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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: hutch on November 16, 2016, 06:37:33 pm

Title: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on November 16, 2016, 06:37:33 pm
Please begin to deliberate and consider your vote for Boardie of the Year.....


We had a fascinating 2016 this year... Relaxer regaled us with stories of his suddenly copious sex life and correctly predicted the Trump presidency.... much to our chagrin..

Unfortuantely we lost a long time comrade of our band of brothers- Killsally- may he be well and may he rejoin us soon.. hobo rock has lost its main board voice.. nobody has been able to fill the gaping hole... /..

Wal,kie scared us.. leaving the board but fortunately coming back just when all hope was nearly lost.....Walkie is always susceptible to leaving us in a huff but its nice to know that like a lost dog he always will come home..,

 there were some interpersonal contretemps mostly involving me  but anger counseling has been productive for me although there have been some notable setbacks (i.e., Parsleygate)...

Of course, as always,  a strong case could be made for Julian who took a leave of abscence but came back stronger than ever with the brilliance of the Integers Thread prompting a bunch of ill advised copycat attempts to replicate his success....17297

vansmack proved once again he's really got it going on over there in the city where Marconi plays the mamba...

THe 930 began the year with a bang with its wonderful exhibit, added some TV show and is finishing up by buttressing its already notable Hall of Records....not to mention we await the Donation Drive with the raffle that can make our dreams for 2017 all come true...

A few people lost their jobs due to spending too much time on the board but they did find gainful employment....

Kosmo had a higher workload than usual overseeing the board but managed to carry out his duties with aplomb...

and Yada continues to request Ween in vain.... come on Seth, help a brother out!

Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Space Freely on November 16, 2016, 06:54:52 pm
write in vote for ratbastard
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: walkie,talkie on November 16, 2016, 09:08:35 pm
Julian, hands down.  And you know, he has to fuck like a champion, too.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 11:16:17 am
Julian, hands down.  And you know, he has to fuck like a champion, too.
Thank you for your vote, but I feel 2015 was probably my more definitive victory. Its hard to think the voters would give me the back-to-back.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2016, 12:02:19 pm
your hubris reminds me of the last Democratic nominee
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:03:21 pm
your hubris reminds me of the last Democratic nominee

I just suggested people should not give me the back to back. Opposite of hubris. Heisman rules, son.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:04:52 pm
I mean 2015 I brought you GwwarBQ. 2016 I taught everyone a valuable life lesson by taking a hiatus and letting the board dry up in my absence and then I reinvented boarding and made post counts irrelevant via the integers thread. 2016 has been a good run but 2015 topped it.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
I mean, the Integers thread clearly wins thread of the year but this is one of those "Argo" scenarios where something wins Best Picture but fails to also get Best Director.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:07:31 pm
This is like when they'd given Michael Jordan MVP so many times they gave it to Karl Malone just to shake things up. Time to acknowledge someone else.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2016, 12:12:46 pm
not looking good for you to win "humblest boardie of the year"
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: walkie,talkie on November 17, 2016, 12:13:19 pm
Actually, Julian, I think you're right. If I had to give my honest opinion about boardie of the year, I think it would be hutch. That mother f***** won't stop, and posts the most, gives the most content, and carries the most load of this place.

I said, load.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:14:01 pm
not looking good for you to win "humblest boardie of the year"
My team forgot to submit my nomination for that award, much like Tim Allen that one year when he was on Home Improvement.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:14:49 pm
Actually, Julian, I think you're right. If I had to give my honest opinion about boardie of the year, I think it would be hutch. That mother f***** won't stop, and posts the most, gives the most content, and carries the most load of this place.

I said, load.
Nothing would sum up the year Trump gets elected President much like Hutch getting named Boardie of the Year. I second the nomination.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Relaxer on November 17, 2016, 12:25:50 pm
I'd vote for Hutch. He is the glue that binds us together. He's very sticky.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 12:28:17 pm
I'd vote for Hutch. He is the glue that binds us together. He's very sticky.
Slimey, sticky, whatever. I'm not going to dicker over adjectives.

HUTCH/PENCE 2016
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2016, 12:42:42 pm
who could forget his on-point trump boardie impersonation
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on November 17, 2016, 01:13:56 pm
whoaa..come on now...lets not get carried away... as the organizer of the 2016 Boardie of the Year Awards Ceremony I cannot be in the running.... It is enough for me this year to know I joined the 10K Club and have received my special jacket....


BTW I thought last year's Boardie award was left vacant...
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 01:15:24 pm
I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE MY BOARD ANYMORE!!!

HUTCH/PENCE 2016
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2016, 02:56:18 pm
whoaa..come on now...lets not get carried away... as the organizer of the 2016 Boardie of the Year Awards Ceremony I cannot be in the running.... It is enough for me this year to know I joined the 10K Club and have received my special jacket....


BTW I thought last year's Boardie award was left vacant...

Wasn't Cheney picked to pick a VP...and picked himself?
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 03:05:50 pm
whoaa..come on now...lets not get carried away... as the organizer of the 2016 Boardie of the Year Awards Ceremony I cannot be in the running.... It is enough for me this year to know I joined the 10K Club and have received my special jacket....


BTW I thought last year's Boardie award was left vacant...

Wasn't Cheney picked to pick a VP...and picked himself?
It's all coming full circle. There's really no one else it could be but Hutch.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Space Freely on November 17, 2016, 03:16:23 pm
who could forget his on-point trump boardie impersonation

When did that happen?
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 17, 2016, 03:35:50 pm
who could forget his on-point trump boardie impersonation

When did that happen?
How did you miss it? Trump is a bloviating, whiny little bitch who universally disliked and consumed by their delusions of grandeur. Hutch has been doing a spot on Trump impersonation. He's been doing it for years. Its really some of the greatest performance art I've ever seen.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on November 17, 2016, 04:48:58 pm
who could forget his on-point trump boardie impersonation

When did that happen?
How did you miss it? Trump is a bloviating, whiny little bitch who universally disliked and consumed by their delusions of grandeur. Hutch has been doing a spot on Trump impersonation. He's been doing it for years. Its really some of the greatest performance art I've ever seen.

wait a minute.. I was only intentionally doing it a few weeks!
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 17, 2016, 06:59:12 pm
I like the way this is going...he was the future Trump
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: grateful on January 04, 2017, 12:08:21 pm
Was this ever resolved?
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 04, 2017, 12:10:34 pm
Was this ever resolved?
I think once people made the connection between Trump's rise to power and Hutch, pretty much all other nominations ceased.

2016 was the year of TRUMP/HUTCH.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on January 04, 2017, 06:31:06 pm
still furiously tabulating votes...
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on January 09, 2017, 03:07:20 pm
OK.. exciting news.. the final results are in.. what is most heartening is the large number of votes we got this year..

Anyways, Relaxer was voted Boardie of the Year by a large margin this time around....

Congrats to the winner!
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: walkie,talkie on January 09, 2017, 03:13:34 pm
really?  so that's all You need to do around here To win . . . fuck A lot? 
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 09, 2017, 03:40:53 pm
really?  so that's all You need to do around here To win . . . fuck A lot? 
Hutch won for being the face of loudmouth know-nothings in the year of Trump. His proclamation of Relaxer winning is just the most recent example of his spot-on Trumpery.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: Relaxer on January 09, 2017, 04:01:38 pm
really?  so that's all You need to do around here To win . . . fuck A lot? 

If this were the case, a gay guy would win it every year.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: walkie,talkie on January 09, 2017, 04:13:59 pm
gay guys Love to be whores . . . we Just don't share it to every Tom Dick and Harry.

congrats anyway you Straight slut.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on January 09, 2017, 04:18:23 pm
Second remote post!
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: hutch on January 09, 2017, 04:20:19 pm
From kids dentist
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: walkie,talkie on January 09, 2017, 04:42:36 pm
Perfect timing . . . We are talking About fucking.  Open wide. Oh wait; you said Kid's dentist.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: sweetcell on January 09, 2017, 05:01:04 pm
His proclamation of Relaxer winning is just the most recent example of his spot-on Trumpery.

declaring someone else as the winner is arguably the most un-Trump thing one could do.
Title: Re: META: Boardie of the Year 2016
Post by: methylene blue-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 12, 2018, 05:33:54 pm
Please begin to deliberate and consider your vote for Boardie of the Year.....


We had a fascinating 2016 this year... Relaxer regaled us with stories of his suddenly copious sex life and correctly predicted the Trump presidency.... much to our chagrin..

Unfortuantely we lost a long time comrade of our band of brothers- Killsally- may he be well and may he rejoin us soon.. hobo rock has lost its main board voice.. nobody has been able to fill the gaping hole... /..

Wal,kie scared us.. leaving the board but fortunately coming back just when all hope was nearly lost.....Walkie is always susceptible to leaving us in a huff but its nice to know that like a lost dog he always will come home..,

 there were some interpersonal contretemps mostly involving me  but anger counseling has been productive for me although there have been some notable setbacks (i.e., Parsleygate)...

Of course, as always,  a strong case could be made for Julian who took a leave of abscence but came back stronger than ever with the brilliance of the Integers Thread prompting a bunch of ill advised copycat attempts to replicate his success....17297

vansmack proved once again he's really got it going on over there in the city where Marconi plays the mamba...

THe 930 began the year with a bang with its wonderful exhibit, added some TV show and is finishing up by buttressing its already notable Hall of Records....not to mention we await the Donation Drive with the raffle that can make our dreams for 2017 all come true...

A few people lost their jobs due to spending too much time on the board but they did find gainful employment....

Kosmo had a higher workload than usual overseeing the board but managed to carry out his duties with aplomb...

and Yada continues to request Ween in vain.... come on Seth, help a brother out!

the more things change the more they stay the same....