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Title: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:04:56 am
The Mountain Goats ‏@mountain_goats  6m6 minutes ago
@SenateMajLdr after Clinton gets elected will you say "Obama had his chance and we have to wait another 4 years?" this is for an office pool
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:05:53 am
Frank Turner ‏@frankturner  11m11 minutes ago
Announcing the winner of this tee today at 5pm! Still time to enter here: http://fthc.cc/WinFrankTee 
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:08:16 am
ClarŪn.com ‏@clarincom  4m4 minutes ago View translation
Obama ya estŠ en la Rosada para un encuentro bilateral con Macri
http://clar.in/1UMsiL1 
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:09:56 am
Damon K ‏@dada_drummer  29m29 minutes ago
Hours in line to cast a vote immediately dismissed by party and media...right wing not the only embarrassment for our democracy this year
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:12:11 am
Kurt Vile ‏@therealkurtvile  3m3 minutes ago
here's a sneak peek at Kurt, live in the fur, from Friday's episode of Animals on HBO... also some NEW tour dates... http://fb.me/4kacROLD0
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:13:04 am
Pitchfork ‏@pitchfork  4m4 minutes ago
.@kendricklamar, @questlove, more pay tribute to A Tribe Called Quest's Phife Dawg http://p4k.in/FIH72cl 
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on March 23, 2016, 10:13:20 am
https://twitter.com/katemctiriss/status/693681914561974272
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:18:39 am
Borderstan ‏@borderstan  1m1 minute ago
Andy Duffy, namesake and former @Duffysirishpub owner, is leaving D.C. for a warmer climate https://www.borderstan.com/2016/03/23/duffys-namesake-andy-duffy-leaving-for-warmer-climate-again/ ?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:24:21 am
Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump  1m1 minute ago
Lyin' Ted Cruz denied that he had anything to do with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania. That's why we call him Lyin' Ted!
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:25:15 am
Talib Kweli Greene ‏@TalibKweli  1h1 hour ago
Today is a dark day in hiphop.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:30:43 am
Warner Theatre ‏@DCWarnerTheatre  9s9 seconds ago
PRESALE -- @LittleFeattweet (full band) on September 12th! Use code HITMAKER until Thursday at 10PM.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:46:53 am
FillmoreSilverSpring ‏@FillmoreSS  4m4 minutes ago
PRESALE -- @TheSpecials on Saturday, September 10th! Use code HITMAKER until Thursday at 10PM.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 23, 2016, 10:51:59 am
I realize the forum needs a little livening up, but reposting Twitter statuses isn't my idea of added value ;)... The outside world scares us here...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:53:55 am
another thread to the dustbin of history.... ;)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:56:55 am
but I pledge my search for a thread to etch my user name in 930 Forum history will continue...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 23, 2016, 11:16:50 am
I always enjoy your set list, etc thread and been meaning to post in it if I ever get my act together
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 23, 2016, 10:12:27 pm
but I pledge my search for a thread to etch my user name in 930 Forum history will continue...
yeah, don't make this it
I support your quest, but can't support something that has zero originality
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2016, 10:16:00 pm
but I pledge my search for a thread to etch my user name in 930 Forum history will continue...
yeah, don't make this it
I support your quest, but can't support something that has zero originality


get with it...its like the Drudge Report of Twitter...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 23, 2016, 10:22:48 pm
but I pledge my search for a thread to etch my user name in 930 Forum history will continue...
yeah, don't make this it
I support your quest, but can't support something that has zero originality


get with it...its like the Drudge Report of Twitter...
Now that was good....
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on March 24, 2016, 02:25:24 pm
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 24, 2016, 02:39:16 pm
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712

How to stay classy... Next thing will be Ted's wife works for a failing business
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 24, 2016, 02:46:14 pm
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/712865465878626306
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on March 24, 2016, 02:51:02 pm
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/712865465878626306

That's brilliant.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 24, 2016, 04:16:05 pm
This will need to be cross posted to the onion thread as it's epic
https://mobile.twitter.com/tomgreenlive/status/712827968314146817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 24, 2016, 04:20:19 pm
Oh yeah this thread is becoming a thing!
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 24, 2016, 06:05:05 pm
https://twitter.com/GarryShandling/status/711051674731687937

Shandling's final tweet

If I was Kanye I wouldn't wait for the GOP convention, I'd go make a deal with Mitt right now.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 24, 2016, 09:24:33 pm
So ...maybe this thread has legs
I know I'll read it

But can people actual post the tweet....
Some places block twater and not 930.com

(intentional misspelling)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 25, 2016, 08:35:05 am
#CruzSexScandal

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: jeffml on March 25, 2016, 08:53:35 am
blowing up.  How long can CNN, FOX, hold off reporting

#CruzSexScandal

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 25, 2016, 10:02:56 am
Is this the scandal that the national enquirer is reporting?  When were they last relevant... I made the mistake of looking at the Twitter feed of the source of drumpf's wife retweet and OMG!!!
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on March 25, 2016, 10:05:06 am
Is this the scandal that the national enquirer is reporting?  When were they last relevant... I made the mistake of looking at the Twitter feed of the source of drumpf's wife retweet and OMG!!!

remember they broke the John Edwards affair/ love baby scandal...

where is john edwards anyways?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 25, 2016, 10:16:50 am
True.. there part of me that's hoping this true, as good riddance!  But, the fact trump supporters are being all smug about it shows the level of hypocrisy among them...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: sweetcell on March 25, 2016, 11:05:46 am
Is this the scandal that the national enquirer is reporting?  When were they last relevant... I made the mistake of looking at the Twitter feed of the source of drumpf's wife retweet and OMG!!!

8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TED CRUZ'S SEX SCANDAL
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94574273-8-things-you-need-to-know-about-ted-cruzs-sex-scandal
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 25, 2016, 11:33:15 am
Well it's also been pointed out drumpf is best buds with the editor of the national enquior and was behind their hit piece on Carson..  but this story does appear to have legs outside their reporting
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 25, 2016, 04:26:50 pm
Apparently former pro wrestler has tweeted a picture of his dingus. I haven't looked it up, but for the curious, it's out there.

Also, I quite enjoy the Cruz Sex Scandal deal that's going on right now. Twitter is blocked on my work laptop so I scroll through it on my phone.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 29, 2016, 11:51:55 am
https://twitter.com/heyadiana/status/714600287500050433

User trades @dietdrpepper account for a donation of 5k worth of bottled water for Flint, MI
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on April 01, 2016, 06:51:54 pm
I had the exact same thought!

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher  7m7 minutes ago
Just watched the adult who is our current president discuss the grave issue of nukes...and then think if it was President Forrest Trump. Oy.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on June 15, 2016, 07:37:26 pm
9:30 Club ‏@930Club  7m7 minutes ago
Due to unforeseen circumstances @AtTheDriveIn will have to cancel tonight's show. Please stand by for further details. #ADTI930
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on October 03, 2016, 12:56:57 pm
Twitter / not twitter

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/09/creation/#upGbECoR8evjxZu4.01
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on October 06, 2016, 05:56:37 pm
The Mountain Goats ‏@mountain_goats  58s59 seconds ago
@tedcruz you're phonebanking for Donald Trump. This is what it's come to for you. This is the sum of your achievement.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on May 25, 2017, 02:31:11 pm
Here's a great twitter shitstorm.

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/867717637362601985
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on May 25, 2017, 03:27:24 pm
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/867758571882258432
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 01, 2017, 01:41:19 pm
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/01/05/40FC6C6B00000578-4560668-_People_in_covfefe_houses_shouldn_t_throw_covfefe_the_former_fir-a-21_1496292772742.jpg)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on June 14, 2017, 01:56:26 pm
on 6/23/16, Rand Paul tweeted:

"Why do we have a Second Amendment? It's not to shoot deer. It's to shoot at the government when it becomes tyrannical!"
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 03, 2017, 12:08:35 pm
 John Kovalic‏ @muskrat_john

Incoming Chief of Staff to strictly enforce new White House aide dress code.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGFgARfV0AAGRRm.jpg)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 01, 2017, 08:40:21 pm
Epic thread from Neko Case about scumbags who stole money from The Blow while they were on tour

https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on November 01, 2017, 10:57:51 pm
Epic thread from Neko Case about scumbags who stole money from The Blow while they were on tour

https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544

"Don't trust anyone in the 21st century named Beau."
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on November 07, 2017, 10:41:40 am
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.

These rights come from God, not government.

-Joe Walsh

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 07, 2017, 11:49:15 am
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.

These rights come from God, not government.

-Joe Walsh

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
that's some funny shit...also thought it was the eagle guitarist at first too
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 07, 2017, 02:12:05 pm
Liam Gallagher is trolling Noel over the fact he has a scissor player in his band...

https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/927905228917280768

Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on November 07, 2017, 03:56:46 pm
These rights come from God, not government.

Thanks a lot, Martin Luther.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on November 28, 2017, 08:39:07 am
Just once I wish Billy Joel would get to the "-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack" part of Movin' Out and just keep going, walking out into the audience and getting up in people's faces, shouting it with terror-widened eyes and mounting desperation


https://twitter.com/jdcrowley/status/935245408518983681
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on November 28, 2017, 11:47:10 am
Please clap.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on December 22, 2017, 02:12:59 pm
so here is an announcement! I am very excited about a project that will be launching on Jan. 4: The Dim Carnival, a podcast journey through the music of the Insane Clown Posse

https://t.co/mqLHgSR7ui
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on January 13, 2018, 09:15:00 pm
for no particular reason I once again feel compelled to point out a favorite bit of trivia: Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.

https://twitter.com/prairielaura/status/952288020887212034
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on March 02, 2018, 04:45:42 pm
I particularly enjoyed the comments...

https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/969619079794446336

Justin Fenton
@justin_fenton

Official NOAA aircraft report amid high winds: "PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE ON THE PLANE THREW UP"
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on March 09, 2018, 05:41:09 pm
Axl Rose

@axlrose
Tim Cook is the Donald Trump of the music industry.

8:25 PM - Mar 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/axlrose/status/971602735144435713
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on March 14, 2018, 01:23:46 pm
Stephen Hawking (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43396008)

Dammit.
 
Huge, huge loss for humanity.


 
@TheTweetOfGod

Itís only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I donít exist.

9:46 PM - 13 Mar 2018

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/973782276583587844
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on April 06, 2018, 10:11:10 pm
Holy shit, this.

"HEY!

You. Yes, you.

Go back and read the first word of each of my tweets.

And keep going. And going. And going."

Check out Prof Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage): https://twitter.com/Brainmage
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 24, 2018, 06:44:17 pm
Robyn Hitchcock's cat now has a tweeter (https://twitter.com/AskTubby)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on May 30, 2018, 12:18:38 pm
oh snap!


https://twitter.com/ahmadmzaghal/status/1001846210964180992?s=19 (https://twitter.com/ahmadmzaghal/status/1001846210964180992?s=19)

I just found out that a venue Iíve been attending regularly for almost 15 years did this a little over half a year ago and it ruined my impression of them. Totally inexcusable and gross even if you are named Pollstar venue of the year on a regular basis. https://t.co/DGFIsbfw5a (https://t.co/DGFIsbfw5a)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on May 30, 2018, 02:24:38 pm
Maybe that is why he does not post here anymore

Honestly Azaghal has some really high ideals that would be hard for anyone

I know about 10 years ago the Warner Theatre (live nation) already did this on all events(taking a cut of merch)

I donít know much about this practice but it is hard for me to sympathize much with bands charging $30 for a shirt they pay $2 to make and losing a few bucks...however, it does suck for smaller acts...Dean Wareham said t shirt sales kept Luna afloat

But I donít know how income generated by concerts is divided up...you have ticket sales, ticket charges, merch and bar/food...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 31, 2018, 09:12:41 am
"a rhetorical cul de sac of scrotelicking fuckfailure" (https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1002126557501100032)

No one suffers fools on Twitter less than David Simon. (https://twitter.com/AoDespair)

Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 31, 2018, 04:12:42 pm
(https://img.discogs.com/b32HcImBJJvexCm5V8be3qPZf3E=/fit-in/600x606/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2367007-1478495218-5991.jpeg.jpg)

@PulpLibrarian (https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian) is a treasure trove of glorious trash.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on June 07, 2018, 07:44:19 pm
hmmmm, chili dogs!

https://twitter.com/CrockettsBeard/status/1004125837166333952?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 13, 2018, 01:25:08 pm
Devon Sanders@devonsanders
 An empty storefront in my old work neighborhood just got converted into a Commander Salamander, a defunct store chain from  my misspent youth circa 1984. Also, #WonderWoman2 is filming in DC soon.

Thanks to pal, @essamchalf for use of the photos. pic.twitter.com/zOpiz7Hrjl
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 25, 2018, 10:07:19 am
I do enjoy when the police get snarky on twitter (this is a little old)

DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept
Anyone misplace 9 lbs of weed over the weekend?  Feel free to stop by #DCPolice headquarters...we'd be happy to chat.


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTCQfS7WkAAtEnE.jpg)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 12, 2018, 05:18:06 pm
Right now this is the best thing on twitter hands down... so inspired even if i can't place the Football club badges ;)

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017511432236171265

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017480955668418563

Scroll through them all...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 12, 2018, 08:08:02 pm
Right now this is the best thing on twitter hands down... so inspired even if i can't place the Football club badges ;)

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC (https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC)

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017511432236171265 (https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017511432236171265)

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017480955668418563 (https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017480955668418563)

Scroll through them all...

the artist needs to put these on t-shirts, and then start planning his retirement...

my fav is Bauhaus (https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1015000415891488770).
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 13, 2018, 09:07:02 am
Thank you for making my morning very unproductive at work!
I'm going to honest...I don't know any of these FC's, but the artwork is amazing
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhHAA19WsAAr9wu.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhU5igAX0AAd7WC.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhG_i6RX4AAUYQj.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh6-C8HW0AAfvuQ.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhHTfzYXUAEfR2B.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhP8HJOWsAEgHXd.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhbl88pXUAA_EHg.jpg:large)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh0ZJFLXkAA6Ti4.jpg:large)

Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 13, 2018, 09:36:03 am
I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what an FC is.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: challanged and calloused on July 13, 2018, 10:19:38 am
Right now this is the best thing on twitter hands down... so inspired even if i can't place the Football club badges ;)

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017511432236171265

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017480955668418563

Scroll through them all...

This is great. Thanks.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on July 13, 2018, 12:23:07 pm
There goes my morning.  Damn you Kosmo....
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 13, 2018, 12:38:48 pm
I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what an FC is.

football club
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 13, 2018, 01:15:59 pm
I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what an FC is.

football club
I though it was Fair Catch in football  :P
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 13, 2018, 05:07:30 pm
Daft Punk

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017854659908833281
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on July 13, 2018, 05:16:24 pm
Daft Punk

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017854659908833281

I would buy that shirt....

"The project was kicked off by Tim Burgess from The Charlatans along with right-hand man Nick Fraser, designer Mark Liptrott and animator Chris Walker after a conversation about how the football was about to take over everything, with the 2018 World Cup dominating the summer schedule."

Apparently, other bands have gotten involved to help create there Band FC Moniker...
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on July 19, 2018, 05:44:42 pm
Quickly becoming my favorite twitter thread:

Hey @TheSun. We got a request from one of your journalists asking if you could cover Bands F.C. for your Ďnewspaper.í
Itís a no. In fact, itís a Ďfuck off.í Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever, so please donít ask again.
Thanks,
Everyone at Bands F.C.
x x

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1018195203235213318
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on July 28, 2018, 08:18:33 am
Newfound Planets

They have discovered a planet. A cow named Julian lives there and dreams of eternity. Will you go there with me?

https://twitter.com/I_Find_Planets/status/1022938552454316032?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 28, 2018, 08:37:05 am
A cow named Julian
Hate speech. Insta-ban.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 28, 2018, 08:26:32 pm
A cow named Julian
Hate speech. Insta-ban.
double hate speech with your intolerance for religions that consider cows sacred
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 29, 2018, 11:21:31 am
A cow named Julian
Hate speech. Insta-ban.
double hate speech with your intolerance for religions that consider cows sacred
Evangelicals consider cows sacred?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: hutch on August 01, 2018, 09:03:06 am
Duh
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on October 06, 2018, 05:01:42 pm
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1048419751557550081
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: challanged and calloused on October 08, 2018, 11:11:37 am
Replacements Cover:

https://twitter.com/MusiComedyTweet/status/1049283807667478528  (https://twitter.com/MusiComedyTweet/status/1049283807667478528)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on November 03, 2018, 03:30:45 pm

Daft Punk

https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1017854659908833281

I would buy that shirt....


Prints now available, starting with the Daft Punk one and the Charlatans.  All prints will be available Nov 9.

https://bandsfc.com
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 05, 2019, 02:41:25 pm
David Alan Grier @davidalangrier
Is Liam Neeson running for governor of Virginia?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on February 05, 2019, 03:07:03 pm
David Alan Grier @davidalangrier
Is Liam Neeson running for governor of Virginia?

It seems like the political career of C. Thomas Howell is over before it began.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on February 19, 2019, 07:30:33 pm
Heavy Metal Parking Lot was the most important documentary about Maryland.


https://twitter.com/ahmadmzaghal/status/1097998945291247627?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 15, 2019, 10:51:09 pm
60s dancing to RATM (https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1106001526621958144)

This works remarkably well.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on April 03, 2019, 02:35:59 pm
Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. (https://twitter.com/Mrhflrs/status/1112924566312050690)

Discuss.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on April 03, 2019, 08:02:02 pm
Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. (https://twitter.com/Mrhflrs/status/1112924566312050690)

Discuss.

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Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on April 05, 2019, 01:24:36 pm
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1114172966852390912

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/msriR5ybSpQgo/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115ca78f17674c766a63ea4ac9)

Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on May 12, 2019, 05:48:34 pm
The Twitter kids are having fun with this one:

You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply with who they think is the lie.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 12, 2019, 06:27:05 pm
The Twitter kids are having fun with this one:

You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply with who they think is the lie.

But a lot of people are whining about it. Probably because it would show how boring their tastes are.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Space Freely on May 12, 2019, 07:21:25 pm
The Twitter kids are having fun with this one:

You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply with who they think is the lie.

I think we played this game years ago on this forum. Or maybe it was on facebook, I forget.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 12, 2019, 07:29:19 pm
The Twitter kids are having fun with this one:

You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply with who they think is the lie.

I think we played this game years ago on this forum. Or maybe it was on facebook, I forget.
Was thinking this too. Definitely was on FB and I thought this too.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on May 13, 2019, 04:38:57 pm
It's also one of the many used questions to recover a password....
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 13, 2019, 04:41:02 pm
It's also one of the many used questions to recover a password....
I thought it was "what is your favorite band" or "what was the first band you saw live"
as that question has 6 answers?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on May 13, 2019, 04:54:14 pm
I thought it was "what is your favorite band" or "what was the first band you saw live"
as that question has 6 answers?

Sure, but how many chances do you get before you're locked out? 
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 24, 2019, 11:33:54 am
Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski

Donald Trump- I donít do cover-ups.

Casey Anthony- Iím an amazing mom.

David Duke- I go to temple.

Jeffrey Dalmer- Iím a vegan.

Jacob Wohl- Iíve had sex.

Scott Baio- Iím famous.

Tomi Lahren- Iím intelligent.

James Woods- I have to turn down acting roles.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on May 30, 2019, 06:50:04 pm
Good stuff here:

80's rock day! Requests for videos or trivia from bands?
https://twitter.com/AtomicPunk8/status/1134212383478616065?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on June 18, 2019, 10:24:26 pm
https://twitter.com/SameSadEcho/status/1140987571377512448?s=19

47 members of Jimmy Buffett fan club fall ill vacationing in the Dominican Republic
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 18, 2019, 11:08:10 pm
https://twitter.com/SameSadEcho/status/1140987571377512448?s=19

47 members of Jimmy Buffett fan club fall ill vacationing in the Dominican Republic

The responses show that people know Buffett lyrics too well.

cheeseburger with parasite
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on June 28, 2019, 11:38:59 am
me, gazing intently at the blinking cursor at the end of a three-word draft that reads, in its entirety, "Lobster the People": "Not yet. Not now. But soon. Soon"

https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1144605515655372800?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: grateful on July 08, 2019, 09:30:20 am
.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. Weíve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on July 08, 2019, 10:11:34 am
.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. Weíve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19
How about we all skip the USWNT and let them get back to playing in front of hundreds of adoring fans at their club matches?
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2019, 12:04:23 pm
they're still drinking...
https://twitter.com/AcheleBaby/status/1148217054081757184

would love if the USWNT came to DC and made fools of themselves like the Caps
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: nkotb on July 09, 2019, 10:01:48 am
Happy Anniversary

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8xxu9U0AARUz-.jpg)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on July 11, 2019, 03:26:22 pm
(https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fail-whale.png?w=730&crop=1)
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 11, 2019, 04:01:55 pm
(https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-11-at-3.04.04-PM.jpg?w=1390&crop=1)
Please tweet about how it was down and how itís hard to tweet about how Twitterís down when it is itself down, and the irony therein.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 09, 2019, 04:49:16 pm
P R I E S T S @PRIESTS_TWEET
Since weíve reached 10K followers on ig and surely many of these are bots (it is unlikely 10k people have even heard of our band) we are going on record as a pro-bot band. You bots can follow this account too. We love all of our fans equally & wonít question your sentience
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on August 13, 2019, 12:09:07 pm
Aaron Pressman
@ampressman

Win the Tour de France:
500,000 euro ($557,000)
Win the U.S. Open golf tournament:
$2.25 million
Win the Indianapolis 500:
$2.7 million
Win Wimbledon singles title:
2.25 million pounds ($2.7 million)

Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million

https://twitter.com/ampressman/status/1156230838738202624
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on August 13, 2019, 12:11:32 pm
Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: vansmack on August 13, 2019, 12:19:47 pm
Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.

The jockey gets 10% of the purse.

So Jockey: $330,000
Owners: $2,970,000

#keepwinning
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: great weakness hatch ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 13, 2019, 01:13:04 pm
Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million
I'm curious...do e-athletes have agents?  they must
Title: Re: Twitter thread
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on August 13, 2019, 01:23:34 pm
How much of that Indy 500 money do you think actually gets to the driver? E-sports and poker stars are heavily staked.

You canít only point out the cut that is taken in one example if youíre not also willing to look at the same across the board.

And fine: Pegasus World Cup: $4million to winner.