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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 28, 2015, 10:29:45 am
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Penile Carcinoma
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Teenage Fornication
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Transvaginal ultrasound
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The Shitlords
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The Shitlords of the New Church
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Carlos Spicyweiner
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Wolf Squirts
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Tainted Meat
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Technicolor Yawn
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The Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Club
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On Advice From Council We Have Changed Our Name
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Technicolor Yawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
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Technicolor Yawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
Massive fail, Bagley, massive fail.
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The Goddamn Fucking Assholes
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Boners
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Transvaginal ultrasound
My favorite!
Sin,
Ken Cuccinelli
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Transvaginal ultrasound
My favorite!
Sin,
Ken Cuccinelli
To be honest, "Sin Ken Cuccinelli" is legitimately amazing even though, if I'm not mistaken, you did not intend it as a submission.
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I like these:
1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10. Just kidding, julian
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I like these:
1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10. Just kidding, julian
I would call into killsaly and azaghals radio show and request the lead singles of all these bands.
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Number 8 and 9, have the best chances, of taking off.
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Jules and the megalomaniacal minds
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Tainted Meat
Or Meated Taint?
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Turbosexophonic Delight
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The Punch Bowl Turd Balls
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Sepp
Blatter
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Unorthodox Exorcism
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don,t be a bitch
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Nickleback
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There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
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Hump Free Bogart
yoko bono
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Yoko bono?
And, we have a winner.
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There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
that would make me want to move
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Meta-Conscious Genre-Specific Satire
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Beaver-fest 2015
Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot
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Random Name Generator (ok did get that from the new wilco album)
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Fecal Spray
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Big Rudy's Rod Bomb
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Beaver-fest 2015
Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot
oh this was such a good one...we need to make this happen!
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions
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The Hand Cocks
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions
Pussy Patch 2016
Vagnation
Pussypalooza
Your Cuntry Festival
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Saw a great one today:
Tanzverbot
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Uncle Leo's Crime of Passion
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Rot In Hell, Antonin Scalia
(A We still love you Boris Yeltsin side project.)
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
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Your Neighbor Bruce (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Your-Neighbor-Bruce-Scams-Residents-of-Their-Money-in-Capitol-Hill-371321641.html)
Crowdfunds $40,000 for debut album. Never delivers.
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
YES!!! Genius idea!
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I lovitz!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7IQUpT7Nr8/TEID7yUxVUI/AAAAAAAABiU/x8TFEc4svG8/s1600/evelynquince3.png)
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Every time I hear the word "mongoloid" I think about the episode of Mad Men where Bobby says the one memorable line he has in seven seasons (and four variations), to his sister when she cuts her hair off: "You look like a mongoloid."
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Fuck Juice
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G.A.Y Chem,trails
(not sure what the acronym stands for, but I'll let you fill in the blanks)
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Great Ass Yo, Chemtrails
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The Prevagens
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I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
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Bomb Robot
first album cover for
'this is for you'
(http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/TALON-2.jpg)
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I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
I always assumed at least one member of that band was a member on here and it was in tribute to me.
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Threat Midler
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The Black Hole to Hell Where My Lover Has Gone
This was my band in high school, unfortunately we had no songs, no talent, no instruments and no members, except for me. But we intended to have all of those things, so that's something. And we had a killer name.
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YInMa Blue
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Arson Wells
A good name for a black metal band
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Areola Grande
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The Bad "Dudes"
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The Old Threads
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Jon Hamm Wallet
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Totally Wet And Tight
T.W.A.T.
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Eyeball meat
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Linkedin Park
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No
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Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.
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Fuzzy Boner would be a good name
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Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.
Taken:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRR5t5HIY3w-pc8ALIjEiXw
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It's too bad they suck.
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James Ford goes to Italy
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Methamphetafunk
The Opioid Crisis
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Methamphetafunk
i'm totally claiming this one. thanks, double-gee-dub!
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Dems scream death?
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Hung Famous People
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Boozehound
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The Serious Takers
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The Drunks
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The I Love Yous
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The Drunks
https://youtu.be/VlrC85D3SRo
Already a band...
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The Buzzkill
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The I Love Yous
the I.L.Ys exist...
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The buzzkill
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The LOLs
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The buzzkill
this one is already taken too...Buzzkill - Fuck Your Band (https://youtu.be/PxU1kh6SHcs)
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The Fake Jamaicans
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Continuous Integration
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Fart Rape
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Tart Vape
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Smart Gape
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Chart Ape
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Ass Open To The Wind, Here I Am, Stick It In.
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Shart Nape
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Herman Otto's Hermits
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Herman Auto's Hermits
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Herman's Auto Parts
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Sherman's Mufflers
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Chris Berman's Muff
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Bored, or On Drugs?
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You're With Me, Leather
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You're on Me, With Leather.
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Bored, or On Drugs?
Their logo would be [BööD]
It cites their two biggest influences: Blue Oyster Cult and Nine Inch Nails.
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You're on Me, With Leather.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_with_me,_leather
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Ten Inch Nails
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Nine Inch Oyster Blue Balls
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Viral Cop Video
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Local Milk People
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124 in Iraq
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Predawn Raid
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faceBrook
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The Dulcet Tones of Julian
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.
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memeingless
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.
Buy our tape, "Cupid Of Chaos" (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/13/cupid-chaos-bigamist-duped-least-three-wives-three-states-steal-their-money-police-say/?utm_term=.a104e290dac9)
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Judas Pedophile Priest
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Starlicide
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The perhaps flying water tankers
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inadequate octagrabber...potential band name?
potential band name.
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ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/
Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band
but this made me laugh the most
@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…
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ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/
Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band
but this made me laugh the most
@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…
i really liked "Meth Lab for Cutie".
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Particularly Dangerous Situation
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
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(https://i.ibb.co/tZjqDCN/659-A497-A-2-EC2-4321-B569-38-C1-F4-E8-D95-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1syrT2p)
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
shit, should have thought of that...we're fucked.
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i believe that the only #MeToo movement Relaxer will be subject too is from the thirsty women lined up outside his bedroom all clamoring "hey, what about me? i want some! me too, do me too!!!"... amirite?
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* thirsty Asian women
Also a good band name.
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Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
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Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
#onbrand #poortaste
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Mars Helicopter
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figurative folks!
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Aussie Aus Borne
https://twitter.com/LauraJaneGrace/status/1141231814364815361?s=19
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A case of The Man being bitten by The Man
not a band name, but the title of the debut album
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^ can co-sign
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This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
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This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
good stuff...thought I'd post so one click less
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-HXlzJU0AEs0J7?format=jpg&name=medium)
I have soo many questions...the person who wrote this really had a thing for masturbation
Deranged Masturbation
also suppressed masturbation?
seems either way you're getting locked up
'Hard Study' (is that masturbation related?)
Masturbation for 30 years (so is that contiguous years...and does only once a year count as a year?)
Bad Company....already a band name
can I get a little more clarification on the difference of 'female disease' and 'imaginary female trouble'
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AND I OOP
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/68b28018766f612fcbcbe3befbed3e24/tenor.gif?itemid=14100703)
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The Pro Nouns
edit...already taken...although they have a hyphen
The Pro-nouns
Independent Rock N' Roll from Washington State. Every young lover needs The Pro-nouns
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The Anti-nouns
edit: in a typical bout of immediately-after-hitting-post panic, i went and googled "The Anti-nouns" and looks like i'm good - doesn't exist yet. will be taken by my next band as soon as i start the project. tomorrow.
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The Meth-Gators
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Tardigrades on the moon
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Woke third base
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The Evocative Triples
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If They Have a Cock, They're A Man.
10 show tour of the NVA / dc area . . . sponsored by some brewery, I will never go to.
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Phish dick plague and the fleas
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Here goes my last post here:
The Rub and Tugs.
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The Broke Woke
The Dennis Star Hopper
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Moisture Control Plan (https://dbknews.com/2019/09/02/mold-prevention-projects-dorms/)
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Mercury Cream
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Mercury Cream
will they do a cover of 'girlfriend in a coma'
The metal has become a standard ingredient in cosmetics and skincare products because of its ability to act like bleach, according to Bloomberg. The Aug. 28 report states that the mercury market earns about $20 billion a year, in large part because of the beauty industry.
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The Vaping Deaths
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Bolt-Stache!!
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The Vaping Deaths
A+
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The alt-meat 3D printers
album cover
(https://article.innovadatabase.com/articleimgs/article_images/637038766686128450Redefine%20Meat%20-%203D%20Printer%20-%20Copy.jpg)
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GTFOOH!
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Justin Wm. Moyer's latest band: The Gantries (https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2019/09/18/i-eastbound-closed-after-crash/)
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(https://img.srgcdn.com/e/w:750/eU8zbml3RHdRdVRUVDlZbldZbXouanBn.jpg)
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kinda nice car for a conspiracy peddler
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Fucknutsville
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The Apostrophe-Hyphen Conundrum
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Nursing Home Fight Club
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Dribbler Foul
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enormodome
also, enormodrone works.
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
well I did find an article that said this Layne Staley Alice In Chains Death Condo
So I think Lanye's Death Condo might be a good alternate name or as by the fan's nickname LDC
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psycho-sexual evaluation
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Ha I had same thought
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Bernie's Bros Hate Warren's Hoes
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ambivalent production
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The Wuhan Clan.
Enter the Mutated Virus
Once Upon a Time At The End
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Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name
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Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name
Those are actually the 1st two albums, from The Wuhan Clan. Based on the 1st and last Wutang albums.
Featuring, Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
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(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/01/21/us/21xp-iguana1/21xp-iguana1-jumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp)
Frozen Iguanas
Paralyzed Lizards
Iguana Rain
Stun the Lizards
[/glow]] https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1 (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1[glow=red,2,300)
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Gurrrrl, I am going to hell for this one.
Fetus Deletus
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Your Ad Will End In 5 Seconds
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World War Six
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Tronald Dump
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The Muss and the Fuss
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Stolen from @aleximurdoch
Dow Jonestown Death Cult
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COVID-20 (death metal band, obviously)
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Per NYT Headline today:
The Unwitting Spreaders
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage)
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A Pop Lectic
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Suddenly, Karen!
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Virtual Easter
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Stimulus Checked
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Stimulus checkered past
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Stimulus Check Passover
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We were promised stimulus checks
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Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Maybe both
But lack of education or dumbness doesn’t explain it...plenty of uneducated in Argentina...none of them protesting ...and people protest everything there
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Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi
^ epic.
possible band names to go with that album name and cover art: trump's america. the freedom fighters fighting freedom. feelings greater than science. etc...
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Lysol Injections
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Excess Deaths
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Noble sarcasm
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Kushner Virus Effort
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The Rick Wilson Ad Campaign
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the flynn prosecution!
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the flynn prosecution!
Flynocent
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The Viral Threats
(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)
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Little Richard is Dead
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Snow Polar Vortex
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Roy Horn Siegfried Fischbacher
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Snow Polar Vortex
not as funny as I first thought (tho...not a bad band name)
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Dubbed Over in English
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The Face Masks
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The Viral Threats
(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)
Pam Demic and The Viral Threats!
First release:
I Was A Teenag Contagion
First Single
Bill Gates took my baby away
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Katie
KatieBug
KatieBugGate
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Dodgy Salad Bar Band
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Dodgy Salad Bar Band
do NOT have sex while listening to this band. not worth the risk.
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Second Wave
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weijia jiang
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequins
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
I am today years old finally figuring out what FTFY means.
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
better
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butkus and the over/unders
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The Fuck Idols
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The Pandemic Murder Hornets from Parallel Universes
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Deer Warts
(https://i.imgur.com/fRcH5uI.jpg)
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Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
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I can totally believe nobody thought of that one....
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Amy and the Coopers
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Bunker Bitch
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The Hotdogs and Hamburgers
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The Fell Harder and The Than Pushed Sextet
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The Preexisting C’s
First EP: I LOVE Seniors
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Saharan Dust Plume
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HWC
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(https://img.discogs.com/z-JVyHg7fW8TyOu-Eti-0u1XP3o=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8394324-1462302112-2769.jpeg.jpg)
Joe Jackson On Piano
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Skin Hunger
https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6 (https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6)
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Chicks
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Benedict Franklin
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British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
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British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
Stealing this. Finally figured out what to call my Belle and Sebastian cover band.
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Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec7V69VWoAEVaRa?format=jpg)
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Queen of Corona
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Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
Lady Antiblm
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Corn Sweat
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Corn Teen
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This one, has made me chuckle to, myself all morning.
Period Panties
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Weed and Feed
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The Deplorables
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The Deplorables
Johnny Deplorable and the Anti-maskers
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The Ambient Anxiety
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Jesus Reads Facebook
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The Penis Arm Farm
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Not Ideal
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This sounds like a good title for an EP
full-blown freak-out
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Secret Chinese Bank Account
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Geographic Tongue.
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Secret Chinese Bank Account
I was literally coming here to post that...Walkie, ya scooped me!
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I Like, To Scoop
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Queefer Sutherland
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Queef Richards
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The New Potato Overlords
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These Pissed Off Shit Stains
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
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+1 can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads
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+1 can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Um3ljJl8jrnHy/200.gif)
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
First Single: Just give it to me
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DENIED AS MOOT
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Satan Youth Ministries
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Too Crazy For Even Trump
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I think this would make a great album title
Johnny Rotten, has been bitten by a flea on his penis.
Or
Inspired by the flea that bit Johnny Rotten's penis.
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Metal Monolith
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commasexual
I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
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commasexual
I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
I just get up every day and think about what I can do to bring joy to this community.
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permanent March
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The Needle Made Me Do It
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Ossoff’s Warnock
Sometimes referred to as the Ossoff Warnock Project
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Felonious Monk
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
WHO HAS BROKEN THE CARDINAL RULE OF BAND NAMES THAT - HONESTLY - WE'RE SURPRISED DON'T EXIST ALREADY?
SHAME ON SIDEHATCH!!
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
We are not
but there was this lovely post
Felonious Monk
August 2, 2012 ·
We're now on MySpace too! Check us out and listen to our new album! http://www.myspace.com/590940232
wow, myspace still works...that was a shocker
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There was also a band called Thelonious Monster in the 80s that had a little success.
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Isolated And Angry
Also, I checked and didn't see any bands on myspace or Friendster
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Hutch's New Pleated Pants
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Hutch's New Pleated Pants
Hmm...this is a thing...
Cropped, comfortable, and contemporary, these Hutch pants (https://closet.gwynniebee.com/products/hutch-black-and-white-stripe-crop-pants) are a triple threat
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Pigeon Cheats Death (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pigeon-cheats-death-after-becoming-victim-mistaken-identity-australia-n1254375?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
or Joe The Pigeon
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Was this already said?
Karen
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Was this already said?
Karen
Sorry, dude!
Suddenly, Karen!
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Suddenly, Fuck!
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Wall Game Street Stop
Or
Game Wall Stop Street
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Mac N Cheese
MackingCheese
MakandCheeze
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Smackin' Cheese
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SNACKNCHEESE
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SCIENTISTS HAVE TAUGHT SPINACH TO SEND EMAILS
https://www.euronews.com/living/2021/02/01/scientists-have-taught-spinach-to-send-emails-and-it-could-warn-us-about-climate-change
The Nanobionic Women
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Einsteinium
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Einsteinium
it does exist
https://esquartet.com/
EINSTEINIUM QUARTET
A SAX QUARTET FOR EVERY OCCASION
that's pretty bold, EVERY occasion? Would they have played the insurrection?
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What about
Californium
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What about
Californium
them too
https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/
Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart
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stolen from the Economist...and would be an album, not a band name
Sweet memes are made of this
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What about
Californium
them too
https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/ (https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/)
Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart
elements (or element groups/series) as band names has been done before (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24959.msg487359#msg487359).
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McFish and the Male Karens
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second album title
I WAS ALLOWED TO BELIEVE THINGS THAT WEREN'T TRUE
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Cancun Cruzing
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Facebook Prayers
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Facebook Prayers
I like that that can be both the people and the things.
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Man Who Predicted The Last Crash
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Can't We All Just Fucking Hate Rand Paul
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Rand Paul's Neighbor
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Azealia Banks's Transphobic Dog Reward
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OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
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OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
As this is an insta reference, it qualifies for a META tag.
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3 Days Of Moe.
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Gays Do It Better.
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Rowdy Bush
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Rowdy Bush
That's my Bush coverband.
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Wobble of Muons
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Wobble of Muons
Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.
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Wobble of Muons
Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.
Strong contender for POTW
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Usher Bucks
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Hey I used to have some of those!
They gave them to the volunteer ushers at the Warner Theatre in the early aughts.. I saw some great shows there working as an usher and using my usher bucks
Herbie Hancock, Etta James, George Carlin etc
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Monkeydactyl.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/)
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the Wizard of Oz is a true story!
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Zombie President
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
Demi Lovato is a performance artist whose medium is rehab.
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Sex Blimps
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
Sister group, from England
"Kelly Osbourne's Desperate Need For Attention. "
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The Has Beens
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The Has Beens
been done
https://thehasbeens.bandcamp.com/
try harder
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The Has Beans
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well played...
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I can haz beans?
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Turd immunity
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The Bagley Fave
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Walking Into Threads
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Chinese Rocket
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1WgXpzWUAACFYr?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1393195990858059784)
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Liberal PTSD
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Has anybody started these bands yet, or said these already
The DemoRats or The DemonRats
The RepubliCunts or The RepubliCan'ts
For, all I know, I've said these already.
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joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
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joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
Well his music sucked so maybe try some politics in it.
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Pink Tax
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My God Makes No Mistakes
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
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Oh that’s good...
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
can not confirm, haven't seen Starsky IRL since the 'transisition'
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original. had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original. had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...
You truly, understand me.
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High Cholesterol
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Old Hand Band-Aids
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what are you a soccer mom now?
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Progressive Glass
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what are you a soccer mom now?
I Look Great In A Minivan
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Mechanical Soft
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Hurricane Julian
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What did the hurricane, say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts, because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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A Bullet for the Board
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Lil Lil
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Pesto Bismark
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Pesto Bismark
OK, that's really good.
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One Lane Road Ahead
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Grateful's Chipotle Picnic
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Grateful's Chipotle Picnic
Everyone's invited!
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TAN: i must admit to having chipotle the other day. i was out in public (!), running some errands, and needed lunch... i was overtaken by nostalgia and dove into a carnitas burrito with black beans and the red hot sauce. i did not eat all of the tortilla.
i await my penance.
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Gawd Zilla
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(https://i.ibb.co/x5yMC2p/Screen-Shot-2021-05-27-at-3-34-54-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/Tastykake/status/1397991139920289792)
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After a quick review of the Tastykake website, I have zero confidence I have *ever* had a TastyKake-brand product.
Rap career down the toilet.
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Try a Bell or Swirly. You'll never eat that Hostess shit again.
Lil Swirly
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It’s just a trend like when people transpose syllables of famous bands or artists
Moot The Hopple
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This Thread, Is Going Places
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This Thread, Is Going Places
Sounds more like an EP than a band
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(https://i.ibb.co/Lt6RfCg/jam-roly-poly.png)
You just know that Jam Roly-Poly would be noxious as hell.
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Faggottini
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Faggottini
I am *not* surprised that no one went with this yet, actually.
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Unscrupulous Asset Valuation (UAV)
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Teen Vaccine
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Unmotivational Speaker.
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Money Religion
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Money Religion
definitely a rapper from Atlanta
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2k10swXwAYGi0K?format=jpg&name=large) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1398708342407696388?s=20)
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Marsha Dimes
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The Filibusters
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Phil and the Busters
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Filibuster Hymen
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Fill Mycrack and The Busted Pecker revue (actually I'm surprised it doesn't exist already.)
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Gasshole
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Has anyone posted this?
(https://i.ibb.co/cNXNpB2/Screen-Shot-2021-05-31-at-5-51-10-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/johnpeelbandbot)
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^ excellent. might as well redirect this thread to that twitter account.
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Old White Man In Charge Hates Weed
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Fuck That Twitter Account
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Out Of Everything
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One Month Of Profitable Acceptance, Eleven Months Of Denial.
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Pervis
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Emotions Are For Ugly People
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Monotonous passage
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Be Kind, Rewind
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Splitting Hares
drats...in 2010 some band did it...and they have only 81 likes
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/71811_121931764529679_6353709_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=e_HVViVK3PAAX8wnXxB&tn=NsKIzbe3rM_Fqjmh&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2ca29ae2f93da38f1d851c7722c3779c&oe=60E95D76)
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Straightish
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PACK THE COURTS
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More than that
RETIRE BREYER
https://www.mediaite.com/news/mcconnell-says-he-will-block-biden-from-filling-a-supreme-court-vacancy-if-hes-majority-leader/
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Word Bitch, Word
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Blame the Burrito
Debut LP: Footing the Bill
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Tikcock
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hygiene theater
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Stupid Is Sexy
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Oak Tree Poem
From the My So Called Life episode I'm watching.
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That Show Was Always Too Very For Me
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I Was At That Concert
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Tastemaker Makeout
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The Stereo Typist
note: Saw a tweet about a band's new single and thought the band was called Stereo Typist and was looking around on the streaming platforms for it with no luck.. turns out the band's bass player goes by the Stereo Typist and the actual band is Moonlight Parade
and crossing posting to what are listening to now...
https://moonlightparade.bandcamp.com/
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The Stereo Typist
this might be a good album cover
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/using-two-wireless-keyboards-at-once-picture-id465792372)
although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
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although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
After what happened to Ray McKigney, hand modeling didn't seem quite so glamourous.
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ha...someone created a linked in profile https://www.linkedin.com/in/ray-mckigney-a3224ba9/
he's a local ;)
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with extreme prejudice
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I am really shocked, there's not a band called
CUNT
Not shocked at all, that there's a band called
ANAL CUNT
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come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt
Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics
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come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt
Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics
uh, i think you misunderstood what walkies posted... you're in violent agreement with him.
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ack...missed the NOT shocked
well there is a band called The Cunts
https://cuntsla.bandcamp.com/album/cunts
actually
https://www.last.fm/music/The+Cunts
There are 3 bands called The Cunts -
1. The Cunts are a Streetpunk band from Evesham UK. Played with such bands as ANGELIC UPSTARTS, THE VIBRATORS, DISCHARGE, RED LIGHTS FLASH to name a few.
www.thecunts.devisland.net or www.myspace.com/thecunts
2. The Cunts were a punk band from Chicago, Illinois active during the late 70s thu the mid 80s. They started their own label (Disturbing records) which put out records by MEATY BUYS, HEAVY MANNERS, & PROBLEM DOGS as well as their own band.
The Cunts "Chemicals in the Mail" (Disturbing, 1978) is arguably the first "Chicago Punk" record. The
band could not get booked in Chicago venues due to their name - so they put on gigs at their loft.
One of these gigs was documented in a VHS release which also features interviews with the band.
3. There is also a psychobilly band from the late 80's called The Cunts.
And this was posted in 2011...so four bands
BUT NO BAND JUST CALLED CUNT...walkie, now's your chance to start that band
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Freak Floods (https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/one-dead-hundreds-evacuated-german-freak-floods-2021-07-14/?taid=60ef80698b2ab800018b47a8&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)
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Uploaded Souls To The Cloud
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Library of the Year
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Billy Squirrel
edit: oh wait (https://open.spotify.com/artist/5NANKJcZGPzrp9qRNjgVfh)
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The dictators of taste!
...little annoyed a search comes up with a gossip girl quote (https://youtu.be/o05A2mXSdWw)
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The Mellow Thighed Chicks
(all women David Bowie tribute)
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
Gravytatas
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Rogue Oysters (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/2021/07/20/tokyo-olympics-oyster-repairs/)
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
Gravytatas
That would be the spin-off, all female version of the band
But it would be a little bit county and a little bit schlock and roll
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Eric Clapton Is Still A Cunt
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The Cupcake Magnets
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Superbug Fungus
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Hairy Dank
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Jackie Mason
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Strongly Encouraged Mask
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Drunk Barney
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Into the Corn
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Beef With Morrisey
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Clarbonix
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Beef With Morrisey
BNOTW!
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Beefsteak Morrisey's
Good gawd, imagine how pissed he'd be.
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Nanci Griffith Joyner Kersey
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Nanci, with an i . . . Gurrrrl
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Public Shits
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The Helicopter Libs
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Most Relevant / Newest / All Comments
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Indictments Coming Fatigue
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We're Not In The Motherfucking Shadows Anymore, Bitch.
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Life Begins At Ejaculation
Male Masturbation Is Murder
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Sigourney Beaver.
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Geep Herder
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_SI0XHWUA0t8uu?format=jpg&name=large)
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Teen LaQueefah
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an emotional bleat
*or*
emotional bleating
*or*
bleating to death
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Bleat Emotionale
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Koala Khlamydia
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lifted from twitter
Cryptic Beef
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lesbian space commune
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Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
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Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
This is interesting. The term "mystery meat" has been around a long time and its very off-putting. "Secret meat," ostensibly, means the same thing but, honestly, its a way better branding. "Secret meat" is seductive. Its alluring. It feels like it could be sexy. Whereas "mystery meat" makes me think I may get salmonella. And not erotically.
Erotic Salmonella would be a good band name, now that I think about it.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
I dunno...this place seems pretty popular
https://www.menupix.com/oklahoma/restaurants/3602175/Sam-and-Ellas-Chicken-Palace-Tahlequah-OK
and it's a chicken place no less
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Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
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May be why McDonald's doesn't use "mystery sauce" on their Big Macs. But a lot of junk food makers expect people to pay money for a "mystery flavor" (Oreo, Slurpee, Mountain Dew, etc.). Hell with that; pay me to do your market research, bastards.
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Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
I think it should be restaurant's that we are surprised that they DO exist
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)
I'm with Sidehatch
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I'm with Sidehatch
mmm, I think I need a t-shirt or a bumper sticker of this
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)
ha! this is exactly what i feared a "restaurants that we are surprised that they DO exist" thread would devolve into: a long list of asian restaurants with double-entendre names - Foo King Meats, Phat Phuc Noodles, etc...
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Khan Khonfirm
Whistle Blow Her
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JesusWeen
(look it up gurll, look it up)
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JesusWeen
(look it up gurll, look it up)
I can get behind this
JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many believers who find joy in sharing the gospel with the unsaved. The dictionary meaning of Ween is to believe and think.
So do we consider Jules the unsaved??
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No, I shaved this morning.
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Wait — you said saved.
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The Brain School (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/10/18/centner-academy-students-vaccine-miami/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social)
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I Can't Believe That Politician Didn't Go To Prison
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Jeff Airplane
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Julian Cunt
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Julian's Cunt
FTFY
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Billionaires Love Country Division
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yoyyo
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Immodest prophylactic
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7_najDXsAAx0Oo?format=jpg&name=medium) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1423110452993736710)
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Sweaty Elbow
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Halfnelson became Sparks but I think they should have been called The Maels.
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Communist Billionaires
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Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang
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Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang
I'd see them for $20
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Seat Sniffer
Yes watching Succession and Logan is quite a band name generator
Crap
The Seatsniffers are probably Belgium's best, most popular, longest running and most international roots rock band. Their music is best described as a blend of Rock and Roll, Rhythm & Blues, Rockabilly, Soul, Gut -Bucket Blues and Ska, delivered with a Punk-Rock energy and attitude.
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The Post's Sunday Invitational once had a contest to come up with best (worst?) name for a new dog breed.
Winner was "needle-nose butt sniffer".
Had a co-worker years ago who would sometimes call someone a butt sniffer or dick licker.
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Rock bottom
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Rock bottom
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=rock+bottom+band
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
From 1926
GUT BUCKET BLUES by Louis Armstrong and his Hot Five
https://youtu.be/ZnK2fnBsLZM
(love that the video is just watching the actual record spin)
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The Medieval Flatulists (https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1464446651125452806)
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Human Tapeworm
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Crazy Neil and Young Horse
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Neil crazy and horse young
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Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs
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Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs
500
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Neil Jung and horse crazee
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And Neil Jung’s hoss crazy
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Palindrome Dates
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Omicron Serge
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hubcap diamond star halo
(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
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Omicron Serge
Reverse those two words and you have a very believable french name
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fake religion
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fucktastrophy or fucktastrophe
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fucktastrophy or fucktastrophe
One is a medical condition, one is a part of speech.
QED
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Doomsday Glacier
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Death By Coconut
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Pussy Power
Dynomite Dick
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Good Hearted Weirdos
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GAY,GUY
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The 27 Hour Commute
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Pissed Off Zamboni
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Shake your rump
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Covid Sniffing Dogs
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Analogous Boob (https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1479899315111972867)
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(https://i.ibb.co/hM26fDQ/Screen-Shot-2022-01-08-at-2-39-44-PM.png)
Source (which might get deleted)
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Cringing Little Liberal
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Meat Shakesphere
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frozen potato freeway
great minds think alike
@williamadler78
I saw Frozen Potato Freeway open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers
--
@AlexMMTri
“Frozen potato freeway” sounds like the name of some alternative punk rock band…I would listen them
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New Potato Caboose would like a word.
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New Potato Caboose would like a word.
not a tuber
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Demand Waynes
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Washington Daily Carjackings
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Heated Socks
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns
nunsploitation vigilante action film (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubtt1RDk_M0) - what a great genre!
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CURVY PENIS TANGO
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CURVY PENIS TANGO
Somewhere in Jeff Tweedy's studio tape vault...
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Bad Beach Bunny
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Furan Furan
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Furan Furan
Should be a My Chemical Romance tribute band
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Furan Furan
does already have a cool logo
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Furan.svg/1200px-Furan.svg.png)
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C4! H4! Oh!
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bombogenesis
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Slightly Meh (https://twitter.com/edfear/status/1487139355823120387)
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Rogan Youth (https://twitter.com/briankeithdiaz/status/1487955902816657415?s=20&t=uxb1o7Rf3eLanl_-eAomJw)
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MEGAFLASH (https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1488313939557593094)
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Feral Swine Bomb
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Throwing High Chairs
https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21
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Throwing High Chairs
https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21
Can you imagine working there and then actually caring/attempting to break that up? Let them all kill themselves.
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Fight For Steak
Steak Fight Club
High Chair
Rare Before Well Done
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fertilizer factory fire
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Too Soon
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Robot Dogs
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Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced
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Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced
As one of the video comments suggested, I'm lucky to be born in an era that I can witness such a thing.
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The Mayonnaise Murders
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Ambush Bug
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The Wordles
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Run McCarthy Run
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Goblin Mode
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Nice one! I saw that today and this thread crossed my mind
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You Don't Need New Friends
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You Don't Need New Friends
And You Wouldn't Know How to Make Any Anyways
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How, Dare You
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
I'm surprised - honestly - that it doesn't exist already.
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God Is A Drama Queen
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Hrazy Corse
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The Walgreens War
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Dates Are For Old People
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DaKesha Predator
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Dates Are For Old People
I think you meant prunes
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Actually, I Meant Dating.
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Republican Russia
Republicans Love Russia
Republicans Are Russian
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Republican Russia
Republicans Love Russia
Republicans Are Russian
Rootin' fer Putin
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Putler
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Hold My Beer, Dinosaurs . . . We Can Ruin The Atmosphere Without A Meteor
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Incels and Weirdos
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Lindsey Graham Just Started WWIII
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Giant Spiders Dropping From The Sky
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Official Wife
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Cheap Circle Jerk
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Trending
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Tropical Fuck Storm
edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced
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Tropical Fuck Storm
edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced
what's funny is I follow this band on twitter, but not sure i've actually listened to them.. wacky aussies...
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For fun, I went back and re read this thread from the start . . . and there are some really great ones in here.
Not sure if I ever said this one, for I got lost around page 18 or so.
SATAN'S PUSSY
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The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)
(Twitter link)
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The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)
(Twitter link)
Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)
Appeals to China for military assistance, a so far fruitless attempt to recruit Syrians and talk of bringing in reinforcements from other parts of Russia and the breakaway territory of South Ossetia in Georgia have not yet produced evidence that fresh troops are on the way, the officials say.
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Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)
That is a really good band name!
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Van der Cock Generator
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genius, you are on fire lately!
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Snake Wine
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Off Pudding
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOuuM-iXoAcDCQP?format=jpg&name=large)
At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band (https://twitter.com/roryisconfused/status/1507490044151533569)
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Billie Midol
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The Slap
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Meatsweatshop
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Republican Cocaine Orgies
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Republican Cocaine Orgies
or AKA the things that don't really happen
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realism is not a requirement for this thread
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utterly ancient hypostases
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Cocaine Hard On
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Lice On Stage
I legit thought this was the actual name of a band, but it was just how a venue had printed out the schedule for a show with the band Lice on the bill
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Raging Comedy Boner
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Iphoney
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testicle tanning salon
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testicle tanning salon
Nice! That TC video needed some acknowledgment here and on the forum
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Republicans Hate Gay People, Especially When They Get Caught Fucking Them.
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biblialness.
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Know One Nos
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Sweetcell Disagrees With Everything I Say
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SIMS Cards
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRWMwkmXMAQDWGE?format=png&name=small) (https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1519275216697974789?s=20&t=10c3G2CDFroLpv2reV_ZbA)
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Compare and Despair
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Public School Makes You Gay
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Multiple Slurp Juices (https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1521868498879889408)
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D.S.O.I.
(Domestic Supply of Infants)
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Donald Stepp Band
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I Was Today Years Old
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Pussy Eats Dog
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Charles Tucker Manson
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Beach Rabbit
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Beach Hair
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Beach Heir
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Herr Beach
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Mandatory Weekly Cheeseburgers (https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1526031569856626688)
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The Wailing Dolphins
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The Wailing Dolphins
wailers-as-dolphins.jpg
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Good Guy with Gum