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Title: Best band names that don't exist
Post by: on December 18, 2003, 01:11:00 pm
A grrl band fronted by a cronkite:
 
 Shag & The Carpets
 
 A geek band fronted by a grrl:
 
 Polly & The Nominals
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Post by: mankie on December 18, 2003, 01:30:00 pm
Wilco...or is that just wishful thinking?
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Post by: sonickteam2 on December 18, 2003, 02:30:00 pm
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Wilco...or is that just wishful thinking?
hahahaah
 
 how about Wontco
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Post by: broadkat on December 18, 2003, 03:30:00 pm
bitch tits.  definitely.
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Post by: on December 18, 2003, 05:49:00 pm
The Rubber Hammers (2 meanings, duh!)
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Post by: Jaguär on December 18, 2003, 10:46:00 pm
The Deaf Mutes
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Post by: keithstg on December 19, 2003, 12:16:00 pm
Leon Lett
 
 Conan the Destroyer
 
 Flowers and Candy
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Post by: on December 19, 2003, 12:46:00 pm
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Originally posted by keithstg:
 
 Conan the Destroyer
 
 
That would be like Comsat Angels.  The rights already belong to some big-assed corporation.
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Post by: thatguy on December 19, 2003, 03:41:00 pm
my fake hair band name from when i was a kid:
 
 pistol dawn
 
 first album:
 
 drink 'till midnight
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 19, 2003, 03:51:00 pm
Eminems Balls in a Noose
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Post by: on December 19, 2003, 06:32:00 pm
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Originally posted by thatguy:
 
 pistol dawn
 
...Sounds like a George Romero zombie movie, either that, or Malibu Barbie's new roomie.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] Eminems Balls in a Noose [/b]
How about: Eminems Balls on a Moose
Title: Re: Best band names that don't exist
Post by: on January 05, 2004, 11:21:00 am
A hair metal-revival band: The Heir Triggers
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Post by: on January 05, 2004, 11:17:00 pm
Rankle Mankie
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Post by: on January 20, 2004, 10:56:00 am
a lesbian, alt-country band named, "Howdy! Life Pardner!"
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Post by: bearman🐻 on January 20, 2004, 03:20:00 pm
We used to have an imaginary band in college, Groaning Joan. We were the stuff of legend.  ;)
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Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on January 20, 2004, 04:25:00 pm
I still like "Camryn Mannheim Steamroller".......
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Post by: sonickteam2 on January 20, 2004, 04:40:00 pm
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Rankle Mankie
Mankie and the Hankie Pankies
Title: Re: Best band names that don't exist
Post by: sonickteam2 on January 20, 2004, 04:44:00 pm
i always thought a good name for one of those Linkin Park-esque bands who sing about teen frustration and not being cool and other sad shit like that , would be
 
  Square Peg  - it fits the whole image of not fitting!
 
   it would have to be Skware Peg though.  ;)
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Post by: thirsty moore on January 20, 2004, 05:12:00 pm
Basically any metal band could name themselves a medical term.
 
 Distension
 Artery
 Contusion
 Aorta
 etc.
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Post by: ggw on January 20, 2004, 05:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  Basically any metal band could name themselves a medical term.
 
Erectile Dysfunction?
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Post by: Jaguär on January 20, 2004, 11:14:00 pm
Incomplete Evacuation?
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Post by: on January 21, 2004, 12:37:00 am
Suppository Amos
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Post by: on June 20, 2004, 07:53:00 am
The Beasties Fiasco
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Post by: vansmack on June 21, 2004, 11:57:00 am
Quickie 'n the Bushes
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Post by: on June 22, 2004, 12:45:00 pm
Godless Mouse
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Post by: taylorjohnmark on June 22, 2004, 12:57:00 pm
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The Beasties Fiasco
That has a nice ring to it. . .
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Post by: bearman🐻 on June 22, 2004, 02:03:00 pm
Torn Anus
 Lenny Krotchitch
 Mariah Crappy
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Post by: Medusa on June 22, 2004, 02:53:00 pm
Scissor Eviction.
 
 Cheers
 
 DJ Medusa.
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Post by: on June 22, 2004, 04:04:00 pm
Bad Pitchfork Bad