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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 09:02:00 am

Title: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 09:02:00 am
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: sweetcell on April 04, 2017, 09:31:21 am
i'll play, mostly because i love to see julian proffer.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 09:33:52 am
i'll play, mostly because i love to see julian proffer.
Dead as he lived: fermenting in a cold, dark place.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: grateful on April 04, 2017, 09:47:58 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Relaxer on April 04, 2017, 09:51:32 am
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2810/33022794103_1f5c7042cd_o.jpg)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 10:01:14 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
"Despite being evidence to the contrary, I still say Chipotle is healthy."
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 10:01:45 am
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2810/33022794103_1f5c7042cd_o.jpg)
"Learn from me: Don't be a dork, wrap up your pork."
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Yada on April 04, 2017, 10:04:27 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
"Despite being evidence to the contrary, I still say Chipotle is healthy."

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/how-to-get-free-chipotle-chips-guac-via-a-new-online-game
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 10:06:14 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
"Despite being evidence to the contrary, I still say Chipotle is healthy."

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/how-to-get-free-chipotle-chips-guac-via-a-new-online-game
"Still not a Hall of Fame boardie"
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: grateful on April 04, 2017, 10:07:25 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
"Despite being evidence to the contrary, I still say Chipotle is healthy."

What's funny is that I haven't been to Chipotle in months, and basically just eat salad for lunch.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 10:21:00 am
I'm sure my epitath would include some play on "running into the ground".
"Despite being evidence to the contrary, I still say Chipotle is healthy."

What's funny is that I haven't been to Chipotle in months, and basically just eat salad for lunch.
Bro, leaving the tortilla off makes it a "burrito bowl" not a "salad".
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: grateful on April 04, 2017, 10:31:01 am
Sweetgreen! (http://www.sweetgreen.com/)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 10:33:16 am
Sweetgreen! (http://www.sweetgreen.com/)
In all honesty, I wish there was one of those around Richmond. I've heard good things.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: hutch on April 04, 2017, 11:13:02 am
well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...
"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 04, 2017, 11:17:26 am
hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes


Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 11:17:54 am
hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes
"I should've chosen better friends."
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 04, 2017, 11:18:25 am
well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...
"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..
I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 04, 2017, 11:19:27 am
hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes
"I should've chosen better friends."
Hey, I just was trying to get free rent in my youth...he just came with the package and haven't been able to shake him since
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 11:22:33 am
well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...
"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..
I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Giving_Tree.jpg)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 04, 2017, 11:25:27 am
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: hutch on April 04, 2017, 11:27:55 am
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed

yea... it was pretty disturbing.. i first read it to my kids and was like "OMG!"


but the Missing Piece.. I like that one..
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 11:29:22 am
^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed
I learned all of my relationship advice from this book.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Relaxer on April 04, 2017, 11:54:10 am
This is the best book about chillin under a tree

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/The_Story_of_Ferdinand.jpg)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: sweetcell on April 04, 2017, 12:17:54 pm
i refuse to read the giving tree to my kiddos.  way too depressing.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Relaxer on April 04, 2017, 12:22:18 pm
You want a depressing as hell child's book?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/LoveYouForever.png)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 04, 2017, 12:27:03 pm
You want a depressing as hell child's book?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/LoveYouForever.png)
My mother would read this to us at least once a month and breaking down into inconsolable sobbing within minutes. It was awkward as hell. I don't know why she insisted on doing that; its not like we were requesting as young children to read the dead mother book or anything.