coke-with-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 09:54:17 pm
(http://i27.tinypic.com/fjdpv6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 09:55:10 pm
(http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bacon-tuxedos-lr.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 09:56:06 pm
(http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/bacon-briefcase.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 09:58:02 pm
(http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon3mj2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on August 12, 2009, 10:01:45 pm
that would make a nice cat bed  ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on August 12, 2009, 10:02:20 pm
the suitcase that is
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 12, 2009, 10:08:21 pm
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-kitten-tastes-uncooked-bacon1.jpg)

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on August 12, 2009, 10:12:30 pm
haha too cute
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 12, 2009, 10:28:43 pm
POTW
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 13, 2009, 05:27:11 pm
apparently September 5th is International Bacon Appreciation Day - and we totally missed it.  in hopes of making up for it, i present you the following bits (!) of bacon miscellanea:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/2959187436_93c349d07a.jpg?v=0)
(more pix of Bacon Man (http://www.flickr.com/photos/netdiva/sets/72157608179195754/))

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/02/bacon-salt-tattoo.jpg)

(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bacon-man.jpg)
happy halloween!

(http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/bacon%20(8).jpg)

all your bacon-related shopping needs, including bacon floss, can be met here (http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Awesome-Stuff/Bacon-&-Meat).

(http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon3mj2.jpg)

these people seem to have gotten her message... kinda:

(http://www.jews4bacon.com/Jews-for-Bacon-wide.jpg)
(http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/jews4bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: renton007 on October 14, 2009, 08:23:54 am
I thought this thread would be about scrapple.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 14, 2009, 09:17:03 am
another pork product - acceptable fodder for discussion (but not better than bacon).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 14, 2009, 10:50:44 am
(http://elicooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/apple-bacon-pie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Ardamus on October 14, 2009, 12:25:45 pm
(http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Odwalla-Superfood-Odwalla_5FE093DF.jpg)

co-signed. i'm hooked on these......
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 14, 2009, 01:20:18 pm
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4275930787_67e0f042bb_o.gif)

Grow your own Bacon Pet!

1 - First, get 2 strips of bacon (preferably apple wood smoked.)
2 - Then, put them in the sink with a banana and a bowl of water (the little tykes love to eat!)
3 - Finally, rip the soul out of a Starbuck's Barista and place it in the bacon with an Entrapment Of Eternal Suffering spell.

It's that easy!!!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on October 15, 2009, 06:33:26 pm
we're in florence, had dinner tonight at la giostra ... the best pasta (ravioli with pocorino/pears and gnocchi with ricotta/spinach) that i've ever had ... the bistecca fiorentina was like a dessert (but then what would i call the tiramisu and limoncello) ... i can die now
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on November 14, 2009, 02:04:06 pm
http://www.delish.com/search/fast_search_recipes/?search_term=bacon&GT1=47001

sorry not an image . . . you have to read this time.

thought i would post for all your upcoming holiday cooking needs.  yum, check out those bacon cupcakes.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on November 14, 2009, 02:27:11 pm
Here you go.

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/Ef/teeandcakes_maple_bacon_cupcake-th2.jpg)

Could be a 9:30 Club new favorite!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2009, 11:58:20 am
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/squeez-bacon.jpg)

I'd buy some of this

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

If they can't develop Squeeze Bacon, then Bacon Jam will have to suffice...

(http://img4.realsimple.com/images/0912/gg-men-bacon-jam_300.jpg)

A savory blend of bacon, onions, spices, and balsamic vinegar,  Spread on grilled cheese, burgers, and toast.

http://skilletstreetfood.foodzie.com/skillet-bacon-jam.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2009, 11:59:21 am
Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/tauntaun-sleepingbag.jpg)

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html)

If you haven't already heard this became a real product....
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2009, 07:07:34 pm
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bacon-watch.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2009, 07:08:47 pm
(http://12.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jg2ye6iI5xoxHfKo1_500.jpg)

bacon doughnut
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2009, 07:10:32 pm
(http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/usb_flash_disk_.jpg)

bacon usb drive
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2009, 07:12:41 pm
(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bacon-zombie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2009, 07:15:15 pm
(http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bacon-lampshades.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: RatBastard on December 19, 2009, 11:41:29 pm
OK it is off the bacon theme but...  Several years ago while attending an event at the Richmond Coliseum, I noticed the following sign hanging on the back wall of the concession stand.


Richmond Concessionaires Now Proudly Serves Fully Digestible Hotdogs!


Which of course begs the question...

I really should have stolen that sign and mailed it to Letterman.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 23, 2009, 09:15:47 am
I think they need to make 9:30 cupcakes the GIANT size  i.e. bowling ball sized

http://www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?id=4018F320-423B-522D-F5ECDA6F3A2ABB5E&killnav=1


and to keep this bacon themed

Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_chocolate_chip_pancake_mix/gourmet_bacon_food

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: nkotb on December 23, 2009, 09:23:28 am
I did...took everything in my power not to buy it when it came out.  I've got a kid on the way...I'll live vicariously through them using it :)

I did see this the other day too:

(http://media.techeblog.com/images/millennium_falcon.jpg)

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/amazing-star-wars-millennium-falcon-bed (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/amazing-star-wars-millennium-falcon-bed)

Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/tauntaun-sleepingbag.jpg)


If you haven't already heard this became a real product....
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on December 23, 2009, 09:40:00 am
haha awesome  ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 23, 2009, 10:55:06 am
I think they need to make 9:30 cupcakes the GIANT size  i.e. bowling ball sized

http://www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?id=4018F320-423B-522D-F5ECDA6F3A2ABB5E&killnav=1

(http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-10/cupcake-art-cars.jpg)

David Letterman - The $25,000 Cupcake  (http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=3mhw52g7nfxJIBZcDe_jLzItNXaXgQew&vs=Default&play=true)(video, after commercial...)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: heather on December 23, 2009, 11:59:23 am
Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_chocolate_chip_pancake_mix/gourmet_bacon_food

i tried their mo's milk chocolate bacon bar, and it didn't do it for me.  can anyone recommend a tasty bacon+chocolate bar?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on December 29, 2009, 03:47:06 pm
what men are REALLY thinking during those long romantic walks on the beach:

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/19/128663332478314614.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Firebutt McGee on December 30, 2009, 10:23:51 am
I just had bacon dumplings in Chinatown. No pics, but DAMN they were tasty.

Here's someone else's pics:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jadydangel/4028949359/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: slappy on December 30, 2009, 12:39:02 pm
(http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/post-images/Bacon-Mug.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1258694913132)

Yes please.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on December 30, 2009, 01:46:53 pm
Bacon-Wrapped Pigs In A Blanket Wrapped In Bacon

(http://12.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19og9wxkeumGckfFbo1_500.jpg)

love it when pork products get all meta.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:00:59 pm
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-29210190611743_2083_1677198)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:01:41 pm
(http://shinyswine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/shirt-bacon01.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:02:43 pm
(http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/111009_bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:04:06 pm
(http://sweettater.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bacon-envelopes.jpg)

bacon envelopes where the glue tastes like bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:05:09 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BY-2QCjHByw/SLScSXMMfNI/AAAAAAAAAPY/jit-ea4p5pk/s400/fair+4+-big+fat+bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:06:51 pm
(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2311328module23878962photo_1238322712simpsons-olympic-pig-beijing-2008-games-olympics.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 30, 2009, 07:09:26 pm
(http://blog.offbeattreats.com/wp-content/balm-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on January 06, 2010, 02:59:03 pm
This is for walkonby, I still don't know how to freaking post pics but the link is good enough  ;D

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/318357349/bacon-caramel-corn-submitted-by-mack
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on January 06, 2010, 06:30:17 pm
The #2 most viewed feature in the NYT in 2009:

2. Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?ex=1278392400&en=7a9f2c54998824b2&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=NYT-E-I-NYT-E-AT-0106-L10A

And because you're wondering, #1:

Fish! (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/10/science/10fish.html?ex=1278392400&en=07c2ee57fdd3f456&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=NYT-E-I-NYT-E-AT-0106-L9A)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2010, 10:27:59 am
last one i swear!

(http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg)

old school, like a 1930's onesie that women used to hit the beach in... this (http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129077216665532916.jpg) is what the modern-day pork-wearing lady is wearing nowadays (not quite werk safe)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 17, 2010, 04:23:41 pm
some classics from oscar mayer:

(http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/11/bacon-high-road.jpg)
 
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2796/4282066335_99ab664fe1_o.png)
 
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chocolate-covered-bacon1.jpg)

i tried this recently at Co Co Sala (http://www.cocosala.com/) - i was underwhelmed.  the bacon overpowered the chocolate... just didn't work together.  maybe a thicker coating of dark chocolate would have been better.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 17, 2010, 05:20:18 pm
your two recent pictures make bacon . . . pound proud.

(http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/pixxxiedust/Whatever/LOL_CatBacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 17, 2010, 06:43:55 pm
Slightly NSFW














I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.
(http://blogs.citypages.com/food/Bikini.jpg)

...In related news, I might be a homosexual.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 17, 2010, 07:16:41 pm
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.

part of the same shoot that i linked to on the last page :D

...In related news, I might be a homosexual.
 
well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 17, 2010, 07:34:02 pm
...In related news, I might be a homosexual.
 
well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware...
That's racist talk, and my people have been prejudiced against for too long for me to sit here and take it. They killed Harvey Milk, and then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club, and now this!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 17, 2010, 07:34:45 pm
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 17, 2010, 07:56:28 pm
then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club

please.  they were kicked out because of AppetizerForkGate.  don't try to re-write history.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 17, 2010, 08:21:01 pm
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.

while i'm sure it's a bad idea to do that long-term (raw bacon underwear - don't do it, ladies!), i doubt that a few minutes during a photo shoot are going to do anything harmful.  if anything, the fat might be good for her skin (although the missus, who is reading this over my shoulder, indicates there is no way in hell she'd be willing to try this.  ymmv.)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 17, 2010, 08:54:03 pm
No, I ardently disagree. E Coli, salmonella, toxoplasmosis, and several other diseases are common in uncooked meat. One would then take said wet, uncooked meat and place it one orifices on their body where the meat juices can seep into a dark, wet place -- a veritable breading ground for disease. I apologize for the mental image, but as I said earlier, "putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene." It would however make for a hell of an episode of House, MD.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: godsshoeshine on January 18, 2010, 11:40:30 am
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 18, 2010, 12:49:14 pm
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?

You mean like a bacon condom?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: godsshoeshine on January 18, 2010, 12:59:14 pm
more like a germproof pantyliner
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 27, 2010, 07:11:34 pm
(http://www.lalalandposters.com/images/thumbs/Willie_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 27, 2010, 11:03:39 pm
nice. (no wait, nice is probably becoming too cliche in the two o one o) . . . very swell.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: smakawhat on January 29, 2010, 11:29:14 pm
the world's most perfect food... according to smakawhat...

pistachios..

that is all...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on February 12, 2010, 05:17:18 pm
Stolen from the El Jefe Dramabomb (http://www.gigposters.com/forums/anything-goes/145980-hey-el-jefe-design.html):

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/88%20Bacon%20Hitler.jpg)
Bacon Hitler: The Holocaust Never Seemed So Palatable!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on February 12, 2010, 11:46:17 pm
this photo has already been posted julian . . . has the mcqueen tragedy effected you that much, as well?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on February 13, 2010, 12:17:25 am
this photo has already been posted julian . . . has the mcqueen tragedy effected you that much, as well?
I didn't really read/purview the thread much up to now since its topic doesn't appeal to me as a vegetarian. Now I basically just post it here anytime I run across a bacon pic.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 25, 2010, 06:57:37 pm
in an ideal world:

(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129101439725199792.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on February 25, 2010, 07:51:53 pm
(http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-bacon-shoes-design.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on February 25, 2010, 07:55:00 pm
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/funny-dog-pictures-dog-and-cat-play-pictionary.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on February 25, 2010, 07:58:01 pm
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee241/photobastard/BaconBomb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on February 25, 2010, 08:01:02 pm
(http://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/POPC-0187.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: smakawhat on February 26, 2010, 12:18:07 am
sorry to hijack the bacon theme...

most perfect food for me is...

salted... in the shell...

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/Mammoth%20Pistachios%20Nuts.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on March 13, 2010, 01:50:37 am
THE POWER OF BACON COMPELS YOU:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01594/jesus-frying-pan_1594717i.jpg)

"Toby Elles from Lancaster displays a frying pan with an image of Jesus Christ on it, which he
claims appeared after he fell asleep with a pan of bacon on the stove" (source (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/7430233/The-week-in-pictures-12-March-2010.html?image=6))
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on March 24, 2010, 04:08:30 pm
(http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/23/bacon-bouquet.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on March 24, 2010, 04:29:44 pm
(http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/23/bacon-bouquet.jpg)


(http://www.rizzotees.com/images/D/bacon480.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on March 24, 2010, 06:07:00 pm

(http://www.rizzotees.com/images/D/bacon480.jpg)

I'd eat that.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: betao on March 25, 2010, 12:15:51 am
Bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger.

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/01/pizza%20burger%202.jpg)

Holy fucking shit.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: godsshoeshine on March 25, 2010, 10:37:39 am
you blew my mind
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on March 25, 2010, 10:43:28 am
If you showed me the last photo and said "here is a picture of a shit sandwich" I would say "you have delivered" and then I would bid you good day.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: edbert on March 26, 2010, 10:26:12 am
(http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_jeremy2/phpSfF05EPM.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 04, 2010, 12:55:09 pm
since every parent wants their kids to have the best:

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/bacon-baby-p.jpg?w=300&h=354)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Arthwys on April 13, 2010, 02:55:07 pm
(http://www.tifr.us/storage/post-images/Bacon-AT-AT-1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1271047854856)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on April 13, 2010, 08:32:04 pm
i do so enjoy that pigs die for this sort of internet amusement.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 13, 2010, 10:29:23 pm
from a certain staph member's facebook profile:

"I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in bacon."

lol
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: twangirl on April 14, 2010, 06:32:02 pm
did anyone post this yet?

Bacon is good for me! (the remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA&feature=related
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 14, 2010, 07:32:31 pm
close second?

(http://9gag.com/photo/7318_full.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 30, 2010, 03:09:35 pm
from, predictably enough, epicwinftw.com:

(http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129167985962449600.jpg)

the comments are awesome (http://epicwinftw.com/2010/04/29/the-best-part-of-waking-up/): nothing but "i want one" or "off to build one NOW".  this device is made of un-cut WIN.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 30, 2010, 05:04:17 pm
close second?

(http://9gag.com/photo/7318_full.jpg)

now that is enviable metabolism
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2010, 06:03:02 pm
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/misscellania/450tacticalbacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2010, 06:04:50 pm
(http://images6.cafepress.com/product/231438336v6_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2010, 06:11:44 pm
(http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on May 10, 2010, 12:14:02 pm
a marriage made of win:

(http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175644202010463.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: slappy on May 11, 2010, 07:48:44 pm
http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup (http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup)
(http://www.torani.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/flavor_detail//sites/default/files/products/Bacon.png)
mmm...Bacon Mocha Latte...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on May 12, 2010, 03:39:44 pm
(http://zanypickle.com/wp-content/gallery/2010/05/zanypickle_05111033-550x1421.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: rocknocerous on May 12, 2010, 04:03:08 pm
Ever heard of Kolaches? I think they are Czech and I saw them when we were touring Texas last year in Houston. They have Kolache factory which is pretty snazy. Props on the Bacon anthology though.
(http://www.kolachefactory.com/images/kolaches.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on May 12, 2010, 05:28:08 pm
sweets . . . your bacon power, is staggering.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on May 12, 2010, 06:57:20 pm
it's genetic.  i'm mostly of eastern european decent.  every (approximation of) civilization from that part of the world was build on pork, perogies, vodka and repelling foreign invaders.  the rest is details.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on June 17, 2010, 03:38:16 pm
a meeting of threads:

Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Outlast the zombie invasion with the power of bacon.

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg)

The best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Really, this stuff is so delicious it's scary. It has a 10 plus year shelf life and is as tasty in year one as it is in year ten. Perfect for stocking up so you can survive the pending zombie invasion.

Bacon will save you

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.
Bacon in a Can

Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on June 17, 2010, 04:14:24 pm
how odd . . . i already posted tactical bacon . . . but now the picture is nothing but a red x . . . but hey, you posted funny reading with your picture . . . so you win for now, kind sir.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on June 17, 2010, 04:42:41 pm
you already posted it?  my bad.  i try to keep up with these things, guess this one flew in under the radar.  i shall be more diligent.

on to more baconess!!! (that's not a bad name for a band, come to think of it...)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on June 17, 2010, 04:54:15 pm
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvwjmbddXA1qznuf2o1_500.jpg)

I would like these in my life, though with my luck I'd accidentally eat my thumb and be a better man for it.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on August 28, 2010, 12:46:07 pm
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4261528386_2a76946ab0_o.jpg)
 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 30, 2010, 11:15:38 am
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Food/WhaleBaconLifesize.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on August 30, 2010, 11:20:49 am
(http://www.happytime.ca/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/maple-bacon-coffee.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Joke Insurance on September 14, 2010, 07:46:20 pm
(http://www.browniepointsblog.com/wordpress/wp-images/2008/01/bacon_vodka.jpg)

Can that be purchased anywhere in the DC area?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on September 15, 2010, 09:26:09 am
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34gmyqe.jpg)

I don't know about that, but I do know that this cannot be found in DC. You have to go to Virginia to get it. But its worth it, lemme tellya.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on September 16, 2010, 07:33:12 pm
oh how they try to ruin the "bacon thread".  back on track.

(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/6066/14_2009/97deb2cd3b7290e2_Has-Be-Best-Bacon-Ever_500x500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on September 16, 2010, 07:35:27 pm
(http://www.hotwicks.com/v/vspfiles/photos/bacon_votive-2T.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on September 16, 2010, 07:41:03 pm
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h221/hogwhitman/bacon-ak-47.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on September 16, 2010, 07:44:31 pm
the ultimate for all your bacon needs.  i must say . . . fucking a!

http://bacontits.com/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 04, 2010, 10:23:27 am
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/10/01/1001-kevin-bacon-splash-credit.jpg)

a bust of kevin bacon . . . made of bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 04, 2010, 04:47:25 pm
Can you imagine if that Kevin Bacon Baconhead came alive and started eating Jewish people? I don't know what you would call that, apart from tragically and horribly awesome, as in having some awe or producing that emotion. Is awe an emotion? Why can't I ever remember who won the previous year's Oscars?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 04, 2010, 05:09:21 pm
Can you imagine if that Kevin Bacon Baconhead came alive and started eating Jewish people? I don't know what you would call that, apart from tragically and horribly awesome, as in having some awe or producing that emotion. Is awe an emotion? Why can't I ever remember who won the previous year's Oscars?

you might need these.   ;)

(http://www.head-shop.de/images/product/04569/04569.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 04, 2010, 06:09:50 pm
Okay, he hasn't done it yet:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v377/193/47/33355195942/n33355195942_2022898_7432.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v377/193/47/33355195942/n33355195942_2022900_7811.jpg)

Bacon Cinnamon Rolls
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on October 04, 2010, 07:08:55 pm
Can you imagine if that Kevin Bacon Baconhead came alive and started eating Jewish people? I don't know what you would call that, ....

A Jew Chew?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 05, 2010, 09:36:41 am
Perfect.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: ggw on October 08, 2010, 01:34:42 pm
Bacon Week at Restaurant 3 in Clarendon:

http://dcist.com/2010/10/bacon_week_returns_to_restaurant_3.php

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 14, 2010, 10:07:12 am
(http://www.donuss.com/imgs/donut_burger_sonny.jpg)

That's right.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 14, 2010, 04:37:35 pm
(http://www.gadgetking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/BaconFlavoredBubblesLifeIsGood_8B24/image.png)

bacon flavoured bubbles.   now they are getting crazy.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 14, 2010, 04:43:08 pm
(http://chili-takedown.com/images/FULL-POSTERweb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 15, 2010, 03:30:48 pm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34gmyqe.jpg)

I don't know about that, but I do know that this cannot be found in DC. You have to go to Virginia to get it. But its worth it, lemme tellya.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/15/ramapo-college-bans-alcoholic-energy-drink/

i see this stuff everywhere now.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 15, 2010, 03:47:45 pm
Its truly the perfect food. I had one on the way to the B&S show last night and felt like a million bucks. There has never been a better example of Fun in a Can.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 15, 2010, 04:28:19 pm
(http://rosemarymaccabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bk-blow.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 15, 2010, 04:38:29 pm
not sure what's better here:  the woman ready to deep throat the "seven incher", the word association with sex, because sex sells everything . . . or the fact, that after all of that, there is creamy white sauce on the thing.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 15, 2010, 04:48:08 pm
See, I was assuming that was a realdoll in the picture and I laughed because everyone knows that realdolls are vegetarians in theory. Well, at least mine is.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 17, 2010, 04:59:42 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/b543afe5-f9da-4dc8-9e09-6bd6ba149d91.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 19, 2010, 10:16:58 am
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130650117
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 25, 2010, 07:21:38 pm
for relaxer:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39835017/ns/us_news-life/

it would seem your drink of choice causes sickness, severe everything, and getting national attention all over as the next liquid devil.  anything else you'd like to recommend? 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on October 27, 2010, 10:17:08 am
Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on October 27, 2010, 11:13:06 am
you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on October 27, 2010, 12:44:17 pm
Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.

Maybe they should rename it Jumping Jack Relaxer.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on November 03, 2010, 04:05:06 pm
(http://newsblaze.com/pix/2006/pcstudios/BaconClub.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 07, 2010, 11:52:50 pm
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/59988f06-e171-4fcd-80ab-4cd0a5b9fb58.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 18, 2010, 01:27:40 am
you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.

yup, time to start stockpiling: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/17/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on November 18, 2010, 10:05:02 am
Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on November 18, 2010, 10:46:27 am
Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.

i hope one day, we can go to a show together.  and you decide to drink your magic elixir beforehand.  and the nickname the stuff has been getting "blackout in a can" comes true.   :o
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on November 18, 2010, 12:22:35 pm
Well I'm planning on getting blackout at the blackcat tomorrow night. You should go see Canyon, they might be right up your alley.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on November 20, 2010, 06:43:38 pm
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/bacontabsssss.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: eltee on November 20, 2010, 09:50:16 pm
(http://blog1.ebates.com/ebates/Vosges%20Bacon%20Chocolate%20Bar.jpg)
at Whole Foods
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: jrho on November 21, 2010, 10:45:29 am
This is a thing of delicious, delicious joy.
(http://blog1.ebates.com/ebates/Vosges%20Bacon%20Chocolate%20Bar.jpg)
at Whole Foods
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on November 21, 2010, 10:52:52 am
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZGsvYwFw2wI/Smm7jnPvJtI/AAAAAAAAI00/pChWL35DOQw/s400/bacon-pudding-header.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: eltee on November 21, 2010, 01:31:13 pm
Wow, people and their food creations:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

Chocolate Covered Bacon with Sprinkles(http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bacon_chocolate.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 01, 2010, 10:07:00 pm
HOCO, BMORE BAN FOUR LOKO Baltimore Sun: "Baltimore City and Howard County said Tuesday that they will fine merchants who refuse to stop selling caffeine-infused alcohol drinks ? a move designed to add teeth to state and federal warnings about the popular beverages.

The city's ban on Four Loko and similar drinks, which goes into effect after 5 p.m. Thursday, calls for fines of up to $1,000. The county's ban, which goes into effect a day earlier, has staggered fines of up to $500."


(http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/1wvrsjwrt0-t.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on December 02, 2010, 11:38:28 am
to get us in the christmas spirit (and to provide a potential answer, for some, to Ceiling Cat's questions above):

(http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/bacon-nativity-set.jpg)
 
some might say that depicting jesus - a jew - in pork product is sacriledge. but i'd like to remind you that jesus came to not only save us from sin, but also to save us from a life without bacon. say what you will about christianity but had at least 2 other religions won out, our breakfasts would be a hell (!) of a lot less interesting.

amen ;)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on December 02, 2010, 12:17:25 pm
Does anyone else see a boner tent in that picture? I sure don't!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on December 02, 2010, 08:41:04 pm
dear lord and baby jesus . . . i think we have a winner as the best bacon picture so far.  well played and all that.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 07:36:00 pm
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/instant-bacon.gif)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 07:42:05 pm
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20100903/how_ot_use_bacon_05.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 07:46:44 pm
(http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mona_lisa-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 07:48:28 pm
(http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/old-bacon-costume.jpg?w=320&h=500)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 07:56:12 pm
(http://bacongonewild.com/images/CrazyBaconHatingFeminist.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on January 06, 2011, 09:59:49 am
I never understand how vegans can be fat.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 06, 2011, 11:24:19 am
I never understand how vegans can be fat.

Few people are as obnoxiously sanctimonious as reformed carnivores.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 06, 2011, 11:34:53 am
I never understand how vegans can be fat.

Few people are as obnoxiously sanctimonious as reformed carnivores.

i've known a few reformed smokers who might give them a run for their money.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on January 06, 2011, 12:22:42 pm
I'm going to agree with Beets on this. Vegans are the worst. They're worse than ex-smokers, AA alcoholics, missionary christians, militant blacks, militant whites, Amway salesmen, scientologists, meth addicts, recently out-of-the-closet gays, Axl Rose, and cat ladies.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 09, 2011, 06:20:54 pm
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/epic-win-photos-delicious-bacon-answer-win1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on June 21, 2011, 02:02:13 pm
(http://daveibsen.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451db4269e20133f619646f970b-200wi)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on June 27, 2011, 05:25:45 pm
http://bites.today.com/_news/2011/06/24/6935020-what-does-ben-jerrys-think-of-bacon-egg-ice-cream

(http://www.polls.newsvine.com/_vine/images/users/500/vidya-rao/6935036.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on June 27, 2011, 05:54:06 pm
How did such a wonderfully named thread turn into an orgy of dead pig carcasses that people put into their mouths and swallow into their bodies?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on June 27, 2011, 06:07:49 pm
because of me . . . i like meat in my mouth. 

i bet kosmo is hot.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on June 27, 2011, 06:34:52 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b97f_gummy_bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 28, 2011, 10:36:02 am
because of me . . . i like meat in my mouth. 

i bet kosmo is hot.

I'm sure his wife thinks so anyway...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonby on June 28, 2011, 06:10:13 pm
because of me . . . i like meat in my mouth. 

i bet kosmo is hot.

I'm sure his wife thinks so anyway...


you do know that i realize . . . that makes him none less the hotter.
Title: Pentax
Post by: Pentax on June 30, 2011, 11:45:57 am
thank you for information
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on June 30, 2011, 11:48:38 am
thank you for information

incoming spam...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on August 17, 2011, 06:10:50 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e1d0_my_first_bacon.jpg)

My First Bacon - Talking Plush
"You've got a friend in meat!"

- Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older
- Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
- Mechanical animated mouth
- Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
- Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
- Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
- Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!)
- Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide
- Download the My First Bacon Ringtone!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e1d0/

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 17, 2011, 06:24:15 pm
i was just thinking of this thread today, and how i've been slacking . . . thank you for your post.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 07, 2011, 09:12:31 pm
picked up at whole foods:

(http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/sweet_cell/WF_Bacon_Cheddar.jpg)
 
yes, those are pieces of bacon and yes, it's awesome.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 07, 2011, 09:33:40 pm
because of me . . . i like meat in my mouth. 

i bet kosmo is hot.

Guess i need to read more threads here...

You should see me in my kilt :) but not very hot beyond that...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: betao on September 07, 2011, 11:26:02 pm
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e1d0_my_first_bacon.jpg)

My First Bacon - Talking Plush
"You've got a friend in meat!"

- Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older
- Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
- Mechanical animated mouth
- Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
- Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
- Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
- Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!)
- Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide
- Download the My First Bacon Ringtone!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e1d0/



i'm sure PETA is absolutely thrilled about this.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 08, 2011, 09:58:50 am
because of me . . . i like meat in my mouth. 

i bet kosmo is hot.

Guess i need to read more threads here...

You should see me in my kilt :) but not very hot beyond that...

(http://www.georgenick.co.uk/Images/Kilts/Butch.jpg)

yum.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 13, 2011, 06:08:38 pm
(http://www.restaurantthree.com/images/WEEKOBACON_horizontal_9-6-11r3.gif)
 
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6130/6193917572_da327d1c28_z.jpg)

Week o' Bacon @ Restaurant 3
Thursday October 13 - Saturday October 22nd
2950 Clarendon Blvd., Arlington, VA 22201

bacon bloody mary - 'nuff said. 

more info on week o' bacon: http://www.restaurantthree.com/events.php

BYT review: http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/articles/country-fried-bacon-anyone-get-ready-for-bacon-week-restaurant-3.htm
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 13, 2011, 08:44:54 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309849_2199111252160_1078635392_32060241_1952156666_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on October 14, 2011, 02:07:47 pm
Bacon Maple Ale (http://www.rogue.com/beers/voodoo-bacon-maple.php)

This part cracked me up: "Food Pairing: Doughnuts & Pork"
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on October 14, 2011, 02:19:15 pm
This has become my favorite twitter feed.

@baconbaconsf (https://twitter.com/intent/user?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.baconbaconsf.com%2F&region=screen_name&screen_name=baconbaconsf&source=followbutton&variant=1.1)

It's a food truck that only serves bacon dishes.  And they announce where they're going to be each day via their twitter feed.

http://www.baconbaconsf.com/

Don't knock Bacon Carmel Corn until you've tried it:

(http://www.baconbaconsf.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bacon-bacon-caramel-corn-lg.jpg)

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on October 14, 2011, 02:20:16 pm
Bacon Maple Ale (http://www.rogue.com/beers/voodoo-bacon-maple.php)

This part cracked me up: "Food Pairing: Doughnuts & Pork"

I'd opt for the pork cupcake (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CDAQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtoncitypaper.com%2Fblogs%2Fyoungandhungry%2F2011%2F10%2F13%2Fopen-secrets-bourbon-steaks-pork-cupcake-and-other-off-menu-d-c-delights%2F&rct=j&q=pork%20cupcake&ei=5HyYTqvjGZSCsgLb88y8Cg&usg=AFQjCNH7PzwgDC83q7JlSmJEFq-ejvIFTw&cad=rja)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 14, 2011, 02:44:25 pm
This has become my favorite twitter feed.

@baconbaconsf (https://twitter.com/intent/user?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.baconbaconsf.com%2F&region=screen_name&screen_name=baconbaconsf&source=followbutton&variant=1.1)

It's a food truck that only serves bacon dishes.  And they announce where they're going to be each day via their twitter feed.

http://www.baconbaconsf.com/

oh my - well that was a gaffe.  don't you know that people on this board are smarter than to fall for the truck-that-tweets ploy?  those mobile merchants of inferiority are smelly and over-priced.  DUH.  you're a lemming if you think you've ever eaten anything tasty out of a truck!  whether it's a gourmet chef on wheels, or the rusted out truck where you used to get fries after practice - they're all the same!  THINK FOR YOURSELF.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 04, 2011, 11:48:36 am
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/bacon-cup.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 04, 2011, 11:50:23 am
(http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20pictures%20cool%20pics%20crazy%20photos/super_funny_hilarious_pictures_crazy_fun_Mr_Bacon_vs_Monsier_Tofu0-size-600x0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 04, 2011, 11:53:18 am
(http://www.videocok.com/thumb/daft-punk-vs-feed-me-grand-theft-harder-better-faster-stronger-ectstacy-dj-bacon-castle-mix.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 04, 2011, 11:54:33 am
(http://tvrefill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 15, 2011, 06:44:00 pm
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz4xyGNA91qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: nkotb on November 15, 2011, 07:58:44 pm
http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=18710.msg332229#msg332229

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz4xyGNA91qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 15, 2011, 08:07:04 pm
no more bacon for me.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on November 15, 2011, 08:07:35 pm
(http://tvrefill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bacon.jpg)


ok, this one made me laugh  ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on November 17, 2011, 03:40:19 pm
Bacon Lube.  That is all.

http://www.skullsandbacon.com/2011/11/bacon-lube-is-here.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 17, 2011, 05:41:49 pm
(http://lookwhatifoundtoday.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/luxury_bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 17, 2011, 05:42:34 pm
(http://expatemporium.co.uk/1906-673-large/baxters-luxury-broccoli-stilton-bacon-soup-415g.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 17, 2011, 05:43:51 pm
(http://www.alwayshungryny.com/images/content/JacksLuxuryOysterBar__OystersBacon2_v1_16_-_Version_2.jpg)

roasted oysters with potato rosti and bacon
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 17, 2011, 05:45:28 pm
(http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/3/baconeggs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 18, 2011, 01:54:05 pm
t'is the season:

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/carousel/e9c5_bacon_ornament_inuse.jpg)

Sparkling Bacon Ornament http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e9c5/

and to decorate those holiday treats: Bacon Frosting http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/eb0b/

and walkonby: i'm now mildly obsessed with that baxters soup.  i looked into ordering some online but it was stupid expensive.  gonna have look for it at local import shops.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on November 18, 2011, 04:50:06 pm
(http://www.businessunusual.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unusualbeefjerkybusinesscard1.jpg)
 
(http://www.businessunusual.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unusual-business-cardsbeef.jpg)

Unusual Business Cards Made Of Meat
http://www.businessunusual.net/odd/unusualbusinesscardsbeefjerky/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 28, 2011, 10:08:56 am
(http://toastnjams.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/il_570xn-246388230.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: slappy on November 28, 2011, 02:14:20 pm
Easy treat: Caramel Bacon Peanut Bark
No baking involved to the recipe. (yourself optional)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/foodwine/2016858298_carmelbaconnutcandy26.html (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/foodwine/2016858298_carmelbaconnutcandy26.html)
(http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2011/11/25/2016857905.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on December 05, 2011, 11:18:43 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/392761_10150594817693868_698713867_11680757_2110818941_n.jpg)

bacon-infused vodka for new years day brunch
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on December 05, 2011, 11:56:33 am
that looks like some shut in's bathroom jar.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on December 05, 2011, 12:08:15 pm
that looks like some shut in's bathroom jar.

Ha ha. We must be thinking alike. I thought that it looked like a jar of tape worms immersed in stomach acids.

Whether looking at it or just contemplating the thought of actually drinking that stuff turns my stomach. Not a big bacon fan myself. Very picky about how I eat that stuff. It's got to be nice and crispy. Cannot stand the soft and soggy crap they wrap around other foods. Those bacon and chocolate assortments all look good though, especially that one someone posted a long time ago of bacon strips dipped in chocolate.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 19, 2011, 04:49:30 pm
RT @Pogue Here's an online paint program that makes any photograph look better. ;) bit.ly/s78UYS (http://bit.ly/s78UYS)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 29, 2012, 12:54:25 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/425203_366308796715921_200994746580661_1576109_227663078_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 30, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421293_365121433517316_205344452828349_1358428_1057215075_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 01, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404194_10150566923706170_33298181169_8928866_293575344_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: wml7 on February 06, 2012, 09:33:00 pm
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/drink-bacon-milkshake-231500241.html
 ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 22, 2012, 02:40:57 am
from rogue - bacon maple ale:

(http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2011/11/enhanced-buzz-18904-1320969106-0-1-550x482.jpg)
 
you can mail order (http://rogue.com/beers/voodoo-bacon-maple.php) it, but by all accounts (http://www.geekosystem.com/maple-bacon-beer/) it isn't a good use of bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 26, 2012, 01:59:04 pm
brew your own bacon beer:
http://www.byo.com/component/resource/article/2060-breakfast-beers-bacon-beer
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on March 29, 2012, 03:35:15 am
Can you eat a pound of bacon in five minutes?

Contestants at this year's bacon championships in Indiana were set the challenge of eating 75 slices, a pound of bacon, in just five minutes.

The contest was held on Monday in Lafayette, Indiana.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17521237
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: betao on March 29, 2012, 09:35:04 am
there's a "bacon championship"?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: killsaly on April 06, 2012, 12:37:08 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540244_10150637456146006_7331091005_9509604_403560304_n.jpg)
bacon on a stick
Coming to Camden Yards.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 13, 2012, 08:08:16 am
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2012/06/12/ice-cream-whopper-burger-king-offering-bacon-sundae/

(http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/4f8432c585216d1aa402aece/bk-bacon-sundae-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on July 18, 2012, 08:58:02 pm
Win a Year of Bacon from Whole Foods!
http://blog.wholefoodsmarket.com/2012/07/win-a-year-of-bacon/

(http://blog.wholefoodsmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/baconsmackdownburst-300x292.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: atomicfront on July 19, 2012, 12:36:26 pm
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2012/06/12/ice-cream-whopper-burger-king-offering-bacon-sundae/

(http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/4f8432c585216d1aa402aece/bk-bacon-sundae-1.jpg)

Anyone who eats that deserves to die of a heart attack on the spot.  I don't understand what the love of bacon americans have. It tastes terrible and it is awful for you.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 19, 2012, 02:10:38 pm
I don't understand what the love of bacon americans have. It tastes terrible and it is awful for you.

Commie.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 19, 2012, 02:41:25 pm
I don't understand what the love of bacon americans have. It tastes terrible and it is awful for you.

Commie.

people who hate teachers . . . speak like this.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 24, 2012, 04:04:25 pm
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/bacon-sausage-shortage_n_1909609.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 24, 2012, 05:36:47 pm
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/bacon-sausage-shortage_n_1909609.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003)

fuck.  the mayans were right - just off by a year.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on September 27, 2012, 08:50:15 am
There will be no bacon shortage  (http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/09/unavoidable_bacon_shortage_u_k_s_national_pig_association_has_everyone_worried_about_the_price_of_pork_.html)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 27, 2012, 09:28:26 am
dunno if this has been posted yet*, but gawdang if this isn't my idea of perfection:

(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/diet-coke-with-bacon.jpg)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Diet-Coke-with-Bacon/100772595494

i learned about this at http://bacontoday.com/ - "Daily News on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon"

* and if it has been, it's worthy of mention again
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 07, 2012, 05:19:36 pm
There will be no bacon shortage  (http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/09/unavoidable_bacon_shortage_u_k_s_national_pig_association_has_everyone_worried_about_the_price_of_pork_.html)

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/217871_434915026558586_709079148_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 08, 2012, 10:32:28 am
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rwPGIv7XZJQ/TdOcj2C5IbI/AAAAAAAAAeA/a6A1MZSYxsI/s1600/snakenbacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 27, 2012, 09:57:16 am
wow!

"breakfast cupcakes"

(http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/2019/12/2019_1322734128.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on December 21, 2012, 04:10:03 pm
(http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/bacon-skyrim-helmet.jpg)

more pix, the-making-of, etc: http://imgur.com/a/SFSrP#4
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on December 21, 2012, 05:34:48 pm
is that a skyrim helmet made of bacon.  awesome.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on December 23, 2012, 02:53:44 pm
just got this as an early xmas present: http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Shaving-Cream_p_170.html

makes me nervous.  either the missus or my dog is going to want to eat my face after i use this stuff.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on February 27, 2013, 10:48:20 am
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/kmdobrz/bustedtees002dd391-ed7b-4248-ba60-114190a70e94_zps9c97eaac.jpg)

http://www.bustedtees.com/baconwallet?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2013-02-26_BustedStuff&utm_keyword=New_LessDormant
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on March 25, 2013, 02:48:10 pm
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/579313_364688620313205_23895836_n.jpg)


*For the record: I usually prefer the bread heels but cannot stand bacon grease.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on March 25, 2013, 03:59:50 pm
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487501_364707133644687_487711906_n.jpg)

I love this show so much, and I don't even watch television!  ;D
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 25, 2013, 04:06:50 pm
it scares me . . . i see it everyday, and im not looking for redneck flashbacks.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2013, 09:10:45 am
http://scopemouthwash.com/bacon/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: killsaly on April 01, 2013, 04:32:06 pm
I have seen mentions of a third Trailer Park Boys Movie...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on April 01, 2013, 05:18:07 pm
I have seen mentions of a third Trailer Park Boys Movie...

I saw it mentioned on here (https://www.swearnet.com) last night but has since been taken down. They are filming it now.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just wish they'd bring the series back. Movies of tv shows never work out as well. Not enough time to work up ongoing story lines and too often they blow their budgets on big scenes that are never anywhere as interesting as they think they'll be.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: atomicfront on April 01, 2013, 07:31:46 pm
Do you guys really eat bacon?  You only live once.  You don't want the heart disease and cancer that bacon brings. 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Jaguar on April 01, 2013, 07:41:01 pm
Do you guys really eat bacon?  You only live once.  You don't want the heart disease and cancer that bacon brings. 

Only on the odd occassion. I only like it nice and crisp, usually plain or very rarely on a burger.

Most of the posts in this thread totally gross me out! Have to admit that the chocolate covered bacon looks delicious though. I love salted chocolates and caramels and I don't even like the taste of salt.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 01, 2013, 09:40:08 pm
Do you guys really eat bacon?  You only live once.  You don't want the heart disease and cancer that bacon brings. 

get out of this thread loser . . . post bacon, or fuck off.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 01, 2013, 09:45:16 pm
It kills me that this thread has become all about damn dead pig
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: atomicfront on April 01, 2013, 10:58:01 pm
Do you guys really eat bacon?  You only live once.  You don't want the heart disease and cancer that bacon brings. 

get out of this thread loser . . . post bacon, or fuck off.

well the thread title is misleading.  I keep forgetting it is about bacon.  Because nitrates, fat, and high salt and nasty taste certainly don't make the perfect food.

I always think it will be blueberries or olives.  Or that wonderous food sardines.  Or if it was fatty food it would be something tasty like Brie or Camebert. 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 02, 2013, 12:10:57 am
Do you guys really eat bacon?  You only live once.  You don't want the heart disease and cancer that bacon brings. 

get out of this thread loser . . . post bacon, or fuck off.

well the thread title is misleading.  I keep forgetting it is about bacon.  Because nitrates, fat, and high salt and nasty taste certainly don't make the perfect food.

I always think it will be blueberries or olives.  Or that wonderous food sardines.  Or if it was fatty food it would be something tasty like Brie or Camebert. 

I miss flawd.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on April 03, 2013, 09:46:42 am
Bacon-flavoured condom firm hopes to taste success

An American firm is inviting its male customers to ?make your meat look like meat? with its launch of the world?s first bacon-flavoured condoms.

http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/NPD/Bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success

(http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/foodmanufacture.co.uk/npd/bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success/8025679-1-eng-GB/Bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success_dnm_headline.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 03, 2013, 10:21:27 am
Bacon-flavoured condom firm hopes to taste success

An American firm is inviting its male customers to ?make your meat look like meat? with its launch of the world?s first bacon-flavoured condoms.

http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/NPD/Bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success

(http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/foodmanufacture.co.uk/npd/bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success/8025679-1-eng-GB/Bacon-flavoured-condom-firm-hopes-to-taste-success_dnm_headline.jpg)

Word of advice: Before trying one, make sure the dog is tied up.

- David Letterman
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 03, 2013, 10:58:27 am
why would anybody care what a condom tastes like.  if you are wearing one while getting head or giving head to a cock with a condom on it . . . perhaps you shouldnt be with that person.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: jrho on May 15, 2013, 11:59:10 am
Oscar Mayer has created hot dogs made with bacon.

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/bacon-dogs-are-here--thanks--oscar-mayer-162544849.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on May 15, 2013, 12:10:54 pm
Oscar Mayer has created hot dogs made with bacon.

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/bacon-dogs-are-here--thanks--oscar-mayer-162544849.html

The amazing thing is that it's a hot dog that is actually genuinely made out of pork instead of mice, discarded tires, and the homeless.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on May 15, 2013, 02:43:09 pm
The amazing thing is that it's a hot dog that is actually genuinely made out of pork instead of mice, discarded tires, and the homeless.

Also superior to the hotdog made out of cheeseburger.
https://www.7-eleven.com/Hungry/Hot/Big-Bite/Cheeseburger-Bite
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 17, 2013, 11:14:34 am
humans waste so much food

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/SF-Bacon-Restaurant-Must-Close-Due-to-Aroma-of-Bacon-207784251.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on May 22, 2013, 03:01:51 pm
Bacon.  In a can. (http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/05/18/canned-bacon/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on June 24, 2013, 04:29:03 pm
Also, bacon ammo (http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/22667976/pork-coated-bullets-said-to-keep-islamic-terrorists-from-reaching-heaven#axzz2XAGTQr00).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 24, 2013, 04:34:41 pm
Also, bacon ammo (http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/22667976/pork-coated-bullets-said-to-keep-islamic-terrorists-from-reaching-heaven#axzz2XAGTQr00).

Yeah, these guys aren't really bigots. They just want to share their love of pork with the loved ones that they shoot.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 24, 2013, 04:58:42 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/burgerbusiness/wendys-rolling-out-pretze_b_3489328.html

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-06-24-Wendys_PretzelBaconCheeseburger.JPG)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 24, 2013, 04:59:30 pm
(http://i1.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/image548.jpg?zoom=1.5&fit=637%2C1000)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 24, 2013, 05:00:44 pm
(http://www.tagsaletastes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/PSMBD002-1_VA0_SQ1-300x300.jpg)

duck bacon
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 24, 2013, 10:00:04 pm
is it just my older model laptop, or are there a lot of older bacon page thread pictures, gone and just those annoying xs now?  so many fond memories of bacon burned up in the pan.  fudge.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 09, 2013, 12:35:02 pm
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgzrzux-GIqtfM_sDS38v_WPwh5yAor1elp9JSIm0igtvzCuDX9w)

just ordered one at work.  god, i hope the delivery guy is hot . . . i got a tip for him.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on July 22, 2013, 04:27:16 pm
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/files/2013/07/baconnats713a.jpg)

$5 for 3 strips in the club level at nats park
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on July 30, 2013, 02:29:45 pm
(http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bacon-bowl-maker.jpg?384d1b)

http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/bacon/the-bacon-bowl-maker-fills-that-bacon-sized-hole-in-your-heart-video/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 05, 2013, 09:42:35 am
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/998126_10201120454906348_1865353861_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 05, 2013, 03:55:27 pm
ombg.

oh my bacon god
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 05, 2013, 03:56:24 pm
(http://infographiclist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/baconbasedtourism_4ee8ee928e36e.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 05, 2013, 03:57:39 pm
(http://virginiatraditions.com/assets/item/nutrition/regular/NF20.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 05, 2013, 03:58:25 pm
(http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-cow-pig-best-friends-bacon-cheeseburger-pics.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on October 16, 2013, 08:59:30 pm
 bacon beer milkshake  (http://www.autoweek.com/article/20131016/NASCAR01/131019831)



(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193erskgsgn0zjpg/ku-bigpic.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 25, 2013, 11:43:59 am
Does Bacon Really Make Everything Better? Here's The Math
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/10/25/240556687/does-bacon-really-make-everything-better-here-s-the-math

and halloween is just around the corner:

(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/11990/1-2/bacon-bunting.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on October 25, 2013, 01:25:02 pm
Bacon Scented Cell Phone Notifications (http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/25/scentee-accessory-smell-android-ios/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 25, 2013, 07:47:39 pm
Bacon Scented Cell Phone Notifications (http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/25/scentee-accessory-smell-android-ios/)

god . . . is dead
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:33:25 pm
(http://scm-l3.technorati.com/13/09/05/77219/bacon-ford.jpg?t=20130905214505)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:33:52 pm
(http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/11-586x600.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:34:24 pm
(http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/bacon_dress.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:35:43 pm
(http://gadgets.vtm.zive.cz/thumbs/ti_file_808674378_590_367_80.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:37:11 pm
(https://d2npbuaakacvlz.cloudfront.net/images/uploaded/large-present/2012/6/27/best-book-ever-1340817309.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:39:23 pm
(http://lowcarboneday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/best-way-to-cook-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 28, 2013, 06:40:05 pm
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cocktail-rim-Bacon-Salt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 01, 2013, 10:58:46 am
(http://www.captainthoms.com/BaconKetchup_logo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on November 14, 2013, 02:31:58 pm
<a href="http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/bacon/behold-the-tasty-wonder-of-bacon-cubes/>Bacon Cubes[/url]
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 24, 2013, 06:33:27 pm
(http://www.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/430_baconturkey.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: brennser on January 22, 2014, 09:04:42 pm
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2014/01/it_took_surprisingly_long_for_a_bacononly_place_to_open.php
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:07:55 pm
bacon pick up line

(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bacon-food-2.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D375)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:09:44 pm
(http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bacon_tco.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:16:03 pm
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfo_URf6NFQlVNRMic36pQVAYaDcMJ2RfbcR1sQYMVqcOOGN2S)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:18:38 pm
bacon armor

(http://static.neatorama.com/images/2012-05/zhang-huan-bacon-armor.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:51:36 pm
(http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Yada on January 22, 2014, 09:55:26 pm
(http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bacon.jpg)

Is that the pic atomic sent you today?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:57:45 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6216958976/hC74D2B7D/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 22, 2014, 09:59:14 pm
(http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bacon.jpg)

Is that the pic atomic sent you today?

no . . . this is

(http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/November/131112/2D9670167-104040-d0525b.blocks_desktop_medium.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 03, 2014, 08:51:59 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1476186_10202922339729623_495877073_n.jpg)

2lbs #bacon, 1pkg cubed mozzarella cheese, can of biscuits 8ct. Quarter biscuits, place cheese cube inside each quarterd biscuit and close tightly, wrap bacon tightly around biscuit and use large skewer to hold together. Heat pan of oil (canola) to 350degrees and place them in only a few at a time. Once a golden color and bacon is cooked take out and drain on paper towel. Serve warm.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 03, 2014, 09:00:36 pm
wendys baconator


from the ad

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjNyzoZ6JOPIWYhP5xID9k_vWuLy369Tj-EVrRncZhMlTwQgns)


from the actual store

(http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Baconator.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on February 07, 2014, 12:37:31 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf2KK5qIMAEn_wP.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on March 06, 2014, 06:20:46 pm
sure, this could have gone in the beer thread... but let's face it, this event is really all about the bacon:

D.C.'s First Bacon And Beer Festival Will Take Place Next Month
http://dcist.com/2014/03/dcs_first_bacon_and_beer_festival_w.php
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: betao on March 06, 2014, 11:04:37 pm
They tried a Bacon Festival in Richmond last year. Seemed like a good idea but the event became a nightmare because a ton more people showed up than expected. Huuuuge crowd.

Bacon and Beer fest does sound fun though.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 24, 2014, 08:58:11 pm
(http://www.jta.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ritz_bacon-350x449.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 24, 2014, 09:02:17 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1512373_649361261793110_519860728_n.jpg)

(http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/-Tqrk0QG0Sq95culhn-yug/l.jpg)

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: atomic on March 24, 2014, 09:37:29 pm
I just bought some duck bacon. 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 24, 2014, 10:14:26 pm
(http://www.jta.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ritz_bacon-350x449.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/d2/27/92/d22792955e7e9bba7bc44848006c4bf0.jpg)

Been there.... These were my dad's favorite. Always a box in the house.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on April 02, 2014, 09:13:42 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31.0-8/p843x403/1939472_10151955162771957_1591571491_o.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on April 02, 2014, 09:18:59 pm
We need to get to the next page. 

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 06, 2014, 11:51:56 am
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/05/widespread-porcine-epidemic-threatens-pork-supplies-barbecue-season/

(http://www.artisaway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jamon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 14, 2014, 10:11:14 pm
(http://www.collectionsetc.com/images/product/large/large_98278.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on April 23, 2014, 02:58:40 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/metalchick666/blog%20stuff/2014-04-23_1118_zps579653bf.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: ggw on April 29, 2014, 12:10:15 pm
Thinking about Cinco de Mayo? El Rey, the beergarden on U Street, plans to celebrate with a five-pork taco. This special taco will be made from a woven bacon taco shell and will contain pork loin, al pastor, carnitas and pork fat mayo for $5.

(http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/4/29/4be4f9d0-6a0f-42b6-ab26-3e3bb954f457_800.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Yada on April 29, 2014, 01:56:23 pm
came in to post that ^^^^
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on May 29, 2014, 10:21:01 am
(http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10357840_10152045678661058_8212982367794945829_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 29, 2014, 12:22:17 pm
150 reasons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P_0HGRWgXw) why it smells soo good
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 19, 2014, 10:43:45 pm
(http://piximus.net/media/5285/world-of-bacon-13.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 19, 2014, 10:45:39 pm
(http://willswardstrom.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/bacon-candle.jpg?w=650)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 19, 2014, 10:46:55 pm
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6172/6162749179_062473a35f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 19, 2014, 10:48:40 pm
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/730071/thumbs/o-EMERGENCY-BACON-570.jpg?12)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 01, 2014, 09:12:04 am
(http://2.images.tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2014/02/SexBacon.jpg?width=500)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 01, 2014, 08:21:32 pm
Your skin is delicious (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjiyuD3fMGM) (youtube link)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 05, 2014, 08:28:51 pm
(http://raybussolari.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/medusa15.jpg?w=580)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 05, 2014, 08:31:24 pm
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/kegleaves/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-01/C66FF710-C169-4AD2-AA81-1166BC671777.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 05, 2014, 08:32:24 pm
(http://www.urbasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bacon-flavored-condom.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on August 25, 2014, 02:15:43 pm
Cascade Beer Candi Syrup - Maple & Smoked Bacon
http://morebeer.com/products/cascade-beer-candi-syrup-maple-smoked-bacon.html

this flavored syrup is meant to be used in your homebrew... yes, now you can brew up your own bacon beer.

(http://moreflavor-pavinthewaysoftw.netdna-ssl.com/product_image/morebeer/500x500/11076.jpg)
 
(http://moreflavor-pavinthewaysoftw.netdna-ssl.com/product_image/morebeer/500x500/11157.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 29, 2014, 03:24:09 pm
Iphone bacon alarm clock (http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25290035/iphone-alarm-clock-lets-you-wake-up-smell)


(http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2014/0306/20140306_015931_0307bacon.jpg)


...sadly I think it was just a marketing gimmick
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on January 15, 2015, 04:13:38 pm
(http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/bacon1.png)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/15/blue-bacon-recipe-_n_6471572.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on January 15, 2015, 04:36:08 pm
surely bacon is not still actually the world's most perfect food? I mean aren't people on to something different by now?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 15, 2015, 10:41:16 pm
Pictures of bacon, or no post at all . . . The thread of bacon, demands it.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on February 20, 2015, 03:08:47 pm
(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/baconwrapped_little-caesars.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=792)

http://time.com/3713252/little-caesars-bacon-wrapped-pizza-crust/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 20, 2015, 03:18:40 pm
Saw ad for that.  Want. Sorry, bacon pictures to come.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on March 18, 2015, 07:40:12 pm
New offerings at Rangers games:

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/rangers-food-3-15-006.jpg?w=1024&h=681)

Bacon cotton candy



(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/rangers-food-3-15-002.jpg?w=1024&h=681)

Candied Bacon - served in a Rangers helmet!

And to wash it down - Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 26, 2015, 02:00:12 pm
House of Bacon -  Virginia Beach's First and Only Bacon Restaurant
 (http://www.baconvb.com/)
(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/542c0191e4b0a92b52811a4a/t/5502f922e4b0aba00140d72c/1426258749891/?format=400w)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:26:48 pm
(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/girl-bacon.jpg.gif)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:27:15 pm
(http://cdn.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/baconkid.gif)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:28:41 pm
(http://www.imjustlaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/baby-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:30:47 pm
(http://image.way2enjoy.com/pic/83/89/66/600full-megan-fox.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:31:36 pm
(http://fumaga.com/i/Bacon-strips-trying-to-impregnate-an-egg-sexy-breakfast.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 10, 2015, 11:23:33 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11102790_1411683725814134_7758158601057961090_n.jpg?oh=ed3e3de399e53b03883bcaad3fd20660&oe=55A7CDF1)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 14, 2015, 01:40:16 pm
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10984024_937859552900989_4698575253920459687_n.jpg?oh=d66e8677187ab934182a7b982dfc8137&oe=55AE6BAA)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: shemptiness on May 05, 2015, 03:46:30 pm
America Loves Bacon Festival DC  (http://www.americalovesbacon.com/dc/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 05, 2015, 04:48:50 pm
hey nuke....that is posted two posts up
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 13, 2015, 12:58:30 pm
for (http://enrichmond.org/event/3rd-annual-bacon-festival/) jules

(http://enrichmond.org/phpages/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/BaconFestival_Logo_RGB-360x340.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 13, 2015, 01:12:48 pm
for (http://enrichmond.org/event/3rd-annual-bacon-festival/) jules

(http://enrichmond.org/phpages/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/BaconFestival_Logo_RGB-360x340.jpg)
Thanks for the heads up but Julian is vegetarian. Est. 2001
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 13, 2015, 01:27:20 pm
for (http://enrichmond.org/event/3rd-annual-bacon-festival/) jules

(http://enrichmond.org/phpages/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/BaconFestival_Logo_RGB-360x340.jpg)
Thanks for the heads up but Julian is vegetarian. Est. 2001
so that's why you're always in a crabby mood  :o
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 13, 2015, 01:51:15 pm
so that's why you're always in a crabby mood  :o
(http://i.imgur.com/2BleEGY.gif)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 13, 2015, 01:53:00 pm
so that's why you're always in a crabby mood  :o
But seriously, while I'm not one of those "advocate vegetarianism to others" people, it greatly improved my general health, mood, and well-being.

But, again, people should eat whatever they want as long as they maintain a BMI <25.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 13, 2015, 02:51:15 pm
Bacon photos, or gifs . . . Or GET THE FUCK OUT. 
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: betao on May 14, 2015, 08:22:39 am
The Richmond Bacon Festival is still a good time. Will definitely be there this year, possibly contributing to an upcoming heart attack.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on May 14, 2015, 09:33:50 am
Mmmmm baycon.

http://baycon.org/bcwp/about/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 14, 2015, 11:10:29 am
jules...look away

BBQ Bacon Sushi - COOK WITH ME.AT (https://youtu.be/5gv86vO9zCw)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 14, 2015, 03:16:58 pm
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bacon+obiously+the+best+food+ever_96bc4e_3558029.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 14, 2015, 03:20:56 pm
(https://d2npbuaakacvlz.cloudfront.net/images/uploaded/large-present/2014/1/1/the-absolutely-best-gift-for-an-anime-fan-and-aspiring-pianist-1388595845.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 14, 2015, 03:23:12 pm
(http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mZTdjNWU2MTYyZDlhYzFj.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 14, 2015, 03:25:26 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/e9/11/c2e911bedf8d64554f1eca861d0b5b20.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 29, 2015, 11:17:51 am
Cheesy Bacon Bombs!  (https://youtu.be/rluvvGdhRVo)
man could I go for a few of these right now
(http://www.ohbiteit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bbombcov-650x574.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 05, 2015, 11:36:53 pm
(http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzA2LzA2LzYxL3RyYWluLjU2ZDZhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/d32ab7f7/228/train.jpg)

Amtrak train slams into truck carrying 70,000 pounds of bacon (http://mashable.com/2015/06/05/amtrak-train-crash-bacon/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 15, 2015, 08:53:57 am
mmm bacon pringles...for ramadan
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03353/pringles_3353107b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2015, 10:40:36 am
It has twice the nutritional value of kale, is high in protein, and tastes just like bacon (http://oregonstate.edu/ua/ncs/archives/2015/jul/osu-researchers-discover-unicorn-%E2%80%93-seaweed-tastes-bacon)!

I'd like to see what Jules thinks of this
(http://oregonstate.edu/ua/ncs/sites/default/files/imagecache/scale-crop-300-450/dulse_langdon_003sw.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 17, 2015, 11:57:06 am
I would want to reserve judgment until I actually taste it. . . which, since it supposedly is not being grown for human consumption at this time, seems like a good ways off.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2015, 12:11:20 pm
tastes like bacon and NOT for human consumption??!!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on July 17, 2015, 12:14:47 pm
no talk, only bacon, here, in this thread, please

(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bacon-buffalo-wings-bacon-wrapped-corn-dogs.jpg)

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on July 17, 2015, 12:15:30 pm
(http://www.movoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/82.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on July 17, 2015, 12:16:17 pm
(http://www.best-tshirts-ever.com/images/auto-bacon-t-shirt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on July 17, 2015, 12:16:46 pm
(http://images.7bucktees.com/wp-content/uploads/bacon-stormtrooper-t-shirt-zoom.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2015, 12:17:28 pm
^that post smelled like bacon!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 17, 2015, 12:18:50 pm
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RT2F-0bC1hM/0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on July 17, 2015, 12:33:59 pm
That's not new.  The 7-Eleven near my office has had that for a while.

It's not nearly as good as the folks who sell them outside the stadium on game days though.  I'm on a first name basis with them....
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: K8teebug on July 17, 2015, 01:41:49 pm
why are people still posting to this? It's Pizza. And always will be pizza.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on July 17, 2015, 02:19:25 pm
why are people still posting to this? It's Pizza. And always will be pizza.

The Alsatian Flamenkuche is among my favorites....

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/02/7c/03/027c03699fb549ef8bb58e9f09cdc35e.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 17, 2015, 02:39:10 pm
why are people still posting to this? It's Pizza. And always will be pizza.
Oh man, any minute now grateful is going to show up, insist it's "Chipotle, the only real food" angrily, and start awkwardly touching himself while moaning "burrito bowl" for a while.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on July 18, 2015, 05:38:18 am
Oh no, pizza is good.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on August 04, 2015, 12:08:24 pm
I want me some machine gun bacon.. anyone got any recs of places outside of Texas?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 06, 2015, 09:13:15 am
...for walky and all the ladies (or anyone else)

Kevin Bacon is calling for more male nudity (http://mashable.com/2015/08/04/kevin-bacon-male-nudity-free-the-bacon/) in Hollywood. #FreeTheBacon

(http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzA4LzAzLzU5L0tFVklOR0lGLjA3MGMzLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/7535cfed/96e/KEVIN-GIF.gif)

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on August 06, 2015, 09:59:42 am
was, that really a bacon post?  hmm,
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 16, 2015, 01:30:02 pm
Oscar Meyer Releases Dating App for Bacon Enthusiasts (http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/oscar-mayer-releases-sizzl-dating-app-exclusively-bacon-lovers-166955)

posted to the correct thread
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on September 16, 2015, 01:55:43 pm
Oscar Meyer Releases Dating App for Bacon Enthusiasts (http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/oscar-mayer-releases-sizzl-dating-app-exclusively-bacon-lovers-166955)

posted to the correct thread
To be fair, it probably could've been posted in several threads and been on-topic.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:27:07 pm
Julian . . . bacon, please.  I get all excited to come here, and then it just you only posting about stuff, but no bacon.

(http://www.recipes2all.com/wp-content/themes/sahifa/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bacon-recipes.jpg&h=330&w=660&a=c)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:28:02 pm
you see, Julian . . . bacon

(http://www.dailyholidayblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pillsbury-bacon-foccacia.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:28:51 pm
(http://www.dailyholidayblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bacon-sushi1-upload.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:30:14 pm
boom, Julian, boom

(http://grilling24x7.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/oring11.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:32:50 pm
(http://www.recipes2all.com/wp-content/themes/sahifa/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bbq-bacon-beans1.jpg&h=330&w=660&a=c)




Baked Three-Bean Casserole with Crispy Bacon Crust, Julian.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on September 16, 2015, 02:35:40 pm
(http://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Tofurky-Tempeh-Bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 02:36:40 pm
wow,
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on September 16, 2015, 02:44:11 pm
Better?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 16, 2015, 03:09:50 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely grateful for his desire to meet us carnivores halfway).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on September 16, 2015, 03:19:26 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely grateful for his desire to meet us carnivores halfway).
I'm a coalition builder.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 16, 2015, 03:48:23 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely grateful for his desire to meat us carnivores halfway).

FTFY
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on September 16, 2015, 04:05:57 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely grateful for his desire to meet us carnivores halfway).

ahem
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on September 16, 2015, 04:08:04 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely jaded by his transparent attempt to patronize us carnivores).

ahem
Fixed it for him.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 16, 2015, 04:13:29 pm
damn, good one there, Julian.  but, bitch please, bacon.

(http://baconchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Money_Shot-Solo_Ring.jpg)

bacon wrapped pineapple mozzarella ring, on the grill
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on September 16, 2015, 06:01:27 pm
much!
 
(for those who aren't keeping score, jules is vegetarian... so i'm entirely grateful for his desire to meet us carnivores halfway).

ahem

well apparently you're no longer grateful, so once again i've volunteered to pick up the slack around here.  sheesh...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 17, 2015, 10:45:30 pm
http://www.prevention.com/food/ractopamine-found-bacon

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/1b59624264305f1896589f6cbf290179/tumblr_nazf7jlEuq1tjg0vso1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walk,on,by on September 28, 2015, 06:00:56 pm
ate here yesterday

http://www.thepigdc.com/

where they had


BACON

traditional  7
 
 cured, brined, roasted

face  8
 
 jowl, smoked, slow roasted, maple


 Canadian  7

loin, brined, smoked, seared

 country  8 

cured, roasted, bourbon

 sichuan  7 

cured, smoked, fermented chili


bacon tasting board 35


Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 19, 2015, 12:36:15 pm
seen in Wapo today
?I?m a vegetarian ? except for bacon.?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2015, 01:10:39 pm
the hypocrite burger: a veggie burger topped with bacon.  pretty damn tasty, depending on the veggie burger.

(http://firsttoknow.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fat-burger-hypocrite-burger.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on October 19, 2015, 01:23:07 pm
pretty damn tasty, depending on the veggie burger.
I have literally thought of opening a restaurant for "gourmet" veggie burgers. The different products you can use to make your patties (bean, quinoa, soy, etc) match better with different ingredients and I actually think there's more a foodie-chef could do with inventive veggie burgers than real meat-burgers at this point. I have a southwestern burger and a "breakfast" burger that would knock the socks off even the most voracious meat-eater.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2015, 02:02:37 pm
i'd check that out.  i've had some awesome veggies 'burgs, and i'm an unapologetic carnivore.

benefit that veggie has over meat, in the burger dept., is that the taste of ground meat is too strong.  only thing you can do with it is go even stronger: bbq sauce, hot peppers, etc.  it can be good, but it's taking a sledgehammer to your palette.  a lot more variation (read: subtlety) available when going veggie.

unfortunately, a lot of people's only exposure to veggie burgers are the tasteless frozen pucks of pressed insulation that come in a box and folks throw on the bbq to appease vegetarians.  that's like basing your appreciation of pasta on chef boy-ar-dee (sp?).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 19, 2015, 06:30:16 pm
(https://www.cdn-outlet.com/photos/options/8134458-11590-1A.jpg)(https://www.cdn-outlet.com/photos/options/8134458-11590-2A.jpg)

bacon print speedo (http://www.swimoutlet.com/p/turbo-mens-bacon-water-polo-brief-8134458/?color=11590)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 23, 2015, 01:50:14 am
(http://del.h-cdn.co/assets/15/43/maple-bacon.jpg)

Five Amazing New Pop-Tart Flavors You Need To Know About (http://www.delish.com/food-news/g3068/kelloggs-new-pop-tart-flavors/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 23, 2015, 09:07:20 am
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10298785_1397972366883149_8307109794724162103_n.jpg?oh=6862c3a79e8ad2c20d18644fd09603da&oe=56C07748)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: ggw on October 26, 2015, 10:25:14 am
World Health Organization Declares Bacon "Carcinogenic" (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-26/red-meat-processed-meat-labeled-cancer-risks-by-who)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 26, 2015, 11:26:24 am
World Health Organization Declares Bacon "Carcinogenic" (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-26/red-meat-processed-meat-labeled-cancer-risks-by-who)
I say Fuk the WHO

did you read this article  (http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/oct/26/bacon-ham-sausages-processed-meats-cancer-risk-smoking-says-who?CMP=share_btn_fb)in the guardian

?A much bigger risk factor is obesity and lack of exercise,? ......?Red and processed meat are among 940 agents reviewed by the IARC and found to pose some level of theoretical ?hazard?. Only one substance, a chemical in yoga pants, has been declared by the IARC not to cause cancer.

?The IARC says you can enjoy your yoga class, but don?t breathe air (class 1 carcinogen), sit near a sun-filled window (class 1), apply aloe vera (class 2B) if you get a sunburn, drink wine or coffee (class 1 and class 2B), or eat grilled food (class 2A). And if you are a hairdresser or do shift work (both class 2A), you should seek a new career.?

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on October 26, 2015, 04:25:19 pm
everybody knows bacon and hot dogs (including chorizo unfortunately) is terrible for you.. not sure what the news is..

now the way WHO tries to extend their findings to red meat in general is pitiful.. ."probably"??

also ham is bad

I have to check the nitrates free hot dogs we give our kids..there is apparently some nitrates or nitrites or both free hot dogs that have something else that is made from those very products..

food in the US is pitiful.. I was watching this news story on AL Jazzera (they have way more actual news stories than CNN/MSNBC/FOX which talk about nothing all day) about California's central valley where a lot of our vegetables and fruits come from and they use manufactured water from oil extractors.. and the water smells of oil, has film from oil, etc.. sounds terrible... and because of the drought I guess they get a pass?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: ggw on October 26, 2015, 06:18:11 pm
AL Jazzera

I think I saw him at One Step Down back in the day.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on October 26, 2015, 06:20:15 pm
AL Jazzera

I think I saw him at One Step Down back in the day.

yes with Ben Ghazi
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2015, 10:47:01 pm
This is a crocodile wrapped in bacon, with a chicken in it's mouth. A Bacrocken? It's the aussie Turducken

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10698495_808695979195342_8073862194157699957_n.jpg?oh=a87eef7f4030c496d455dea16d527395&oe=56EAEE2E)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 28, 2016, 04:55:18 pm
couldn't decide if this should go in the whiskey thread or not
this place seems more apropos

Bacon shot glasses dipped in chocolate and filled with whisky  (http://drinksfeed.com/bacon-shot-glasses-dipped-in-chocolate-and-filled-with-whisky/)


(https://36.media.tumblr.com/79d16d001e6668a3e1782cf83132d314/tumblr_o0melvJckO1qzfsnio1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 20, 2016, 07:33:39 pm
Julian would love this
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/11/the-best-burger-in-the-world-has-been-announced-and-it-has-no-meat-in-it-5493619/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/11/the-best-burger-in-the-world-has-been-announced-and-it-has-no-meat-in-it-5493619/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on April 21, 2016, 08:31:21 am
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1306332/jim-is-gone-o.gif) (http://gifsoup.com/view/1306332/jim-is-gone.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on April 21, 2016, 09:36:44 am
You bacon-eating funbois are monsters, ALL OF YOU. You are not welcome on Pig Beach. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Beach)

Quote
Pig Beach (also known as Pig Island, Major Cay, and officially Big Major Cay) is an uninhabited island (or cay) located in Exuma, the Bahamas, and known for being populated by many swimming feral pigs.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Vorobek_Bahamas_-_swimming_pigs.jpg/450px-Vorobek_Bahamas_-_swimming_pigs.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nan9pkn.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aBp8FfU.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ug036xO.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on May 02, 2016, 02:26:41 pm
Truck hauling 42,000 lbs of ham bursts into flames near Fayetteville
http://www.wral.com/truck-hauling-42-000-lbs-of-ham-burst-into-flames-near-fayetteville/15673958/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on June 14, 2016, 04:27:16 pm
When you gotta have it, you gotta have it.

http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar-man-arrested-for-smuggling-bacon-in-his-anal-cavity/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 19, 2016, 10:08:51 am
this thread was long neglected....

For years meat eaters have endured finger-wagging and guilt trips based on the assumption that meat production is bad for the environment and contributes to greenhouse gasses (GHG) and global warming. But a new study suggests that eating a vegetarian diet is more likely to contribute to climate change. According to research from Carnegie Mellon University, consumption of fruits, vegetables, dairy and seafood is more harmful to the environment because these foods have relatively high resources uses and GHG emissions per calorie. Published in Environment Systems and Decisions (March 2016: 36(1); 92-103), the study measured the changes in energy use, blue water footprint and GHG emissions associated with U.S. food consumption patterns. ?Eating lettuce is over three times worse in greenhouse gas emissions than eating bacon,? said Paul Fischbeck, one of the study authors. ?Lots of common vegetables require more resources per calorie than you would think. Eggplant, celery and cucumbers look particularly bad when compared to pork or chicken.? The authors did not study low-impact, pasture-fed unprocessed dairy production, which would have a far lower impact than conventional confinement dairy subject to high-energy pasteurization processes.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on July 19, 2016, 10:39:28 am
Lettuce?  Celery?  I feed those to my pigs!
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 25, 2016, 09:53:15 am
 The German word kummerspeck means excess weight gained from emotional overeating.

Literally,
grief bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 25, 2016, 09:56:06 am
The German word kummerspeck means excess weight gained from emotional overeating.

Literally,
grief bacon.
Parading of text, calling out fat people's emotional immaturity, references to Germans. . . literally a perfect post. More like this, Hatchy.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 11, 2016, 10:31:14 am
my weapon of choice
86-year-old woman uses bacon to fight off thief (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/20/86-year-old-woman-uses-bacon-to-fight-off-thief/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 31, 2016, 03:18:20 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1AC97uWgAABphF.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on January 05, 2017, 11:45:57 am
Martellus Bennett shares his love for bacon
http://www.patriots.com/video/2016/12/29/martellus-bennett-shares-his-love-bacon

said with all the panache you'd expect from a football player.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: ggw on February 23, 2017, 04:18:28 pm
The Great Bacon Bubble has burst.

(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iVzhCNSNDtp8/v2/800x-1.png)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 23, 2017, 04:38:51 pm
i blame trump.  people are too depressed to eat bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 23, 2017, 05:53:39 pm
GGW...thanks for posting
I've been hearing about the bacon shortage and have a freezer full of the stuff in case they start rationing it
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Relaxer on February 27, 2017, 03:36:48 pm
apparently these are the top 50 best fast foods in america. do not agree with #1 ONE BIT

http://fastfood.theringer.com/ (http://fastfood.theringer.com/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 27, 2017, 03:39:51 pm
your post, does beg the question . . .
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on February 27, 2017, 03:40:37 pm
So few of those are actual food.  Sad. #sad
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on February 27, 2017, 03:41:12 pm
So few of those are actual food.  Sad. #sad
Co-signed.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 06, 2017, 09:50:56 am
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61ogT0m98UL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

FYI...not REM bassist
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: herman otto on May 08, 2017, 12:37:41 am
Bar Bacon

NYC
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 29, 2018, 12:33:30 pm
These guys can GTFO post haste:

#BreakUpWithBacon is the message of a new ad campaign at D.C. bus stops and on TV (https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/breakupwithbacon-is-the-message-of-a-new-ad-campaign-at-dc-bus-stops-and-on-tv/2018/09/28/3c60c564-c336-11e8-a1f0-a4051b6ad114_story.html?utm_term=.da57fa49af93)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: walkonbyeeeeeeeee on December 07, 2018, 01:14:00 pm
http://www.nbc12.com/2018/12/06/new-bacon-vending-machine-fuels-ohio-state-university-students/?fbclid=IwAR18fgs9SZeVL0sU2ALc9DAO11F3L4YpVJ3pl66ZfbfAMmIveQNrAvTZVgo

I came back, for just a minute . . . to post this.  I think, of this thread, every now, and again.

the, end.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on December 07, 2018, 01:24:19 pm
Finally some good news!!

Come on Walkie....get back to where you can once belonged
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 07, 2018, 01:34:30 pm
funny I was just thinking about the bacon thread
can't believe walkie comes out of a year long absence to just post about bacon
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on December 07, 2018, 01:38:50 pm
Year absence?? It’s barely been two months....


Sometimes it does feel like a while though
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on December 07, 2018, 01:43:20 pm
Fact is walkie is the heartbeat of the board but if he has issues or whatever one cannot force him to post


I just want the guy to be happy even if that is selling ranch houses in West Virginia and not posting
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 20, 2018, 01:49:57 pm
Don Jr tries to (unsuccessfully) troll vegetarians with a bacon comment (https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-jr-instagram-food-and-drug-administration-us-department-1261652)
The meme posted by Trump Jr. read, “There hasn’t been one single bacon recall in 2018 but there have been several vegetable recalls..just saying.” Trump Jr. captioned the post “Well, it’s true.”

numerous bacon products have been recalled countrywide in 2018.


what's even more bizarre is this 2011 tweet from DTJr

Donald Trump Jr.
Does anyone else have a Bacon fetish???  It sounds so wrong but tastes so right!
9:34 AM - 20 Nov 2011
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: hutch on December 20, 2018, 03:18:17 pm
Knowing these sleazoids he is probably just trying to influence the price of pork bellies so he can make a fast buck
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2020, 03:26:51 pm
(https://i.redd.it/qjk45k87p6b21.jpg)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: WALKonBack on November 17, 2020, 10:30:18 am
https://www.southernthing.com/waffle-house-gets-its-first-official-beer-and-it-smells-just-like-bacon-2648936658.html?xrs=RebelMouse_fb&ts=1605537605
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 15, 2021, 03:32:31 pm
(https://external-preview.redd.it/X_zI0daFeh3LHmDZxu4NtZg1cNIQicMEWTiBbAo29oU.jpg?auto=webp&s=c3e5c83a7891b5357dbfa1bb9e4cb2eebfa3c8c1)
real

https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: WALKonBack on April 15, 2021, 05:32:50 pm
This thread again?!  Thank you, for all you do. 

Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on October 23, 2021, 01:18:23 am
enough of this potato shit. let's get back to the OG:

https://www.facebook.com/bryan.sakowski.5/videos/557100932273111/ (https://www.facebook.com/bryan.sakowski.5/videos/557100932273111/)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: WALKonBack on October 23, 2021, 09:00:19 am
All, fucking hail . . . Sweetcell
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 03, 2022, 01:37:29 pm
Ali A. Rizvi
Choosing between the world’s two largest religions really comes down to whether you like women or bacon
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/273206950_10107883540029538_7877371752948610306_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XLDEv0EeSsAAX8D5xeL&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9hVEiIAanr7mLXfo3WrYVbFJndBUxnyuRii3aS3aJ8nw&oe=62009827)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Starsky on February 03, 2022, 02:05:23 pm
I was telling my son that the Bible doesn’t mention heaven or hell. Am I wrong?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Walk,on,by on February 03, 2022, 02:09:38 pm
Ahhh, this 'ole thread.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 03, 2022, 02:44:16 pm
I was telling my son that the Bible doesn’t mention heaven or hell. Am I wrong?
me being the bible scholar...
my understanding is that heaven is in there but hell was made up in the middle ages

Google gave me this:
It is not true.

'Heaven' is mentioned 691 times in the Bible (KJV), while 'hell' is mentioned 54 times and 'hell fire' 3 times.

The truth is that heaven is described in the Bible as a dwelling place of God and the angelic beings that worship Him (Nehemiah 9:6; Matthew 18:10; 28:2; Mark 13:31; Luke 2:15). The Lord Jesus Christ came from heaven (John 3:31; 6:38), returned to heaven after His death and resurrection (Acts 1:11; Ephesians 1:20), and will come from heaven one day to deliver His people and judge those who did not believe His gospel (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17; 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9).

Heaven is characterized with joy (Luke 15:7, 10), rest (Revelation 14:13), peace (Luke 16:25), righteousness (2 Peter 3:13), service (Revelation 7:15), reward (Matthew 5:11-12), inheritance (1 Peter 1:4), and glory (Romans 8:17-18).

On the hand, hell is the place of eternal torments prepared for the devil and the fallen angels (Matthew 25:41; 2 Peter 2:4), rejectors of the Gospel (Matthew 10:15), disobedient (Romans 2:8-9), wicked (Revelation 21:8), beast and the false prophet (Revelation 19:20) as well as worshippers of the beast (Revelation 14:11).

Hell is described as similar to eternal burning (Matthew 13:42; 18:8-9; Revelation 20:10), eternal darkness (Matthew 8:12; 22:13; 2 Peter 2:4, 17), eternal destruction (Matthew 7:13; Philippians 1:28; 2 Peter 3:7, 10) and eternal separation from God and His blessings (2 Thessalonians 1:9). It is symbolically pictured in Revelation 10:20 and 20:10 as a lake of fire.

The Lord Jesus, while ministrying here on earth, painted a graphic picture of heaven and hell in the story of the rich man and Lazarus (Luke 16:19-31). So no one has any reason to doubt the reality of heaven and hell.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Starsky on February 03, 2022, 02:52:57 pm
What about the Old Testament? Any mention there?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 03, 2022, 02:57:15 pm
I was telling my son that the Bible doesn’t mention heaven or hell. Am I wrong?

i've heard people say this before, and unfortunately it's wrong.  "heaven" is all over the place.  the word "hell" is only used in the new testament, per the online bible i just consulted.  in the old testament they used phrases like "the grave", "the pit", or "death" to mean a place of eternal damnation - but never the word "hell".
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 03, 2022, 02:59:07 pm
What about the Old Testament? Any mention there?
you know who would know, Nick Cave
you should submit this question to red hand files :)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 03, 2022, 03:28:10 pm
Is this "Ruin a thread with religion" Day?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 03, 2022, 03:36:18 pm
bacon and religion cannot be separated.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on February 03, 2022, 04:39:57 pm
I was telling my son that the Bible doesn’t mention heaven or hell. Am I wrong?

i've heard people say this before, and unfortunately it's wrong.  "heaven" is all over the place.  the word "hell" is only used in the new testament, per the online bible i just consulted.  in the old testament they used phrases like "the grave", "the pit", or "death" to mean a place of eternal damnation - but never the word "hell".


FWIW, neither book was written in english, so...
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: sweetcell on February 03, 2022, 05:45:34 pm
I was telling my son that the Bible doesn’t mention heaven or hell. Am I wrong?

i've heard people say this before, and unfortunately it's wrong.  "heaven" is all over the place.  the word "hell" is only used in the new testament, per the online bible i just consulted.  in the old testament they used phrases like "the grave", "the pit", or "death" to mean a place of eternal damnation - but never the word "hell".


FWIW, neither book was written in english, so...

correct, but every culture touched by one of the Big Three monotheistic religions has a direct translation for the word "hell".  so while the original hebrew, aramaic, greek, etc. texts would not have H + E + L + L they would have used their direct equivalent (or in the case of the old testament, not).
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 09, 2022, 05:18:25 pm
bacon and religion cannot be separated.
can confirm
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285618460_10159852359669730_8872943567559681172_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Qjslg45RSwkAX8gDfSq&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_3VeVb55-7ExDnguxAWajBMcVP5qhAIda7f3ucFI6Ghw&oe=62A7CFF3)
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 29, 2022, 12:19:22 pm
I pondered whether this so go here or random randomness, because not sure if this can be define as food..

A massive Cheez-It, which is 16 times the standard size, serves as the base for Taco Bell's new "Big Cheez-It Tostada

(https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1542115341337333760/plhrrlq1?format=jpg&name=900x900)

New York (CNN Business)Taco Bell is testing a new menu item with a beloved snack food. The fast-food chain hopes the creation can replicate the success of its Doritos shells.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/29/business/taco-bell-cheez-it-test/index.html
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: vansmack on June 29, 2022, 12:51:58 pm
What does this have to do with bacon?
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: deadheads can't dance on June 29, 2022, 12:57:19 pm
Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.
Title: Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
Post by: DeathOrFreedom ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 29, 2022, 01:21:47 pm
Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.
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