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Title: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 01:18:58 pm
Ok, we've already established that
Space is Neil Young (after having a stroke)
Kosmo is Nick Lowe (on a bad hair day)

would like to hear other thoughts and suggestions

I do think hutch can sometimes pull off a Dylan after months of no haircuts
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 01:21:00 pm
This is going to sound weird, but you ever seen that photo of Mick Jagger standing outside that dive bar in, I think, Charlotte, wearing a baseball cap. I could see Hutch passing for that after two long island iced teas. (Drank by the person making the identification, not Hutch.)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 01:22:06 pm
If Frank Black put on like 40 pounds, Seth could be a dead ringer.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 01:30:30 pm
If Frank Black put on like 40 pounds, Seth could be a dead ringer.
that's a stretch
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 01:31:32 pm
If Frank Black put on like 40 pounds, Seth could be a dead ringer.
that's a stretch
To be fair, I haven't seen a current photo of Frank Black in many years so the homeostasis around the weights may already be accomplished.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 01:32:32 pm
This is going to sound weird, but you ever seen that photo of Mick Jagger standing outside that dive bar in, I think, Charlotte, wearing a baseball cap. I could see Hutch passing for that after two long island iced teas. (Drank by the person making the identification, not Hutch.)
hmm I could buy that (after having 2 LIITs)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAiJSS0XEAEv6DV?format=jpg&name=small)
even the body language is there...if only mick would slouch a little more
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 01:36:27 pm
Yeah, that's the photo!
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 13, 2022, 01:37:51 pm
If only Mick wore pleated khakis and hightop/boot combos.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 13, 2022, 01:45:45 pm
True story: I have been told I look like Keith and Mick on separate occasions.

Ok the Keith reference was some dude working in a Mozambican cafeteria but I am still counting it.

Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Space Freely on September 13, 2022, 01:56:06 pm
I have only offically met Hatch once, but I'm going to say Kyle Gass (?)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 01:59:31 pm
I have only offically met Hatch once, but I'm going to say Kyle Gass (?)
ouch
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 02:01:36 pm
Hatch looks more like Michael Stipe than the Tenacious D dude (had to look it up) and he doesn't really look like Michael Stipe.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 13, 2022, 02:07:38 pm
Geezus space you blind?
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Space Freely on September 13, 2022, 02:45:49 pm
Geezus space you blind?

Maybe the stroke is affecting my vision.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 13, 2022, 03:27:53 pm
sideGene

(https://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2015/06/billy-joel-gene-ween1.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 13, 2022, 03:35:43 pm
Oh man!!
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 13, 2022, 03:38:24 pm
I have no idea who that person is, but that's not a terrible Sidehatch.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: sweetcell on September 13, 2022, 05:34:42 pm
I have no idea who that person is

oh you coy dog...
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 05:59:18 pm
sideGene

I'll buy that
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 06:03:28 pm
so I feel like Jules is kind of going for the Martin Fry look...isn't quite pulling it off, but maybe after 4 LIITs
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODcxNDZkZTQtYzlhNC00ZWY1LTlmMjctZjI2MDQyNzljZWRkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_UY1200_CR122,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 06:05:49 pm
kind feel like sweets could go for  andrew WK
(http://riffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image2.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 13, 2022, 06:11:41 pm
Ok, maybe 5 LIIT's and a hit of acid, yada
(https://i.redd.it/054fw2k0arm01.png)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: sweetcell on September 13, 2022, 06:32:24 pm
kind feel like sweets could go for  andrew WK

i mean, not perfect, but certainly not the worse.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 13, 2022, 07:44:27 pm
Ok, maybe 5 LIIT's and a hit of acid, yada
(https://i.redd.it/054fw2k0arm01.png)

I got lasik over a year ago, brah
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: grateful on September 13, 2022, 10:30:11 pm
Your pick


https://riotfest.org/2018/12/18/rock-stars-santa-claus/ (https://riotfest.org/2018/12/18/rock-stars-santa-claus/)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 14, 2022, 07:13:58 am
(https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/preview-440/244963f/7144f7ff/Shutterstock_244963f.jpg)

Hutch
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 08:52:49 am
definitely has the posture down
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 09:08:26 am
For sure…
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Space Freely on September 14, 2022, 10:25:44 am
Walkonby

(https://wfuv.org/sites/default/files/ACNewman_CHs.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 14, 2022, 10:29:09 am
That's pretty good but I, again, am not sure who that is.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Space Freely on September 14, 2022, 10:42:24 am
That's pretty good but I, again, am not sure who that is.

AC Newman (not Alfred E. Newman), New Pornographers
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 14, 2022, 10:59:27 am
That's pretty good but I, again, am not sure who that is.

AC Newman (not Alfred E. Newman), New Pornographers
Ahh. There's a dude I hadn't seen an updated picture of in probably 15 years.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: bearman🐻 on September 14, 2022, 11:35:45 am
OK, here's a random question...has anyone ever confused you for a rock star? After 2 Frank Black solo shows in SF at the tiny Hotel Utah Saloon, folks came up both nights and thanked me for a great show. Frank wasn't even rocking a beard, yet somehow they thought I was him. Not sure I can say I look like him, but apparently some people think so.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 11:45:20 am
tiny Hotel Utah Saloon,
that is a tiny venue, I think DC 9 can fit more people

but you are already a rock star, not everyone get's to introduce articles of impeachment on the floor of congress on live TV
( I will admit, I may have gotten that wrong)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 11:58:13 am
I don’t see much resemblance to Frank Black….

Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 14, 2022, 12:01:55 pm
OK, here's a random question...has anyone ever confused you for a rock star? After 2 Frank Black solo shows in SF at the tiny Hotel Utah Saloon, folks came up both nights and thanked me for a great show. Frank wasn't even rocking a beard, yet somehow they thought I was him. Not sure I can say I look like him, but apparently some people think so.
Myself, no. I did go see Weezer out at MPP once with some buddies and the parking lot was very jammed up by the time we got to our car. So we decided we’d just hang out until it cleared and my buddy Nick pulls out an acoustic guitar and starts fucking around. Plays wonderwall and island in the sun and some basic white people shit.

No joke like 30 person crowd forms. People are yelling Rivers. Thinks it’s him and listens as he plays like three songs. This is particularly hilarious because Nick is probably 6’3” and 250 lbs and had cropped hair. He could not have looked less like Rivers Cuomo. It was really bizarre.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 14, 2022, 12:02:19 pm
I don’t see much resemblance to Frank Black….
Yeah I think we already agreed Seth is Frank Black.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on September 14, 2022, 12:43:18 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H0yMOp4_Yv8/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: bearman🐻 on September 14, 2022, 02:07:34 pm
tiny Hotel Utah Saloon,
that is a tiny venue, I think DC 9 can fit more people

but you are already a rock star, not everyone get's to introduce articles of impeachment on the floor of congress on live TV
( I will admit, I may have gotten that wrong)

Haha...no, that's correct. God that feels like a lifetime ago.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 02:08:34 pm
Bear man is obviously Bob Mould
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 02:54:07 pm
Bear man is obviously Bob Mould
spot on
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: vansmack on September 14, 2022, 04:34:47 pm

(https://i.redd.it/054fw2k0arm01.png)

Have none of you met Hoya?  Because that's an ACTUAL picture of Hoya 
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: vansmack on September 14, 2022, 04:35:34 pm
OK, here's a random question...has anyone ever confused you for a rock star? After 2 Frank Black solo shows in SF at the tiny Hotel Utah Saloon, folks came up both nights and thanked me for a great show. Frank wasn't even rocking a beard, yet somehow they thought I was him. Not sure I can say I look like him, but apparently some people think so.

I'm shocked that that happened in SF because there are A LOT of guys that look like you out here....
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 04:44:51 pm
Is it just me or anyone else think Seth resembles a middle aged Roger Moore?
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 14, 2022, 04:55:12 pm
Is it just me or anyone else think Seth resembles a middle aged Roger Moore?
if roger more put on 100lbs
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 05:29:07 pm
You haven’t seen Seth in a while cause he is pretty svelte now…
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 14, 2022, 06:39:17 pm
(https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/thumbs/chris-burke-1.jpg)


Seth
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 14, 2022, 06:43:02 pm
I knew someone would post the corky pic!
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 14, 2022, 07:03:39 pm
Actual footage of Seth on the Jim Vance morning show years ago.

https://youtu.be/9aJFSpkxjtY

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/4133Ws341yL._SY780_.jpg)
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 14, 2022, 08:29:40 pm
Actual footage of Seth on the Jim Vance morning show years ago.

https://youtu.be/9aJFSpkxjtY

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T1/images/I/4133Ws341yL._SY780_.jpg)
Is the guy in the middle Ted Cruz!?
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: vansmack on September 14, 2022, 09:24:25 pm
You haven’t seen Seth in a while cause he is pretty svelte now…

Did I miss the divorce announcement?
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Starsky on September 15, 2022, 07:50:58 am
Bagley reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton…..
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Space Freely on September 15, 2022, 08:40:17 am
Bagley reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton…..

French fried taters.
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Bagley on September 15, 2022, 10:41:21 am
Bagley reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton…..

I'll take that Hutch (actually have heard it before).  Wish I had his acting chops...
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 15, 2022, 10:49:04 am
Bagley reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton…..

I'll take that Hutch (actually have heard it before).  Wish I had his acting chops...
well we're only talking about his musical talents here...no slouch, but he's no Jonny depp or eddie murphy or Bruce Willis
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: Yada on September 20, 2022, 08:54:21 pm
(https://img0.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/29594/295945602b754b475e79434f4e102d0aec62d207.jpg)

Space
Title: Re: What rock star do you think a bordie looks like
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 20, 2022, 09:12:30 pm
Oh damn, that’s good