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Title: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 10:29:45 am
Penile Carcinoma
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 10:30:13 am
Teenage Fornication
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 28, 2015, 10:46:17 am
Transvaginal ultrasound
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Post by: sweetcell on May 28, 2015, 11:04:53 am
The Shitlords
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 28, 2015, 11:13:27 am
The Shitlords of the New Church
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 11:16:06 am
Carlos Spicyweiner
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Post by: killsaly on May 28, 2015, 11:19:10 am
Wolf Squirts
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Post by: killsaly on May 28, 2015, 12:53:16 pm
Tainted Meat
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Post by: Bagley on May 28, 2015, 01:01:23 pm
Technicolor Yawn
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 01:25:21 pm
The Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Club
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 01:25:32 pm
On Advice From Council We Have Changed Our Name
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Post by: sweetcell on May 28, 2015, 01:54:15 pm
Technicolor Yawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 01:54:46 pm
Technicolor Yawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
Massive fail, Bagley, massive fail.
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Post by: Relaxer on May 28, 2015, 01:58:42 pm
The Goddamn Fucking Assholes
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Post by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on May 28, 2015, 02:05:39 pm
Boners
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Post by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on May 28, 2015, 02:06:04 pm
Transvaginal ultrasound

My favorite!

Sin,

Ken Cuccinelli
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 02:14:36 pm
Transvaginal ultrasound

My favorite!

Sin,

Ken Cuccinelli
To be honest, "Sin Ken Cuccinelli" is legitimately amazing even though, if I'm not mistaken, you did not intend it as a submission.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 28, 2015, 04:50:42 pm
I like these:

1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10.  Just kidding, julian
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2015, 05:32:22 pm
I like these:

1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10.  Just kidding, julian

I would call into killsaly and azaghals radio show and request the lead singles of all these bands.
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Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 28, 2015, 05:38:24 pm
Number 8 and 9, have the best chances, of taking off.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 29, 2015, 09:51:56 am
Jules and the megalomaniacal minds
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Post by: RatBastard on May 29, 2015, 09:59:30 am
Tainted Meat


Or Meated Taint?
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 29, 2015, 10:00:43 am
Turbosexophonic Delight
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Post by: RatBastard on May 29, 2015, 10:01:32 am
The Punch Bowl Turd Balls
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Post by: challenged on May 29, 2015, 02:31:51 pm
Sepp
Blatter
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Post by: killsaly on May 31, 2015, 02:35:02 pm
Unorthodox Exorcism
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Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 31, 2015, 07:16:51 pm
don,t be a bitch
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Post by: RatBastard on May 31, 2015, 07:25:07 pm
Nickleback
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Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 31, 2015, 07:43:24 pm
There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
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Post by: shemptiness on May 31, 2015, 09:56:07 pm
Hump Free Bogart

yoko bono
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Post by: i am gay and i like cats on May 31, 2015, 10:28:02 pm
Yoko bono?

And, we have a winner.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 01, 2015, 09:32:51 am
There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
that would make me want to move
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Post by: killsaly on June 10, 2015, 02:59:12 pm
Meta-Conscious Genre-Specific Satire
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 22, 2015, 12:05:57 pm
Beaver-fest 2015

Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2015, 04:06:35 pm
Random Name Generator (ok did get that from the new wilco album)
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Post by: walk,on,by on December 07, 2015, 04:26:00 pm
Fecal Spray
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on December 07, 2015, 04:36:43 pm
Big Rudy's Rod Bomb
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 07, 2015, 06:07:09 pm
Beaver-fest 2015

Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot

oh this was such a good one...we need to make this happen!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: walk,on,by on December 07, 2015, 06:08:28 pm
beaver fest, was such a turn off.  better name?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 07, 2015, 06:09:24 pm
beaver fest, was such a turn off.  better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions
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Post by: Yada on December 07, 2015, 06:15:41 pm
The Hand Cocks
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Post by: walk,on,by on December 07, 2015, 06:16:09 pm
beaver fest, was such a turn off.  better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions

Pussy Patch 2016

Vagnation

Pussypalooza

Your Cuntry Festival
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 13, 2016, 04:53:08 pm
Saw a great one today:

Tanzverbot
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 13, 2016, 05:18:00 pm
Uncle Leo's Crime of Passion
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 13, 2016, 07:31:26 pm
Rot In Hell, Antonin Scalia

(A We still love you Boris Yeltsin side project.)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 10, 2016, 12:57:30 am

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 10, 2016, 01:05:55 am
Your Neighbor Bruce (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Your-Neighbor-Bruce-Scams-Residents-of-Their-Money-in-Capitol-Hill-371321641.html)

Crowdfunds $40,000 for debut album. Never delivers.
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Post by: saintangelsin on March 10, 2016, 03:57:12 pm

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars

YES!!! Genius idea!
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Post by: Relaxer on March 10, 2016, 04:04:32 pm
I lovitz!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7IQUpT7Nr8/TEID7yUxVUI/AAAAAAAABiU/x8TFEc4svG8/s1600/evelynquince3.png)
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 10, 2016, 04:12:29 pm
Every time I hear the word "mongoloid" I think about the episode of Mad Men where Bobby says the one memorable line he has in seven seasons (and four variations), to his sister when she cuts her hair off: "You look like a mongoloid."
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Post by: walk,on,by on June 29, 2016, 12:29:37 am
Fuck Juice
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 04, 2016, 06:20:07 pm
G.A.Y Chem,trails

(not sure what the acronym stands for, but I'll let you fill in the blanks)
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Post by: walk,on,by on July 04, 2016, 07:31:49 pm
Great Ass Yo, Chemtrails
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Post by: hutch on July 04, 2016, 08:20:27 pm
The Prevagens
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Post by: walk,on,by on July 04, 2016, 08:54:07 pm
I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2016, 02:04:46 pm
Bomb Robot


first album cover for
'this is for you'
(http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/TALON-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 08, 2016, 02:13:54 pm
I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
I always assumed at least one member of that band was a member on here and it was in tribute to me.
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 08, 2016, 02:16:06 pm
Threat Midler
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Post by: Relaxer on July 08, 2016, 03:09:25 pm
The Black Hole to Hell Where My Lover Has Gone

This was my band in high school, unfortunately we had no songs, no talent, no instruments and no members, except for me. But we intended to have all of those things, so that's something. And we had a killer name.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2016, 03:49:34 pm
YInMa Blue
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Post by: killsaly on August 11, 2016, 12:54:07 pm
Arson Wells

A good name for a black metal band

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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 31, 2017, 01:40:37 pm
Areola Grande
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 31, 2017, 02:17:38 pm
The Bad "Dudes"
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Post by: walkie,talkie on January 31, 2017, 05:24:51 pm
The Old Threads
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on June 29, 2017, 11:08:19 am
Jon Hamm Wallet
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Post by: herman otto on June 29, 2017, 02:15:11 pm
Totally Wet And Tight

T.W.A.T.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2017, 07:20:38 am
Eyeball meat
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 18, 2017, 03:10:18 pm
Linkedin Park
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 19, 2017, 11:27:46 am
No
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 19, 2017, 11:35:28 am
Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 19, 2017, 12:24:38 pm
Fuzzy Boner would be a good name
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Post by: ggw on July 19, 2017, 12:26:48 pm
Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.

Taken:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRR5t5HIY3w-pc8ALIjEiXw
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 19, 2017, 12:28:04 pm
It's too bad they suck.
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Post by: herman otto on July 19, 2017, 12:28:56 pm
James Ford goes to Italy
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Post by: ggw on July 19, 2017, 12:34:17 pm
Methamphetafunk

The Opioid Crisis
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Post by: sweetcell on July 19, 2017, 07:10:12 pm
Methamphetafunk

i'm totally claiming this one.  thanks, double-gee-dub!
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Post by: grateful on July 20, 2017, 08:45:34 am
Dems scream death?
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Post by: herman otto on July 22, 2017, 08:11:59 pm
Hung Famous People
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Post by: hutch on July 22, 2017, 08:22:47 pm
Boozehound
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Post by: herman otto on July 22, 2017, 08:39:14 pm
The Serious Takers
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Post by: hutch on July 23, 2017, 12:15:25 am
The Drunks
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Post by: herman otto on July 23, 2017, 09:40:47 am
The I Love Yous
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 23, 2017, 09:43:32 am
The Drunks
https://youtu.be/VlrC85D3SRo

Already a band...
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Post by: hutch on July 23, 2017, 11:35:55 am
The Buzzkill
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 23, 2017, 12:20:38 pm
The I Love Yous
the I.L.Ys exist...
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Post by: hutch on July 23, 2017, 12:31:41 pm
The buzzkill
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Post by: herman otto on July 23, 2017, 01:34:38 pm
The LOLs
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 23, 2017, 02:13:08 pm
The buzzkill
this one is already taken too...Buzzkill - Fuck Your Band (https://youtu.be/PxU1kh6SHcs)
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 25, 2017, 02:29:56 pm
The Fake Jamaicans
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Post by: Kemosabe on July 25, 2017, 02:31:21 pm
Continuous Integration
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Post by: herman otto on July 25, 2017, 03:04:22 pm
Fart Rape
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:06:16 pm
Tart Vape
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:06:34 pm
Smart Gape
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:07:13 pm
Chart Ape
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Post by: herman otto on July 25, 2017, 03:07:29 pm
Ass Open To The Wind, Here I Am, Stick It In.
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:07:45 pm
Shart Nape
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:08:15 pm
Herman Otto's Hermits
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:08:31 pm
Herman Auto's Hermits
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:08:47 pm
Herman's Auto Parts
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:09:00 pm
Sherman's Mufflers
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:09:11 pm
Chris Berman's Muff
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Post by: herman otto on July 25, 2017, 03:09:24 pm
Bored, or On Drugs?
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:09:28 pm
You're With Me, Leather
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Post by: herman otto on July 25, 2017, 03:10:36 pm
You're on Me, With Leather.
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:10:42 pm
Bored, or On Drugs?
Their logo would be [BööD]

It cites their two biggest influences: Blue Oyster Cult and Nine Inch Nails.
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:11:22 pm
You're on Me, With Leather.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_with_me,_leather
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 25, 2017, 03:11:33 pm
Ten Inch Nails
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Post by: herman otto on July 25, 2017, 03:13:01 pm
Nine Inch Oyster Blue Balls
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: herman otto on July 27, 2017, 01:17:24 pm
Viral Cop Video
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Post by: grateful on August 03, 2017, 12:47:52 pm
Local Milk People
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: herman otto on August 03, 2017, 02:54:34 pm
124 in Iraq
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on August 09, 2017, 10:51:09 am
Predawn Raid
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: herman otto on August 09, 2017, 11:17:35 pm
faceBrook
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2017, 03:36:05 pm
The Dulcet Tones of Julian
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 13, 2019, 01:05:07 am
Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 13, 2019, 01:06:59 am
Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 13, 2019, 09:37:13 am
memeingless
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Post by: Justin Tonation on February 13, 2019, 10:42:34 am
Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.

Buy our tape, "Cupid Of Chaos" (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/13/cupid-chaos-bigamist-duped-least-three-wives-three-states-steal-their-money-police-say/?utm_term=.a104e290dac9)
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Post by: walkonbyeeeeeeeee on March 01, 2019, 12:23:48 am
Judas Pedophile Priest
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2019, 07:56:53 am
Starlicide
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 15, 2019, 03:49:25 pm
The perhaps flying water tankers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 16, 2019, 01:01:35 pm
inadequate octagrabber...potential band name?

potential band name.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 16, 2019, 01:12:31 pm
ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/

Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band

but this made me laugh the most

@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 16, 2019, 01:22:14 pm
ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/

Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band

but this made me laugh the most

@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…


i really liked "Meth Lab for Cutie".
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2019, 02:58:13 pm
Particularly Dangerous Situation
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2019, 07:55:17 pm

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 20, 2019, 08:12:28 pm

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on May 20, 2019, 08:33:06 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/tZjqDCN/659-A497-A-2-EC2-4321-B569-38-C1-F4-E8-D95-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1syrT2p)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 21, 2019, 08:54:06 am

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 21, 2019, 09:12:09 am

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 21, 2019, 09:45:08 am

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids


they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
shit, should have thought of that...we're fucked.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 21, 2019, 01:30:55 pm
i believe that the only #MeToo movement Relaxer will be subject too is from the thirsty women lined up outside his bedroom all clamoring "hey, what about me?  i want some!  me too, do me too!!!"... amirite?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: vansmack on May 21, 2019, 01:32:14 pm
 * thirsty Asian women

Also a good band name.
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Post by: Space Freely on June 07, 2019, 04:06:58 pm
Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 07, 2019, 04:14:38 pm
Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
#onbrand #poortaste
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Post by: challenged on June 07, 2019, 04:37:52 pm
Mars Helicopter
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 19, 2019, 04:03:08 pm
figurative folks!
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Post by: grateful on June 19, 2019, 05:12:44 pm
Aussie Aus Borne

https://twitter.com/LauraJaneGrace/status/1141231814364815361?s=19
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 27, 2019, 10:25:55 pm
A case of The Man being bitten by The Man

not a band name, but the title of the debut album
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Post by: sweetcell on June 28, 2019, 03:28:48 am
^ can co-sign
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on June 28, 2019, 09:49:55 am
This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names

https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 28, 2019, 11:01:16 am
This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
good stuff...thought I'd post so one click less
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-HXlzJU0AEs0J7?format=jpg&name=medium)

I have soo many questions...the person who wrote this really had a thing for masturbation
Deranged Masturbation
also suppressed masturbation?
seems either way you're getting locked up
'Hard Study' (is that masturbation related?)
Masturbation for 30 years (so is that contiguous years...and does only once a year count as a year?)

Bad Company....already a band name

can I get a little more clarification on the difference of 'female disease'  and 'imaginary female trouble'
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 28, 2019, 01:39:23 pm
AND I OOP

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/68b28018766f612fcbcbe3befbed3e24/tenor.gif?itemid=14100703)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 17, 2019, 05:29:21 pm
The Pro Nouns

edit...already taken...although they have a hyphen



The Pro-nouns
Independent Rock N' Roll from Washington State. Every young lover needs The Pro-nouns
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on July 17, 2019, 08:34:16 pm
The Anti-nouns

edit: in a typical bout of immediately-after-hitting-post panic, i went and googled "The Anti-nouns" and looks like i'm good - doesn't exist yet.  will be taken by my next band as soon as i start the project.  tomorrow.
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Post by: sweetcell on July 18, 2019, 06:18:47 pm
The Meth-Gators
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 06, 2019, 07:04:30 pm
Tardigrades on the moon
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 16, 2019, 04:51:16 pm
Woke third base
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 16, 2019, 04:57:12 pm
The Evocative Triples
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Post by: WALKonBack on August 18, 2019, 08:43:24 pm
If They Have a Cock, They're A Man.


10 show tour of the NVA / dc area . . . sponsored by some brewery, I will never go to.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 21, 2019, 03:00:02 pm
Phish dick plague and the fleas
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Post by: WALKonBack on August 21, 2019, 09:07:58 pm
Here goes my last post here:

The Rub and Tugs.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 03, 2019, 12:25:05 pm
The Broke Woke

The Dennis Star Hopper
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 03, 2019, 06:20:45 pm
Moisture Control Plan (https://dbknews.com/2019/09/02/mold-prevention-projects-dorms/)
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Post by: Justin Tonation on September 11, 2019, 04:27:11 pm
Mercury Cream
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 11, 2019, 04:48:26 pm
Mercury Cream
will they do a cover of 'girlfriend in a coma'


The metal has become a standard ingredient in cosmetics and skincare products because of its ability to act like bleach, according to Bloomberg. The Aug. 28 report states that the mercury market earns about $20 billion a year, in large part because of the beauty industry.
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Post by: WALKonBack on September 11, 2019, 05:05:38 pm
The Vaping Deaths
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Post by: evilizac on September 11, 2019, 05:33:28 pm
Bolt-Stache!!
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Post by: hutch on September 12, 2019, 08:38:29 am
The Vaping Deaths

A+
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 12, 2019, 10:30:52 am
The alt-meat 3D printers

album cover
(https://article.innovadatabase.com/articleimgs/article_images/637038766686128450Redefine%20Meat%20-%203D%20Printer%20-%20Copy.jpg)
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Post by: hutch on September 12, 2019, 12:05:28 pm
GTFOOH!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 18, 2019, 05:42:18 pm
Justin Wm. Moyer's latest band: The Gantries (https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2019/09/18/i-eastbound-closed-after-crash/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 23, 2019, 03:35:04 pm
(https://img.srgcdn.com/e/w:750/eU8zbml3RHdRdVRUVDlZbldZbXouanBn.jpg)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 23, 2019, 03:36:57 pm
kinda nice car for a conspiracy peddler
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 27, 2019, 11:36:37 am
Fucknutsville
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 27, 2019, 11:45:22 am
The Apostrophe-Hyphen Conundrum
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Post by: grateful on October 15, 2019, 08:16:38 am
Nursing Home Fight Club
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Post by: challenged on October 15, 2019, 10:40:36 am
Dribbler Foul
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Post by: sweetcell on October 29, 2019, 12:55:20 pm
enormodome

also, enormodrone works.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 31, 2019, 04:15:52 pm
death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on October 31, 2019, 04:20:56 pm
death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 31, 2019, 04:25:24 pm
death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
well I did find an article that said this Layne Staley Alice In Chains Death Condo

So I think Lanye's Death Condo might be a good alternate name or as by the fan's nickname LDC
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 07, 2019, 02:43:50 pm
psycho-sexual evaluation
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Post by: hutch on November 07, 2019, 03:06:27 pm
Ha I had same thought
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Post by: WALKonBack on January 15, 2020, 11:18:47 am
Bernie's Bros Hate Warren's Hoes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 23, 2020, 11:02:17 pm
 ambivalent production
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Post by: WALKonBack on January 23, 2020, 11:19:37 pm
The Wuhan Clan.

Enter the Mutated Virus

Once Upon a Time At The End
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 23, 2020, 11:31:37 pm
Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name
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Post by: WALKonBack on January 24, 2020, 12:20:31 am
Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name

Those are actually the 1st two albums, from The Wuhan Clan.  Based on the 1st and last Wutang albums.

Featuring, Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
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Post by: challenged on January 24, 2020, 08:51:59 am
(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/01/21/us/21xp-iguana1/21xp-iguana1-jumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp)

Frozen Iguanas
Paralyzed Lizards
Iguana Rain
Stun the Lizards

[/glow]] https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1    (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1[glow=red,2,300)

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 25, 2020, 06:57:38 pm
Gurrrrl, I am going to hell for this one. 

Fetus Deletus
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Post by: WALKonBack on January 26, 2020, 11:09:05 am
Your Ad Will End In 5 Seconds
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Post by: Space Freely on January 31, 2020, 09:24:27 am
World War Six
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Post by: WALKonBack on January 31, 2020, 10:11:29 am
Tronald Dump
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2020, 01:27:49 pm
The Muss and the Fuss
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 27, 2020, 08:59:24 am
Stolen from @aleximurdoch


Dow Jonestown Death Cult
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Post by: sweetcell on March 27, 2020, 01:26:36 pm
COVID-20 (death metal band, obviously)
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Post by: challenged on April 01, 2020, 09:25:46 am
Per NYT Headline today:

The Unwitting Spreaders

   https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage         (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 02, 2020, 03:21:30 pm
A Pop Lectic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 06, 2020, 05:00:35 pm
Suddenly, Karen!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on April 10, 2020, 11:41:42 am
Virtual Easter
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on April 12, 2020, 07:21:37 pm
Stimulus Checked
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 13, 2020, 08:01:45 am
Stimulus checkered past
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 13, 2020, 10:16:09 am
Stimulus Check Passover
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 17, 2020, 01:31:37 am
We were promised stimulus checks
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 20, 2020, 04:58:50 pm
Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on April 20, 2020, 05:19:25 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry


Maybe both


But lack of education or dumbness doesn’t explain it...plenty of uneducated in Argentina...none of them protesting ...and people protest everything there
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 20, 2020, 06:10:42 pm
Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi


^ epic.

possible band names to go with that album name and cover art: trump's america. the freedom fighters fighting freedom. feelings greater than science.  etc...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on April 24, 2020, 10:49:23 am
Lysol Injections
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on April 27, 2020, 11:42:01 am
Excess Deaths
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 27, 2020, 11:50:12 am
Noble sarcasm
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on May 05, 2020, 03:01:10 pm
Kushner Virus Effort
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 06, 2020, 10:05:01 am
The Rick Wilson Ad Campaign
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 08, 2020, 12:25:30 pm
the flynn prosecution!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 08, 2020, 12:28:32 pm
the flynn prosecution!
Flynocent
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 09, 2020, 12:41:35 pm
The Viral Threats

(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 09, 2020, 01:08:14 pm
Little Richard is Dead
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 09, 2020, 01:08:45 pm
Snow Polar Vortex
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 09, 2020, 01:09:56 pm
Roy Horn Siegfried Fischbacher
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 09, 2020, 01:24:30 pm
Snow Polar Vortex
not as funny as I first thought (tho...not a bad band name)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 09, 2020, 10:03:06 pm
Dubbed Over in English
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 09, 2020, 10:03:27 pm
The Face Masks
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 10, 2020, 02:58:19 pm
The Viral Threats

(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)

Pam Demic and The Viral Threats!

First release:
I Was A Teenag Contagion

First Single
Bill Gates took my baby away
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 12, 2020, 01:31:20 pm
Katie

KatieBug

KatieBugGate

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 12, 2020, 03:17:44 pm
Dodgy Salad Bar Band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 12, 2020, 04:16:56 pm
Dodgy Salad Bar Band

do NOT have sex while listening to this band.  not worth the risk.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on May 12, 2020, 04:20:54 pm
Second Wave
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 13, 2020, 08:43:18 am
weijia jiang
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 14, 2020, 10:42:40 am
The Inn at Little Washington Mannequins
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 14, 2020, 10:43:46 am
The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on May 14, 2020, 10:45:01 am
The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY

I am today years old finally figuring out what FTFY means.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 14, 2020, 11:13:55 am
The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY

better
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 14, 2020, 08:02:46 pm
butkus and the over/unders
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 15, 2020, 01:55:44 pm
The Fuck Idols
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 21, 2020, 10:46:11 pm
The Pandemic Murder Hornets from Parallel Universes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on May 22, 2020, 08:43:20 am
Deer Warts

(https://i.imgur.com/fRcH5uI.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 26, 2020, 12:03:30 am
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on May 26, 2020, 12:22:11 am
I can totally believe nobody thought of that one....
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on May 26, 2020, 11:09:27 am
Amy and the Coopers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 08, 2020, 02:28:55 pm
Bunker Bitch
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 08, 2020, 09:17:34 pm
The Hotdogs and Hamburgers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 09, 2020, 12:41:32 pm
The Fell Harder and The Than Pushed Sextet
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 19, 2020, 11:34:14 am
The  Preexisting C’s

First EP: I LOVE Seniors
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on June 21, 2020, 08:20:12 pm
Saharan Dust Plume
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on June 21, 2020, 08:42:00 pm
HWC
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 23, 2020, 10:11:44 am
(https://img.discogs.com/z-JVyHg7fW8TyOu-Eti-0u1XP3o=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8394324-1462302112-2769.jpeg.jpg)

Joe Jackson On Piano
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on June 25, 2020, 03:23:44 pm
Skin Hunger

 https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6     (https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on June 25, 2020, 03:26:31 pm
Chicks
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 01, 2020, 06:01:22 pm
Benedict Franklin
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 08, 2020, 05:58:48 pm
British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 08, 2020, 06:11:50 pm
British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
Stealing this. Finally figured out what to call my Belle and Sebastian cover band.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 08, 2020, 07:08:28 pm
Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 14, 2020, 08:36:12 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec7V69VWoAEVaRa?format=jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on July 14, 2020, 08:44:45 pm
Queen of Corona
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 15, 2020, 06:53:43 am
Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
Lady Antiblm
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 15, 2020, 03:35:34 pm
Corn Sweat
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on July 15, 2020, 07:53:42 pm
Corn Teen
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on July 17, 2020, 12:21:37 pm
This one, has made me chuckle to, myself all morning.

Period Panties
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Post by: WALKonBack on August 01, 2020, 04:26:30 pm
Weed and Feed
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on August 01, 2020, 04:55:57 pm
The Deplorables


Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 01, 2020, 09:24:00 pm
The Deplorables
Johnny Deplorable and the Anti-maskers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 03, 2020, 10:11:30 am
The Ambient Anxiety
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on August 03, 2020, 12:12:21 pm
Jesus Reads Facebook
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on September 03, 2020, 05:33:47 pm
The Penis Arm Farm
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 09, 2020, 04:15:34 pm
Not Ideal
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 05, 2020, 04:11:04 pm
This sounds like a good title for an EP
full-blown freak-out
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 20, 2020, 10:03:42 pm
Secret Chinese Bank Account
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on October 20, 2020, 10:06:40 pm
Geographic Tongue.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 20, 2020, 10:12:08 pm
Secret Chinese Bank Account
I was literally coming here to post that...Walkie, ya scooped me!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 20, 2020, 11:18:36 pm
I Like, To Scoop
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 06, 2020, 05:44:26 pm
Queefer Sutherland
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on November 06, 2020, 09:39:12 pm
Queef Richards
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 16, 2020, 11:20:39 am
The New Potato Overlords
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on November 17, 2020, 01:26:05 am
These Pissed Off Shit Stains

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2020, 04:40:29 pm
Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2020, 04:44:07 pm
Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2020, 04:46:52 pm
+1   can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2020, 04:50:20 pm
+1   can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Um3ljJl8jrnHy/200.gif)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 18, 2020, 10:34:37 am
Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
First Single: Just give it to me
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 21, 2020, 08:53:46 pm
DENIED AS MOOT
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on November 22, 2020, 12:37:02 pm
Satan Youth Ministries
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on November 22, 2020, 09:33:48 pm
Too Crazy For Even Trump
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 23, 2020, 10:56:00 am
I think this would make a great album title

Johnny Rotten, has been bitten by a flea on his penis.


Or
Inspired by the flea that bit Johnny Rotten's penis.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on November 24, 2020, 08:54:04 am
Metal Monolith
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 02, 2020, 10:15:01 pm
commasexual


I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on December 02, 2020, 10:19:57 pm
commasexual


I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
I just get up every day and think about what I can do to bring joy to this community.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on December 02, 2020, 10:26:51 pm
permanent March
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 05, 2021, 11:29:36 pm
The Needle Made Me Do It
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on January 05, 2021, 11:32:37 pm
Ossoff’s Warnock


Sometimes referred to as the Ossoff Warnock Project
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 12, 2021, 05:00:42 pm
Felonious Monk
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on January 12, 2021, 05:09:47 pm
Felonious Monk

Are we sure?

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)

https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 12, 2021, 05:16:54 pm
Felonious Monk

Are we sure?

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)

https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
WHO HAS BROKEN THE CARDINAL RULE OF BAND NAMES THAT - HONESTLY - WE'RE SURPRISED DON'T EXIST ALREADY?

SHAME ON SIDEHATCH!!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 12, 2021, 05:17:45 pm
Felonious Monk

Are we sure?
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
We are not

but there was this lovely post
Felonious Monk
August 2, 2012  ·
We're now on MySpace too! Check us out and listen to our new album! http://www.myspace.com/590940232

wow, myspace still works...that was a shocker
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 12, 2021, 06:32:18 pm
There was also a band called Thelonious Monster in the 80s that had a little success.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 14, 2021, 11:59:24 am
Isolated And Angry

Also, I checked and didn't see any bands on myspace or Friendster
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Post by: Justin Tonation on January 14, 2021, 12:54:42 pm
Hutch's New Pleated Pants
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 14, 2021, 01:35:17 pm
Hutch's New Pleated Pants
Hmm...this is a thing...


Cropped, comfortable, and contemporary, these Hutch pants (https://closet.gwynniebee.com/products/hutch-black-and-white-stripe-crop-pants) are a triple threat
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 15, 2021, 11:27:48 am
Pigeon Cheats Death (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pigeon-cheats-death-after-becoming-victim-mistaken-identity-australia-n1254375?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)

or Joe The Pigeon
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 17, 2021, 09:29:43 am
Was this already said?


Karen
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 17, 2021, 12:37:06 pm
Was this already said?


Karen

Sorry, dude!

Suddenly, Karen!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 17, 2021, 02:07:03 pm
Suddenly, Fuck!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 27, 2021, 05:44:58 pm
Wall Game Street Stop

Or

Game Wall Stop Street
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 29, 2021, 11:57:12 pm
Mac N Cheese

MackingCheese

MakandCheeze
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 30, 2021, 12:01:45 am
Smackin' Cheese
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on January 30, 2021, 12:10:10 am
SNACKNCHEESE
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 02, 2021, 10:34:48 am
SCIENTISTS HAVE TAUGHT SPINACH TO SEND EMAILS

https://www.euronews.com/living/2021/02/01/scientists-have-taught-spinach-to-send-emails-and-it-could-warn-us-about-climate-change

The Nanobionic Women
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 04, 2021, 11:10:58 am
Einsteinium
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 04, 2021, 11:13:02 am
Einsteinium
it does exist
https://esquartet.com/
EINSTEINIUM QUARTET
A SAX QUARTET FOR EVERY OCCASION


that's pretty bold, EVERY occasion?  Would they have played the insurrection?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 04, 2021, 11:18:54 am
What about

Californium
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 04, 2021, 11:22:56 am
What about

Californium
them too

https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/

Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 04, 2021, 11:57:09 am
stolen from the Economist...and would be an album, not a band name

Sweet memes are made of this
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 04, 2021, 02:06:51 pm
What about

Californium
them too

https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/ (https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/)

Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart

elements (or element groups/series) as band names has been done before (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24959.msg487359#msg487359).
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on February 04, 2021, 02:08:43 pm
McFish and the Male Karens
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 04, 2021, 02:22:30 pm
second album title

I WAS ALLOWED TO BELIEVE THINGS THAT WEREN'T TRUE
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 18, 2021, 07:42:00 pm
Cancun Cruzing
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 22, 2021, 08:00:34 am
Facebook Prayers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 22, 2021, 10:58:25 am
Facebook Prayers

I like that that can be both the people and the things.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 25, 2021, 01:33:37 pm
Man Who Predicted The Last Crash
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 25, 2021, 03:45:09 pm
Can't We All Just Fucking Hate Rand Paul
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 25, 2021, 03:51:47 pm
Rand Paul's Neighbor
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on February 27, 2021, 10:26:27 pm
Azealia Banks's Transphobic Dog Reward
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 13, 2021, 02:25:14 pm
OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 13, 2021, 02:40:22 pm
OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
As this is an insta reference, it qualifies for a META tag.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 17, 2021, 10:21:31 am
3 Days Of Moe.
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Post by: WALKonBack on March 17, 2021, 10:22:24 am
Gays Do It Better.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on March 17, 2021, 10:34:57 am
Rowdy Bush
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 17, 2021, 10:57:55 am
Rowdy Bush
That's my Bush coverband.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on April 07, 2021, 11:55:23 am
Wobble of Muons
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on April 07, 2021, 12:22:01 pm
Wobble of Muons

Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on April 07, 2021, 12:40:37 pm
Wobble of Muons

Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.

Strong contender for POTW
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on April 12, 2021, 04:33:07 pm
Usher Bucks
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on April 12, 2021, 04:55:47 pm
Hey I used to have some of those!

They gave them to the volunteer ushers at the Warner Theatre in the early aughts.. I saw some great shows there working as an usher and using my usher bucks


Herbie Hancock, Etta James, George Carlin etc
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on April 16, 2021, 03:29:52 pm
Monkeydactyl.



  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/              (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 16, 2021, 03:47:19 pm
the Wizard of Oz is a true story!
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Post by: WALKonBack on April 18, 2021, 05:34:34 pm
Zombie President
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on April 18, 2021, 08:00:06 pm
Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 19, 2021, 12:37:02 am
Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention

Demi Lovato is a performance artist whose medium is rehab.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on April 29, 2021, 07:20:57 am
Sex Blimps
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 01, 2021, 07:46:23 am
Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention

Sister group, from England

"Kelly Osbourne's Desperate Need For Attention. "
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on May 01, 2021, 09:30:48 am
The Has Beens
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 01, 2021, 01:38:40 pm
The Has Beens
been done
https://thehasbeens.bandcamp.com/

try harder
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: hutch on May 01, 2021, 01:40:59 pm
The Has Beans
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 01, 2021, 01:45:03 pm
well played...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 01, 2021, 05:10:37 pm
I can haz beans?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 03, 2021, 02:04:42 pm
Turd immunity
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 03, 2021, 04:26:49 pm
The Bagley Fave
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 03, 2021, 11:58:08 pm
Walking Into Threads
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 08, 2021, 10:29:24 pm
Chinese Rocket
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 14, 2021, 09:32:54 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1WgXpzWUAACFYr?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1393195990858059784)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 15, 2021, 03:40:08 am
Liberal PTSD
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 15, 2021, 08:17:21 am
Has anybody started these bands yet, or said these already

The DemoRats  or  The DemonRats

The RepubliCunts   or  The RepubliCan'ts


For, all I know, I've said these already.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 15, 2021, 09:55:39 am
joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 15, 2021, 11:10:47 am
joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
Well his music sucked so maybe try some politics in it.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 17, 2021, 08:44:44 pm
Pink Tax
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 20, 2021, 12:14:58 am
My God Makes No Mistakes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 08:41:18 am
is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on May 20, 2021, 08:44:06 am
First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months


Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 20, 2021, 08:57:25 am
First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months


Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on May 20, 2021, 09:08:30 am
Oh that’s good...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 11:27:43 am
First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months


Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
can not confirm, haven't seen Starsky IRL since the 'transisition'
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2021, 02:09:51 pm
is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...

to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original.  had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 20, 2021, 07:09:30 pm
is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...

to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original.  had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...

You truly, understand me.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on May 20, 2021, 07:38:10 pm
High Cholesterol
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 21, 2021, 05:38:56 pm
Old Hand Band-Aids
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 21, 2021, 06:13:18 pm
what are you a soccer mom now?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 21, 2021, 07:09:24 pm
Progressive Glass
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 21, 2021, 07:10:19 pm
what are you a soccer mom now?

I Look Great In A Minivan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 21, 2021, 09:03:02 pm
Mechanical Soft
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 21, 2021, 09:05:49 pm
Hurricane Julian
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 21, 2021, 10:36:54 pm
What did the hurricane, say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts, because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 25, 2021, 01:56:59 pm
A Bullet for the Board
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 25, 2021, 11:45:02 pm
Lil Lil
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Bagley on May 26, 2021, 09:33:06 am
Pesto Bismark
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 26, 2021, 09:39:18 am
Pesto Bismark
OK, that's really good.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 26, 2021, 01:38:45 pm
One Lane Road Ahead
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 27, 2021, 01:28:09 pm
Grateful's Chipotle Picnic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 27, 2021, 01:56:01 pm
Grateful's Chipotle Picnic

Everyone's invited!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 27, 2021, 02:24:04 pm
TAN: i must admit to having chipotle the other day.  i was out in public (!), running some errands, and needed lunch... i was overtaken by nostalgia and dove into a carnitas burrito with black beans and the red hot sauce.  i did not eat all of the tortilla.

i await my penance.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 27, 2021, 02:59:43 pm
Gawd Zilla
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 27, 2021, 03:36:38 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/x5yMC2p/Screen-Shot-2021-05-27-at-3-34-54-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/Tastykake/status/1397991139920289792)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 27, 2021, 03:43:14 pm
After a quick review of the Tastykake website, I have zero confidence I have *ever* had a TastyKake-brand product.

Rap career down the toilet.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 27, 2021, 03:48:34 pm
Try a Bell or Swirly. You'll never eat that Hostess shit again.

Lil Swirly
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 27, 2021, 08:35:32 pm
It’s just a trend like when people transpose syllables of famous bands or artists

Moot The Hopple
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 27, 2021, 09:11:14 pm
This Thread, Is Going Places
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 27, 2021, 11:30:40 pm
This Thread, Is Going Places
Sounds more like an EP than a band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 28, 2021, 10:03:18 am
(https://i.ibb.co/Lt6RfCg/jam-roly-poly.png)

You just know that Jam Roly-Poly would be noxious as hell.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 28, 2021, 11:52:29 am
Faggottini
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 28, 2021, 01:10:43 pm
Faggottini
I am *not* surprised that no one went with this yet, actually.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 28, 2021, 03:36:57 pm
Unscrupulous Asset Valuation (UAV)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 28, 2021, 03:44:28 pm
Teen Vaccine
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 28, 2021, 03:53:37 pm
Unmotivational Speaker.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 29, 2021, 09:01:10 am
Money Religion

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 29, 2021, 01:21:21 pm
Money Religion

definitely a rapper from Atlanta
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 29, 2021, 02:47:25 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2k10swXwAYGi0K?format=jpg&name=large) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1398708342407696388?s=20)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 29, 2021, 09:10:32 pm
Marsha Dimes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on May 29, 2021, 10:11:42 pm
The Filibusters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 30, 2021, 08:14:53 am
Phil and the Busters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 30, 2021, 10:55:04 am
Filibuster Hymen
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 30, 2021, 12:20:37 pm
Fill Mycrack and The Busted Pecker revue  (actually I'm surprised it doesn't exist already.)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on May 30, 2021, 07:51:29 pm
Gasshole
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 31, 2021, 05:52:44 pm
Has anyone posted this?

(https://i.ibb.co/cNXNpB2/Screen-Shot-2021-05-31-at-5-51-10-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/johnpeelbandbot)
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Post by: sweetcell on June 01, 2021, 01:20:54 pm
^ excellent.  might as well redirect this thread to that twitter account. 
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 01, 2021, 10:41:04 pm
Old White Man In Charge Hates Weed
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 01, 2021, 10:45:46 pm
Fuck That Twitter Account
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 01, 2021, 10:46:32 pm
Out Of Everything
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 02, 2021, 09:58:46 am
One Month Of Profitable Acceptance, Eleven Months Of Denial.
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Post by: grateful on June 03, 2021, 03:22:02 pm
Pervis
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 03, 2021, 06:08:48 pm
Emotions Are For Ugly People
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 04, 2021, 02:05:04 pm
 Monotonous passage
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 08, 2021, 08:32:06 pm
Be Kind, Rewind
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 10, 2021, 02:07:47 pm
Splitting Hares

drats...in 2010 some band did it...and they have only 81 likes
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/71811_121931764529679_6353709_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=e_HVViVK3PAAX8wnXxB&tn=NsKIzbe3rM_Fqjmh&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2ca29ae2f93da38f1d851c7722c3779c&oe=60E95D76)
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 10, 2021, 07:10:09 pm
Straightish
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 14, 2021, 01:42:46 pm
PACK THE COURTS
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on June 14, 2021, 01:45:28 pm
More than that

RETIRE BREYER

https://www.mediaite.com/news/mcconnell-says-he-will-block-biden-from-filling-a-supreme-court-vacancy-if-hes-majority-leader/
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 14, 2021, 01:51:15 pm
Word Bitch, Word
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 16, 2021, 11:37:39 am
Blame the Burrito

Debut LP: Footing the Bill
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 17, 2021, 06:49:18 pm
Tikcock
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 17, 2021, 09:57:52 pm
hygiene theater
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 29, 2021, 06:04:40 pm
Stupid Is Sexy
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on June 29, 2021, 09:25:14 pm
Oak Tree Poem

From the My So Called Life episode I'm watching.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on June 29, 2021, 10:18:26 pm
That Show Was Always Too Very For Me
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Post by: WALKonBack on June 30, 2021, 01:35:51 pm
I Was At That Concert
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 30, 2021, 04:18:47 pm
Tastemaker Makeout
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 02, 2021, 07:53:37 am
The Stereo Typist

note: Saw a tweet about a band's new single and thought the band was called Stereo Typist and was looking around on the streaming platforms for it with no luck.. turns out the band's bass player goes by the Stereo Typist and the actual band is Moonlight Parade

and crossing posting to what are listening to now...

https://moonlightparade.bandcamp.com/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 02, 2021, 09:00:27 am
The Stereo Typist
this might be a good album cover
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/using-two-wireless-keyboards-at-once-picture-id465792372)
although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 02, 2021, 09:19:23 am
although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
After what happened to Ray McKigney, hand modeling didn't seem quite so glamourous.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 02, 2021, 10:49:09 am
ha...someone created a linked in profile https://www.linkedin.com/in/ray-mckigney-a3224ba9/
he's a local ;)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 09, 2021, 01:26:20 pm
with extreme prejudice
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on July 10, 2021, 03:47:51 pm
I am really shocked, there's not a band called

CUNT

Not shocked at all, that there's a band called

ANAL CUNT
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 10, 2021, 05:19:08 pm
come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt

Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on July 12, 2021, 03:04:11 am
come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt

Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics


uh, i think you misunderstood what walkies posted... you're in violent agreement with him.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 12, 2021, 08:46:11 am
ack...missed the NOT shocked

well there is a band called The Cunts
https://cuntsla.bandcamp.com/album/cunts

actually
https://www.last.fm/music/The+Cunts
There are 3 bands called The Cunts -

1. The Cunts are a Streetpunk band from Evesham UK. Played with such bands as ANGELIC UPSTARTS, THE VIBRATORS, DISCHARGE, RED LIGHTS FLASH to name a few.
www.thecunts.devisland.net or www.myspace.com/thecunts

2. The Cunts were a punk band from Chicago, Illinois active during the late 70s thu the mid 80s. They started their own label (Disturbing records) which put out records by MEATY BUYS, HEAVY MANNERS, & PROBLEM DOGS as well as their own band.
The Cunts "Chemicals in the Mail" (Disturbing, 1978) is arguably the first "Chicago Punk" record. The
band could not get booked in Chicago venues due to their name - so they put on gigs at their loft.
One of these gigs was documented in a VHS release which also features interviews with the band.

3. There is also a psychobilly band from the late 80's called The Cunts.

And this was posted in 2011...so four bands


BUT NO BAND JUST CALLED CUNT...walkie, now's your chance to start that band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 14, 2021, 08:27:07 pm
Freak Floods (https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/one-dead-hundreds-evacuated-german-freak-floods-2021-07-14/?taid=60ef80698b2ab800018b47a8&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on July 14, 2021, 10:08:48 pm
Uploaded Souls To The Cloud
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 14, 2021, 10:16:36 pm
Library of the Year
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 15, 2021, 01:12:49 pm
Billy Squirrel

edit: oh wait (https://open.spotify.com/artist/5NANKJcZGPzrp9qRNjgVfh)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 15, 2021, 05:37:08 pm
The dictators of taste!

...little annoyed a search comes up with a gossip girl quote (https://youtu.be/o05A2mXSdWw)
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Post by: Justin Tonation on July 15, 2021, 08:35:57 pm
The Mellow Thighed Chicks

(all women David Bowie tribute)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 20, 2021, 03:16:17 pm
Gravytas

Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 20, 2021, 08:39:33 pm
Gravytas

Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll

Gravytatas
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 20, 2021, 08:40:10 pm
Rogue Oysters (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/2021/07/20/tokyo-olympics-oyster-repairs/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 20, 2021, 10:15:28 pm
Gravytas

Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll

Gravytatas
That would be the spin-off, all female version of the band
But it would be a little bit county and a little bit schlock and roll
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on July 21, 2021, 06:39:30 pm
Eric Clapton Is Still A Cunt
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 22, 2021, 10:16:32 am
The Cupcake Magnets
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Post by: challenged on July 23, 2021, 09:52:47 am
Superbug Fungus
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 24, 2021, 05:37:38 am
Hairy Dank
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 25, 2021, 12:31:51 pm
Jackie Mason
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Post by: WALKonBack on August 07, 2021, 06:29:14 pm
Strongly Encouraged Mask
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 08, 2021, 06:32:34 am
Drunk Barney
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Post by: challenged on August 12, 2021, 02:52:09 pm
Into the Corn
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Post by: Justin Tonation on August 12, 2021, 02:55:44 pm
Beef With Morrisey
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Post by: Bagley on August 12, 2021, 03:01:03 pm
Clarbonix
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on August 12, 2021, 03:03:23 pm
Beef With Morrisey

BNOTW!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 12, 2021, 04:45:31 pm
Beefsteak Morrisey's

Good gawd, imagine how pissed he'd be.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 13, 2021, 05:51:02 pm
Nanci Griffith Joyner Kersey
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on August 13, 2021, 06:21:47 pm
Nanci, with an i . . . Gurrrrl
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on August 21, 2021, 03:32:37 pm
Public Shits
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 26, 2021, 11:39:29 am
The Helicopter Libs
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Post by: WALKonBack on September 05, 2021, 09:37:30 pm
Most Relevant / Newest / All Comments
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Post by: WALKonBack on September 06, 2021, 05:48:25 pm
Indictments Coming Fatigue
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Post by: WALKonBack on September 06, 2021, 05:53:57 pm
We're Not In The Motherfucking Shadows Anymore, Bitch.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on September 06, 2021, 10:34:35 pm
Life Begins At Ejaculation

Male Masturbation Is Murder
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on September 08, 2021, 04:28:32 pm
Sigourney Beaver.

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 15, 2021, 03:00:03 pm
Geep Herder

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_SI0XHWUA0t8uu?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on September 17, 2021, 01:43:54 pm
Teen LaQueefah
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on September 24, 2021, 12:20:00 pm
an emotional bleat
 
*or*
 
emotional bleating

*or*
 
bleating to death
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 24, 2021, 12:30:13 pm
Bleat Emotionale
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on September 24, 2021, 01:12:31 pm
Koala Khlamydia
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 24, 2021, 02:05:51 pm
lifted from twitter

Cryptic Beef
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 29, 2021, 04:40:24 pm
lesbian space commune
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 01, 2021, 04:25:52 pm
Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on October 01, 2021, 04:28:39 pm
Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
This is interesting. The term "mystery meat" has been around a long time and its very off-putting. "Secret meat," ostensibly, means the same thing but, honestly, its a way better branding. "Secret meat" is seductive. Its alluring. It feels like it could be sexy. Whereas "mystery meat" makes me think I may get salmonella. And not erotically.

Erotic Salmonella would be a good band name, now that I think about it.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 01, 2021, 04:39:32 pm
Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 01, 2021, 04:43:17 pm
Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
I dunno...this place seems pretty popular
https://www.menupix.com/oklahoma/restaurants/3602175/Sam-and-Ellas-Chicken-Palace-Tahlequah-OK
and it's a chicken place no less
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on October 01, 2021, 04:44:44 pm
Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 01, 2021, 04:45:54 pm
May be why McDonald's doesn't use "mystery sauce" on their Big Macs. But a lot of junk food makers expect people to pay money for a "mystery flavor" (Oreo, Slurpee, Mountain Dew, etc.). Hell with that; pay me to do your market research, bastards.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 01, 2021, 04:45:58 pm
Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
I think it should be restaurant's that we are surprised that they DO exist
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 01, 2021, 04:48:02 pm
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)

I'm with Sidehatch
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 01, 2021, 04:49:53 pm
I'm with Sidehatch
mmm, I think I need a t-shirt or a bumper sticker of this
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on October 01, 2021, 06:23:50 pm
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)

ha!  this is exactly what i feared a "restaurants that we are surprised that they DO exist" thread would devolve into: a long list of asian restaurants with double-entendre names - Foo King Meats, Phat Phuc Noodles, etc...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 07, 2021, 10:56:14 pm
Khan Khonfirm

Whistle Blow Her
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 14, 2021, 06:26:00 pm
JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 14, 2021, 06:47:26 pm
JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)

I can get behind this
JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many believers who find joy in sharing the gospel with the unsaved. The dictionary meaning of Ween is to believe and think.


So do we consider Jules the unsaved??
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on October 14, 2021, 07:00:29 pm
No, I shaved this morning.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on October 14, 2021, 07:00:42 pm
Wait — you said saved.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 18, 2021, 12:33:16 pm
The Brain School (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/10/18/centner-academy-students-vaccine-miami/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 26, 2021, 12:38:59 am
I Can't Believe That Politician Didn't Go To Prison
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on October 26, 2021, 11:03:44 am
Jeff Airplane
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on October 26, 2021, 11:20:26 am
Julian Cunt
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 26, 2021, 11:23:17 am
Julian's Cunt
FTFY
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: WALKonBack on October 27, 2021, 09:18:00 am
Billionaires Love Country Division
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 27, 2021, 01:01:29 pm
yoyyo
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 02, 2021, 08:55:29 am
Immodest prophylactic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 02, 2021, 09:12:10 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7_najDXsAAx0Oo?format=jpg&name=medium) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1423110452993736710)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 06, 2021, 06:35:32 pm
Sweaty Elbow
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on November 06, 2021, 08:04:12 pm
Halfnelson became Sparks but I think they should have been called The Maels.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 09, 2021, 06:34:37 pm
Communist Billionaires
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 22, 2021, 09:14:21 pm
Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 22, 2021, 09:17:14 pm
Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang

I'd see them for $20
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 22, 2021, 09:37:25 pm
Seat Sniffer

Yes watching Succession and Logan is quite a band name generator

Crap

The Seatsniffers are probably Belgium's best, most popular, longest running and most international roots rock band. Their music is best described as a blend of Rock and Roll, Rhythm & Blues, Rockabilly, Soul, Gut -Bucket Blues and Ska, delivered with a Punk-Rock energy and attitude.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 22, 2021, 10:02:26 pm
The Post's Sunday Invitational once had a contest to come up with best (worst?) name for a new dog breed.
Winner was "needle-nose butt sniffer".

Had a co-worker years ago who would sometimes call someone a butt sniffer or dick licker.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on November 22, 2021, 11:06:59 pm
Rock bottom
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 23, 2021, 09:48:50 am
Rock bottom
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=rock+bottom+band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 23, 2021, 09:50:34 am
Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 23, 2021, 10:33:44 am
Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?

Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 23, 2021, 11:01:07 am
Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?

Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
From 1926
GUT BUCKET BLUES by Louis Armstrong and his Hot Five
https://youtu.be/ZnK2fnBsLZM

(love that the video is just watching the actual record spin)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 28, 2021, 10:20:47 am
The Medieval Flatulists (https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1464446651125452806)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 29, 2021, 09:01:13 pm
Human Tapeworm
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on November 30, 2021, 09:15:17 am
Crazy Neil and Young Horse
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on November 30, 2021, 09:20:48 am
Neil crazy and horse young
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 30, 2021, 09:33:52 am
Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 30, 2021, 09:34:46 am
Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs

500
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on November 30, 2021, 09:37:45 am
Neil Jung and horse crazee
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on November 30, 2021, 10:29:10 am
And Neil Jung’s hoss crazy
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on December 01, 2021, 05:14:38 pm
Palindrome Dates
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on December 17, 2021, 10:37:34 pm
Omicron Serge
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 18, 2021, 08:18:53 pm
hubcap diamond star halo

(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on December 20, 2021, 02:06:19 am
Omicron Serge

Reverse those two words and you have a very believable french name
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 28, 2021, 10:51:34 pm
fake religion
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 29, 2021, 09:08:21 am
fucktastrophy  or fucktastrophe
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on December 29, 2021, 11:41:34 am
fucktastrophy  or fucktastrophe

One is a medical condition, one is a part of speech.

QED
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on December 29, 2021, 04:00:59 pm
Doomsday Glacier
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on December 30, 2021, 04:58:07 am
Death By Coconut
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on December 30, 2021, 03:37:33 pm
Pussy Power

Dynomite Dick
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 01, 2022, 08:32:32 pm
Good Hearted Weirdos
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 01, 2022, 08:57:50 pm
GAY,GUY
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 04, 2022, 05:53:01 pm
The 27 Hour Commute
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 07, 2022, 03:29:31 pm
Pissed Off Zamboni
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on January 07, 2022, 03:41:13 pm
Shake your rump
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 07, 2022, 05:06:16 pm
Covid Sniffing Dogs
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 08, 2022, 03:40:32 pm
Analogous Boob (https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1479899315111972867)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 08, 2022, 03:41:51 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/hM26fDQ/Screen-Shot-2022-01-08-at-2-39-44-PM.png)

Source (which might get deleted)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on January 14, 2022, 11:17:18 am
Cringing Little Liberal
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 15, 2022, 01:15:41 am
Meat Shakesphere
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 20, 2022, 02:56:28 pm
frozen potato freeway

great minds think alike

@williamadler78
I saw Frozen Potato Freeway open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers
--
@AlexMMTri
“Frozen potato freeway” sounds like the name of some alternative punk rock band…I would listen them
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 20, 2022, 04:53:03 pm
New Potato Caboose would like a word.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 20, 2022, 04:54:21 pm
New Potato Caboose would like a word.
not a tuber
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on January 20, 2022, 05:16:21 pm
Demand Waynes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on January 20, 2022, 11:42:13 pm
Washington Daily Carjackings
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on January 21, 2022, 03:05:03 pm
Heated Socks
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 22, 2022, 12:11:48 pm
Nude Nuns with Big Guns

nunsploitation vigilante action film (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubtt1RDk_M0)  - what a great genre!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on January 24, 2022, 11:19:02 am
CURVY PENIS TANGO
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 24, 2022, 11:45:18 am
CURVY PENIS TANGO

Somewhere in Jeff Tweedy's studio tape vault...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on January 24, 2022, 02:21:50 pm
Bad Beach Bunny
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on January 25, 2022, 10:32:41 am
Furan Furan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 25, 2022, 10:36:31 am
Furan Furan

Should be a My Chemical Romance tribute band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 25, 2022, 11:40:33 am
Furan Furan
does already have a cool logo
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Furan.svg/1200px-Furan.svg.png)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on January 25, 2022, 11:57:49 am
C4! H4! Oh!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 29, 2022, 07:52:12 am
bombogenesis
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 30, 2022, 01:24:31 am
Slightly Meh (https://twitter.com/edfear/status/1487139355823120387)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 31, 2022, 07:03:38 pm
Rogan Youth (https://twitter.com/briankeithdiaz/status/1487955902816657415?s=20&t=uxb1o7Rf3eLanl_-eAomJw)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 31, 2022, 10:51:00 pm
MEGAFLASH (https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1488313939557593094)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: challenged on February 01, 2022, 08:09:57 pm
Feral Swine Bomb
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 02, 2022, 11:44:01 am
Throwing High Chairs

https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on February 02, 2022, 12:11:11 pm
Throwing High Chairs

https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21

Can you imagine working there and then actually caring/attempting to break that up? Let them all kill themselves.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 03, 2022, 02:08:26 pm
Fight For Steak

Steak Fight Club

High Chair

Rare Before Well Done
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 03, 2022, 03:43:02 pm
fertilizer factory fire
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 03, 2022, 03:50:44 pm
Too Soon
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 06, 2022, 04:35:41 pm
Robot Dogs
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 06, 2022, 05:10:03 pm
Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 06, 2022, 08:48:23 pm
Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced

As one of the video comments suggested,  I'm lucky to be born in an era that I can witness such a thing.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 08, 2022, 04:57:31 pm
The Mayonnaise Murders
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 08, 2022, 08:41:34 pm
Ambush Bug
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 08, 2022, 11:19:56 pm
The Wordles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 09, 2022, 03:41:32 pm
Run McCarthy Run
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 16, 2022, 06:04:07 pm
Goblin Mode
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 16, 2022, 10:50:28 pm
Nice one! I saw that today and this thread crossed my mind
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 17, 2022, 12:02:48 pm
You Don't Need New Friends
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 17, 2022, 12:37:33 pm
You Don't Need New Friends

And You Wouldn't Know How to Make Any Anyways
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 17, 2022, 01:06:44 pm
How, Dare You
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 17, 2022, 01:12:56 pm
T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 17, 2022, 01:25:30 pm
T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,

Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 17, 2022, 02:04:38 pm
T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,

Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
I'm surprised - honestly - that it doesn't exist already.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 17, 2022, 08:14:47 pm
God Is A Drama Queen
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Starsky on February 17, 2022, 10:33:02 pm
Hrazy Corse
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 17, 2022, 11:22:34 pm
The Walgreens War
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 18, 2022, 12:04:49 am
Dates Are For Old People
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 18, 2022, 11:06:35 am
DaKesha Predator
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 18, 2022, 11:20:13 am
Dates Are For Old People
I think you meant prunes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 18, 2022, 01:12:38 pm
Actually, I Meant Dating.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 25, 2022, 09:12:45 am
Republican Russia

Republicans Love Russia

Republicans Are Russian



Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 25, 2022, 11:32:26 am
Republican Russia

Republicans Love Russia

Republicans Are Russian

Rootin' fer Putin
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 25, 2022, 01:29:48 pm
Putler
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 02, 2022, 02:46:55 pm
Hold My Beer, Dinosaurs . . . We Can Ruin The Atmosphere Without A Meteor
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on March 02, 2022, 02:49:44 pm
Incels and Weirdos
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 04, 2022, 01:33:32 am
Lindsey Graham Just Started WWIII
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 09, 2022, 02:06:30 pm
Giant Spiders Dropping From The Sky
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 11, 2022, 09:01:16 am
Official Wife
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 11, 2022, 03:21:17 pm
Cheap Circle Jerk
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 15, 2022, 10:49:17 pm
Trending
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 16, 2022, 10:32:47 am
Tropical Fuck Storm


edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 16, 2022, 10:56:00 am
Tropical Fuck Storm


edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced

what's funny is I follow this band on twitter, but not sure i've actually listened to them.. wacky aussies...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 16, 2022, 01:13:09 pm
For fun, I went back and re read this thread from the start . . . and there are some really great ones in here.

Not sure if I ever said this one, for I got lost around page 18 or so.

SATAN'S PUSSY

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 19, 2022, 10:40:32 am
The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 20, 2022, 12:05:25 pm
The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)

(Twitter link)

Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)

Appeals to China for military assistance, a so far fruitless attempt to recruit Syrians and talk of bringing in reinforcements from other parts of Russia and the breakaway territory of South Ossetia in Georgia have not yet produced evidence that fresh troops are on the way, the officials say.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2022, 03:33:46 pm
Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)
That is a really good band name!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 23, 2022, 06:12:11 pm
Van der Cock Generator
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 23, 2022, 06:13:43 pm
genius, you are on fire lately!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 26, 2022, 11:18:08 am
Snake Wine
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 26, 2022, 03:52:18 pm
Off Pudding
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 26, 2022, 05:24:33 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOuuM-iXoAcDCQP?format=jpg&name=large)

At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band (https://twitter.com/roryisconfused/status/1507490044151533569)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 26, 2022, 05:25:49 pm
Billie Midol
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on March 30, 2022, 01:22:43 pm
The Slap
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 30, 2022, 02:06:27 pm
Meatsweatshop
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2022, 02:41:17 am
Republican Cocaine Orgies
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 01, 2022, 08:52:30 am
Republican Cocaine Orgies
or AKA the things that don't really happen
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 01, 2022, 12:46:03 pm
realism is not a requirement for this thread
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 04, 2022, 05:44:04 pm
utterly ancient hypostases
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on April 04, 2022, 07:45:07 pm
Cocaine Hard On
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 05, 2022, 12:39:41 pm
Lice On Stage

I legit thought this was the actual name of a band, but it was just how a venue had printed out the schedule for a show with the band Lice on the bill
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 06, 2022, 02:05:12 pm
Raging Comedy Boner
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 06, 2022, 02:38:21 pm
Iphoney
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 18, 2022, 09:44:25 am
testicle tanning salon
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 18, 2022, 11:42:30 am
testicle tanning salon

Nice!  That TC video needed some acknowledgment here and on the forum
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on April 18, 2022, 03:26:31 pm
Republicans Hate Gay People, Especially When They Get Caught Fucking Them.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 19, 2022, 12:32:11 pm
biblialness.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on April 23, 2022, 11:02:30 pm
Know One Nos
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on April 26, 2022, 12:00:26 pm
Sweetcell Disagrees With Everything I Say
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 27, 2022, 07:23:19 am
SIMS Cards
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 27, 2022, 08:55:50 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRWMwkmXMAQDWGE?format=png&name=small) (https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1519275216697974789?s=20&t=10c3G2CDFroLpv2reV_ZbA)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 01, 2022, 09:34:09 am
Compare and Despair
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 02, 2022, 08:05:30 am
Public School Makes You Gay
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 04, 2022, 11:19:21 am
Multiple Slurp Juices (https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1521868498879889408)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 07, 2022, 01:59:10 pm
D.S.O.I.

(Domestic Supply of Infants)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 07, 2022, 07:05:12 pm
Donald Stepp Band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 14, 2022, 10:07:54 am
I Was Today Years Old
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 14, 2022, 11:54:16 pm
Pussy Eats Dog
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 15, 2022, 04:00:28 pm
Charles Tucker Manson
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on May 15, 2022, 10:07:30 pm
Beach Rabbit
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 15, 2022, 10:11:36 pm
Beach Hair
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 16, 2022, 12:04:22 am
Beach Heir
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 16, 2022, 12:04:35 am
Herr Beach
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 16, 2022, 12:24:46 am
Mandatory Weekly Cheeseburgers (https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1526031569856626688)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 17, 2022, 02:51:53 pm
The Wailing Dolphins
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 17, 2022, 02:59:52 pm
The Wailing Dolphins

wailers-as-dolphins.jpg
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 17, 2022, 04:04:37 pm
Good Guy with Gum
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 18, 2022, 10:43:41 pm
Forum Fatigue
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 20, 2022, 03:09:28 pm
A Case Of Natty Light On A Friday Night
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 20, 2022, 03:09:46 pm
Dogs In Diapers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 30, 2022, 06:59:10 am
Peach Tree Dish
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on May 30, 2022, 03:52:22 pm
Peach Tree Dish

Nice One.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 03, 2022, 01:52:06 pm
hubcap diamond star halo

(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
apparently team def leppard has been reading my posts
(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27359f1a4e3ede69ee4cd14157b)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 03, 2022, 02:21:28 pm
hubcap diamond star halo

(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
apparently team def leppard has been reading my posts
(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27359f1a4e3ede69ee4cd14157b)


old news:
Def Leppard: "Diamond Star Halos"
May 27th, 2022

contains two collabs with Alison Krauss.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on June 08, 2022, 11:27:53 am
GAYR-15

or

gAyR-15
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 08, 2022, 11:44:27 am
Happy Water
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on June 08, 2022, 08:18:33 pm
Racacoonie
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 09, 2022, 01:05:23 pm
Caviar bumps (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1534203594878201856?s=20&t=saQFtWFWcIUWWZHvyaZcWA)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 09, 2022, 01:42:45 pm
Caviar bumps (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1534203594878201856?s=20&t=saQFtWFWcIUWWZHvyaZcWA)

JA reacts:

gainzy @gainzxbt (https://twitter.com/gainzxbt/status/1534888216783904768)
This is dumb as fuck. Must’ve been written by poors.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 10, 2022, 07:52:42 am
dying vicariously
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 12, 2022, 06:19:58 am
The JFK jr Letdown
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 12, 2022, 08:39:17 am
The Gravy Makers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 12, 2022, 11:00:09 pm
The Gravy Makers

Old Letterman joke: It's so hot out there, fat guys are making their own gravy.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on June 14, 2022, 09:33:24 pm
Titties and Guns
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 14, 2022, 09:40:27 pm
Titties and Guns

definitely an indie folk duet
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on June 14, 2022, 10:14:19 pm
Agree
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 15, 2022, 06:14:33 am
The Unqualified Consultants

Ted and The Hypocritical Sex Workers

 Or the less PC version

Ted and The Hypocritical Hookers
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 16, 2022, 10:28:38 am
updated

Herschel And the Illegitimate Children
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Post by: GAY,GUY on June 23, 2022, 10:35:04 am
Next Page Blues
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 23, 2022, 01:29:31 pm
Areal Flood Watch

(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")

edit: source (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=23635.msg536730#msg536730)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 23, 2022, 01:50:57 pm
+1
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 23, 2022, 02:11:05 pm
Jeffrey Clark and 5th Street Band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on June 23, 2022, 02:11:19 pm
Areal Flood Watch

(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")
The first full length will be called “We Will Rebuild”
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on June 23, 2022, 02:11:38 pm
The Sopping Wets
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 23, 2022, 02:16:23 pm
The Sopping Wets

I feel seen by this one as yesterday it threaten to rain all afternoon, so I didn't take a stroll around the neighborhood because of that.  Anyways, come 9pm, I decided a quick walk was in order before retiring.  5 minutes into my stroll it starts to pour, needless to say....
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 23, 2022, 02:49:42 pm
Dew Point 100
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 23, 2022, 05:53:46 pm
Mo Brooks and The Pardon Seekers

Worst country music tribute band ever
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 24, 2022, 10:26:52 am
Susan Collins and The Concerned
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 24, 2022, 11:51:48 am
The pillars of hipster sanctimony
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 24, 2022, 12:37:17 pm
Joe Manchin and Pharma Bros
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on June 24, 2022, 02:11:57 pm
Scaggsville
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 24, 2022, 02:24:54 pm
Scaggsville
I think there is a boz scaggs cover band with that name alreday
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on June 24, 2022, 02:32:31 pm
Scaggsville
I think there is a boz scaggs cover band with that name alreday

you are correct, rigs of dad had a good write about them.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on June 24, 2022, 02:46:53 pm
Guido Rechstadter
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 27, 2022, 07:10:00 am
Rage Against The Pride Flag
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 27, 2022, 08:09:38 am
Drag brunching in the name of
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 27, 2022, 11:12:03 am
Backslapping Felons
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on June 28, 2022, 10:47:50 am
Moon Mystery Hut
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 11:11:57 am
Flag Park
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 12:36:00 pm
The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on June 28, 2022, 12:46:39 pm
The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
Something about their name makes me feel their first single needs to be a cover of Starland Vocal Band's Afternoon Delight.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 01:47:00 pm
The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
Something about their name makes me feel their first single needs to be a cover of Starland Vocal Band's Afternoon Delight.

Warm act is They Had Guns
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 02:10:09 pm
The Motorcade Incident
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 02:14:19 pm
The Ketchup Stains
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 28, 2022, 02:16:53 pm
The Ketchup Stains
first EP: I hardly know her
First single: They’re not here to hurt me.
B-side: Take the magnometers away
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 28, 2022, 02:17:11 pm
The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise

nit-pick for accuracy: her name is Cassidy
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 02:24:00 pm
The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise

nit-pick for accuracy: her name is Cassidy

go ahead and ruin the surprise.. sheesh
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on June 28, 2022, 02:47:35 pm
The First Pride Flag Was A Brick
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 02:49:44 pm
The Ketchup Stains
first EP: I hardly know her
First single: They’re not here to hurt me.
B-side: Take the magnometers away

Psychic Hatch in the forum

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWXBuWPWAAEvUmN?format=jpg&name=small)

h/t Kurt Andersen

https://twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/1541851453391765506?s=20&t=cL51j8nsfCMV06lLByy0UA


Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 28, 2022, 02:52:44 pm
The Cassidy Protection Detail

or

Cassidy Protection Society (apologies to The Kinks)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on June 28, 2022, 06:48:09 pm
The First Pride Flag Was A Brick

as a slogan, that's kickass

(not sure as a band name, tho)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 29, 2022, 06:19:14 am
The Chokehold Deniers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 01, 2022, 09:58:13 am
Involuntary Relocation
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 01, 2022, 10:17:46 am
Sleep Divorce
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 01, 2022, 01:34:02 pm
Rusty Hoop
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 01, 2022, 07:58:46 pm
My Dude’s
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 02, 2022, 09:11:15 am
Artificially Turgid Mutant Phallus
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 04, 2022, 02:05:53 pm
Cyborg Slaves of Satan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 05, 2022, 03:43:27 pm
Supposedly This Is Photoshopped
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 05, 2022, 10:02:58 pm
The flying tramps
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 06:34:08 am
Women Lecturing Men
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 06, 2022, 09:31:06 am
Women Lecturing Men
I'd see that band (wait, I've already seen them )
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 10:08:22 am
Carlos Collapses
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 06, 2022, 12:52:34 pm
Filipendulous
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 06, 2022, 04:26:07 pm
Q*Bert and Ernie
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 06, 2022, 04:27:02 pm
Zima Princess Warrior
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 05:36:04 pm
Boris and The Cabinet Resignations
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 05:37:54 pm
False And The Flag Acting Company
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 05:59:10 pm
The 66 Ex-Members of The Fall
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 06, 2022, 06:28:54 pm
Empire Wreckers

(open membership for all former Tower Records employees)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on July 06, 2022, 07:03:42 pm
Q*Bert and Ernie

DJ Qbert (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Qbert) might have something to say about that...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 07:09:13 pm
Cyborg Slaves of Satan

Out on tour with

Dip Your Hands In Blood
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 06, 2022, 09:17:06 pm
The Comey McCabe Audit Project
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 07, 2022, 11:20:53 am
Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos (https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1545061370462294018)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 07, 2022, 12:07:11 pm
Congratulations on your 13,000th Post
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 07, 2022, 12:13:42 pm
Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos (https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1545061370462294018)
The Julian's America thread is over there . . .
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 07, 2022, 08:44:41 pm
The Cavil
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 08, 2022, 08:50:25 am
Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2022, 08:54:41 am
Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
hear, hear!

“hear, hear!” It is an abbreviation for “hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!”
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2022, 09:04:00 am
the bling boom won't last

(more of an album title than band name)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 08, 2022, 10:20:18 am
Crypto Remorse
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 11, 2022, 07:58:54 pm
billions of planets!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 12, 2022, 09:12:20 am
Marvel Smarvel
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 12, 2022, 09:47:42 am
 Julian's Seconds
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 12, 2022, 02:02:08 pm
I Can't Fill My Day, Being a Human Being
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 12, 2022, 02:34:52 pm
The Squeegee kids
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 13, 2022, 08:32:17 am
Captain Crasheroony Snoozefest

Boris bests the Donald for having the best words 8)  ???
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 13, 2022, 09:23:49 am
A Can't Do Spirit
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 13, 2022, 09:45:32 am
Stop Lying About Sex
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 13, 2022, 01:51:18 pm
the novelty curve
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 10:46:51 am
Impeached President Butt Dials
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 02:37:24 pm
Library Paste

https://twitter.com/_respectthedead/status/1547538176805314561?s=21&t=u0e69lR5ZPDwFEy6yp9Wvw

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXn1xPKXEAE-fVr.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 03:45:34 pm
Nutkum

Source

I’m crying at the Nutella in Turkey my friend sent me

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXi_tXnWIAANl9e?format=jpg&name=large)

https://twitter.com/cardy_ac/status/1547197263956557824?s=21&t=u0e69lR5ZPDwFEy6yp9Wvw

And yes they have actually Nutella in Turkey, this is a knockoff

because we are a schoolyard full of sniggering miscreants  the name of the company that sells this is called Segman  ;D
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 03:46:35 pm
Sniggering Miscreants
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 06:04:49 pm
Reported and The Blocked
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2022, 08:45:37 pm
Explosive Butter

H/T Van Hunt

https://twitter.com/vanhunt/status/1547721544155033600?s=21&t=LrpUJgbzhLSEM7TKwyGevg
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 14, 2022, 10:04:03 pm
Nutkum


There's gotta be a Japanese noise act with that name.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 15, 2022, 01:49:21 pm
Separation of The Christian Church and State
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 16, 2022, 10:08:18 am
Fuck You From The Past
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 16, 2022, 06:57:57 pm
Politicks

If I Said What I Wanted to, I Would Be In Hell

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 19, 2022, 08:15:45 am
puke shit tornado
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 22, 2022, 11:11:41 am
Josh and The Basement Porno Watchers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 22, 2022, 05:08:32 pm
superdiarrhea planet
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 31, 2022, 02:19:23 pm
Coven Of Locksmiths (https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1553244850304290817)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 03, 2022, 04:21:35 pm
Perry Mason Moment
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 03, 2022, 04:26:27 pm
You know what perjury is
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on August 03, 2022, 04:47:13 pm
Cock Van der Palm and the Nutcums (sorry I'm a little late to the party)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H0yMOp4_Yv8/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on August 04, 2022, 01:58:13 pm
Spinning Death Blades Falling From the Sky


Ninja Bomb
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 04, 2022, 02:41:42 pm
Journey To Sobriety
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 04, 2022, 06:34:22 pm
Infonomore
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 05, 2022, 11:19:04 am
Typewriter Ribbons
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 07, 2022, 04:15:54 pm
Nathan Warm & The Authentics (https://twitter.com/nghtwrks/status/1556369831988977664?s=20&t=O5HbYEkp0hVn4djof7ytGw)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 10, 2022, 10:42:47 am
Plead Fifth and The Gangsters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 11, 2022, 06:40:04 am
440 fifths
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on August 11, 2022, 03:10:04 pm
440 fifths

excellent, would check out their album.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on August 11, 2022, 03:13:20 pm
440 fifths

That's alot of circles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 12, 2022, 12:06:35 pm
Snitch and The Mar-A-Lagos
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 12, 2022, 12:54:10 pm
TFG & The Deflectors
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 12, 2022, 01:19:15 pm
Word is, lots!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 12, 2022, 05:46:02 pm
Megaflood (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/08/12/megaflood-california-flood-rain-climate/)

What would this be? Megadeath tunes as sea shanties?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on August 12, 2022, 06:01:30 pm
^ POTW
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on August 12, 2022, 07:31:09 pm
Megaflood (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/08/12/megaflood-california-flood-rain-climate/)

Noooooooooooah!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 15, 2022, 01:32:40 pm
Wegner and The Crudites
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 15, 2022, 01:35:02 pm
WegnerOliver and The Crudites
I've made this more intriguing to Smackie and myself
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 15, 2022, 01:40:14 pm
Dr Oz is such a schmuck

Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 15, 2022, 01:45:08 pm
Dr Oz is such a schmuck

Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece


and surely shopping for Crudites in Wegmans, etc has to be a major worth of expulsion offence in Julian's American... surely it's sending an underling to the most exclusive artisanal farms to obtain such items
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 15, 2022, 02:12:08 pm
Dr Oz is such a schmuck

Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece


and surely shopping for Crudites in Wegmans, etc has to be a major worth of expulsion offence in Julian's American... surely it's sending an underling to the most exclusive artisanal farms to obtain such items
Not sure Dr. Oz is really trying to appeal to the Julian's America crowd; maybe the Trump's New Jersey.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 15, 2022, 11:49:52 pm
Extraneous Materials (https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-run-inn-frozen-pizza-recalled-potential-contamination/story?id=88418506&cid=social_twitter_abcn)

genre: Specifically Metal
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 16, 2022, 05:43:21 pm
Massive Waterspout

https://twitter.com/independent/status/1559638629747531782?s=21&t=hJWTwAbMYOePrEuReSNmdg
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 16, 2022, 05:52:07 pm
jebuz, I'd think aliens were invading if I saw that!
also the meteorological thread is over there

relating to the branch of science concerned with the processes and phenomena of the atmosphere,
really don't think that's a great band name...maybe a song
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 22, 2022, 11:40:04 pm
Shot By Gay Lazers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 23, 2022, 10:39:07 am
Space Farts
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 24, 2022, 06:44:51 pm
Car Elevator
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 25, 2022, 11:40:16 am
Vagina Dipping Sauce
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 28, 2022, 04:48:48 pm
Lesbian Dance Theory
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 29, 2022, 07:23:17 am
Lesbian Dance Theory

No.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 01, 2022, 03:56:23 pm
The Tow Truck Thieves
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 01, 2022, 06:00:00 pm
Dead Russian Oilmen (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/01/russia-lukoil-fall-hospital-window/)

Debut album: "There Will Be Bloodski"
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 02, 2022, 01:31:46 pm
Empty Folders
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on September 03, 2022, 08:32:57 pm
Vampire acts:
Gloria Estefang
Bloody Holly
Bat Stevens
Batboy Slim
Hall & Throats
Tame Impaler
The Undead Kennedys
(Mid-credits)
Impaler Swift
Bruno Scars
Lindsey Suckingham

Wraith acts:
Bonnie Wraith
Wraith Hill
Wraith Evans
Billy Wraith Cyrus
Wraith No More
Wraith Charles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 05, 2022, 09:10:41 pm
I saw this on an event poster and honestly thought it was one possibly two band names (ok I’m also sleepy at the moment)

Fast Eddies Pit Beef
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 06, 2022, 03:40:50 pm
Grilled Cheese and Tomato Flu
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 08:53:38 am
The gospel of Hutch
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 11:47:21 am
The mommy microdosing movement
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 14, 2022, 12:00:01 pm
The mommy microdosing movement

free Soccer Mommy tribute band name

or would Mothers of Invention work better
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on September 14, 2022, 12:09:22 pm
Mothers of Perception, perhaps?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 12:18:00 pm
+1
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 15, 2022, 09:08:33 am
The Royal Guard Collapse
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 15, 2022, 06:07:00 pm
Dildo Spill

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1570492878430019587?s=46&t=oX7Y2emktXonTL3KN33VyQ
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on September 15, 2022, 07:11:19 pm
"lost its load..."
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 16, 2022, 11:17:38 am
God, I Am Excited.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 16, 2022, 11:18:27 am
What Is Real Anymore
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 16, 2022, 11:24:52 am
Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for this one.

Gay Hypnosis
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 18, 2022, 12:47:45 am
One Finger Salute
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 18, 2022, 09:16:14 pm
One Finger Salute
https://myspace.com/theonefingersalute
Already taken
They look really bad too
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 19, 2022, 11:43:38 pm
Lady Usher of the Black Rod (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rod)

h/t Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 20, 2022, 02:13:01 pm
Distract Of Columbia
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on September 20, 2022, 03:58:05 pm
^ i considered posting that too ;D
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 20, 2022, 04:26:22 pm
nyquil chicken
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 21, 2022, 12:49:11 pm
Something Has To At Some Point Stick Right?

better known in the trades as SHTASPSR? hottest electro jam band..
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 22, 2022, 05:45:53 am
Thinking In My Head

The Military Service Liars
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 22, 2022, 05:50:17 pm
Johnny Carson vs. the Kardashians
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 22, 2022, 05:55:23 pm
the CarDashians
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 22, 2022, 09:14:27 pm
the CarDashians

Nice!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 23, 2022, 09:20:18 pm
Uncle Of 2 (https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1573450421955448854)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 26, 2022, 12:43:57 pm
Vanna White Supremacist
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 27, 2022, 03:34:52 pm
disgusting jannies

(in relation to the abbot is a piss boy)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 28, 2022, 02:15:26 pm
The Crunchy Leaves

Just in time for autumn.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 30, 2022, 03:04:18 pm
Temporary Speedbump  aka TempHatch's ska project
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on October 02, 2022, 10:36:17 pm
Inactive Beer Volcano
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on October 07, 2022, 12:36:59 pm
Noble Beard
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 07, 2022, 03:43:03 pm
Hot Youth Pastors (https://twitter.com/emilykmay/status/1578163735675666434)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 08, 2022, 11:24:39 am
Pumpkin Farts 

Stolen from Wait Wait
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 09, 2022, 08:10:59 am
Small rage farmer
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 11, 2022, 08:35:42 am
Fruit Covered Nails
(Pavement cover band)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 14, 2022, 01:46:46 pm
The Legitimate Losers

Identifies As Cats 
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 19, 2022, 05:24:57 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/WcGX5Wc/Screen-Shot-2022-10-19-at-5-20-40-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/tobyfrombath/status/1582721272903237633)
(https://i.ibb.co/TvyjfrJ/Screen-Shot-2022-10-19-at-5-23-46-PM.png)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 27, 2022, 05:27:23 pm
abnormal testicles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 30, 2022, 05:37:17 pm
The Astroknots
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on November 03, 2022, 02:53:18 am
Hobo Hang Glider of News (https://youtu.be/BYZzoWg1sD8?t=69)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 04, 2022, 01:21:12 pm
Tysons Corner Furries (https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1588262515162726401)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 10, 2022, 09:53:23 am
angertainment

h/t Adam Frisch who fingers crossed will be the next member of Congress form the great state of Colorado

this maybe my new favorite word
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 10, 2022, 11:52:40 am
EP will be: That's Angertainment
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 23, 2022, 10:34:01 am
Crimes Of Dishonesty

had never seen this term before and figured for sure someone had snapped it up as a band name...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 25, 2022, 08:09:37 pm
I mean, wutthafuggahyagonnado?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 26, 2022, 11:55:46 pm
Incest Undertones (https://twitter.com/muddaub/status/1596648144561115137)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 02, 2022, 07:32:19 pm
Outrage Of Modesty (https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1598814325103202304)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 13, 2022, 01:35:51 pm
Potemkin Village People
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 13, 2022, 10:01:51 pm
Nomadic War Machine

Source

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjzQEH5aAAAXMRv?format=jpg&name=large)

https://twitter.com/rainbow_silks/status/1602384409126400000?s=46&t=J5GbFBgtt7urMXkQd3ajjQ
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on December 14, 2022, 02:47:09 am
^ so many good band names on that list... i mean, who wouldn't want to rock out to the latest EP by Dionysian Post-Sexual Hypererotocism??
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 14, 2022, 04:15:00 pm
handless mannequin



Source(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fj7_fV8WIAA95M5.jpg)

NEW: A Scottish 'winter wonderland' has been described as an 'absolute shambles' and 'nothing short of diabolical'.

Visitors paid up to £18 a ticket to see attractions like a handless mannequin in a Santa suit with an electrical tape belt 🎅

https://twitter.com/scotnational/status/1602999448203890688?s=46&t=1bYGQaPUqeK0YPUNBT-c3Q
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 25, 2022, 04:48:53 pm
Fet’s
luck
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 27, 2022, 01:54:29 pm
Ok, not a band name, but my rap name


Lil' L@te Now 

(there is already a Lil Late)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 29, 2022, 08:38:18 am
Spam Risk Egypt  (https://twitter.com/jenmercieca/status/1608085410902675462)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 29, 2022, 06:25:35 pm
Local Pizza

Taken down by (Romanian) Pizza

https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1608579412588650496?s=46&t=HLcylN4HHcX2SCqoQRzrHQ

Go Greta
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 29, 2022, 08:58:51 pm
Doxxed by a pizza box

https://twitter.com/angry_staffer/status/1608625086248148993
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 02, 2023, 02:55:07 pm
Radio Ham Shack

That was an actual store mentioned in the new Bob Moog biography "Switched On".
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 04, 2023, 03:20:18 pm
Someone Check On Jeff

How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 04, 2023, 03:45:05 pm
Someone Check On Jeff

How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".
POTW material right there.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on January 04, 2023, 04:29:31 pm
Max Popcorn and the Daily Intake
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Yada on January 04, 2023, 04:59:16 pm
Someone Check On Jeff

How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".

Skodge
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 08, 2023, 10:34:02 am
Slut Toast (https://twitter.com/BadLipReading/status/1606415957462753281)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 10, 2023, 01:44:24 pm
Explosive Freak Quartet (https://twitter.com/FakeGenreBot/status/1612858055498280960)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 10, 2023, 02:55:52 pm
Explosive Freak Quartet (https://twitter.com/FakeGenreBot/status/1612858055498280960)
I really can't believe that doesn't exist, maybe there is a Quintet
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2023, 02:12:17 pm
Anti-Fascist Powerline Cables (https://twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1613317874957025283)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: shemptiness on January 15, 2023, 02:42:33 pm
Why's Janet Yellin?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 31, 2023, 09:09:45 pm
Hands off Africa
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on January 31, 2023, 10:54:27 pm
Why's Janet Yellin?

alternate: Wise Janet Yellin
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: shemptiness on February 02, 2023, 10:49:25 am
Calypso Facto
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 02, 2023, 12:44:35 pm
Calypso Facto
No joke, I named my new (to me) airstream calypso!

(Going with a Homer’s odyssey theme  as the other one is named Circe)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 03, 2023, 12:08:05 am
The Spy Balloons (https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/02/02/chinese-spy-balloon-pentagon/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 06, 2023, 11:10:39 pm
The Italian Volkwagen IG account has a lot to think about.

https://instagram.com/volkswagenitalia

Volkswa Genitalia
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 13, 2023, 08:19:46 pm
Levels of sadness
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 14, 2023, 10:29:46 am
Elephant Box

H/t Prince lyric
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 16, 2023, 09:56:09 am
Porn Baron

h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"

GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 16, 2023, 10:48:15 am
Straight People Love Calling Gay People Pedophiles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 16, 2023, 10:49:12 am
I Need To Stop Posting on Forums Before Caffeine and Food
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on February 16, 2023, 01:10:50 pm
Porn Baron

h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"

GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.

Wait. There's an organization you have to register with???
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 16, 2023, 07:08:03 pm
Angry People in Local Newspapers


widdling on the side of the road
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 23, 2023, 09:07:26 pm
Small Green Buds (https://wtop.com/dc/2023/02/cherry-blossom-watch-starts-in-dc-as-trees-hit-small-green-buds-stage/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 23, 2023, 10:30:18 pm
Six  Billion Border Crossers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 27, 2023, 05:37:47 pm
Kosmo's Mom
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 27, 2023, 05:48:54 pm
Kosmo's Mom
She's got it going on.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 27, 2023, 06:03:51 pm
Cancer Is My Own Fault
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on February 27, 2023, 06:48:35 pm
Reasonable Doubt
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 27, 2023, 10:46:52 pm
The red hot art peppers
Or
Sault n Art pepper
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 28, 2023, 10:16:36 am
Born Again Christian Dior
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 28, 2023, 12:34:01 pm
Pet Crab eating Onion Ring
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on February 28, 2023, 12:51:18 pm
Pet Goat eating Onion Ring

FTFY
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 28, 2023, 08:12:15 pm
^that band already sounds ten times better, fact
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 07, 2023, 10:57:00 am
The Dotted Quavers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 14, 2023, 07:30:54 am
Rectal Ozone Therapist
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 14, 2023, 08:16:55 am
The Seaweed Blob
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 14, 2023, 11:42:02 am
69 American Alligators
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on March 14, 2023, 12:12:25 pm
The Seaweed Blob

if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 14, 2023, 12:32:25 pm
The Seaweed Blob

if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
yeah, me too
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 14, 2023, 12:41:34 pm
Meg White and The Yatching Life

(honestly i have no idea what Meg White is doing post White Stripes, but this seems logical) 
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 14, 2023, 11:55:43 pm
Chronic Disease Blackface
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 17, 2023, 10:53:13 am
Rage Against The Washing Machine
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 17, 2023, 12:22:06 pm
Industrial Musical

h/t

This Texan Was a Master of a Curious Midcentury Art Form, the Industrial Musical
Brands once staged elaborate productions for their employees. No one was better at making them than Mexia-born Michael Brown.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/texan-master-industrial-musicals-michael-brown-mexia/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 17, 2023, 01:25:47 pm
I keep waiting for Laibach to do Damn Yankees
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on March 18, 2023, 06:12:55 pm
GODDAMN GOTHS ON METH


edit: sorry, real band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 18, 2023, 10:36:40 pm
Rockcoon Dawgz
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on March 19, 2023, 12:03:15 am
^ definitely a rap-rock band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 21, 2023, 11:36:23 am
Potato House On Mars

Any PHOMheads out there?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 31, 2023, 07:22:31 am
Lie the loudest
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on April 07, 2023, 11:39:13 am
it's not that i can't believe this band doesn't exist already (it doesn't, i checked), it's just that i like the double meaning:

The Felt Presents (https://time.com/6267299/science-behind-presence-ghosts/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 20, 2023, 11:45:16 am
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

I'm torn as to what genre this band would be... Emo? Industrial? Avant Garde Jazz?  but i guess something in the the Noise vein would be best...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 20, 2023, 12:22:31 pm
It sound like it should be the name of a Duster LP.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 24, 2023, 03:28:38 pm
Drag Defense Fund
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on April 24, 2023, 11:15:01 pm
Mars Pet Rock
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 02, 2023, 07:47:35 am
really cheap overall considering
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 03, 2023, 06:07:05 am
Clown Shop Judges

Lifted from Primal Screams Twitter, I’m sure there is more to this…
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Hutch on May 03, 2023, 07:18:26 am
Bob Pylan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Hutch on May 03, 2023, 07:56:47 am
Bob Zylan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Hutch on May 03, 2023, 08:14:20 am
Mob Dylan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on May 06, 2023, 11:07:28 pm
Mehstard
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 16, 2023, 08:19:48 pm
Where to start

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwRbieFWYAAS5ul.jpg)

H/t

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

https://twitter.com/isabellarosner/status/1658554043927601152?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 17, 2023, 02:03:45 pm
Sugar Coma
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 17, 2023, 02:04:26 pm
Sugar Coma

Damn. Never mind.

https://www.discogs.com/artist/298587-Sugarcoma
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 17, 2023, 03:19:50 pm
Howabout.....sugar comma
a band walkie would be into
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2023, 07:12:54 am
album title

Chew and walk gum at the same time
https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1659383406960975872
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 20, 2023, 04:56:20 pm
Falling Death

Aka known as me playing Zelda
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 20, 2023, 06:43:43 pm
Also keenly adept at blowing myself up…
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 24, 2023, 08:46:16 am
gesture politics
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on May 25, 2023, 05:50:57 am
Monkey dust mayhem


As in

Monkey dust mayhem as driver is tasered, drives off and then found in boot

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on May 25, 2023, 05:58:21 am
Monkey dust mayhem

I would totally go see monkey dust mayhem, based on the name alone.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 07, 2023, 10:33:04 am
Gasms h/t the title of Smokey Robinson's latest album

although GASM is already taken
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on June 09, 2023, 09:37:05 am
Black Bear In A Tree
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 09, 2023, 11:48:25 am
Paper Thin Garage Door

&

Almost Always Open
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: nkotb on June 09, 2023, 12:23:15 pm
lol he's so cool, man. what a statement
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 13, 2023, 12:38:38 pm
Locked Bathrooms
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 13, 2023, 12:41:04 pm
Low Energy Participation
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 14, 2023, 10:08:51 am
Evil and the Heinous Abuses
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 17, 2023, 10:49:34 am
Gather For Fanny (https://twitter.com/TheCaraSutra/status/1670027269786554369)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 22, 2023, 07:55:04 am
Kevin and the National Disgraces
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 22, 2023, 01:41:01 pm
the debris field
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on June 23, 2023, 09:01:25 pm
goshdarned awesome
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 27, 2023, 08:14:41 pm
Controlled By Satanic Paedophiles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 27, 2023, 10:44:26 pm
Taking Credit and The Voted Against

(Forgive me I’m giddy after Sloan trotting out the big Tunes at end of their show)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Hutch on June 27, 2023, 10:48:42 pm
Nice!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 01, 2023, 01:43:04 pm
Hot Bias (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/07/01/dc-july-not-too-hot-much-needed-rain/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 01, 2023, 02:23:39 pm
The 600 Limit
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 01, 2023, 02:41:46 pm
Verified and the 6000 Limit
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 02, 2023, 07:01:49 am
Liar and The Didn’t Play The Bills
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 07, 2023, 12:28:23 pm
Virgin Mary Disco Brawl
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 07, 2023, 01:36:03 pm
Cracked Rollercoaster Support
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on July 07, 2023, 01:36:36 pm
Virgin Mary Disco Brawl

doo dah, doo dah..
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 10, 2023, 02:10:04 pm
This Is A Statement
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 10, 2023, 02:40:24 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/HFYTyz6/Screenshot-2023-07-10-143826.png)

Forecast for Death Valley (Furnace Creek, CA)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 11, 2023, 11:13:27 am
Cones On Cars
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 11, 2023, 01:46:22 pm
I saw this show announcement for DC9 and thought that is the hell of name for a band and then oh wait it's actually three bands


The Mostly Dead Weird Babies Apollo 66
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 12, 2023, 12:00:15 pm
 Saxtuba

And more importantly

Sextuba

Although to be fair the search results on that would be  :o
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 12, 2023, 12:03:00 pm
*Bonerama was taken
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 12, 2023, 12:41:38 pm
h/t Chris Stein

Stupid Shit and Chaos
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 12, 2023, 02:47:26 pm
endless rows of sardines (https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66179045)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 13, 2023, 12:48:59 pm
Tough Sledding

never ever heard this phrase before "Difficult work or progress"

Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 13, 2023, 12:49:53 pm
Tough Sledding

never ever heard this phrase before "Difficult work or progress"
dude you haven't see the movie https://www.toughsleddingthemovie.com/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 13, 2023, 01:30:01 pm
From space's groping article


libidinous intent
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 15, 2023, 07:07:24 am
Tacky Onassis and the pudding paws
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 17, 2023, 11:16:47 pm
Introducing: Kanstyx (https://www.maximumbands.com/kanstyx.html)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 19, 2023, 06:02:44 am
Former Brothel
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 19, 2023, 08:58:34 am
Former Brothel
Future Brothel would be pretty good too.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 19, 2023, 09:38:07 am
Former Brothel
Future Brothel would be pretty good too.

I plucked this one from the News or Fall Song feed.

"I live in a Former Hull Brothel and Strangers Keep Knocking At My Door"

the sub headline indicates some have even wandered into the home :D
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on July 19, 2023, 09:54:30 am
Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 19, 2023, 11:04:01 am
Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.

(https://y.yarn.co/36206f69-797b-4b10-a119-fbdaff711151_text.gif)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 26, 2023, 04:14:21 pm
Hammerhead Worms

Probably already taken, can’t be arsed to look it up

H/T

CAUTION: Hammerhead worms spotted in the DMV; don't touch!  In addition to super sticky slim, the hammerhead worm secretes potent, paralyzing tetrodotoxin, the same lethal toxin found in puffer fish.


So local news and a bit over the top

https://www.wusa9.com/article/life/animals/toxic-hammerhead-worms-seen-in-dmv/65-724c561f-7eb0-429b-b854-faf3f03d6045
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 26, 2023, 04:17:35 pm
Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 26, 2023, 10:41:12 pm
Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
Life is strange

I’m out in Arlington Facebook group
And This topic comes up
Responses are
I had nightmares after reading
and great band name

But the worst part is at least two people said they saw them in Arlington
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on July 28, 2023, 09:17:16 pm
Glitch McConnell
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 01, 2023, 09:36:53 am
Dangerous Heatwave
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 01, 2023, 10:03:00 am
Nipple Crisps

The Crispy Nipples
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 02, 2023, 01:35:36 pm
Brazilian butt lift
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 07, 2023, 11:45:45 am
The Alabama Brawl

Or

The Riverboat Brawlers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 08, 2023, 08:06:13 am
Bash and The Chair Swingers
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 08, 2023, 08:19:25 am
The Hat Tossers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 08, 2023, 09:12:41 am
Of course Hat Tossers would have an entirely different meaning in the UK
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 15, 2023, 05:59:07 am
The Ten Indictments

Or

The Worst Candidate
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on August 21, 2023, 06:43:08 pm
The Addholes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 21, 2023, 08:00:34 pm
We are the Addholes

The Addholes
how'd you beat me to that, rigged I tell ya
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 28, 2023, 10:20:30 pm
Random Roommates

h/t one of my student employees
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 30, 2023, 08:54:08 am
diarrhea breath
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 30, 2023, 10:06:09 am
diarrhea breath

Imagine an entire planet of such.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 30, 2023, 11:28:37 am
diarrhea breath

Imagine an entire planet of such.
to think this dropped 10 years ago this week
https://www.instagram.com/p/CwLc7gIP8zt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

they did some reunion shows and boonaroo...was hoping them to be inspired and hit the road again
alas
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Post by: Space Freely on September 02, 2023, 08:37:09 pm
Big Lizard and the Gimp
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 08, 2023, 02:25:39 pm
Selling Rabbits
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 08, 2023, 02:47:26 pm
Selling Rabbits
Selling rabbits to pay the man
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 08, 2023, 04:13:10 pm
Adopting Rabbits
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 08, 2023, 06:40:25 pm
The Hare Peddlers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on September 11, 2023, 08:32:35 am
Techno Mechanicus

(Also a great Sidehatch board name)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 12, 2023, 02:41:33 pm
Culture Of Corruption

also

Kevin Is Fucked
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 12, 2023, 03:06:50 pm
Retroactive Impeachment

although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on September 12, 2023, 04:21:32 pm
Retroactive Impeachment

although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025

working title for their upcoming debut full-length is a real throwback: "We’ve Got Lots of Theories, We Just Don’t Have the Evidence"
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 13, 2023, 09:53:53 am
Lauren and The Vapers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 13, 2023, 01:19:28 pm
Juilan and The Taylor Beat
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2023, 01:57:33 pm
Juilan and The Taylor Beat

I like
Juilan and The Tailored Beat 
better
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 14, 2023, 12:22:13 pm
how is this not the name of some goth/darkwave/metal band

Lurid Films For The Lord
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Post by: grateful on September 14, 2023, 01:17:32 pm
Octopus Rising
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 15, 2023, 09:42:02 pm
Update

Lauren and the Hand Jives
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 16, 2023, 06:11:45 am
The Theatre Gropers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 16, 2023, 10:41:26 am
The Theatre Gropers
Jason for the win https://x.com/JasonIsbell/status/1702809622615056427?s=20
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 16, 2023, 04:59:50 pm
This is pretty good as well

https://x.com/bcdreyer/status/1703121183409926497?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 16, 2023, 05:24:24 pm
Michael McKean brings the heat

Lauren Boebert has perhaps shown a desire to reach across the aisle here.


https://x.com/mjmckean/status/1703072861651714420?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 16, 2023, 05:44:00 pm
Emotional Truths
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 16, 2023, 09:47:23 pm
One of Brent Terhune’s better ones

https://x.com/brentterhune/status/1703108399997624598?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 17, 2023, 09:55:41 pm
One of Brent Terhune’s better ones

https://x.com/brentterhune/status/1703108399997624598?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

Try that during our town …. Lol
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 18, 2023, 09:59:49 am
Missing Fighter Jet
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 18, 2023, 12:05:00 pm
Big John and The Senator's Shorts
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 19, 2023, 06:52:35 pm
Mustache John and The Body Doubles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 21, 2023, 06:29:00 pm
$78 Burger and The Fries
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: shemptiness on September 22, 2023, 04:12:57 pm
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 22, 2023, 04:35:27 pm
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know  Woah > Whoa
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on September 22, 2023, 09:29:19 pm
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know  Woah > Whoa

https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 23, 2023, 11:29:11 am
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know  Woah > Whoa

https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
from that link
did this board start in the 80s?

Whoa is the original spelling. The spelling woah emerged more recently. The earliest evidence of woah in writing is thought to come from online message boards in the early 1980s. Indeed, the increase in the use of the spelling woah is often associated with digital communications.

Some people and style guides may consider woah to be an incorrect or nonstandard spelling
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 24, 2023, 05:35:56 pm
Mosh Pit at the Library
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 24, 2023, 06:03:22 pm
Whoa

Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know  Woah > Whoa

https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
from that link
did this board start in the 80s?

Whoa is the original spelling. The spelling woah emerged more recently. The earliest evidence of woah in writing is thought to come from online message boards in the early 1980s. Indeed, the increase in the use of the spelling woah is often associated with digital communications.

Some people and style guides may consider woah to be an incorrect or nonstandard spelling

Has no one reached out to Joey Lawrence to weigh in?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 24, 2023, 08:53:06 pm
Has no one reached out to Joey  to weigh in?
(https://i.imgur.com/aO3cR6P.jpeg)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 25, 2023, 12:02:01 pm
Gold Bar Stash
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 25, 2023, 12:17:20 pm
cheesy boi
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 27, 2023, 11:23:38 am
Judge and The Business Licenses

and

Billion Dollard Florida Property
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 28, 2023, 11:11:01 am
Fake Auto Union Members
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 30, 2023, 05:03:16 pm
The Fire Alarm Pullers


Well they exist but to lazy to look it up
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 03, 2023, 05:34:59 pm
Bring It On
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 03, 2023, 07:28:43 pm
Wednesday Zombie Apocalypse
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 05, 2023, 02:06:09 pm
Podium Gate
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 05, 2023, 03:03:20 pm
Unpaid Legal Bills
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on October 05, 2023, 07:30:21 pm
Unpaid Legal Bills

their first album will be called "Leaking Dye and Lumpy Pillows"
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 10, 2023, 06:12:32 am
Rusty Grenade
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 13, 2023, 06:36:00 pm
JJ and the Secret Ballots
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 14, 2023, 02:12:30 pm
Bursty Star Formations (https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/10/14/starbursts-webb-telescope-cosmic-dawn/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wp_main)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 15, 2023, 05:53:40 pm
Existential Cash Squeeze (https://twitter.com/MotherJones/status/1713601381527896216)

(Twitter link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 15, 2023, 05:54:14 pm
Twitter Link
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 16, 2023, 12:02:49 am
Millennial Fruit Heirs (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/10/15/ecuador-election-gonzalez-noboa-correa/)

Yes, the article refers to a "millennial banana heir" but my name is better.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on October 16, 2023, 07:54:34 am
The Happy Endings featuring Seth Sherwood
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Bagley on October 18, 2023, 09:04:42 pm
Earth-Eating Robot Worms
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 24, 2023, 03:24:29 pm
Globalist Rhino
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 24, 2023, 07:11:39 pm
Ketchup and the Flying Bottles
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 25, 2023, 07:37:38 am
the censorship-industrial complex.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 02, 2023, 07:10:47 pm
Passing Notes In  Court
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 02, 2023, 11:03:41 pm
Po Tato Portal
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 06, 2023, 12:34:49 pm
Badly Behaved In The Witness Box
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 06, 2023, 05:32:52 pm
Severe Eye Burn
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 06, 2023, 05:33:15 pm
Bathe in Ultraviolet Light
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 06, 2023, 05:36:47 pm
Searing Eye Pain
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 06, 2023, 05:43:09 pm
Searing Eye Pain
Shouldn't this have gone in the Offical 9:30 NFT thread?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 08, 2023, 02:55:58 pm
walkstradamus

would only appeal to members of this forum, but I'm sure it would rock hard
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 09, 2023, 05:18:19 pm
Dylan Meyerhoff (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=22907.msg554953#msg554953)

Someone had to do it!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 15, 2023, 02:47:37 pm
ghost bus

fudge, already taken
https://www.facebook.com/ghostbusband/
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 16, 2023, 09:33:53 pm
the title of my collection of B-sides

Date, fight or bite.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 22, 2023, 09:44:54 pm
Someone already stole my thunder, but I’ll persist

Bentley and The Gatecrashers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 24, 2023, 09:39:10 am
The rage baiters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on November 24, 2023, 10:04:17 am
Bruce and the Jenners
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 24, 2023, 11:18:45 am
The Jumping Miscreants
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 24, 2023, 12:00:49 pm
The 6 Nine Pagers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on November 24, 2023, 12:21:01 pm
Nine Inch Dongs
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 27, 2023, 06:59:28 pm
The Soulest
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: nkotb on November 27, 2023, 07:02:49 pm
NOOO!!!

The Soulest
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 27, 2023, 11:58:57 pm
Glamorous Mississippi (https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1729289290629177731)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on November 28, 2023, 07:21:50 pm
Forces of a Triangle
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on December 03, 2023, 11:39:32 am
Thinking of Geordie
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Space Freely on December 04, 2023, 02:28:44 pm
Thinking of Jordy
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2023, 07:40:30 pm
Joe Hunter and The Truck Payments
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 05, 2023, 08:07:40 pm
The Blurry Tourists
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 06, 2023, 05:30:29 pm
The Lifestyle Hustlers
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 07, 2023, 07:42:25 pm
Not Organic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Hutch on December 08, 2023, 09:24:44 am
Not Organic
Inorganic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on December 08, 2023, 10:28:35 am
Not Organic
Inorganic

I gain corn
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 08, 2023, 03:34:17 pm
Manic Organic
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 08, 2023, 04:33:15 pm
Six French Teens (https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20231208-%F0%9F%94%B4-six-french-teens-handed-suspended-or-brief-jail-terms-for-roles-in-2020-beheading-of-teacher?utm_term=BreakingF24&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_source=nonli&utm_medium=social)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on December 08, 2023, 07:52:25 pm
^ i was very, very nervous when clicking that link...
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on December 08, 2023, 11:49:29 pm
Dandy's and the Trail of Dead
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on December 08, 2023, 11:55:41 pm
Dandy's and the Trail of Dead
I’d see the fuck out of this, friend.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 11, 2023, 10:48:17 am
Stolen Sperm

and NO I will not attempt to verify this is actually in use or not as a band name
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 11, 2023, 10:55:42 am
Erudyke

“Lesbian lit-rock”
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 12, 2023, 09:11:23 am
Crucial Breakfast
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 13, 2023, 02:05:08 pm
Allowed To and the Didn't Do It's
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 14, 2023, 08:33:03 pm
A collection of live recordings from radio shows from 91-96

a flippers paradise
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 16, 2023, 06:37:44 pm
The Stolen Bored Apes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 21, 2023, 01:22:09 pm
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 21, 2023, 01:25:51 pm
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes
First, LP
Can you hear me Barebacking in the Senate hearing room.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 22, 2023, 02:27:10 pm
Dank Brandon
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 26, 2023, 02:11:06 pm
The Christmas Swatters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 26, 2023, 04:16:29 pm
Phony Beatlemania

a Clash tribute band
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 27, 2023, 05:17:29 pm
^has bitten the dust


chaotic outcome
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 31, 2023, 08:27:25 pm
Intentional Groundhog


(my misreading of "intentional grounding" trending on Twitter)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 04, 2024, 08:54:27 am
The Supreme Court Plagiarists
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 04, 2024, 09:43:05 am
Lyin' Larry and the flaming plagiarists
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 04, 2024, 05:10:14 pm
filthy and injured
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 05, 2024, 09:57:50 am
The Longest Footnote

(which according to a thread on Bluesky is a 173 page footnote on Hadrian's Wall in book on Northumbria)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 05, 2024, 06:10:12 pm
The Miami Mall Alien Incident
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 08, 2024, 07:43:18 pm
Ghostwriter Blues
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 10, 2024, 03:56:35 pm
The insecure forum
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 10, 2024, 05:27:50 pm
The Safe District Reprobates
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 11, 2024, 07:31:18 am
The Woke Dictionaries
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 11, 2024, 07:56:41 am
The Woke Dictionaries
I could not believe that!  Seemed like an Onion headline for sure, dark times
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 11, 2024, 08:36:56 am
The Woke Dictionaries
I could not believe that!  Seemed like an Onion headline for sure, dark times

whom among us didn't go looking up naughty words in dictionaries in our untamed youth years, clearly it turned walkie gay
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on January 11, 2024, 01:45:47 pm
The Woke Dictionaries

TAN: Canadians just want to know what 'woke' means, study finds (https://nationalpost.com/news/canadians-just-want-to-know-what-woke-means-study-finds)


i believe this is a cross-border issue, but what do i know (apparently not the definition of woke...)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on January 11, 2024, 01:45:55 pm
The Woke Dictionaries

TAN: Canadians just want to know what 'woke' means, study finds (https://nationalpost.com/news/canadians-just-want-to-know-what-woke-means-study-finds)

i believe this is a cross-border issue, but what do i know (apparently not the definition of woke...)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 19, 2024, 11:09:35 am
War On The Nuclear Family
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 19, 2024, 11:51:00 am
War On The Nuclear Family
War on Drugs side project.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 20, 2024, 11:14:15 am
Nikki and The Pelosi’s
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 21, 2024, 11:22:56 pm
The Cocaine Yesmen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btCIai2u9Jw) (YT link)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 22, 2024, 08:57:34 am
The Fake Churchill Quotes
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 24, 2024, 10:39:32 am
The Treasonous Shit Weasels
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 26, 2024, 06:03:33 pm
Additional Sperm
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 29, 2024, 03:22:44 pm
That Tongue Of Moisture (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/01/29/atmospheric-river-forecast-california-oregon-washington/)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 29, 2024, 08:52:06 pm
The Canadian Hell’s Angels
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 29, 2024, 10:27:51 pm
The Lead Stanleys
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 30, 2024, 04:35:24 pm
Man Named Fire Exit
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 02, 2024, 02:40:51 pm
In Dick Ta Ble
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 02, 2024, 05:17:59 pm
The Enhanced Games
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 04, 2024, 10:37:18 am
Operation Hernap (https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2024/02/04/patty-hearst-kidnapping-50-years/)

The greatest 70s revue on Earth!
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 07, 2024, 11:36:48 am
The Hidden Voters
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 07, 2024, 11:37:16 am
The Commodious Boats
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 08, 2024, 08:23:20 am
The velvet rope burns
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 10, 2024, 01:03:06 am
(https://i.ibb.co/syTf27B/Screenshot-2024-02-10-at-12-02-08-AM.png)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 13, 2024, 08:58:39 pm
Pet Cat Bubonic Plague
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 14, 2024, 04:57:27 pm
National Security Threat
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 14, 2024, 08:24:38 pm
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 14, 2024, 09:16:20 pm
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/M9QAAOSweR9f47GC/s-l400.jpg)

(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/z/A88AAOSwiQVjyHVC/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F)

The Complete Bill Evans On Verve (https://www.discogs.com/release/2496350-Bill-Evans-The-Complete-Bill-Evans-On-Verve)

The packaging of this box is untreated steel and has been designed to be a unique collector's item that will change in color, texture, appearance over time, and will eventually rust naturally.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 14, 2024, 10:20:43 pm
Ear Hair
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 14, 2024, 10:37:13 pm
So of course I had to check Bandcamp for this one and while there isn’t a band call Ear Hair, there are songs with that as a title including one on all album called  “Meatloaf Pants” by a band called  Nostrils

Looks like one of those proceed with extreme caution listening experiences… 29 songs most under a minute and tagged as Comedy, noise, and punk rock
https://nostrils1.bandcamp.com/album/meatloaf-pants
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 14, 2024, 10:57:21 pm
I was curious, if someone would check.
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 16, 2024, 08:12:10 am
The  Long Lost Bass
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 16, 2024, 02:06:09 pm
A Man Is Not A Plan
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 16, 2024, 02:19:54 pm
a few days late with this one, but:

The Texian Warm Water Ports
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 16, 2024, 03:33:03 pm
A Man Is Not A Plan
Is he a canal or Panama?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 18, 2024, 01:01:02 am
Pissed Off Shit Stains
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 21, 2024, 11:09:27 pm
16 Washing Machines
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: sweetcell on February 21, 2024, 11:49:41 pm
<nvm>
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 22, 2024, 01:57:16 am
<nvm>

 ;D
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 22, 2024, 07:43:45 am
The mygrants
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 22, 2024, 04:44:43 pm
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)

(stoner rock, obviously)

edit: They exist! (https://www.discogs.com/release/29851120-HEXOFFENDER-Path-Of-Totality-Regurgitated-Rot)
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 22, 2024, 11:41:37 pm
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)

That’s where I will be April 8th
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: grateful on February 23, 2024, 12:23:15 am
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)

That’s where I will be April 8th

Same. Kent State or Bust
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 27, 2024, 03:21:55 pm
Toxic Tunnel Sludge
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 27, 2024, 05:53:42 pm
Willie and The Wonky Experience
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 28, 2024, 12:59:33 pm
The Sexy Oompah Loompas
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Post by: Justin Tonation on February 29, 2024, 03:33:11 pm
This one's kinda wordy...

The Bowling Ball of High-Altitude Cold (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/28/sierra-nevada-blizzard-warning-snow/)

Probably works better as an album name.
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Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on February 29, 2024, 05:49:42 pm
Religious Christian Identity Cross-Lighting Ceremony
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 29, 2024, 07:04:49 pm
The Ugly Couches
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Post by: Justin Tonation on February 29, 2024, 11:12:48 pm
Spotted Seth
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Post by: Space Freely on February 29, 2024, 11:38:07 pm
Dumbest Thread Ever
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 01, 2024, 01:51:06 am
Humpback Mountain
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Post by: grateful on March 01, 2024, 09:34:49 am
Dumbest Thread Ever

1,111
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Post by: grateful on March 01, 2024, 10:29:33 am
Dumbest Thread Ever

I think these are candidates for dumber threads:

https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24486.msg448384#msg448384
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24487.msg448389#msg448389
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24516.msg455253#msg455253
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24777.msg471492#msg471492
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24883.msg479283#msg479283
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24900.msg480196#msg480196
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 01, 2024, 10:17:38 pm
That Halloween costume thread, had potential.
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 04, 2024, 11:27:05 am
Awash In Speed

which would be this is my <insert name of punk band> tribute act
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 06, 2024, 07:51:21 am
Terminally Online
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Post by: grateful on March 07, 2024, 05:41:47 pm
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 07, 2024, 05:50:05 pm
Combination IHOP and Applebee's

Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Title: Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 07, 2024, 06:38:45 pm
Combination IHOP and Applebee's

Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 07, 2024, 07:03:48 pm
Combination IHOP and Applebee's

Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…

The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
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Post by: nkotb on March 07, 2024, 07:32:13 pm
quite frankly i love this idea

Combination IHOP and Applebee's

Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…

The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 07, 2024, 07:48:17 pm
quite frankly i love this idea

Combination IHOP and Applebee's

Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…

The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
sign me up, what will the loyalty program be called
will they have the 3AM fights too?
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 10, 2024, 12:43:39 pm
Bitter Boomers With Big Boobs
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 10, 2024, 02:00:57 pm
Rachel Maddnow
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 10, 2024, 02:35:07 pm
Shitney Houston
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 10, 2024, 02:54:13 pm
The Fatphobic Theatre Seats
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 10, 2024, 03:07:20 pm
Get Off My Yawn
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 11, 2024, 07:15:00 am
The Manipulated Photos
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Post by: Hutch on March 11, 2024, 07:29:12 am
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
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Post by: Blow, me, Joey on March 11, 2024, 08:32:08 am
One Photo To Rule Them All
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 11, 2024, 09:55:06 am
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 11, 2024, 10:15:52 am
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?

it's been revealed the Princess of Wales is just bad at photoshop...
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 11, 2024, 12:26:40 pm
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
The princess is missing; one of the princes is in exile; and the king is treating his cancer with herbs and tonics. France is going to run roughshod over these Brit bastards.
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 15, 2024, 12:10:48 am
(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 15, 2024, 11:49:02 am
(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here
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Post by: Space Freely on March 15, 2024, 10:43:38 pm
Flappy Bappies
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Post by: Space Freely on March 15, 2024, 10:44:30 pm
Shitney Houston

Already been done
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 15, 2024, 11:02:50 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here

Trash Date:  ;D

Dirty Trash Date: okay, but it feels like it needs something. Imagine a band called "Gritty Dirt Band"; really meh name. Make it "Nitty Gritty Dirt Band" and you've got something that was memorable. Few would forget "Dirty Sorry Trash Date". Even has the same dada dada da da rhythm of NGDB.
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Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2024, 10:26:34 pm
Smiles died, to get away from him
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 21, 2024, 08:50:25 pm
Merrick and The Green Bubble Band

Had to tweak my original band name slightly  :D

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Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 26, 2024, 12:22:16 pm
The Overnight Bridge Experts

and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this...  Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..
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Post by: sweetcell on March 26, 2024, 03:06:23 pm
and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this...  Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..

my fav so far is that the ship captain passed out and fell on to the controls - because he was recently vaccinated

also, nutjobs on the right want to personally blame Pete Buttigieg because this was obviously a failure of the Dept of Transpo.
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Post by: Justin Tonation on March 26, 2024, 03:17:51 pm
and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this...  Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..

my fav so far is that the ship captain passed out and fell on to the controls - because he was recently vaccinated

also, nutjobs on the right want to personally blame Pete Buttigieg because this was obviously a failure of the Dept of Transpo.

Run DSPM