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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on August 28, 2008, 03:56:00 pm

Title: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 28, 2008, 03:56:00 pm
i want my own thread to go on about, in the tradition of the "high life" and "tech. babble" threads we have, that never seem to end.  i will begin small and steady, hoping to continue every once in a while with deliberate, well thought out entries.  not cliche conspiracies, like 9/11 or the location of kennedy's brain, but random off my tongue, head scratchers.
 
 here is my first.  lindsay lohan and her girlfriend samantha ronson.  i have seen this before.  anne heche in bright bold lights.  but this time we have two of them fighting for the same prize.  for some reason, gay is cool now.  i guess after shoving "will and grace" and ellen down our throats for so many years, and then brokeback mountain, only heightened by sympathy for what's his name, plus the fact that the shit gays have put up with for thousands of years has finally come full frontal to the attention of people who like to care for others to feel better about themselves (or they have finally grown tired of what blacks went through) that we have this thing called the era of "gay enlightenment."  i feel both of these media sluts are vying for the attention of needing attention.  like michael jordon after basketball or madonna after relevance.  on one side you have a dj.  god i'm so sick of everybody being a dj, but that is another rant.  this dj has been quoted by critics as "sucking; having no talent in the medium; and when you invite her to dj your party, you know "why" you do it." (to attract the hollywood warhol like slags that come with her since she hooked up with lindsay.  on the other side, you have a overused, over media fucked starlet, who has nothing else to persue after a year before of dui/car crashes/rehabs (how many times?) . . . and here i thought she was an actress.  
 
 so give it up girls.  gay is a way of life from conception, not a halloween costume put on to draw attention to yourself, and then tossed aside when the spotlight leaves.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 28, 2008, 04:44:00 pm
this next one is short, and i'm not really sure if it is a conspiracy or not . . . or just something for mister navy's new thread.
 
 shuffle - on cd players, or i guess mp3/ipod players (but i refuse to use those evil things, so i just refer to the cd player.)  i love shuffle; prefer it over just listening straight through the album, unless of course it is pink floyd's "the wall" or other "concept" music requiring a form to appreciate the experience.  but with shuffle, after each song is finished, the player "randomly" chooses another song for you.  how does it choose?  if you hit next instead of waiting for the first song to end and having the player "choose" for you, will you arrive at the same song chosen?  does the player get mad at you for not letting it choose?  do cds have "predestined" songs that stand out to be picked on shuffle?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on August 28, 2008, 05:18:00 pm
I'm not sure if Samantha Ronson hanging out with Lindsay Lohan is a conspiracy.
 
 Saying something like Samantha Ronson is illumnati may be more appropriate?  This is your world though.
 
 Keep reaching for the stars walkonby.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 28, 2008, 05:24:00 pm
location of 930 club -  for years i have pondered why oh why would any fool put the club there.  ninth and v., north west?  i mean, i know it could be worse, like anywhere in northeast or southeast, but the location still is shit: the decor of the neighborhood a unapologized tag upon tagged out building rot draped in disgusting states of stoned out window disrepair.  broken glass streets from derelict drunks, vials and small bagggies that make the white suburb kids stereotype.  i know the easy answer could be, "you get what you can in this town and you take it." but i feel there was motive.  plot assignments.  a reason to shine as a beacon club that, besides black cat, stands for the punk, the plastered past and post flyers of epic occurrences, with a do what i want so fuck you mentality.  there is a "can't take the heat, get out of the crowd" mentality that goes with this club and it's location.  just the way it was meant to be.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Chip Chanko on August 28, 2008, 05:42:00 pm
I think it's where it is because a venue with the amount of space seth was looking for was already there (WUST) and it was by a metro and near an up-and-coming section of DC.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 28, 2008, 05:46:00 pm
that is what seth wants us to believe.  he is the warren commission of our time.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on August 28, 2008, 05:48:00 pm
930 club was put there so they could access the secret documents with ease.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 28, 2008, 06:14:00 pm
It's simply a conspiracy between Seth and Howard University Hospital...they needed stab victims with health insurance and this was simply a way to bring white folk into the hood.
 
 Seth gets a kickback from H.U. hospital.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: 6949 on August 29, 2008, 11:14:00 am
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  location of 930 club
Yeah having the club in a remote location just means there is too much free street parking and not enough traffic back ups. I say move the club to Georgetown or Bristow.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 29, 2008, 11:35:00 am
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Originally posted by 6949:
   
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  location of 930 club
Yeah having the club in a remote location just means there is too much free street parking and not enough traffic back ups. I say move the club to Georgetown or Bristow. [/b]
or Jupiter FL.  :D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 29, 2008, 07:02:00 pm
though i should be jealous of mister old navy's thread by now with it's many posts and clammering . . . about hockey now?  oh well, i like my sanitarium of lost insight.  i was going to sit here and spout of another one, because i have been thinking about it long and hard.  but i am going out and it will have to wait.  damn you, strange attempt at a social life.  well here atleast is the topic when i return.
 
 the lastest tattoo craze among today's youth lot and how it relates to a larger ufo/native american/eqyptian connection.  i'm sure youknowwho can't wait to hear this one!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: dlcjr1775 on August 31, 2008, 12:30:00 am
Gustav is coming because of Global Warming. That's nice topic to jump off of. Any greenies out there?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 31, 2008, 12:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by dlcjr1775:
  Gustav is coming because of Global Warming. That's nice topic to jump off of. Any greenies out there?
actually gustav was created by the russian mafia to get us back for the whole georgian mess.  still working on the tattoo idea.  satan does not like the idea that i'm going to tap it out, so i'll have to study more tattoos and wait.
 
 and when you eat pork rinds before you go to bed they appear in your dreams in the most unusual situations.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 31, 2008, 01:18:00 pm
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on September 15, 2008, 06:45:00 pm
music - yes.  what could possibly be labeled a conspiracy and then stuck to such a thing as music?  so broad a topic, where as conspiracy needs limitations and the miniscule to work proper.  well, i offer the simple question of who brought this thing to us, this invention called music?  way beyond the fire and wheel; this was one day animal next day artist.  i know we (humans) technically invented it with musical instruments, around 35,000 y.a., which is right after we invented burial and then took to the sea, according to this cool book i am reading called "national geographic 1000 events that shaped the world."  yeah, i know, reading a paper book for reference information.  string instruments came around 2600 b.c.e., right around the time of the establishment of an empire.  also at the same time of the first pyramids being built, where soon to come the great pyramids of giza and khufu.
 
 there is the connection.  there is the control.  just where did this thing evolve from, this thing glorious as written word to emotion filled speech transference itself.  and was there predestined knowledge of what it would become . . . if you stopped right now and thought about where it is and what it has become?  all television shows, sports shows, commercials, infomercials, everything on television has music as a background score.  even all movies.  without it, it would seem bland and pointless.  when we eat out, there is music, in our car (no matter it be radio/cd/ipod) it is there.  we need it.  without it, what we see and do through the day, whether it work or play or excercise . . . is "bland and pointless(?)".  can you laugh off the assertion and live without it?  that means all forms of it, and i think i have only named a few outlets of it.  no shows or listening to it.  how many people have dreams of being in bands that go nowhere or bands form to wind up in bitter fueds where many people (inside and outside the band) are hurt, and it haunts them/effects them forever?  just how many shows can you be fucked out of because of the "scalpers first" rule of thumb and the price rise of concerts, before you lose it?  the riots at concerts because of types of attitudes clashing with artists too far gone prefuckingmadonna to even show on stage.  classes of people (this is my favourite) forming based on what type of music you listen to.  as if the type of music (punk/rap/country/indie/goth/pop/etc...) was the cult sensation and the music was a demi-god, giving audible connetion to the (god?).  the demise of the empire due to internet thievery, where the artists who provided the music now have to hide that "yes, they were all along and apart of the past rip off process of drinking,drugging,fucking to furious excess," by offering music in a repackaged, repriced "free" for all or in-store, multiple issue, exclusive content up your ass b.s..  
 
 so just who "invented" this thing we call music, that most people think of as only mere music?  since the days of wigs and white powder moles, there was jealously and there was greed, and that is only two of the better qualities of a thing that people are addicted to as much as any drug, not to be put down so easily. viva musica!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: azaghal1981 on September 15, 2008, 07:03:00 pm
Presidential election polls are fudged by the pollsters in order to keep people's attention and sway the final results.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on September 15, 2008, 07:34:00 pm
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Originally posted by azaghal1981:
  Presidential election polls are fudged by the pollsters in order to keep people's attention and sway the final results.
i thought the final result was determined by machines with no paper trails, thereby cementing the "terminator theory" as more than just a movie empire.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on March 01, 2009, 01:27:11 pm
well let's see . . . . where to start.  it would seem that yes, children of the terrordome, it is time to wave your fists in the air and march for what is happening all around you, yet again.  pollution, climate control, the loss of ozone and the rise of ocean's wrath, while the government's sneaks hands in altering what happens inside/about/above us.  there is protest brewing.  a protest march slated for tomorrow, march 2, in dc against global warming.  the largest EVER of it's kind they say.  the whos who of who whos will be there speaking; the unwhos who of children being carted away by those pesky policemen will be there as well.  none will go quietly.  here is the link for the event:

http://www.capitolclimateaction.com/

and now what's going to happen . . . AGAIN to try and stop our brothers and sisters in their rallying cries?  snow.  a major one.  possibly a foot of it!  this has happened before when a protest has attempted to push it's way into town concerning global warming.  how can it happen?  snow in march? yes i know snow in march is possible . . . but on this historic day?  conspiracy i say.  the pentagon i see is seeding the clouds again to shut the shit down.  but mainly, it is my birthday, and yes i know i am a bit old to care anymore about such life celebrations . . . but i had a nice room at a nice hotel with a dinner at a nice restaurant and a nice show to follow (blitzen trapper).  conspiracy i say.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on March 04, 2009, 11:54:57 pm
very interesting . . . what type of music you listen to compared to s.a.t. scores:

 
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=38416



Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 05, 2009, 02:23:33 pm
There's this little gang of girls on my Facebook friends list that have all gone 'gay'. THey all have 'girlfriends' but the pictures they post of them and their 'girlfriends' they don't tag themselves in. And it's weird seeing on girl come out about a year ago and then slowly 5 or 6 more start going to gay clubs, which is fine, and then they start dating girls. According to their status. It's confusing, I completely understand when you say 'gay is cool' now or something. They all go to Town and they all take millions of pictures and they all chit chat about each other and how gross guys are. It's so lame. And they started filming themselves like a blog or youtube celeb and posting them on facebook and it blows up my damn feed. So. Annoying.

And I'm a guy who leans toward the conspiracy side of 9/11. Just look at the support beams! JESUS!

And anyone hear about the North American Union? I showed all the stuff to my stepsister a few months ago and she was terrified. THe dollar will collapse and the North American Union [Canada, US, Mexico] will form and the AMERO will be our new currency.

And apparently in June there will be a coup d'etat and America will be transformed into a police state. It's all a huge conspiracy, there are no political parties, they all have one goal. Bla bla.

And of course the world ending on 5 or 6 different dates in 2012.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on March 05, 2009, 02:37:42 pm
wow, that was awesome.  loved it.  was that original, or did you copy it from somewhere?

agreeing with dfa97 twice in a month... weird.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 05, 2009, 02:39:43 pm
I just typed it up. Agreeing with the whole post? What am I doing right these days...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on March 05, 2009, 04:55:44 pm
the nau will not work, not now, not ever.  seperation through forced ejaculation has been america from the start.  we would bomb canada and mexico first, take over their country, wipe out the people like the indians, and call the whole fucking thing america 2.0, before allowing the nau to happen.  america first, the world second.  the dollar will never collapse; how could it . . . it hasn't been based on anything such as gold or silver since when???  the amero?  sounds too much like the euro, and we hate those european queer bastards and anything they try to do.  not going to happen.  police state?  that was the last eight years of our lives; it's now over johnny.

and gay girls.  they have been pretending to do that for years.  they hate guys.  guys are mostly creepy, gross, full of themselves slobs, who only think with their ding dongs.  girls give the sweet girlie love to each other and they find peace with that.  plus they know it drives the boys crizzazy.

2012?  the mayans obviously forget to know ten billion years ago that fruitcakes across the globe (iran/venezula/north korea) would posses nukes in 2009.  goodbye norma jean.

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 21, 2009, 10:15:48 am
let's see.  obama is tied up with this whole gitmo closing/national security flap, and then out of nowhere here come cheney spewing this and that, trying to impose how "his" administration was what keep america from getting attacked and how now we are all screwed.  and on the same day the headlines are stating obama will deliver a speech on security, we happen to also have in our faces:

"4 stopped from terrorist plot."  in new york.  by muslims.  who happen to look to be all black gentlemen.  wow, how 9/11, cheney, "blacks must be bad like obama" coincedental.  go big daddy; good to see you can still pull strings to get things done to attempt to have the dominoes fall toward your predetermined, republicans back in office plan.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on May 21, 2009, 01:52:25 pm

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?
Exactly, and Im not saying let's be radical it just sucks that people sit there willingly and get fed crap. Honestly watching the news is as helpful as any show on E!, it's unfortunate that this generation get's there news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Reprt and The Onion.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 22, 2009, 09:43:42 am

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?
Exactly, and Im not saying let's be radical it just sucks that people sit there willingly and get fed crap. Honestly watching the news is as helpful as any show on E!, it's unfortunate that this generation get's there news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Reprt and The Onion.
watching the news makes me mad, which makes me happy, which makes me think, which makes me want a taco.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on May 22, 2009, 09:52:12 am
Chipotle's steak anything with Tobasco Smoked sauce = full of great win
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 22, 2009, 10:46:47 am
a chipotle carnitas fajita-burrito with corn, sour cream, a little hot sauce, and an occasional dash of chipotle smoked tabasco sauce will bring me to my knees like no amount of water-boarding can.  it's like mind control - hey, wait, is the government behind chipotle?!?

(and for the record, the best burrito evar is from Anna's Taqueria, in boston.  chipotle is a respectable, consistent and more widely available second).
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on May 22, 2009, 03:33:23 pm
It is one of the un healthiest things, maybe the government has prefected it and has mass produced it making us a bunch of fat asses. Wall-E style.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 22, 2009, 04:48:17 pm
what's unhealthy, a chipotle burrito?  certainly beats a cheeseburger or pizza, in terms of nutrition.  skip the sour cream, cheese and guac, and the fat content is probably acceptable too.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on May 22, 2009, 05:21:40 pm
Every 9/11 "Truther" I've ever encountered is a huge, over-the-top, weed smoker.    Coincidence or conspiracy?

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 22, 2009, 07:33:41 pm
walkies, how do you plead? :D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 22, 2009, 10:52:19 pm
one out of three ain't bad.

 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on June 05, 2009, 06:25:20 pm
(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/29/128777714835949870.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGxQBwRXAkg7VhQ21MI7-nsV164vQ)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 21, 2009, 03:29:17 pm
work is boring today . . . and i find this strange.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2009-112

in a nutshell, scientists discover another "object" has struck jupiter leaving a gaping hole.  this has been discovered on the anniversary of when the shoemaker-vevy nine comet struck the planet and when the apollo mission landed on the moon.  what else took place that oddly resembles these events?  why none other that clark's "2001 / the sentinal / 2010" collections, where you had extraterrestrial goodiness involving the moon, jupiter and a hole that appears on its surface.  i like the fact the ufos have not forgotten us.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on July 23, 2009, 10:39:41 am
Simple answer. I was playing catch with my Dad and he threw the ball really high. Didn't come back.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 23, 2009, 10:54:13 am
makes sense - if uncle rico was able to throw a pigskin over them mountains, i have no doubt that thirsty's dad could lob a baseball to jupiter.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on July 23, 2009, 05:25:54 pm
My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society.... What's the deal with these guys?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on July 23, 2009, 05:28:10 pm
Can't help there.  I was born a Stonecutter and I'll die a Stonecutter

(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3714/stonecutters2df3.jpg)

My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society.... What's the deal with these guys?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on July 23, 2009, 05:29:21 pm
Doesn't that seem more like a wikipedia question then a 930.com question? "I know I get my psuedo-religious updates from a nightclub messagebaord!!"
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on July 23, 2009, 05:34:05 pm
I see your relationship with your step father is taking a turn for the worst...he got one thing right -freemasonry is a bunch of guys as women are prohibited.

Skull and Bones is a Yale Society and unless you are currently attending Yale, becoming a member will be difficult for you.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on July 23, 2009, 05:46:18 pm
unless you are currently attending Yale, becoming a member will be difficult for you.
But not impossible. It remains a marvel what a nicely-wrapped set of Waterford crystal barware can accomplish!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on July 24, 2009, 09:39:19 am
How about you join and tell us?

Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 24, 2009, 09:45:06 am
how about join the amish
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on July 24, 2009, 09:54:03 am
BURN.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on July 26, 2009, 09:37:39 am
Doesn't that seem more like a wikipedia question then a 930.com question? "I know I get my psuedo-religious updates from a nightclub messagebaord!!"
I thought it would fit appropriately with the thread, seeing as how this is a conspiracy theory thread and all.


STONECUTTERS FTW
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 26, 2009, 09:41:06 am
the quakers
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on July 26, 2009, 09:45:07 am
freaks.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 26, 2009, 11:51:45 am
the quakers

true dat - they're totally conspiring against everyone and want to spread peace.

we must hunt them down.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 26, 2009, 12:12:05 pm
up and becoming a destroyer of the initial reason for posting in here and not to dilute the theories of organized nutballs everywhere (myself included . . . yes, i am an organized nutball) i felt i would just lay this out in here instead of starting a new thread about said topic.  and by the way, i went to see the new harry potter movie last night . . . ehh . . . worst of the series, but still ok.  needed more action and less snogging.  but anyways, after a few years of playing with it, i have finally grow cold toward the nintendo wii.  hell, i am even now only playing old gamecube games on the thing so as to have some respectable gaming.  so i need to upgrade.  i have played out the ps2 and loved it long time like a cat loves a dead mouse to keep batting around.  so do i go ps3 or do i go xbox 360?  i've never owned or played an xbox, so am i at disadvantage?  i like the fact it can stream netfix, but is it wifi or dsl port only?  i need wifi due to location of tv and such.  is it true that ps3 is not back compatible?  big bad if not.  so which should it be.  which is the best for my fingering enjoiment?  let the conspiracy theories begin.  and thank you for your input!

(i know that some of these questions could be answered by net searching, but i need hands on opinions by people who perhaps know the ins and out of both machines . . . plus i only care about what forumers think.)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 26, 2009, 12:24:21 pm
well I have both the xbox and ps3.  The ps3 I got is backwards compatiable with ps2 games.  However I think they stopped making ps3s that are backward compatible.  So if you can find older versions of the ps3 then you are golden.  The xbox is pretty good with netflix streaming.  However it doesn't have wifi built in like the ps3 does.  So it has to be plugged in for streaming and what not.  Overall I think the ps3 is just a tad bit better but who knows everyone else loves the xbox.  Also for the xbox not being wifi just buy a long ethernet cable or you could also buy a wireless adapter for the xbox.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on July 26, 2009, 12:56:20 pm
the quakers

true dat - they're totally conspiring against everyone and want to spread peace.

we must hunt them down.

That's exactly the Bilderbergers' plan. They are already going after the Amish.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 26, 2009, 02:05:56 pm
add in Shakers too
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 26, 2009, 08:32:45 pm
well I have both the xbox and ps3.  The ps3 I got is backwards compatiable with ps2 games.  However I think they stopped making ps3s that are backward compatible.  So if you can find older versions of the ps3 then you are golden.  The xbox is pretty good with netflix streaming.  However it doesn't have wifi built in like the ps3 does.  So it has to be plugged in for streaming and what not.  Overall I think the ps3 is just a tad bit better but who knows everyone else loves the xbox.  Also for the xbox not being wifi just buy a long ethernet cable or you could also buy a wireless adapter for the xbox.

you gave me what i needed and in return . . . .

(http://assets.aarp.org/www.aarp.org_/cs/misc/dgar.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 27, 2009, 03:44:58 pm
iron man 2 will flop horrible.  not in sales . . . because americans are gullible movie fools who will make anything number 1, but rather in content and coolness.  scarlett and mickey's outfits look horrible, and samuel jackson ruins any movie he has ever been in except two.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 27, 2009, 04:06:06 pm
would those two be Pulp Fiction and Die Hard
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 27, 2009, 04:09:44 pm
would those two be Pulp Fiction and Die Hard

pulp fiction / unbreakable / and maybe honourable mention to jackie brown.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on July 27, 2009, 04:21:12 pm
Goodfellas.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 27, 2009, 04:23:23 pm
true romance
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 27, 2009, 04:46:44 pm
in this repect, jackson's record should not be dinged because of "snakes on a plane".  that film was un-salvageable from the outset, jackson's presence was not was not what made it awful.  you can chide him for having accepted the part, but you can't blame him for it going into the crapper.  jesus could have been cast as agent flynn and it still would have been a piece of dung.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 27, 2009, 04:48:06 pm
don't forget black snake moan
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 27, 2009, 04:53:14 pm
coming to america . . . i forgot about that.

(http://www.variety.com/rbidata/photogallery/variety/23319.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on July 27, 2009, 05:15:11 pm
I saw an interview once with Samual Jackson where he says he'll pretty much be in any movie as long as they pay him well......basically also saying he doesn't care if it's shit or not.  A paycheck is a paycheck. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on July 27, 2009, 05:17:15 pm
there should be a six degrees of Samuel Jackson  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on August 11, 2009, 01:48:02 pm
Monday August 10th:

Magnitude 6.4 earthquake off Honshu Japan (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009kdb4.php)
Magnitude 7.6 earthquake off India (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009kdb2.php)
Typhoon Etau slams into Japan's West Coast (http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/typhoon-hits-japan-12-die-10-missing-20090810-eesa.html)
Typhoon Morakot sweeps across coastal China (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/weather/08/09/typhoon.china/)

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on August 11, 2009, 05:14:51 pm
Monday August 10th:

Magnitude 6.4 earthquake off Honshu Japan (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009kdb4.php)
Magnitude 7.6 earthquake off India (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009kdb2.php)
Typhoon Etau slams into Japan's West Coast (http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/typhoon-hits-japan-12-die-10-missing-20090810-eesa.html)
Typhoon Morakot sweeps across coastal China (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/weather/08/09/typhoon.china/)



wow . . . i was just discussing that same thing with myself earlier today, and attempting to create vast conspiracy theories around it that would cause my brain to be crushed under the smile upon my face.


you also forgot -

http://www.wdef.com/news/3_2_magnitude_earthquake_hits_north_carolina_tennessee_border_saturday_morning/08/2009  (super rare)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/22/mexico-city-earthquake-hi_n_206901.html  (one month after previous earthquake in same location as outbreak of swine flu)

looks like the "ten year cycle" before the end of the world is in full force.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on September 25, 2009, 11:15:30 am
with these two stories at the top of cnn.com right now :

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/09/25/am.seg.terror.suspect.cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/25/texas.terror.arrest/index.html

i feel bad for anybody in this country who even remotely looks like they are from an arab country or are muslim.  i feel the game has officially changed for america.  people are going to be very judgemental and on wild tears of accusational free range finger pointing.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 18, 2010, 07:30:02 pm
back to a topic mentioned before in here, in less than a week you have a earthquake on the california coast, then the major haitian one . . . now on the 17th there was a 6.3 in argentina and today in gautemala there was a 6.0.  perhaps the mayan calender was off by a couple of years?   
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 25, 2010, 03:46:26 pm
it is just me . . . or is it a bit "coincidental" that the don't ask/don't tell is finally being repealed . . . just before we are about to be dragged into another korean war.  i can smell a draft coming on down the line; i feel bad, but not really, for those boys who are under thirty five. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 25, 2010, 03:54:22 pm
i feel bad, but not really, for those boys who are under thirty five. 

1) 25, not 35.  you need young malleable minds, 35 is way too old for military indoctrination.  some say that 21-22 is the upper limit.
2) why would you not feel sorry for someone who gets drafted?  it's not like they asked to join the war machine.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 25, 2010, 03:58:13 pm
i feel bad, but not really, for those boys who are under thirty five. 

1) 25, not 35.  you need young malleable minds, 25 is way too old for military indoctrination.
2) why would you not feel sorry for someone who gets drafted?  it's not like they asked to join the war machine.

yeah . . . i do recant the last part.  i do feel bad for anybody who gets drafted.  i am still simmering after all these years of being treated like a "sub human" in the eyes of the military, and then here they are right before another war brewing . . . suddendly we are just fine.  and seeing how we are in iraq and afgan. and maybe soon pakistan and iran, i think they may just take any age they can get.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on May 25, 2010, 04:03:39 pm
First off, what war is "brewing"?

Secondly, video game players are the future soldiers of America.  Our battles are fought with joysticks via computer screens in Virginia.  The draft is damn near obsolete.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on May 25, 2010, 04:22:38 pm
i feel the game has officially changed for america.  people are going to be very judgemental and on wild tears of accusational free range finger pointing.
Oh, so in homosexual speak "game... change" means "everything is exactly as it always was" and "penis" means "vagina"? What a rich, vibrant cultural history you fellows have!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 25, 2010, 08:24:36 pm
First off, what war is "brewing"?

Secondly, video game players are the future soldiers of America.  Our battles are fought with joysticks via computer screens in Virginia.  The draft is damn near obsolete.

i do believe korea 2.0.  and ground troops . . . are sexy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 25, 2010, 08:25:44 pm
i feel the game has officially changed for america.  people are going to be very judgemental and on wild tears of accusational free range finger pointing.
Oh, so in homosexual speak "game... change" means "everything is exactly as it always was" and "penis" means "vagina"? What a rich, vibrant cultural history you fellows have!

sometimes . . . you're weird.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on June 13, 2010, 11:10:57 pm
U.S. Identifies Vast Riches of Minerals in Afghanistan (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/14/world/asia/14minerals.html?hp)

WASHINGTON ? The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, far beyond any previously known reserves and enough to fundamentally alter the Afghan economy and perhaps the Afghan war itself, according to senior American government officials.

The previously unknown deposits ? including huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals like lithium ? are so big and include so many minerals that are essential to modern industry that Afghanistan could eventually be transformed into one of the most important mining centers in the world, the United States officials believe.

An internal Pentagon memo, for example, states that Afghanistan could become the ?Saudi Arabia of lithium,? a key raw material in the manufacture of batteries for laptops and Blackberries.

The vast scale of Afghanistan?s mineral wealth was discovered by a small team of Pentagon officials and American geologists. The Afghan government and President Hamid Karzai were recently briefed, American officials said.

While it could take many years to develop a mining industry, the potential is so great that officials and executives in the industry believe it could attract heavy investment even before mines are profitable, providing the possibility of jobs that could distract from generations of war.

?There is stunning potential here,? Gen. David H. Petraeus, commander of the United States Central Command, said in an interview on Saturday. ?There are a lot of ifs, of course, but I think potentially it is hugely significant.?

The value of the newly discovered mineral deposits dwarfs the size of Afghanistan?s existing war-bedraggled economy, which is based largely on opium production and narcotics trafficking as well as aid from the United States and other industrialized countries. Afghanistan?s gross domestic product is only about $12 billion.

?This will become the backbone of the Afghan economy,? said Jalil Jumriany, an adviser to the Afghan minister of mines.

American and Afghan officials agreed to discuss the mineral discoveries at a difficult moment in the war in Afghanistan. The American-led offensive in Marja in southern Afghanistan has achieved only limited gains. Meanwhile, charges of corruption and favoritism continue to plague the Karzai government, and Mr. Karzai seems increasingly embittered toward the White House.

So the Obama administration is hungry for some positive news to come out of Afghanistan. Yet the American officials also recognize that the mineral discoveries will almost certainly have a double-edged impact.

Instead of bringing peace, the newfound mineral wealth could lead the Taliban to battle even more fiercely to regain control of the country.

The corruption that is already rampant in the Karzai government could also be amplified by the new wealth, particularly if a handful of well-connected oligarchs, some with personal ties to the president, gain control of the resources. Just last year, Afghanistan?s minister of mines was accused by American officials of accepting a $30 million bribe to award China the rights to develop its copper mine. The minister has since been replaced.

Endless fights could erupt between the central government in Kabul and provincial and tribal leaders in mineral-rich districts. Afghanistan has a national mining law, written with the help of advisers from the World Bank, but it has never faced a serious challenge.

?No one has tested that law; no one knows how it will stand up in a fight between the central government and the provinces,? observed Paul A. Brinkley, undersecretary of defense and leader of the Pentagon team that discovered the deposits.

At the same time, American officials fear resource-hungry China will try to dominate the development of Afghanistan?s mineral wealth, which could upset the United States, given its heavy investment in the region. After winning the bid for its Aynak copper mine in Logar Province, China clearly wants more, American officials said.

Another complication is that because Afghanistan has never had much heavy industry before, it has little or no history of environmental protection either. ?The big question is, can this be developed in a responsible way, in a way that is environmentally and socially responsible?? Mr. Brinkley said. ?No one knows how this will work.?

With virtually no mining industry or infrastructure in place today, it will take decades for Afghanistan to exploit its mineral wealth fully. ?This is a country that has no mining culture,? said Jack Medlin, a geologist in the United States Geological Survey?s international affairs program. ?They?ve had some small artisanal mines, but now there could be some very, very large mines that will require more than just a gold pan.?

The mineral deposits are scattered throughout the country, including in the southern and eastern regions along the border with Pakistan that have had some of the most intense combat in the American-led war against the Taliban insurgency.

The Pentagon task force has already started trying to help the Afghans set up a system to deal with mineral development. International accounting firms that have expertise in mining contracts have been hired to consult with the Afghan Ministry of Mines, and technical data is being prepared to turn over to multinational mining companies and other potential foreign investors. The Pentagon is helping Afghan officials arrange to start seeking bids on mineral rights by next fall, officials said.

?The Ministry of Mines is not ready to handle this,? Mr. Brinkley said. ?We are trying to help them get ready.?

Like much of the recent history of the country, the story of the discovery of Afghanistan?s mineral wealth is one of missed opportunities and the distractions of war.

In 2004, American geologists, sent to Afghanistan as part of a broader reconstruction effort, stumbled across an intriguing series of old charts and data at the library of the Afghan Geological Survey in Kabul that hinted at major mineral deposits in the country. They soon learned that the data had been collected by Soviet mining experts during the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan in the 1980s, but cast aside when the Soviets withdrew in 1989.

During the chaos of the 1990s, when Afghanistan was mired in civil war and later ruled by the Taliban, a small group of Afghan geologists protected the charts by taking them home, and returned them to the Geological Survey?s library only after the American invasion and the ouster of the Taliban in 2001.

?There were maps, but the development did not take place, because you had 30 to 35 years of war,? said Ahmad Hujabre, an Afghan engineer who worked for the Ministry of Mines in the 1970s.

Armed with the old Russian charts, the United States Geological Survey began a series of aerial surveys of Afghanistan?s mineral resources in 2006, using advanced gravity and magnetic measuring equipment attached to an old Navy Orion P-3 aircraft that flew over about 70 percent of the country.

The data from those flights was so promising that in 2007, the geologists returned for an even more sophisticated study, using an old British bomber equipped with instruments that offered a three-dimensional profile of mineral deposits below the earth?s surface. It was the most comprehensive geologic survey of Afghanistan ever conducted.

The handful of American geologists who pored over the new data said the results were astonishing.

But the results gathered dust for two more years, ignored by officials in both the American and Afghan governments. In 2009, a Pentagon task force that had created business development programs in Iraq was transferred to Afghanistan, and came upon the geological data. Until then, no one besides the geologists had bothered to look at the information ? and no one had sought to translate the technical data to measure the potential economic value of the mineral deposits.

Soon, the Pentagon business development task force brought in teams of American mining experts to validate the survey?s findings, and then briefed Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates and Mr. Karzai.

So far, the biggest mineral deposits discovered are of iron and copper, and the quantities are large enough to make Afghanistan a major world producer of both, United States officials said. Other finds include large deposits of niobium, a soft metal used in producing superconducting steel, rare earth elements and large gold deposits in Pashtun areas of southern Afghanistan.

Just this month, American geologists working with the Pentagon team have been conducting ground surveys on dry salt lakes in western Afghanistan where they believe there are large deposits of lithium. Pentagon officials said that their initial analysis at one location in Ghazni Province showed the potential for lithium deposits as large of those of Bolivia, which now has the world?s largest known lithium reserves.

For the geologists who are now scouring some of the most remote stretches of Afghanistan to complete the technical studies necessary before the international bidding process is begun, there is a growing sense that they are in the midst of one of the great discoveries of their careers.

?On the ground, it?s very, very, promising,? Mr. Medlin said. ?Actually, it?s pretty amazing.?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on June 14, 2010, 09:52:44 am
darn you . . . i just read this, and was going to post it in here.   ;)

looks like we'll be destroying everything and everybody in that country now . . . "to protect our freedom."   i predict "a terrible accident happening, oh say like a hydrogen bomb going off."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 22, 2010, 01:01:46 am
had anyone here heard about the chem-trails conspiracy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrails).  it holds that the white tails of gas that we see behind planes in the sky are actually chemicals being sprayed on us.  by the government, of course.  to control our thought.  and stuff.

i was poking around the youtubes, and got on a prince kick.  one prince video led to another, until i stumbled upon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOGUqXRXPts

now i love prince, borderline worship him (but don't tell him that, he wouldn't approve), but JESUS H. CHRIST IN A CROCKPOT - that's pure fucking idiocy.  talk about searching for a conspiracy where there is none.

here, have some "Killer Chemtrails: The Shocking Truth", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psdg3OAw_a8. at least the soundtrack is good... little fluffy clouds!  and it's all connected to the New World Order: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8NmzfjIkI0

someone help me here.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on July 22, 2010, 07:18:10 am
You're a little too new to this board to remember the Square Clouds debates.

http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=11824.0

Try a search for it...some good threads came of this back in the day.

had anyone here heard about the chem-trails conspiracy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrails).  it holds that the white tails of gas that we see behind planes in the sky are actually chemicals being sprayed on us.  by the government, of course.  to control our thought.  and stuff.

i was poking around the youtubes, and got on a prince kick.  one prince video led to another, until i stumbled upon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOGUqXRXPts

now i love prince, borderline worship him (but don't tell him that, he wouldn't approve), but JESUS H. CHRIST IN A CROCKPOT - that's pure fucking idiocy.  talk about searching for a conspiracy where there is none.

here, have some "Killer Chemtrails: The Shocking Truth", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psdg3OAw_a8. at least the soundtrack is good... little fluffy clouds!  and it's all connected to the New World Order: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8NmzfjIkI0

someone help me here.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 22, 2010, 08:34:45 am
http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=11824.0

WOA, MAAAAAAN - sixth post of that page: doomie quotes the lyrics to "little fluffy clouds".  soundtrack to the second video i posted: little fluffy clouds - on the SIXTH page of this thread!!!  IT'S ALL RELATED.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 22, 2010, 06:36:42 pm
short and to the point . . . plus i'm sick and tired of hearing about the freefest.

for the last few years or so, the movie industry has assulted us with family friendly kids films.  i wonder why that is?  for the past few years what else has been going on in this country?  widespread acceptance of gay people / them getting married and having children.  the government is in control of the movie industry, forcing them to put out as many "normal" family friendly films as possible that strengthen the bonds of one man/one woman/2.5 kids gloriousness.  just like when the government controlled the movie industry of the fifties, forcing them to put out propaganda that told people if you smoke pot you will rape and kill people.

believe it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 22, 2010, 06:42:13 pm
the governmet is in control of the movie industry,

O RLY?

so The Government is to blame for all those bad rom-coms and remakes as of late?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 22, 2010, 06:43:36 pm
the governmet is in control of the movie industry,

O RLY?

so The Government is to blame for all those bad rom-coms and remakes as of late?

actually . . . kevin smith somehow is to blame.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: notme on July 22, 2010, 11:03:06 pm
when do we find out who killed jfk?  i remember hearing 50 years after his death.  that would be 2013.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on July 22, 2010, 11:15:04 pm
when do we find out who killed jfk?  i remember hearing 50 years after his death.  that would be 2013.

i still think jfk was oliver's greatest film.  the whole debate is up there on a list most think is too cliche to even discuss anymore.  maybe that was the original point.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on October 19, 2010, 10:18:38 am
ufos seen over chinese airport, three times.  then over manhattan.  now over richmond and el paso.  uhmm . . . . yeah.  start building your mountains out of mashed potatoes anytime now.

http://www.lanewsmonitor.com/news/UFO-Over-Texas-After-New-York---China--Whats-Really-Happening-1287431845/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtTl9cGrJc

http://www.wtvr.com/news/wtvr-fan-mystery-light-ufo,0,4194452.story
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 19, 2010, 11:11:44 am
There's UFO stories every week, believe me, I look. They just don't matter until it's a major city, these "lights"/"orbs" have been showing up for at least 2 decades and these dark "triangular" shaped ones have also been showing up more and more in the past 15 to 20 years. I think it's interesting how the UFOs have gone from disc shaped to triangular shaped since the birth of UFO sightings/reportings. There was an alleged day light crash of a giant triangular ship out in California, apparently crashed into the side of a mountain sometime around dusk.

People freak out, just wait until they start showing up daily over major cities.

I need more tin foil...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2010, 11:17:01 am
i think those lights are all part of a viral marketing campaign for that new "Skyline" movie (aka the Independence Day rip-off)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/
http://www.iamrogue.com/skyline
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 19, 2010, 11:22:21 am
I Honestly wouldn't be surprised. If it is, then it's genius. If not, then it's probably balloons.

Skyeline = rip off of ID4 = rip off of War of The Worlds


With alien movies, they're either friendly and cute [ET, Close Encounters] or they're evil Earth destroying bastards [every other god damn alien movie ever]

It's like romcoms.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on October 19, 2010, 11:28:42 am
DFA is on to something here.  I'd liek to see an alien movie where they either don't even contact humans at all and we both live in total isolation from each other, or one where they show up and are completely ambivalent to us, giving us the silent treatment for the whole film.  Genius!

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised. If it is, then it's genius. If not, then it's probably balloons.

Skyeline = rip off of ID4 = rip off of War of The Worlds


With alien movies, they're either friendly and cute [ET, Close Encounters] or they're evil Earth destroying bastards [every other god damn alien movie ever]

It's like romcoms.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: runwhiteyrun06 on October 19, 2010, 11:32:44 am
DFA is on to something here.  I'd liek to see an alien movie where they either don't even contact humans at all and we both live in total isolation from each other, or one where they show up and are completely ambivalent to us, giving us the silent treatment for the whole film.  Genius!

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised. If it is, then it's genius. If not, then it's probably balloons.

Skyeline = rip off of ID4 = rip off of War of The Worlds


With alien movies, they're either friendly and cute [ET, Close Encounters] or they're evil Earth destroying bastards [every other god damn alien movie ever]

It's like romcoms.

I can't think of literature or movies where this example is present, but the most likely scenario would seem to be a highly advanced race that doesn't interfere with us until we reached a certain social and technological level.

The universe is infinite, there is bound to be civilizations that are vastly beyond us.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 19, 2010, 11:36:05 am
DFA is on to something here.  I'd liek to see an alien movie where they either don't even contact humans at all and we both live in total isolation from each other, or one where they show up and are completely ambivalent to us, giving us the silent treatment for the whole film.  Genius!

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised. If it is, then it's genius. If not, then it's probably balloons.

Skyeline = rip off of ID4 = rip off of War of The Worlds


With alien movies, they're either friendly and cute [ET, Close Encounters] or they're evil Earth destroying bastards [every other god damn alien movie ever]

It's like romcoms.
How about one where we're the alien? Boom, Planet 51:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762125/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2010, 11:46:37 am
DFA is on to something here.  I'd liek to see an alien movie where they either don't even contact humans at all and we both live in total isolation from each other, or one where they show up and are completely ambivalent to us, giving us the silent treatment for the whole film.  Genius!

brilliant - have you been hanging out with Relaxer? ;D

I can't think of literature or movies where this example is present, but the most likely scenario would seem to be a highly advanced race that doesn't interfere with us until we reached a certain social and technological level.

star trek
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on October 19, 2010, 11:49:32 am
Runwhiteyrun06, are you familiar with the (Frank) Drake theory?

These definitely have nothing whatsoever to do with some marketing campaign. They've been all over the place for many, many decades. The media has just gotten much more friendly about actually reporting them without turning it into some opinionated point and laugh piece. Obviously, some are just mistaken objects such as balloons and such but a lot are something much, much different. A lot are probably just very highly secret 'black projects' which are more often thought to be so for the triangular types. Saw one of those in Delaware a couple years ago. And then there are those which are much, much more questionable that sometimes even have other very weird experiences involved with them. Not assuming anything on those including so much of the bs the media and powers that be try to insist are nothing but weather balloons. Total bs on that line of crap! The research is very extensive with some being quite good while some is just plane full of crap. Definitely makes for some very fun and interesting reading.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on October 19, 2010, 11:51:56 am
i wasn't serious about the marketing campaign thing.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: runwhiteyrun06 on October 19, 2010, 11:55:52 am
I know about the Drake equation, but I did not know until now that it only factored the Milky Way Galaxy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on October 19, 2010, 12:12:09 pm
The government is starting to put up all kinds of Big Brother drones so I suspect we'll hear about even more, although I think most of them tend to be fairly high altitude which won't really be noticed other than maybe at the odd times.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on October 19, 2010, 12:50:34 pm
DFA is on to something here.  I'd liek to see an alien movie where they either don't even contact humans at all and we both live in total isolation from each other, or one where they show up and are completely ambivalent to us, giving us the silent treatment for the whole film.  Genius!

brilliant - have you been hanging out with Relaxer? ;D

I can't think of literature or movies where this example is present, but the most likely scenario would seem to be a highly advanced race that doesn't interfere with us until we reached a certain social and technological level.

star trek

STNG episode (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708715/plotsummary)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on October 19, 2010, 12:59:49 pm
Then there are the parallel and inter-dimensional theories. Also, the hollow or inner Earth theories. And if you really want to go all out and combined all sorts of history and sciences, look into the theory about the Nazis and flying saucers in Antartica.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 19, 2010, 02:34:33 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1321751/After-New-York-UFO-sightings-explain-mirror-image-El-Paso.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Whoa. Invisible triangular shaped 'UFO' in daylight and at night.0 Great pics from all the recent ones in that article.




At any angle any lights could do this, i get it. Weird though anyway!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on October 25, 2010, 07:08:31 pm
yes, predictable.  both in actual occurence and yet another post.  but those earthquakes keep on rolling in as if to signal the not so niceties.  se v en point five.  we need an earthquake song thread.

here's one

all shook up - elvis.  he's full of conspiracy.  how fitting.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on October 28, 2010, 06:20:03 pm
(http://www.twilightearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monsanto_dvd.jpg)

they can control our (and countless others) government.  they make the vatican look like a dime store mom and pop enterprise.  soon they will control you.  and then we will become mutants and die.  the end, for real.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on October 28, 2010, 09:05:13 pm
Monsanto = EVIL!!!!!!!!

(http://www.utdallas.edu/~clo041000/devil-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on November 03, 2010, 05:07:41 pm
i don't want to go to dc anymore.  too scary.  the day will happen, and i don't want it to be on the day i decide to see a concert, take in a museum or go to a nice restaurant in the city, when the asshole(s) make the move.  the mall is shut down right now because of a suspicious vehicle.  i want everybody to be a clone of ronald mcdonald, wouldn't that be awesome.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 05, 2010, 09:26:42 am
Meh. Don't let the terrorists control your life.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2010, 10:36:45 am
they've already won.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on November 05, 2010, 11:12:22 am
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t66/adreamdeferred/dogs%20and%20cats%20funny/cat.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on November 19, 2010, 06:08:41 pm
wow . . . now i've gone and bummed myself out after watching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_TzIUlaQok&feature=player_embedded

about a year ago, i got "the universe" on blu ray, and man is it awesome.  the sun was the first episode i think.  they went heavy into the solar flares and sun spots that will be coming and how they can wipe out the world's electricity and satellites like bowling pins.  now i guess others all starting to talk.  what a ultimate donna downer.  could you survive?  how would you survive?  do you start to stockpile canned food now?  i have, sort of, already.  stockpile water?  gasoline?  everything we know in this country is tied to electricity.  bob from twin peaks wasn't kidding.  would we need to gather in groups to find common places to survive.  like in movies.  are all your dreams of the future now fucking shattered.  this is months or years they are talking if it happens . . . in 2012.  yes that year.  the year we are tired of hearing about thanks to those mayans.  no wonder the church wiped them out.  how long after the first dark night does the looting begin, the anarchy, the taking of anything anybody has due to the lack of a simple skill to rationaly get by?  how depressing.  no wonder zombies are all the rage again.  zombies can foreshadow.  maybe trent and daft punk can team up and do the soundtracks for the end of a lot of people.  and what if not the entire planet loses power.  what if china is in tact, or russia, or china and russia?  would they take over the world and enslave everyone making money useless and power the only currency?


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Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on November 20, 2010, 10:09:57 am
I guess you didn't go see DMB in Charlottesville  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on November 20, 2010, 01:12:56 pm
did you?  i thought people only went to dmb shows to pick up and screw half drunk, hot chicks who would like to be hippies . . . but think that way of life is disgusting and gross, even though they love wearing hemp necklaces and smoking pot.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on November 20, 2010, 01:14:56 pm
did you?  i thought people only went to dmb shows to pick up and screw half drunk, hot chicks who would like to be hippies . . . but think that way of life is disgusting and gross, even though they love wearing hemp necklaces and smoking pot.

ha, no I didn't go not a big fan of his, he is ok  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 01, 2010, 01:21:20 pm
wouldn't it be weird if julian assange . . . was really julian alleged computer fuckface?  he is missing from here as well.  just saying.

ooh, and this post was number one one one.  now i know something strange is afoot at the circle k.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 04, 2010, 12:44:12 am
wouldn't it be weird if julian assange . . . was really julian alleged computer fuckface?  he is missing from here as well.  just saying.

ooh, and this post was number one one one.  now i know something strange is afoot at the circle k.

Our Julian didn't rape (http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Sweden-issues-2nd-arrest-warrant-for-WikiLeaks-Assange--111289324.html) anyone though (as far as we know)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Mobius on December 04, 2010, 10:42:52 am
wouldn't it be weird if julian assange . . . was really julian alleged computer fuckface?  he is missing from here as well.  just saying.

ooh, and this post was number one one one.  now i know something strange is afoot at the circle k.

Post 111 posted on 12.01.2010 at 01:21:20.  Its like a code.  Clearly something is afoot.  But this Wikileaks guy doesn't wear Burberry, does he?

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 11, 2010, 11:35:45 am
Maybe they were right.

(Audio NSFW.)

McBanksterism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koY6kXhQDQo)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 11, 2010, 11:38:30 am
Our Julian didn't rape (http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Sweden-issues-2nd-arrest-warrant-for-WikiLeaks-Assange--111289324.html) anyone though (as far as we know)

Totally bogus charges. Of course, the rest of the world knows that now.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 11, 2010, 11:48:06 am
i feed squirrels peanuts everyday, because i like squirrels.  they are cute.  now there is one knocking on my window asking where are the peanuts.   so i open the door, hold out a handful of peanuts in my hand, and he takes two without any fear and runs off.  i feel that the squirels are forming gangs and having initiations that will one day involve beating me up for all the peanuts.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 11, 2010, 12:00:44 pm
Na. You'll just work out some really cool and secret handshake with your cute new little squirrely buddies.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4137/4816586837_930fb5cc5a.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 13, 2010, 08:27:48 am
Our Julian didn't rape (http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Sweden-issues-2nd-arrest-warrant-for-WikiLeaks-Assange--111289324.html) anyone though (as far as we know)

Totally bogus charges. Of course, the rest of the world knows that now.

I like how Assange's defenders have taken to trashing the credibility of the two real women behind those accusations... If Uncle Sam wanted to nail him, there are better ways to do it, and I think he is going to end up wishing that a Swedish jail is where his troubles end.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 13, 2010, 12:26:34 pm
Our Julian didn't rape (http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Sweden-issues-2nd-arrest-warrant-for-WikiLeaks-Assange--111289324.html) anyone though (as far as we know)

Totally bogus charges. Of course, the rest of the world knows that now.

I like how Assange's defenders have taken to trashing the credibility of the two real women behind those accusations... If Uncle Sam wanted to nail him, there are better ways to do it, and I think he is going to end up wishing that a Swedish jail is where his troubles end.

Julian Assange had sex with two Swedish groupies. When the groupies met, they decided to go to the police. Why would they do that? Well, all you have to is look at the history of one of the women, ?Sarah?:

An attractive blonde, Sarah was already a well-known ?radical feminist?. In her 30s, she had travelled the world following various fashionable causes.

While a research assistant at a local university she had not only been the protegee of a militant feminist ­academic, but held the post of ?campus sexual equity officer?. Fighting male discrimination in all forms, including sexual harassment, was her forte.

?

Earlier this year, Sarah is reported to have posted a telling entry on her website, which she has since removed. But a copy has been retrieved and widely circulated on the internet.

Entitled ?7 Steps to Legal Revenge?, it explains how women can use courts to get their own back on unfaithful lovers.

Step 7 says: ?Go to it and keep your goal in sight. Make sure your victim suffers just as you did.? (The highlighting of text is Sarah?s own.)

And this isn?t the first time that ?Sarah? ? real name Anna Ardin ? has made accusations of ?sexual molestation.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 13, 2010, 12:32:37 pm
Our Julian didn't rape (http://www.voanews.com/english/news/europe/Sweden-issues-2nd-arrest-warrant-for-WikiLeaks-Assange--111289324.html) anyone though (as far as we know)

Totally bogus charges. Of course, the rest of the world knows that now.

I like how Assange's defenders have taken to trashing the credibility of the two real women behind those accusations... If Uncle Sam wanted to nail him, there are better ways to do it, and I think he is going to end up wishing that a Swedish jail is where his troubles end.

Assange?s accuser is a Swedish woman who just happens to have been publishing her work in a well-funded, anti-Castro group, that just happens to have links with a group led by a man at least one journalist describes as an agent of the CIA: the violent secret arm of America?s foreign policy.

She also happens to have been expelled from Cuba, a nation who just happens to be a global symbol of successful defiance of American foreign policy.

Despite her work in Sweden for the human right of gender equity, in Cuba she just happened associated with a group openly supported by a CIA agent who himself who committed mass murder when he actively participated in the terrorist bombing of a jetliner carrying a Cuban sports team, in an act that was of a piece with America?s secret foreign policy of violent attacks against Cuban state interests.

This same Swedish woman just happens to have gone to Swedish authorities to report she had sex with Julian Assange sans a condom and her report that was used as for Interpol to issue a ?Red Notice? informing the world?s police forces of charges against Julian Assange.

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on December 13, 2010, 01:06:36 pm

They postponed yesterday's Giants/Vikings game to give Brett Favre one more day to rest his shoulder so he can keep his streak alive.  Sort of like when the Orioles canceled that game in '97 due to "electrical problems" when everyone knows Ripken's wife was caught with Kevin Costner and they delayed the game to keep Ripken's streak alive.

Come on.  The Metrodome is "unplayable"?  I'd like to see evidence of this so-called "snow storm."

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 13, 2010, 01:26:22 pm

They postponed yesterday's Giants/Vikings game to give Brett Favre one more day to rest his shoulder so he can keep his streak alive.  Sort of like when the Orioles canceled that game in '97 due to "electrical problems" when everyone knows Ripken's wife was caught with Kevin Costner and they delayed the game to keep Ripken's streak alive.

Come on.  The Metrodome is "unplayable"?  I'd like to see evidence of this so-called "snow storm."

Brian

i didn't know you read the christian science monitor.

http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Sports/2010/1212/Brett-Favre-Metrodome-collapse-gives-Vikings-QB-time-to-heal

and who builds a blow up dome anyway . . . how gay.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 13, 2010, 02:11:25 pm
Excellent work, Walkie! Not to mention, they had CONSENSUAL sex. You can look down on the man for his refusal to use a condom but the woman still agreed to have sex with him. It was only afterwards that the bitch turned on him. While he's not looking like the best guy to fool around with, that woman gives the rest of us a very bad name.

All the facts add up to the man being set up to be nabbed for anything they could get him on. Like how they used the IRS to nab Al Capone. Whether or not you like the guy, this is how all appears at this time. Some believe that he was working for that evil globalist bastard George Soros while others think that he was duped by him. Apparently, he did accept millions to run Wikileaks. Maybe not a smart move in hindsight.

-Edit-
Looks like a major international bitch fight (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337862/WikiLeaks-rape-victims-hidden-agendas---Ive-seen-proof-says-Assange-lawyer.html) in the making! If this is a jailable offence, then they'd need to build many, many more prisons for so many of our 'friends'. Maybe you too, Doom.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 13, 2010, 03:03:28 pm
if they could throw people in jail for bitch fights . . . i'd had life a long time ago.   ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 13, 2010, 03:03:39 pm
if they could throw people in jail for bitch fights . . . i'd had life a long time ago.   ;D

plus no parole, for double posts
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 13, 2010, 10:14:20 pm
It's sad to see Assange's supporters trashing women alleging rape, sadder still when I realize people I know would sink that low.  :(   Even Assange's other Wikileaks colleagues are now distancing themselves from him.

Anyway, Assange is eventually going to end up in a U.S. prison for espionage.   There's no need for something as crude as made-up rape charges.  Most people are focused on the publication of the stolen material, and concluding that is protected speech.  That is correct -- however, the crime lies not in the publication, it lies in the aiding/abetting of the theft of the material in the first place.  Pvt. Manning couldn't have done what he did without Assange, which is why both of them are going to suffer the same fate -- a long term in a U.S. cell.   

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on December 14, 2010, 01:29:55 pm
Michael Moore Bails Out Julian Assange - Literally (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-moore/why-im-posting-bail-money_b_796319.html)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on December 14, 2010, 01:32:10 pm
Michael Moore Loves Rapists

Michael Moore Bails Out Julian Assange - Literally (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-moore/why-im-posting-bail-money_b_796319.html)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 14, 2010, 06:39:48 pm
 ::)  The guy is not a rapist.  ::)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2010, 07:08:40 pm
maybe he meant michael moore love "rapists" as in rap-artists, seeing how julian has a rap sheet.  maybe he likes rap music too.  and maybe he likes those yummy orange julius drinks you used to be able to get at the mall.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on December 14, 2010, 07:15:59 pm
It's sad to see Assange's supporters trashing women alleging rape, sadder still when I realize people I know would sink that low.  :(   Even Assange's other Wikileaks colleagues are now distancing themselves from him.

Anyway, Assange is eventually going to end up in a U.S. prison for espionage.   There's no need for something as crude as made-up rape charges.  Most people are focused on the publication of the stolen material, and concluding that is protected speech.  That is correct -- however, the crime lies not in the publication, it lies in the aiding/abetting of the theft of the material in the first place.  Pvt. Manning couldn't have done what he did without Assange, which is why both of them are going to suffer the same fate -- a long term in a U.S. cell.   



Jesus.  You and Jaguar must not get laid.  Like, AT ALL.  I'm sure Walkie could probably help you out on that.  Christmas money, you know.

You both sound like this crazy bitch:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/interpol-the-worlds-datin_b_793033.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/interpol-the-worlds-datin_b_793033.html)

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2010, 07:33:01 pm
need sex for christmas?  yeah, i can help

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Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on December 14, 2010, 07:44:41 pm
Dear Brian,

Suspect a little projection (http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/478472/projection) on your part.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Merry Christmas!

Love;
Jaguar & Dr. Doom

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Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on December 15, 2010, 03:01:50 am
J'Accuse: Sweden, Britain, and Interpol Insult Rape Victims Worldwide
by Naomi Wolf
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/jaccuse-sweden-britain-an_b_795899.html

In other words: Never in twenty-three years of reporting on and supporting victims of sexual assault around the world have I ever heard of a case of a man sought by two nations, and held in solitary confinement without bail in advance of being questioned -- for any alleged rape, even the most brutal or easily proven. In terms of a case involving the kinds of ambiguities and complexities of the alleged victims' complaints -- sex that began consensually that allegedly became non-consensual when dispute arose around a condom -- please find me, anywhere in the world, another man in prison today without bail on charges of anything comparable.
(...)
It seems to send the message to women in the UK and Sweden that if you ever want anyone to take sex crime against you seriously, you had better be sure the man you accuse of wrongdoing has also happened to embarrass the most powerful government on earth.
(...)
Anyone who works in supporting women who have been raped knows from this grossly disproportionate response that Britain and Sweden, surely under pressure from the US, are cynically using the serious issue of rape as a fig leaf to cover the shameful issue of mafioso-like global collusion in silencing dissent. That is not the State embracing feminism. That is the State pimping feminism.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 15, 2010, 09:31:15 am
J'Accuse: Sweden, Britain, and Interpol Insult Rape Victims Worldwide
by Naomi Wolf
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/jaccuse-sweden-britain-an_b_795899.html

In other words: Never in twenty-three years of reporting on and supporting victims of sexual assault around the world have I ever heard of a case of a man sought by two nations, and held in solitary confinement without bail in advance of being questioned -- for any alleged rape, even the most brutal or easily proven. In terms of a case involving the kinds of ambiguities and complexities of the alleged victims' complaints -- sex that began consensually that allegedly became non-consensual when dispute arose around a condom -- please find me, anywhere in the world, another man in prison today without bail on charges of anything comparable.
(...)
It seems to send the message to women in the UK and Sweden that if you ever want anyone to take sex crime against you seriously, you had better be sure the man you accuse of wrongdoing has also happened to embarrass the most powerful government on earth.
(...)
Anyone who works in supporting women who have been raped knows from this grossly disproportionate response that Britain and Sweden, surely under pressure from the US, are cynically using the serious issue of rape as a fig leaf to cover the shameful issue of mafioso-like global collusion in silencing dissent. That is not the State embracing feminism. That is the State pimping feminism.

ahh . . . who cares.  i wasted enough of my oxygen on dickheads like you.  what a miserable fuck you are.  i'd hate to have the honour of calling you mine.  your mother must be so proud of everything you've become in life.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on December 16, 2010, 01:01:59 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wikileaks.png)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on December 16, 2010, 01:06:10 am
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/12/340x_krismussswedder.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on December 16, 2010, 08:22:37 pm
(http://www.nostate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Wikileaks-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 04, 2011, 12:48:36 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/03/arkansas.falling.birds/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Nothing on the birds and fish?

Invisible UFO. Eye witnesses said they heard a loud boom before the birds started falling. Like a transformer exploding or something.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 04, 2011, 02:30:32 pm
it happened again.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40904491/ns/us_news-environment/

i think the 'fireworks for the new year celebration' theory just got debunked, since this happened three days after the first incident.  with the "biblical" floods in australia, mass downloading of songs off the internet and now this, one may turn to the end of times idealism; i mean we are less than two years from knowing what if anything will happen on december twenty-first, twenty twelve.  perhaps invisible objects are to blame, but from having countless birds collide into my windows . . . one would find mainly head and beak trauma, not mainly breast trauma like these birds suffered.  but then again what do i know, i listen to widespread panic.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 04, 2011, 03:32:48 pm
Dunno the credibility of this site, but my friend just sent it to me *shrug*

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/336/601/10,000s_of_Birds_found_dead_in_Manitoba.html

It's over, pack it up.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 04, 2011, 04:14:45 pm
people are now claiming that this all has something to do with the government releasing bird flu and john wheeler's death.  now . . . it is getting good!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 04, 2011, 05:43:43 pm
The 930 forum has cooties.  What else would explain why it's not included in club social media queries
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 08:47:24 am
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40921795/ns/us_news-environment/

now in sweden.  i wonder what the excuse will be this time?

plus

http://www.petside.com/petsideblog/2011/01/dead-birds-and-fish-in-arkansas-explanations-abound.php

and

http://www.centredaily.com/2011/01/05/2433714/large-fish-kill-reported-in-chesapeake.html

all of this within one week of one another.  anybody see that episode of smallville where lex luther was testing some equipment underwater that produced sonic waves as a new age weapon . . . but killed all surrounded fish in the area.  "they'll always be more fish," i think is what he said.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 05, 2011, 10:01:28 am
Also more birds in Kentucky... (http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html)

... and tons of dead fish awash in Brazil. (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parana-online.com.br%2Feditoria%2Fcidades%2Fnews%2F502434%2F%3Fnoticia%3DMORTANDADE%2BMISTERIOSA%2BDE%2BPEIXES%2BNO%2BLITORAL&act=url)

Then there are all the dead clowns in Mexico. (http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/news/clowns-killed-in-alleged-drug-gang-hit-in-mexico-dpgonc-20110105-fc_11308720)

This poor bird was arrested!!! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344019/Vulture-tagged-Israeli-scientists-flies-Saudi-Arabia-arrested-spy.html)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 05, 2011, 10:11:36 am
Is it possible that this has SOMETHING to do with the mass amounts of oil still floating around in the ocean?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 05, 2011, 10:26:30 am
Is it possible that this has SOMETHING to do with the mass amounts of oil still floating around in the ocean?

I've been thinking that about the fish but more so because of all of that horribly toxic Corexit than the oil. Of course, the oil is pretty bad too but the Corexit is even more toxic.

Though I had suspected the Corexit at first with all of the birds, I then thought differently once I found out that the birds had their insides pulverized. That wouldn't be due to a toxin. That sounds more like some sort of wave action like total sonic annihilation. Maybe from cell phone towers, the HAARP project or possibly some weird electro-magnetic disturbance.

Not sure if the birds and fish are related but the timing would make it seem so. Honestly don't know.

Wouldn't be surprised in the least if either of those corporations from Hell, Monsanto and Halliburton, are somehow involved. Not enough info at this stage to know much else yet though.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 05, 2011, 12:18:46 pm
Some viral marketing from JJ Abrams perhaps...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on January 05, 2011, 02:51:10 pm
In surely the creepiest of the first news stories in 2011 is the Arkansas dead bird phenomenon. On New Year's Eve Day, more than 3,000 dead birds, mostly red-winged blackbirds, were found scattering streets, yards, and rooftops in Beebe, Arkansas, and no one knows why.

Officials are guessing it's weather related, like lightning or high atmosphere hail, but what if it's something worse? Like the all-new bird flu or some awful man-made environmental mess?

Or, and I won't claim to be any sort of Bible expert, what if this is beginning of the end of the world?

Here are few well-known mentions about birds, in reference to the end of the world, from the Bible:

Ezekiel 38:20

The fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground.

Hosea 4

Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites, because the LORD has a charge to bring against you who live in the land: "There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land dries up, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea are swept away ..."

Zephaniah 1:3

"I will sweep away both men and animals; I will sweep away the birds of the air and the fish of the sea. The wicked will have only heaps of rubble when I cut off man from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.

Revelation 19:17
And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God" ...

Revelation 19:21

But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh ...

So far we have the 100,000 dead fish, 3,000 dead birds, and the earth trembling in Indiana of all places. Should we be worried? I mean, those who have faith are not worried, but what about everyone else?

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on January 05, 2011, 08:06:02 pm
The birds and all the other die-offs are the result of the insanely fucked-up environment.  Not to be a Doomster, but there is really no hope at this point.   Driving a Prius and installing a CFL bulb isn't going to cut it.   It's simply too late.

Biblical prophecy is a giant crock, though.   If you take a bunch of primitive minds from thousands of years ago, and have them ponder the end of the world and think up the scariest shit they could imagine happening,and then write it down, that's what you'd get.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 05, 2011, 09:16:56 pm
the bible mentions birds.
the bible describes the end of the world.
birds are dying.
==> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE REPENT SINNERS REPENT!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 05, 2011, 10:13:49 pm
the bible mentions birds.
the bible describes the end of the world.
birds are dying.
==> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE REPENT SINNERS REPENT!!!

you forgot something . . .

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7pAHc44aFl0/TM4SEvB7QAI/AAAAAAAAAfE/NdN5XIoNqEw/s1600/funny-pictures-four-lolcats-of-the-apocalypse.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on January 05, 2011, 10:30:59 pm
Man, I thought for sure this post would've been how the birds that originally lived on U Street (y'konw, before it was all safe and gentrified) could totally have survive mass dying.  That or how hardcore totally isn't nearly as awesome as hardcore from 40 years ago.

The birds and all the other die-offs are the result of the insanely fucked-up environment.  Not to be a Doomster, but there is really no hope at this point.   Driving a Prius and installing a CFL bulb isn't going to cut it.   It's simply too late.

Biblical prophecy is a giant crock, though.   If you take a bunch of primitive minds from thousands of years ago, and have them ponder the end of the world and think up the scariest shit they could imagine happening,and then write it down, that's what you'd get.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on January 06, 2011, 01:18:06 pm
If you are not worried about the recent explosion in mass deaths of animal in "isolated" locations, you may be after seeing this map presenting the pan-global graveyeard of inexplicable mass deaths, which far from isolated, are literally taking the world by storm. Did the Mayans forget to carry the zero?


http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201817256339889828327.0004991bca25af104a22b

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 06, 2011, 01:27:12 pm
^ I was looking at this map last night. Helps you to see potential geographic trends.

Then there was the massive crab feast with sides of starfish and lobsters in the UK (http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/916503--40-000-crabs-join-slew-of-animal-death-mysteries).

Can't forget all those poor bees dying off all over the planet (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/beekeeping/8050583/Study-finds-causes-of-Colony-Collapse-Disorder-in-bees.html). This is only one of the locations. It's been going on worldwide for several years now.


Now if we could only find a way to off all those nasty rats, roaches and bedbugs!!! They all seem to be very resilient.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on January 06, 2011, 01:45:40 pm
5,000 birds is nothin, try 2 million fishies

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 06, 2011, 03:17:05 pm
as much fun as it is to spin a conspiracy story, all the fish and ocean-related articles i've read (and several land-bird ones as well) have put forth either poison or changing weather patterns as the cause.  but not all land birds can be explained so there's still hope for a nepharious government/corporate/military plan there.

i'm with dr. doom on this one: on the whole, the mass kills are symptoms of one very fucked up planet.  classic tipping points.  you add one more straw - a cold snap, el nina, a toxin that usually wouldn't much affect a healthy population - and crack goes the camel's back. 

i feel that all the talk of "aliens did it and the government is covering it up!!" diminishes the importance of what is a really scary development.  this isn't a joke.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 06, 2011, 03:41:02 pm
As one who studies UFOlogy, I'm not really seeing or hearing much in the way of blaming the aliens for these. For the most part, most are pretty much in line with the reasons you've stated above. Except for all those pulverized birds. That one has an extra level of oddness... and there is no way that lightning, hail or fireworks were the cause as the media liars are trying to have us believe.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 06, 2011, 04:15:01 pm
maybe this is revenge for that horrible angrybirds game. 

and i like how sweetcell thinks that his theories are correct and anybody else is wrong and thinks, acts like this a joke.  like downloading.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 06, 2011, 04:29:42 pm
Uh, oh.

(http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/6/4/b640556014.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 06, 2011, 05:50:01 pm
As one who studies UFOlogy, I'm not really seeing or hearing much in the way of blaming the aliens for these.

this site (http://www.huliq.com/10282/ufo-community-links-recent-bird-wildlife-deaths-alien-technology) claims that members of MUFON have been given guidance to investigators on how UFOs might be involved in the bird deaths, but there isn't anything official on MUFON's website (http://www.mufon.com/archive.html).  otherwise i've mostly seen mention of "other people's theories" that include aliens.  for example, the guardian wrote (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8244061/Bird-deaths-is-it-the-end-of-the-world.html) "The lack of apparent detail for the reasons behind this avian and aquatic carnage has generated countless theories, ranging from the changing of the earth?s magnetic poles to, a governmental plot and, naturally, aliens."  so someone out there is putting forth a connection, although probably not a credible one.
 
Except for all those pulverized birds. That one has an extra level of oddness... and there is no way that lightning, hail or fireworks were the cause as the media liars are trying to have us believe.

yeah, those still need explanation.  "the birds panicked and hit each other, causing all that internal damage" doesn't make sense.

maybe this is revenge for that horrible angrybirds game. 

lol.  best comment yet ;D

and i like how sweetcell thinks that his theories are correct and anybody else is wrong and thinks, acts like this a joke. 

addmittedly, having science on one's side puts them in an awkward position... this call for a pot of tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot#Contemporary_usage) (and a shave).

maybe my use of "joke" was too strong.  i think "irresponsible escapism" is more like it. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 06, 2011, 05:50:37 pm
Uh, oh.

no worries.  i don't attack unarmed people, i don't steal candy from babies, and i won't argue with walkonby about anything with a logical explanation.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 06, 2011, 05:54:14 pm
Uh, oh.

no worries.  i don't attack unarmed people, i don't steal candy from babies, and i won't argue with walkonby about anything with a logical explanation.

you make me feel . . . like a natural woman.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 06, 2011, 06:25:49 pm

maybe my use of "joke" was too strong.  i think "irresponsible escapism" is more like it. 
I'll buy this, because no matter what [global rape, most likely] it is very scary stuff.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 06, 2011, 08:19:09 pm
As one who studies UFOlogy, I'm not really seeing or hearing much in the way of blaming the aliens for these.

this site (http://www.huliq.com/10282/ufo-community-links-recent-bird-wildlife-deaths-alien-technology) claims that members of MUFON have been given guidance to investigators on how UFOs might be involved in the bird deaths, but there isn't anything official on MUFON's website (http://www.mufon.com/archive.html).  otherwise i've mostly seen mention of "other people's theories" that include aliens.  for example, the guardian wrote (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8244061/Bird-deaths-is-it-the-end-of-the-world.html) "The lack of apparent detail for the reasons behind this avian and aquatic carnage has generated countless theories, ranging from the changing of the earth?s magnetic poles to, a governmental plot and, naturally, aliens."  so someone out there is putting forth a connection, although probably not a credible one.

That's why I left a bit of wiggle room because there are always some who suspect the aliens being the cause for everything. As of yet, have heard only a tiny bit attributed to them by the sorts who are into this stuff. I use to be very much directly involved with MUFON years ago but lost contact with them once I moved into other circles of friends and interests. Thanks for that first link. Not familiar with that site at all but plan to check it out a bit more later. (Only skimmed the article as of yet.)

Now here's the part that just freaked me out:
"In fact, MUFON is tracking UFO sightings near Elista, the capital of the Republic of Kalmykia in southern Russia. According to reports, more than 200 people in Elista reported UFO sightings over a ten-day period beginning Dec. 22, 2010."

Last night, after I checked out that map of massive kill offs, I then decided to have a little fun exploring the planet a bit. (I've always loved maps since I was a very young child.) Decided to try to find Elista and Kalmykia!!!! Mind you, I had heard nothing whatsoever of these sightings. Nothing whatsoever. It was just a very small place that I knew only a little about and decided that that was where I was going to go do some exploring.

Maybe the aliens just wanted to play chess.

Wouldn't it be something if, after all is said and done, that we find out that the aliens are somehow involved and that it all ties in with the Bible's prediction of the Apocalypse? (No, I am not saying I'm buying it but I do always prefer to keep an open mind. That all comes with being very right brained. There is just no way that we, or any group of well trained scientists, know it all yet. Besides, I was right about water on the moon and they were wrong. LOL. I'll keep my mind door cautiously open.)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on January 06, 2011, 09:36:37 pm
Man, I thought for sure this post would've been how the birds that originally lived on U Street (y'konw, before it was all safe and gentrified) could totally have survive mass dying.  That or how hardcore totally isn't nearly as awesome as hardcore from 40 years ago.

Man, I thought for sure this post would've been about what a giant douchenozzle you are... but it turns out, it was!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on January 06, 2011, 09:40:00 pm
you forgot something . . .


those cats look badass!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on January 11, 2011, 08:50:56 pm
today is one, one one, one one.

oh yeah . . . and this

http://jezebel.com/5730482/wingnut-says-gays-in-military-caused-mass-bird-deaths
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on January 11, 2011, 11:29:19 pm
today is one, one one, one one.

oh yeah . . . and this

http://jezebel.com/5730482/wingnut-says-gays-in-military-caused-mass-bird-deaths

Saw that earlier and all I could think was that she not only puts the 'nut' but also the 'wing' in 'wingnut'! Bet she also worships at the Westbourgh (sp?) Baptist Church.

Oh, and by the way, a HIGH FIVE to you today! (Count 'em up.)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on February 08, 2011, 08:47:08 am
Amazing Julian Assange quote, regarding Wikileaks' publishing the names of Afghan informants and thereby putting their lives at risk:

"Well, they're informants," he said, according to the journalists' account. "So, if they get killed, they've got it coming to them. They deserve it."



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/04/AR2011020405201.html?sid=ST2011020407315
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on February 08, 2011, 09:31:09 am
Oh, shit. LOL. Score one for Dr. Doom!  :D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on February 24, 2011, 12:13:53 pm
i don't know why this hit me today . . . but what is up with april 20th?  is it the day itself, or the numbers?  is it the 4, which is the symbolic number of death?  is 20 a derivative of satan?  it is day 110 (which 1+1= 2, then the 0) and on leap years it is day 111.  you have the birth of an austrian monster, you have a day to celebrate the mental control / lung cancer of many, you have a horrible school shooting that changed the ways kids act in class, you have one of the worst oil spills in history that we've yet to see the real long term damage from, you have the start of the french revolution, robert e lee begins command of the south, the ludlow massacre, the failed bay of pigs invasion, plus others. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 01, 2011, 12:46:38 pm
i don't know why this hit me today . . . but what is up with april 20th?  is it the day itself, or the numbers?  is it the 4, which is the symbolic number of death?  is 20 a derivative of satan?  it is day 110 (which 1+1= 2, then the 0) and on leap years it is day 111.  you have the birth of an austrian monster, you have a day to celebrate the mental control / lung cancer of many, you have a horrible school shooting that changed the ways kids act in class, you have one of the worst oil spills in history that we've yet to see the real long term damage from, you have the start of the french revolution, robert e lee begins command of the south, the ludlow massacre, the failed bay of pigs invasion, plus others. 
Everyone's high. Fucking dopers.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on March 22, 2011, 10:12:44 pm
Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Chavez-says-capitalism-may-rb-3915449179.html?x=0&.v=1)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on May 05, 2011, 04:20:10 pm
Government Plans to Install Tracking Devices in Every Car (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 05, 2011, 04:42:38 pm
Government Plans to Install Tracking Devices in Every Car (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)

If you carry your iPhone in your car it's already in!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 05, 2011, 05:22:21 pm
Government Plans to Install Tracking Devices in Every Car (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)

This is actually old news, or old plans. Heard about this 15 years ago. Bunch of bastards! The Low Jack already does stuff like this as well as EZ Passes. At least, they are already set up to do so once they get the full infrastructure in place. They also work in conjunction with all those cameras all over the place which was a plan created by the Pentagon to force us all into a grid.

Also saw about Obama's 'new' plan of taxing us PER MILE!!! Not fully fair to solely blame him though since, as I mentioned, they've had this planned too for many years.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on May 05, 2011, 05:24:03 pm
I have no problem letting the gov't know where I'm driving at all times if it gets me through Bay Bridge traffic faster.

Government Plans to Install Tracking Devices in Every Car (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)

This is actually old news, or old plans. Heard about this 15 years ago. Bunch of bastards! The Low Jack already does stuff like this as well as EZ Passes. At least, they are already set up to do so once they get the full infrastructure in place. They also work in conjunction with all those cameras all over the place which was a plan created by the Pentagon to force us all into a grid.

Also saw about Obama's 'new' plan of taxing us PER MILE!!! Not fully fair to solely blame him though since, as I mentioned, they've had this planned too for many years.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 05, 2011, 05:34:14 pm
^ Be careful what you say or wish for. All depends on what they choose to do with the many possibilities and not all would please you. "Ah, Mr. NKOTB. We tracked you at this location at (said time). Then at (this location) and (yet another time). The posted speed limits are (fill in the blanks). That means that you were traveling 20 miles over the speed limit between (such and such) and 25 miles over the speed limit between (here and there)." BUSTED! Or, at least, a ticket (maybe TWO!) for your extra good timing.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: BookerT on May 05, 2011, 05:57:37 pm
Government Plans to Install Tracking Devices in Every Car (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)

This is actually old news, or old plans. Heard about this 15 years ago.

and you've just been sitting on this info the entire time?! and you were going to alert us WHEN?!?! jeez...

i thought we had a community here.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 05, 2011, 06:13:00 pm
It's been out there for those who know where to look. We just get lambasted when we try to inform others so why bother with those who refuse to what to know?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on May 05, 2011, 06:31:54 pm
Also saw about Obama's 'new' plan of taxing us PER MILE!!! 

The White House has dismissed the proposal as an early draft not formally circulated within the administration and not representing the views of Barack Obama.

?This is not an administration proposal,? a White House spokesman said. ?This is not a bill supported by the administration.

?This was an early working draft proposal that was never formally circulated within the administration, does not taken into account the advice of the President?s senior advisers, economic team or Cabinet officials, and does not represent the views of the President.?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384004/Per-mile-car-tax-idea-make-lost-petrol-revenue-dismissed-White-House.html#ixzz1LWHlBHlK

However.....

(http://media.economist.com/images/images-magazine/2011/04/30/us/20110430_usc641.gif)

We have an infrastructure problem and need some solution (http://www.economist.com/node/18620944?story_id=18620944) to afford a fix.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 05, 2011, 07:02:03 pm
Here's the article that I saw:

Obama administration floats draft plan to tax cars by the mile (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile)


As I mentioned, this is something that they (the globalists) have decided a long time ago that they've wanted to do to us. I first heard about it about 15 years ago. They know they can't just pull this sort of stuff on us over night so they ease it all it. That's the Fabian Socialist method. Slow boil the frogs.

With that said, you ought to know by now that whatever Obama says always ends up being the exact opposite from whatever the truth is or what he actually does. You can only cry wolf so many times before others wise up.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on May 05, 2011, 07:18:33 pm
I should have known better than to click this thread....

I will return to ignoring this thread.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on May 05, 2011, 07:39:04 pm
I think I saw the Fabian Socialist Method at Metro Cafe. Didn't they open for the Stratford 4?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 05, 2011, 08:45:56 pm
It's been out there for those who know where to look. We just get lambasted when we try to inform others so why bother with those who refuse to what to know?

the stories are ignored because the signal to noise ratio is so low.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 06, 2011, 12:23:58 am
^ The masses are intentionally lied to and kept out of the loop. Most are too pre-occupied with sports, music, day to day life, etc. and are not bothered enough to find out what is going on all around them (ie, dumbed down - asleep). They are waking up though and educating themselves and the tide is turning. More of the masses are seeing and understanding for themselves. Not falling for the lies as easily as they use to. Of course, many still have their radars turned off and are in complete denial. Thing is, that doesn't negate that this stuff is going on all around them. Attacking the messengers still doesn't change what the sheep refuse to see.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on May 06, 2011, 08:35:37 am
No worries.  My wife doesn't let me speed.

^ Be careful what you say or wish for. All depends on what they choose to do with the many possibilities and not all would please you. "Ah, Mr. NKOTB. We tracked you at this location at (said time). Then at (this location) and (yet another time). The posted speed limits are (fill in the blanks). That means that you were traveling 20 miles over the speed limit between (such and such) and 25 miles over the speed limit between (here and there)." BUSTED! Or, at least, a ticket (maybe TWO!) for your extra good timing.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on May 06, 2011, 09:05:07 am
^ The masses are intentionally lied to and kept out of the loop. Most are too pre-occupied with sports, music, day to day life, etc. and are not bothered enough to find out what is going on all around them (ie, dumbed down - asleep). They are waking up though and educating themselves and the tide is turning. More of the masses are seeing and understanding for themselves. Not falling for the lies as easily as they use to. Of course, many still have their radars turned off and are in complete denial. Thing is, that doesn't negate that this stuff is going on all around them. Attacking the messengers still doesn't change what the sheep refuse to see.

You forgot Radiohead releases and Neil Young tickets.

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 06, 2011, 10:23:51 am
As I mentioned, this is something that they (the globalists) have decided a long time ago that they've wanted to do to us.

 :o

watch out for the contrails....
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 06, 2011, 11:13:56 am
(http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf234D8RNtiwARO5WBQx./SIG=12d1v73jc/EXP=1304723576/**http%3a//www.cameron-site.co.uk/bbc/images/3wisemonkeys.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 06, 2011, 09:44:02 pm
^ The masses are intentionally lied to and kept out of the loop. Most are too pre-occupied with sports, music, day to day life, etc. and are not bothered enough to find out what is going on all around them (ie, dumbed down - asleep). They are waking up though and educating themselves and the tide is turning. More of the masses are seeing and understanding for themselves. Not falling for the lies as easily as they use to. Of course, many still have their radars turned off and are in complete denial. Thing is, that doesn't negate that this stuff is going on all around them. Attacking the messengers still doesn't change what the sheep refuse to see.

You forgot Radiohead releases and Neil Young tickets.

Brian

You are correct! My mistake.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 14, 2011, 11:04:22 am
why can't people just believe the idea of a subconspiracy theory about osama / nine eleven / inside job . . . and how they all worked together to get it done.  not one cell can truly function alone.  it is the simple "mafia godfather" move where the guy on top (our government) never actually commits any crime but rather has underlings who are being played and treated well until its time to fuck them over and cut them loose, who do all the actions and those people have underlings under them to do their commands.  Everybody wants to be in the mafia.  darn you italy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on May 14, 2011, 02:01:29 pm
The problem with many conspiracy people is they often have very little idea how the government and/or human nature work. The idea is laughable that there's this vast network of people who are all in complete agreement, have no egos, have no temptation to be honored for their acts, and can keep secret plans that would require extensive planning, budget/money, personnel and execution. And to think that there's some coordinated secret agreement among business, government, military and media is the result of watching a lot of movies, in my opinion.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 14, 2011, 03:12:13 pm
but everybody is making lots of money and obtaining more and more power from everything that has happened.  they still are making money and obtaining power.  you don't think money and power are powerful forces?  people have done a lot worse throughout history than the number of people who died on nine eleven, for just the power part.  people give too much "sacred trust" in their governments.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on May 14, 2011, 06:27:22 pm
but everybody is making lots of money and obtaining more and more power from everything that has happened.  they still are making money and obtaining power.  you don't think money and power are powerful forces?  people have done a lot worse throughout history than the number of people who died on nine eleven, for just the power part.  people give too much "sacred trust" in their governments.

people are opportunistic, and times of chaos are always profitable for some.   U.S. companies profited massively off of World War II -- by your logic, the U.S. Government created Hitler.

(Bracing myself for you or Jaguar to tell me they did.)

in other news...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/13/us-binladen-porn-idUSTRE74C4RK20110513
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 15, 2011, 11:03:04 pm
Jag - do you consider yourself a Sovereign Citizen?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 17, 2011, 02:04:11 am
Jag - do you consider yourself a Sovereign Citizen?

No.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 17, 2011, 11:11:19 am
Jag - do you consider yourself a Sovereign Citizen?

No.

conspiracy theories seem like a slippery slope.  where do you draw a line?  based on your scientific / technical knowledge / research?  gut-based assessment of the message or messengers?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 17, 2011, 12:34:03 pm
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

That other thread was locked. Take that as a big hint that it's not meant to be carried over to other threads.

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on May 17, 2011, 10:04:27 pm
sovereign citizens and truthers... all part of the same addled millieu.

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 17, 2011, 11:56:35 pm
that other thread was stupid, this is civil
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: James Ford on May 18, 2011, 07:53:45 am
I blame the banksters.


That other thread was locked.

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 18, 2011, 09:35:38 am
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

Many of the theories you espouse have been thoroughly debunked by impartial parties.  Is this not "real research"?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 10:11:14 am
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

Many of the theories you espouse have been thoroughly debunked by impartial parties.  Is this not "real research"?


On the contrary. Most of the theories you claim to debunk these theories have been debunked as nothing but disinfo.

Stop trying to lock pick!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on May 18, 2011, 10:26:44 am

On the contrary. Most of the theories you claim to debunk these theories have been debunked as nothing but disinfo.

Stop trying to lock pick!

I've never scored weed as good as this post.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 10:30:18 am
Hey, Relaxer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQT1Ko8SIGM)  :-\
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 18, 2011, 10:38:35 am
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

Many of the theories you espouse have been thoroughly debunked by impartial parties.  Is this not "real research"?


On the contrary. Most of the theories you claim to debunk these theories have been debunked as nothing but disinfo.

this gets back to my basic question of how you decide between theories - the lizard people "theory" has been debunked, and presumably people dispute such debunking - so why don't you believe in the lizard people?  if you don't believe in them, are you buying into the corporate party line for that matter, but not others?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 10:54:49 am
Forget it Hoya! You are arguing solely for the sake of arguing.

The world is not just all black and white, left and right, up and down. It's much more dynamic than that with many, many aspects to take into account. If you insist on lumping all things together in an over-simplified one or the other, than your mind set thinks way too small to understand how to take every and anything separately with a discerning thought process to evaluate them each on their own merits.

You know, by your reasoning, that's like assuming that just because someone likes music, they automatically assume that they like Roxy Music, Billy Ray Cyrus, Miles Davis, Madonna, Black Sabbath and My Bloody Valentine equally. Hey, they like music. The MUST like all music. That's exactly what you are doing.

Again, please STOP LOCK PICKING!!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on May 18, 2011, 11:00:03 am
i wasn't arguing, merely asking questions, and i got my answer ... thanks!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 18, 2011, 11:15:16 am

On the contrary. Most of the theories you claim to debunk these theories have been debunked as nothing but disinfo.

Stop trying to lock pick!

I've never scored weed as good as this post.

oh....I think you have. Frequently.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on May 18, 2011, 11:20:05 am
Ooh sick burn Frank Gallagher. You can read me like a book!!!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on May 18, 2011, 11:33:40 am
thank you for soothing the thread back into place, mister gallagher.  how conspiratory of you.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 18, 2011, 11:53:26 am
I do what I can....


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/52800000/jpg/_52800054__dsc1085.jpg)

This proves my conspiracy....no matter what, they are pink!!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 18, 2011, 12:41:09 pm
Again, please STOP LOCK PICKING!!!!

jag, excellent analogy.  hoya is trying to discuss with you and present validated proof... but your mind is closed like a safe.  "lock picking" makes perfect sense.  he'd better stop, lest he succeed and open your mind.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 12:43:20 pm
Again, please STOP LOCK PICKING!!!!

jag, excellent analogy.  hoya is trying to discuss with you and present validated proof... but your mind is closed like a safe.  "lock picking" makes perfect sense.  he'd better stop, lest he succeed and open your mind.

You really don't get it, do you? Stop playing dumb... or are you really that clueless to not understand that this discussion was locked and not meant to be carried over elsewhere.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: godsshoeshine on May 18, 2011, 12:46:54 pm
yes, please stop questioning us and fall in line guys
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 01:11:29 pm
No, I HAVE done my questioning and research and refusing to acquiesce because several people around here resort to name calling and ignorant assaults.

We've been over and over and over various issues in that other thread and neither of us can be swayed. That's each of our prerogatives, something a few of you refuse to accept. That thread was ended for a reason and a good one at that. Questioning here any further, even on an even keeled level, reopens up that thread, albeit, in a different one. Real shame that I have to explain that but it really shouldn't surprise me with some of you. It's nothing but sport to some of you and all you are looking for is a bloodbath.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on May 18, 2011, 01:12:21 pm
obama was bon in the USA!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 01:13:33 pm
Hey, Hutch! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQT1Ko8SIGM)  :-\
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on May 18, 2011, 01:41:53 pm
https://donate.barackobama.com/page/contribute/o2012-made-in-the-usa-shirt-zmor

obama was bon in the USA!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 18, 2011, 02:22:28 pm
yes, please stop questioning us and fall in line guys

Some of you already have...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGr1JFCnE
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on May 18, 2011, 02:42:57 pm
yes, please stop questioning us and fall in line guys

Some of you already have...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGr1JFCnE

I was expecting this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSPiREzjZU), especially from you.  ;)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: godsshoeshine on May 18, 2011, 03:19:32 pm
yes, please stop questioning us and fall in line guys

Some of you already have...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGr1JFCnE
i know youre not talking about me. i'm on jag's side
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 18, 2011, 03:49:13 pm
yes, please stop questioning us and fall in line guys

Some of you already have...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGr1JFCnE
i know youre not talking about me. i'm on jag's side

No sir......they know who they are, but probably denying it, just like everything else.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: godsshoeshine on May 18, 2011, 03:51:10 pm
silly minions of the lizard people
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on May 18, 2011, 06:47:56 pm
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

Many of the theories you espouse have been thoroughly debunked by impartial parties.  Is this not "real research"?

"Impartial" is code for "government-controled sheeple."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on May 18, 2011, 07:01:25 pm
thing is obama was born in america
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 19, 2011, 08:58:20 am
thing is obama was born in south america


Oh God....another theory
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: godsshoeshine on May 19, 2011, 11:32:46 am
The very same slippery slope that blind allegiance to the mainstream media and complete trust in the big corporations with more power than individuals will lead you. Especially for those who refuse to bother to do any real research outside of the corporate party lines.  ::)

Many of the theories you espouse have been thoroughly debunked by impartial parties.  Is this not "real research"?

"Impartial" is code for "government-controled sheeple."
you got it
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonby on June 15, 2011, 08:28:11 pm
i used to think that people believed in the facts that one day, maybe soon, we would all be destroyed by volcano, an earthquake or four,  maybe even the oceans and the glaciers and cthulhu arises to avenge the old ones.  but then i would attempt to trump that idealism by saying, "no . . . it will be the viruses mutating by either manmade hand or other design not imaginable that will defeat us on this planet."  we can't even stop the diseases that have been battled for how many years now.  and will the inventor of such cures for that which plague us, just give it away free for the sake of humanity, or bargain the shit out of it for the highest dollar.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html

now i suspect that it will be one these dumbshits who are obviously on missions of "one upping the other."  I have always hated the notion of hackers.  i even hated the movie.  they make me nervous for what they could "accidently" or on purpose do that could start war stand offs, cut electricity, and gods know what else to seriously fuck up and create forced states of anarchy.  i wish that all of our defenses and attacks capabilities could somehow not be controlled by computers.  that would show them.  "hack this hamster and wheel operation, you fuckhead!"
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 07, 2011, 11:23:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 22, 2011, 08:08:53 pm
did that crazy lunatic they caught in oslo just pull a "charles manson"?

by that, did he attempt to start an anti-muslim backlash in norway, then maybe finland, sweden and beyond, by staging this bombing, having a fake, never heard of before organization claim responsibility, then go on an insane shooting rampage that targeted high ranking officials?  manson tried to start a race war by killing white rich powerful people and have black people take the fall.  this guy was from norway.  does norway have that bad of an anti-muslim feeling that a nutball would attempt this?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on July 23, 2011, 11:23:26 am
did that crazy lunatic they caught in oslo just pull a "charles manson"?

by that, did he attempt to start an anti-muslim backlash in norway, then maybe finland, sweden and beyond, by staging this bombing, having a fake, never heard of before organization claim responsibility, then go on an insane shooting rampage that targeted high ranking officials?  manson tried to start a race war by killing white rich powerful people and have black people take the fall.  this guy was from norway.  does norway have that bad of an anti-muslim feeling that a nutball would attempt this?

I don't know about Norway specifically, but there are some pretty strident anti-Muslim feelings to be found in Europe.  But I hadn't heard anything about the motive, but it seems if that were his goal, that he would not have gone on a shooting rampage, which made it easy to connect him (a known Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist) to the shootings.   

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 22, 2011, 10:41:40 am
am i the only one who can't stand 5 guys burgers?  we have them out here where i live, and i've been to one in nva . . . and i find them horrible.  horrible.  not mcdonalds horribe, but not "the best burger joint for the rest of time" that so many people praise upon it.  i see stories on the news about kings and queens of foreign lands who eat nothing but 4 star fare, who fucking rave about the place as if it was jesus who brought forth the loaves of buns and meat patties for the masses to feed.  is it those peanuts?  people just eat up a place where you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor.  is that it?  is it the redskins connection?  must people around this area hero worship anything that has to do (even if remotely) with that team?  maybe it is just me and my taste buds.  i think the burgers are ugly, messy, and taste boring.  no wonder they offer 1000 toppings . . . to cover up the boredom.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on August 22, 2011, 10:43:13 am
am i the only one who can't stand 5 guys burgers?  we have them out here where i live, and i've been to one in nva . . . and i find them horrible.  horrible.  not mcdonalds horribe, but not "the best burger joint for the rest of time" that so many people praise upon it.  i see stories on the news about kings and queens of foreign lands who eat nothing but 4 star fare, who fucking rave about the place as if it was jesus who brought forth the loaves of buns and meat patties for the masses to feed.  is it those peanuts?  people just eat up a place where you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor.  is that it?  is it the redskins connection?  must people around hero worship anything that has to do (even if remotely) with that team?  maybe it is just me and my taste buds.  i think the burgers are ugle, messy, and taste boring.  no wonder they offer 1000 toppings . . . to cover up the boredom.

I like Chilis burgers compared to Five Guys, Five guys burgers are ok, I do like their frys  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 22, 2011, 10:44:04 am
you answered too quick . . . i hadn't finished fixing my typos.   ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 22, 2011, 10:58:24 am
does alcohol lead to violence at sporting games?

should alcohol be served at sporting events, where anger is a team all in itself?

is alcohol needed to enjoy life's events?

how sad, if people argue that not serving alcohol would make it worse . . . "or be giving in."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on August 22, 2011, 01:39:03 pm
am i the only one who can't stand 5 guys burgers?  we have them out here where i live, and i've been to one in nva . . . and i find them horrible.  horrible.  not mcdonalds horribe, but not "the best burger joint for the rest of time" that so many people praise upon it.  i see stories on the news about kings and queens of foreign lands who eat nothing but 4 star fare, who fucking rave about the place as if it was jesus who brought forth the loaves of buns and meat patties for the masses to feed.  is it those peanuts?  people just eat up a place where you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor.  is that it?  is it the redskins connection?  must people around this area hero worship anything that has to do (even if remotely) with that team?  maybe it is just me and my taste buds.  i think the burgers are ugly, messy, and taste boring.  no wonder they offer 1000 toppings . . . to cover up the boredom.

I think "Five Guys" is emperical proof that people are just dumb and easily lead.  How can you screw up a burger?  Even someone with no cooking skills what-so-ever.  You get some decent ground beef, a couple slices of cheese, a tomato, an onion, a head of lettuce, a couple fresh rolls, etc.    "Five Guys" charges $5+ for that.  I maintain that something like pasta or a grilled cheese is harder to successfully make well than a friggin cheeseburger.  I mean, Chinese food is popular because it's tough to make on your own.  Why is "Five Guys" so popular and highly regarded?

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on August 22, 2011, 01:50:09 pm
its meaty  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 22, 2011, 01:55:54 pm
I've never eaten at a Five-Guys but I thought they were known for their fries more than their burgers.


Another marketing scam is Italian food. No matter what shape it comes out. It's still the same pasta!!!

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on August 22, 2011, 07:03:32 pm
am i the only one who can't stand 5 guys burgers?  we have them out here where i live, and i've been to one in nva . . . and i find them horrible.  horrible.  not mcdonalds horribe, but not "the best burger joint for the rest of time" that so many people praise upon it.  i see stories on the news about kings and queens of foreign lands who eat nothing but 4 star fare, who fucking rave about the place as if it was jesus who brought forth the loaves of buns and meat patties for the masses to feed.  is it those peanuts?  people just eat up a place where you eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor.  is that it?  is it the redskins connection?  must people around this area hero worship anything that has to do (even if remotely) with that team?  maybe it is just me and my taste buds.  i think the burgers are ugly, messy, and taste boring.  no wonder they offer 1000 toppings . . . to cover up the boredom.

I don't know about other Five Guys but the one near me has all these glowing reviews hanging in the window, but if you look at the review dates they are mostly dated 2005 and earlier, which is before they expanded to a zillion outlets.   Unlike some types I am not philosophically opposed to chains, but it's a fact that a manager no matter how well trained is never going to give as much as a shit as the owner, and in a restaurant that really matters.   You can see the difference when a local restaurant expands to even one or two more outlets.  Five Guys might once have stood apart but at this point it's no different from any other fast food outlet.  Maybe slightly better ingredients -- even that's debatable. 

The other thing, though is that places can trade on their name forever, because most people are stupid.  That is what's keeping Five Guys going.   Another good example is Lauriol Plaza -- a great intimate restaurant ithe early 1990s, now 10x its original size, hasn't been special in years, and people still line up. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on August 22, 2011, 07:55:13 pm
does alcohol lead to violence at sporting games?

should alcohol be served at sporting events, where anger is a team all in itself?

is alcohol needed to enjoy life's events?

how sad, if people argue that not serving alcohol would make it worse . . . "or be giving in."


are you referring to the Niners and Raiders game the other day???  Where fights broke out everywhere??  It's just a CA thing  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on August 22, 2011, 08:52:28 pm
As far as I'm concerned, Five Guys has the absolute worst hamburger on the planet. Think it might be the excessive grease they use that grossed me out so badly. Had one once and refuse to ever go back regardless of location. I remember feeling sick all night due to that horribly greasy thing.

The spicy fries were good but I'd never bother to go back just for their fries just because I want them to go out of business. At least, stop spreading their garbage all over the place. Unfortunately, they seem to be spreading all over the place like a cancer. UGGGHHH!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on August 22, 2011, 09:14:14 pm
When I get a Five Guys burger I put every topping they have on the menu on my burger.  The look on their face is priceless  ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 22, 2011, 09:56:05 pm
wow, you must be able to open your mouth . . . real big.

(http://pixdaus.com/pics/zPtEBFkDnlfR9BxUpx.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on August 22, 2011, 11:28:12 pm
that cat needs a dental cleaning...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 01, 2011, 11:00:17 pm
where you been is dinosuar jr's best album.

green mind . . . close second.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 19, 2011, 09:45:47 am
the enron collapse which had such ties to the new president george bush, so much so that it would have defined his first presidency and perhaps even led to the stepping down of cheney and who knows what else, was pushed under the carpet and completely forgotten about due to that little thing that happened right after . . . nine eleven.  timing is everything.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 19, 2011, 09:52:44 am
here's a guess.  all the people in this country who are tired of government and sick of the way things are done in washington and wish rich people would stopped running this country and would love to join those protests . . . will just vote in the next election the way they always have been doing; not based on research of the candiadate, but rather on who has the best ads, raised the most money, is the cutest, reminds them of their parents, is on political side or the other, or is from their hometown (awww, isn't that sweet).  and they won't pay attention to what the government is doing by passing this law or redistricting that county so the republicans get more votes, or doing away with unions because unions have normally contributed to the democratic party.  people don't have time to worry about those things, they want to be entertained by something.  politics are boring; let some smart person worry about that.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 09, 2011, 03:07:46 pm
that emergency broadcast test was pretty freaky ... i'm sure the government had nefarious goals, right??
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on November 09, 2011, 03:23:21 pm

The Pennsylvania's DA office knew the Sandusky grand jury results would be the end of Paterno.  But they waited until he got the all time wins record to release their findings.

....which ties into the question that many have about why Sandusky wasn't prosecuted for 1998
incident(s).  Because the District Attorney in the case mysteriously disappeared in 2005:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html)

Mark my words.  This thing is going to be College Football's Watergate with Paterno as Nixon (obviously.)  It sort of makes Reggie Bush and tattoos at Ohio State seem less important.

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 09, 2011, 03:54:13 pm
that emergency broadcast test was pretty freaky ... i'm sure the government had nefarious goals, right??
It's freakier when they do this every 2 or 3 weeks without announcing. This one was weird because it was all radio and TV stations at the same time, even across cable. Not sure about satellite though.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 09, 2011, 06:45:24 pm
i was just thinking of this thread today.  after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them.  thank you.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 09, 2011, 07:07:46 pm

The Pennsylvania's DA office knew the Sandusky grand jury results would be the end of Paterno.  But they waited until he got the all time wins record to release their findings.

....which ties into the question that many have about why Sandusky wasn't prosecuted for 1998
incident(s).  Because the District Attorney in the case mysteriously disappeared in 2005:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html)

Mark my words.  This thing is going to be College Football's Watergate with Paterno as Nixon (obviously.)  It sort of makes Reggie Bush and tattoos at Ohio State seem less important.

Brian

dude . . . you know i have a mancrush on you.  you never disappoint.  i think in a former life, one of us was darth vader and the other was luke.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 10, 2011, 10:10:00 am
after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them. 

this is how we know you're gay.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 10, 2011, 10:16:03 am
after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them. 

this is how we know you're gay.

because i listen to stern . . . interesting.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on November 10, 2011, 10:56:20 am
after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them. 

this is how we know you're gay.

because i listen to stern . . . interesting.

That's from "40 Year-Old Virgin".  When Paul Rudd's character decides to try celebacy, Seth Rogan's character objects which leads to a very homoerotic dialogue exchange whilst playing video games.

I once saw the audio over a Batman and Superman cartoon on YouTube.  Highly recommended.

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 10, 2011, 11:34:25 am
Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 10, 2011, 11:46:42 am
nice!

this trying to be in a good mood all the time is better when you listen to polyphonic spree while doing it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on November 10, 2011, 12:53:34 pm
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 10, 2011, 04:16:36 pm
Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
You missed my favorite:
David: "You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"
Cal: "That's gay?"
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on November 10, 2011, 06:04:17 pm
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?

Because the prosecutor...DISAPPEARED.  His body has never been found:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1
 (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1)

And here's another conspiracy theory:  Sandusky pimped young boys to big donors:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html)

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on November 10, 2011, 07:08:07 pm
after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them. 

this is how we know you're gay.

because i listen to stern . . . interesting.

That's from "40 Year-Old Virgin".  When Paul Rudd's character decides to try celebacy, Seth Rogan's character objects which leads to a very homoerotic dialogue exchange whilst playing video games.

I once saw the audio over a Batman and Superman cartoon on YouTube.  Highly recommended.

Brian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkiIIk0ygks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkiIIk0ygks)

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on November 10, 2011, 07:58:42 pm
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?

This is what we're all wondering.  It's also why, while I hate to admit it, I agreed with Brian when he said there's much more to come on this.  It is a potentially a HUGE cover-up crossing many streams of State College, PA - university, nonprofit and government entity a like.   

I too think we're all just scratching at the surface of what's to come of this one.  And I'm the last one to be a conspiracy theorist.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on November 10, 2011, 09:35:24 pm
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?

Because the prosecutor...DISAPPEARED.  His body has never been found:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1
 (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1)

And here's another conspiracy theory:  Sandusky pimped young boys to big donors:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html)

Brian

prosecutor dissapeared years after the grand jury.  his disapearance had nothing to do with charges not being filed after grand jury.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 11, 2011, 08:44:22 am
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 11, 2011, 02:34:00 pm
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 

and gay pedophiles.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 11, 2011, 05:33:19 pm
there was this guy who was going to go there, i could see it before it reached me.  'there' being the old stand by of "this penn state thing just proves that the gays are after young kids and that it was horrible that this happened in a school setting, thus proving that gay people shouldn't be allowed to teach kids."  when i told this person that over the past two years, there has been an alarming number of female teachers having sex with underage male students, sometimes as young as middle school . . . so is it ok that straight women do it, but when a gay guy does you have a problem?  you know what he said?  "where were all those teachers when i was in school."  i thought it was funny and laughed with him.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: thirsty moore on November 11, 2011, 05:43:07 pm
This scandal has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with rape. The jokes are in poor taste!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 11, 2011, 05:47:04 pm
This scandal has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with rape. The jokes are in poor taste!

i must admit that he was bigger than me . . . so that's why i laughed with him at his joke.  i felt small and understood hate a little bit more.   
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 12, 2011, 09:42:59 am
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 

and gay pedophiles.

Yes, which might be why when this was initially reported it was dismissed as "horsing around."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on November 14, 2011, 03:46:08 pm
http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/8777583491/this-is-literally-insane
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 14, 2011, 03:48:31 pm
http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/8777583491/this-is-literally-insane
wut.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 14, 2011, 05:47:13 pm
that website it brilliant.  the authors of its content clearly are not.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 15, 2011, 07:38:14 pm
Sandusky claimed in an interview yesterday that he was just "horsing around.".  That's the second time that phrase has been used in this scandal -- is that some kind of ghey code speak?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 15, 2011, 08:36:22 pm
no silly . . . it's a "i'll say anything to survive" code speak.  gays speak in normal words, just like everybody else.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 16, 2011, 04:50:45 pm
Sandusky claimed in an interview yesterday that he was just "horsing around.".  That's the second time that phrase has been used in this scandal -- is that some kind of ghey code speak?
I like how he said he wasn't a pedophile but it was "probably" a mistake to "shower with those boys".

Dude.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 16, 2011, 06:04:00 pm
Hearing him talk you get the feeling that he genuinely doesn't think he has done anything wrong.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 16, 2011, 06:18:18 pm
has anyone heard/see the phone-in interview that Sandusky gave on Bob Costas' show?

jon stewart's take on the call: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-15-2011/jerry-sandusky-phone-interview - who the hell in that situation goes and hires THAT lawyer?!?

full interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xy0L8MUsOE

i'm no fan of costas, but damn he didn't skirt the issue.  that was hard hitting.  high fives to bob.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 18, 2011, 06:18:54 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stewart-j-lawrence/when-yogis-kill-the-grisl_b_1077457.html
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 28, 2011, 10:51:28 am
so . . . .


http://comeback-complete.blogspot.com/2011/11/espn-world-wide-leader-in-hypocrisy.html


is espn going to be fired like paterno was, or is espn too beloved to actually do anything?  that will be the true hypocrisy . . . of this country.  sports are too important in america, to tarnish.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 28, 2011, 12:21:00 pm
so . . . .


http://comeback-complete.blogspot.com/2011/11/espn-world-wide-leader-in-hypocrisy.html


is espn going to be fired like paterno was, or is espn too beloved to actually do anything?  that will be the true hypocrisy . . . of this country.  sports are too important in america, to tarnish.
*facepalm*
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 28, 2011, 12:26:47 pm
newsflash: a television network can't be fired.

but it sure is fun to be indignant and edgy!  down with all sports, everywhere, ever!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 28, 2011, 12:27:41 pm
i love sports

i just hate it . . . when money ruins it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on November 29, 2011, 02:27:45 am
so . . . .


http://comeback-complete.blogspot.com/2011/11/espn-world-wide-leader-in-hypocrisy.html


is espn going to be fired like paterno was, or is espn too beloved to actually do anything?  that will be the true hypocrisy . . . of this country.  sports are too important in america, to tarnish.
*facepalm*

(http://th895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/GIFsforhire/Facepalm/th_woody.gif)
 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on November 29, 2011, 07:56:05 am
i love sports

i just hate it . . . when money ruins it.

"money ruins it" basically covers the entire domain of professional and college sports. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 29, 2011, 10:21:43 am
i love sports

i just hate it . . . when money ruins it.

"money ruins it" basically covers the entire domain of professional and college sports. 
And music, and politics, and movies and food chains...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 29, 2011, 11:47:12 am
i love sports

i just hate it . . . when money ruins it.

"money ruins it" basically covers the entire domain of professional and college sports. 
And music, and politics, and movies and food chains...

exactly . . . you may reinsert your original facepalm now.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: wml7 on November 29, 2011, 12:27:03 pm
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalming.gif)
 ;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on November 29, 2011, 08:15:13 pm
so . . . .


http://comeback-complete.blogspot.com/2011/11/espn-world-wide-leader-in-hypocrisy.html


is espn going to be fired like paterno was, or is espn too beloved to actually do anything?  that will be the true hypocrisy . . . of this country.  sports are too important in america, to tarnish.

Yeah.  I agree.  ESPN is probably the most powerful specific media monopoly there is.  It?s just horrible.  And brah?s are addicted to it.  They won?t get any heat for sitting on those tapes.  They?re like Murdoch and Fox.  Untouchable.  It's like a retarded frat house but that's giving too much credit to frat houses.  The constant bleating and navel-gazing.  You look at where the 21st-century man lost his balls, and you'll find a man who watches ESPN News for more than half an hour.

Some of it doesn't even make sense.  Let's have a former NFL player evaluate the skills of Tim Tebow.   Ok.  Merril Hoge?  Why the f*ck would someone listen to Merril Hoge?s opinion on anything!?!?   Trent Dilfer says Tim Tebow sucks as a QB?  Trent Dilfer SUCKED at QB!  He was so BAD, he was the person taking the snaps from center on a Super Bowl team and the coach thought: ?I don?t even want you back in training camp.  Elvis Grbac would be a better option.?  I watched about 15 minutes of ESPN on Thanksgiving and they had Stephen A. Smith ripping Tim Tebow.  And who was his character witness? KORDELL STEWART!  Are you KIDDING ME?!!?
I LOVE PLAYING sports.  I occasionally like watching sports.  But the grown men in the replica jerseys??the 24/7 checking your smart phone for scores??the obsession over ?next level? stats??.the pointless pop culture arguments?   It?s just?..***.   And not in the derogatory sense.


Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 29, 2011, 10:43:25 pm
when i read brian i

(http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/user/8/87490-194718-RandyMarshJizzjpg-620x.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 30, 2011, 11:59:34 am
so . . . .


http://comeback-complete.blogspot.com/2011/11/espn-world-wide-leader-in-hypocrisy.html


is espn going to be fired like paterno was, or is espn too beloved to actually do anything?  that will be the true hypocrisy . . . of this country.  sports are too important in america, to tarnish.

Yeah.  I agree.  ESPN is probably the most powerful specific media monopoly there is.  It?s just horrible.  And brah?s are addicted to it.  They won?t get any heat for sitting on those tapes.  They?re like Murdoch and Fox.  Untouchable.  It's like a retarded frat house but that's giving too much credit to frat houses.  The constant bleating and navel-gazing.  You look at where the 21st-century man lost his balls, and you'll find a man who watches ESPN News for more than half an hour.

Some of it doesn't even make sense.  Let's have a former NFL player evaluate the skills of Tim Tebow.   Ok.  Merril Hoge?  Why the f*ck would someone listen to Merril Hoge?s opinion on anything!?!?   Trent Dilfer says Tim Tebow sucks as a QB?  Trent Dilfer SUCKED at QB!  He was so BAD, he was the person taking the snaps from center on a Super Bowl team and the coach thought: ?I don?t even want you back in training camp.  Elvis Grbac would be a better option.?  I watched about 15 minutes of ESPN on Thanksgiving and they had Stephen A. Smith ripping Tim Tebow.  And who was his character witness? KORDELL STEWART!  Are you KIDDING ME?!!?
I LOVE PLAYING sports.  I occasionally like watching sports.  But the grown men in the replica jerseys??the 24/7 checking your smart phone for scores??the obsession over ?next level? stats??.the pointless pop culture arguments?   It?s just?..***.   And not in the derogatory sense.


Brian
I watch SportsCenter, I like catching up on games I missed, why not? I like sports. No, I don't do fantasy, because I like 1 team and rooting for 1 team and all the players on my team. ESPN is awesome and so is SportsCenter. I agree the 24/7 talking head aspect of it is absoltuely absurd and completely unnecessary. I also agree that Keyshawn Johnson fucking SUCKED at Wide Receiver and shouldn't fucking judge any other football player EVER. Michael Irving smoked crack. Shannon Sharpe looks like a fucking horse. There's a shit load of "analysts" that don't know dick about shit when it comes to sports and that's why I tune out. Show me highlights, top plays, that's awesome. But seriously, hearing a bunch of idiots talk about unimportant shit to make them seem like "legitimate news" is just silly. Stick with the funny catch phrases and highlights. that's what I like and tune in. So, I agree and disagree.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on December 10, 2011, 01:07:24 pm
having trouble figuring out if all these protests around the world . . . are a good thing, or will end very badly.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 10, 2011, 04:50:18 pm
having trouble figuring out if all these protests around the world . . . are a good thing, or will end very badly.

They're a natural result of rising economic pressure.   It's a symptom of our general naïveté that we assume that protests lead to revolution which leads to freedom.   
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on December 15, 2011, 05:15:28 pm
http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/14166726221/this-proves-it
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on December 15, 2011, 07:16:02 pm
having trouble figuring out if all these protests around the world . . . are a good thing, or will end very badly.

They're a natural result of rising economic pressure.   It's a symptom of our general naïveté that we assume that protests lead to revolution which leads to freedom.   


well it does happen!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 18, 2011, 03:46:39 pm
having trouble figuring out if all these protests around the world . . . are a good thing, or will end very badly.

They're a natural result of rising economic pressure.   It's a symptom of our general naïveté that we assume that protests lead to revolution which leads to freedom.   


well it does happen!!!!!!!!!!

most of the time it does not, though.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Brian_Wallace on December 20, 2011, 09:18:38 am
There should be a way to post the same thing in multiple threads...

You know whose fault the power outage was at the 49ers/Steelers game?  Catwoman and the Gotham 99%. 

Bane still wanted to get at Hines Ward.  (Which, if you've seen the new "Dark Knight Rises" trailer makes more sense.)

Brian
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on December 20, 2011, 10:05:10 am
^^^ hahahaha
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 28, 2012, 03:45:46 pm
newt does good while doing bad theory.  superpacs are bad.  they would have stayed here forever to alter/have already altered politics and the fundamental ways our country is run.  but since newt (God i love his name) this year has been the super pac vote, and i feel by the time this thing is done, gingrich will have soiled his name beyond anything from his past.  i feel that somehow the idea of super pacs go away a lot quicker now. 

thanks newt!  keep up the race, billionaire guy from wherever!  all the way to the convention!  hell, get the nomination!  that would be real good.  as i heard one commentator put it, "there would be a riot."  nice. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 20, 2012, 04:12:04 pm
why is it . . . that a lot, not all, because some are very nice, but a lot, of people that work in tobacco shops in the district . . . are total f-ing a-holes that should be fired for how they sometimes treat customers.  or maybe it is just me.  maybe they just don't like me.  that could be the case, but there has got to be someone else who sees what i see.  as soon as i walk in the door, which i am always over the top nice and excited to be back into a tobacco shop, which is rare,  there is always that one guy, or group of guys that are just "f you" from the start; they don't like you; they don't want you there; they treat you like they are better than you.  i just avoid them and make my purchases of fine cigar or two.  is that just me being crazy train again like the nice homeless people who talk to the newspaper boxes?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 21, 2012, 11:46:37 am
I've been to about 3 tobbacco shops and I have always gotten that vibe. So weird. I assume that they have a secret door that leads to a tunnel that leads to the Masonic Temple. Every single Tobacco shop I've ever been in is like something out of a Harry Potter wizard shop. That's really the only way I can describe those places.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 13, 2012, 10:14:10 am
http://openchannel.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10656262-classified-documents-contradict-fbi-on-post-911-probe-of-saudis-ex-senator-says



and . . . so . . . it . . . begins

yeah, we've already hit the 10 year mark . . .  i was thinking it was about time stuff like this starting coming out.  it's minut and small, but it is a start.

soon, in about another 10, maybe other "classified" documents that some senators have seen but for some reason never said anything about, will emerge.

i mean, the government never hides anything from us.

and if they did, we'd all be crazy to believe it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 14, 2012, 02:10:03 pm
man . . . my last one was a bit nutballish.  sorry.  was in a mood. 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/leon-panetta-arrives-in-afghanistan-pledges-no-change-in-strategy/2012/03/14/gIQAvEnBBS_story.html

WOW . . . crazy town!  this one is easy and simple. 

can you say "end of the war"?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 19, 2012, 11:01:33 am
i'm in a good mood.  life is nice and full of special surprises.  happy happy.  no reason for it.  just happy.   odd.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 21, 2012, 10:14:19 am
am i wrong?  sometimes i go over the deep end when it comes to gay issues.  i like to, and smirk while i do it, consider my self the "gay spike lee."  this is what i am wondering if i am wrong about:  in my corner of the cornfield, there is this thing happening called a "womenless beauty contest," where guys get together and dress up like women and get judged, all in good fun.  now i have to ask . . . why can't it be a mens beauty contest, where the guys are judged on their looks, just like the women's version.  why do they have to dress up like women, almost as if making fun of guys who do, for real.  drag is no joke.  in my neck of the woods, they hate gay people very vocally.  this is just another reminder of that.  and this is all to support "relay for life."

would relay for life support a "blackless beauty contest"  where all the local white people get together and dress "like black people do" even with black face, and whomever does the best "black impression" wins the prize. 

so am i wrong and jumping the gun, or is there some truth to my stupid theories?   
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 21, 2012, 01:42:15 pm
Jumping the gun a little on this one
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 21, 2012, 03:11:53 pm
i thought i was . . . but it's a slow "gays against the world" day.  needed something to go with.  thanks.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 22, 2012, 09:54:57 am
http://articles.cnn.com/2012-03-19/us/us_wisconsin-noises_1_explosions-natural-gas-wisconsin?_s=PM:US

My immediate thought was "Giant alien building space ship to get back home" ala Super 8
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 22, 2012, 09:57:49 am
just read that.

nothing better than when people "have no idea".

the end . . . yes.  worth it.  yes.  next time.  maybe not.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 22, 2012, 01:55:18 pm
Are you talking about Super 8? I really enjoyed it. I thought he did a great job of capturing the ambience set out by those Amblin movies and Speilberg adventure stories.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 13, 2012, 12:01:04 pm
i like to go back and reread this thread, sometimes in embarrassed shock that i wrote "that" and sometimes amused that i wrote that.  but all along i must say i was interested to the fact that i was blind to how powerful the mind of this Herr Professor Doktor Doom could be.  like a character sneaking into your graphic novel series, then developing a cult following everytime they come and go and desperately needing a series of their own.  i would read and be a fan!  basically i'm saying, your input in my thread is awesome.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on April 13, 2012, 10:35:25 pm
speaking of the good doktor, we haven't heard from him in a while...  last post: January 26, 2012.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on June 27, 2012, 03:12:51 pm
Possible alien message to get reply from humanity

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/26/possible-alien-message-to-get-reply-from-humanity/#ixzz1z1Sisk57
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on June 27, 2012, 04:34:27 pm
you . . . posted in my thread; now that's a conspiracy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 07, 2012, 02:31:22 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/fbi-warns-of-dns-malware-and-offers-a-solution-only-until-july-9-2012

real . . . or a reason for unsuspecting people to type their ip address into the fbi database, so they can watch your every move online.

yeah, "they" don't do stuff like that


http://redtape.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/06/12583821-is-us-government-reading-email-without-a-warrant-it-doesnt-want-to-talk-about-it?lite
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on July 12, 2012, 01:29:39 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/us-natural-disaster-area-drought-150130308.html

i like this forum . . . it is a nice place to visit.  i like having electricity and stores and normal seasons and rain when it is supposed to so i can go kayaking and not worry about forest fires.  i read these articles and my mind runs away into far left field looking for that something to catch onto and be real.  i can't help it; i created this stupid thread and i like widespread panic.  this is the start.   the non winters and broiling summers.  the time when the enviroment finally breaks and alters huge sections of our country and the globe quickly in noticable time frames.  what a bummer.       
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on July 12, 2012, 01:35:10 pm
It's been happening, the insane winter storms, then the unseasonably warm winters, the insanely hot springs, the unbearable summer humidity and some of the most violent storms I've expereienced in DECADES? We're totally fucked.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on July 12, 2012, 01:39:56 pm
My wife has a client who is a climatologist, he says the planet is fucked, the damage is done and there's no reversing it. 

The good news is that the Earth will fix itself after all the stupid humans have been erased from the it 500 or 5000 or 50,000 years from now.

In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 05, 2012, 06:17:23 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

Recently have been reading up on this Chemtrail Conspiracy, one of my friends keeps posting about it on Twitter and what not, so I was bored and read up on it. How exactly would this be controlling the population or controlling the weather? Controlling the weather by 2025? Really? 13 years? Ok...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 05, 2012, 10:41:59 pm
i thank thee for posting in my thread

ahh . .  the chemtrails have come home to roost once again on the forum.

i love it when the sun reflects off of them just right making them shine through their government origins upon us.  personally, i always thought it was superman flying so fast it left a cloud of dust behind him.  i made that up when i was a kid.  i still like that idea. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 07, 2012, 06:51:32 pm
My wife has a client who is a climatologist, he says the planet is fucked, the damage is done and there's no reversing it. 

The good news is that the Earth will fix itself after all the stupid humans have been erased from the it 500 or 5000 or 50,000 years from now.

In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.

Must be a shit climatologist if he can't narrow it down any closer than between 500 -  50,000 years. That's a fucking big window.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Frank Gallagher on November 07, 2012, 07:09:08 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

Recently have been reading up on this Chemtrail Conspiracy, one of my friends keeps posting about it on Twitter and what not, so I was bored and read up on it. How exactly would this be controlling the population or controlling the weather? Controlling the weather by 2025? Really? 13 years? Ok...

About 10 years ago I was at the soccer fields in Rockville/Bethesda. I was with the team manager so there was two people who saw this. It was a clear sunny afternoon with not a cloud in the sky. A military type aircraft flew overhead. Not a fighter type, more of an in flight refueling plane. This thing had a dark blue straight line coming from the nose of the plane extending out for a long way in front of it. Think of a single contrail only coming from the nose, but dark blue, not white.

I thought maybe it was just me seeing things but the other bloke I was with mentioned it to me.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but it was weird....very weird.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on November 09, 2012, 04:41:20 pm
More ufos over denver

http://kdvr.com/2012/11/08/mile-high-city-mystery-ufo-sightings-in-sky-over-denver/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 09, 2012, 04:56:22 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lame!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 15, 2013, 05:30:29 pm
The other night I saw my friend tweet out something along the lines of "This Sandy Hook stuff just doesn't add up." I didn't look anything up, but it popped into my brain and literally as I'm looking it up my co-worker asks if I had heard about the conpiracy theory from Sandy Hook. What she tells me:

Adam Lanza was not the shooer, it was 2 men/people dressed as nuns? And there are 911 calls that have been heard, or are out there, saying this as well.

I don't really know anything, and now all I can find is news outlets talking about it, but I can't seem to find a website yet. Something along the lines of there was a little girl in a class picture wearing a dress and claimed to be killed? Then that "same" little girl has a picture with Obama. Also, before one of the "fathers" gave a speech he was seen beforehand laughing. So, they are saying he's an actor? And this whole thing was a sham to promote the government's agenda, yet again.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Conspiracy+theorists+claim+Sandy+Hook+tragedy+elaborate+government/7822502/story.html
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 15, 2013, 06:09:24 pm
Is this what Anne Coulter is carrying on about?  If so then it's only coming from those who only seek to draw attention to themselves and nothing else.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 15, 2013, 06:18:26 pm
how odd . . . i was thinking about this thread just today and how it must be lonely.  i hope it has not hated me.  i heard that the united way accidentally released a "we're sad for you" moment three days before the event took place.  i know people that believe it; i know humans that are deevolving.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2013, 07:05:25 pm
And this whole thing was a sham to promote the government's agenda, yet again.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Conspiracy+theorists+claim+Sandy+Hook+tragedy+elaborate+government/7822502/story.html

so.  fucking.  pathetic.

don't blame the guns.  blame video games.  and movies.  the the lack of enforcement of currently laws (not the lack of laws).  and now blame a government conspiracy.  anything to divert attention from the real issue at hand.

and oh, look, a fox news reporter has picked up on this.  i'm shocked.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 16, 2013, 10:18:18 am
Also, there's ties to The Dark Knight Rises:

http://www.inquisitr.com/453944/newtown-conspiracy-theory-sandy-hook-appears-in-the-dark-knight-rises-video/

I feel like people are reaching...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on January 16, 2013, 11:58:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ac10V.gif)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 16, 2013, 12:12:46 pm
"Dear friends who say Sandy Hook is a hoax: I question the state of your mental health. If you really believe this, I think you suffer from severe paranoia and should be disqualified from buying guns."

http://www.coffeepartyusa.com/progun_friends
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on January 16, 2013, 12:13:18 pm
Also, there's ties to The Dark Knight Rises:

http://www.inquisitr.com/453944/newtown-conspiracy-theory-sandy-hook-appears-in-the-dark-knight-rises-video/

I feel like people are reaching...

Seriously, I think the guy in this video and people that buy into it are mentally ill.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 16, 2013, 12:28:55 pm
Of COURSE Newtown and Aurora are connected.

http://twitchy.com/2012/12/17/post-newtown-insanity-libor-newtown-aurora-conspiracy-theory-spreads/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 16, 2013, 01:16:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ac10V.gif)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6pq0pqIG3mY/TuvTg95m5WI/AAAAAAAABqw/tLvIS70CDII/s1600/cat_driving_car_gif.gif)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on January 16, 2013, 04:30:15 pm
Well-played, my honorable nemesis.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on January 16, 2013, 04:38:15 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ac10V.gif)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6pq0pqIG3mY/TuvTg95m5WI/AAAAAAAABqw/tLvIS70CDII/s1600/cat_driving_car_gif.gif)

Toonces?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: RatBastard on January 17, 2013, 06:36:54 am
People who think Sandy Hook was a conspiracy are worse than the whack jobs who think 9-11 was.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 13, 2013, 11:33:47 am
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on February 13, 2013, 12:11:29 pm
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581

that site is blocked by our security software - "Known source of malicious software/Internet attacks".

all part of the conspiracy?

or, you know, those nuts are adding your computer to their botnet.  best that your security software is up to date.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on February 13, 2013, 12:27:37 pm
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581

I don't know, not really reading anything earth shattering on that page.

I'm much more interested in the pope's retirement
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 13, 2013, 12:31:35 pm
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581

that site is blocked by our security software - "Known source of malicious software/Internet attacks".

all part of the conspiracy?

or, you know, those nuts are adding your computer to their botnet.  best that your security software is up to date.
Not blocked on our, it usually blocks just about everything as well and we just had a virus protection update.

If you use the website www.Google.com and in the search bar look up "Darner conspiracy" I'm sure you can find enough websites with all or some of the theatories popping up.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: chaz on February 23, 2013, 06:12:59 pm
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581

I don't know, not really reading anything earth shattering on that page.

I'm much more interested in the pope's retirement

And here comes the shitstorm....I knew there was a major scandal brewing at the vatican.  Rampant gay sex.  Shocking.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on February 23, 2013, 06:59:39 pm
Any time there's some big news story involving police, or a shooting, or a man hunt, or something along those lines, my co-worker comes in crying "Conspiracy Theory!", I won't lie, on this one I'm insanely misinformed and reading something off a website with "Illuminati" in the name probably isn't helping, BUT it was the first thing that popped up on Google. Anyone following this? One of my buddies who has been following this closely says he thinks it's very strange:

http://illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=5581

I don't know, not really reading anything earth shattering on that page.

I'm much more interested in the pope's retirement

And here comes the shitstorm....I knew there was a major scandal brewing at the vatican.  Rampant gay sex.  Shocking.

Oh, there's been lots of different stuff flying around for years. The trick is figuring out what's true and what's nothing but a load of crap.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Jaguar on March 22, 2013, 01:33:55 am
Oh, this is good.  ;D

Kind of looks like James Carville. Whoever he is, he's got to be having a lot of good laughs and you know his spook colleages must be teasing the hell out of him.

Conspiracy Theorists Claim This Video Shows Obama Secret Service Agent Is an 'Alien Shape-Shifter' (http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104668&article=11091230)

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 22, 2013, 09:47:22 am
"not all ?reptoids? should be considered evil. The blogger continued that because Obama is the ?one chosen to lead us through the dark and into the Light of Ascension? and due to the death threats made against him and his family, ?it?s probable that he has a bodyguard who is not human.?

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 22, 2013, 09:51:46 am
actually . . . they are all evil.  they have always had to hide who they are, never being able to play with the other kids in the sand box, never going down to the seven eleven with their middle school firends for candy and slurpees, never getting laid under the bleachers in high school . . . oh they are evil all right.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 22, 2013, 12:04:46 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/730018048/h2B4AFD48/)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 19, 2013, 03:48:39 pm
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/09/19/2650521/pope-francis-catholic-church/

ok, this is where is gets odd.  i try not to fall back into conspiracy, for most, if not all of it, is fiction; creative nonfiction to be more specific.  such a dead genre it is, but i like it.  but anyway, oh this thing called conspiracy.  the invention of it has its purposefulness of control and distraction, i know, but the taste of it is real.  i am obsessesed, i admit it.  and now this pope.  the savior pope of the catholic church who seems to be able to say or do no wrong.  god/good for us, or good/god for him?  this alteration of the three girls and their final vision, is disturbing to say the least, but here he is.  i am certain that i am uncertain about one of two things.  god, i cannot believe i am saying this outloud . . . but the pope is either the antichrist finally evolved as predicted, or the first contact from extraterrestrial people on a mass scale, in an attempt to change the outcome of some future or futures events on this planet.  they like to do that.  man, hes good if all of this is true. 

believe it, or not.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 19, 2013, 04:20:56 pm
I think that's crazy even for this thread. At some point the church had to evolve, no? Unless evolution meant the end days are upon us. Which......I don't know if that's what the good book meant, but.... I could see your point.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 19, 2013, 04:34:18 pm
there was a vision from miss mary herself, so watch out, given to three girls in the seventeens, called fatima . . . and the final vision spoke of the fall of the catholic church.  it would seem that an "outside" force is attempting to alter such divine visions.  thats where, it gets, weird.

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on September 19, 2013, 04:57:16 pm
The problem with that story is that you have to invent a new kind of science to explain how that could even be possible.  It all seems like the stuff of mythology that people invented before there was, like, physics.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 19, 2013, 05:13:53 pm
invent is the incorrect term there, grateful . . . i believe you mean, discover.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 19, 2013, 05:17:23 pm
there was a vision from miss mary herself, so watch out, given to three girls in the seventeens, called fatima . . . and the final vision spoke of the fall of the catholic church.  it would seem that an "outside" force is attempting to alter such divine visions.  thats where, it gets, weird.


We're boned.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on September 19, 2013, 05:35:21 pm
invent is the incorrect term there, grateful . . . i believe you mean, discover.

If you insist.  The odds of this being complete fiction are vastly greater than there being a new branch of science.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 19, 2013, 06:06:11 pm
thats what makes creative nonfiction . . . so fucking fascinating
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on September 19, 2013, 08:30:23 pm
thats what makes creative nonfiction . . . so fucking fascinating

Nonfiction is the incorrect term there, walky.  I think the word you're looking for is fantasy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 19, 2013, 11:06:36 pm
creative nonfiction is a weird sub category of fiction and non fiction that blurs the lines between what is real and what is created.  it is a dead genre because people only read fiction or non fiction.  to change that, would be nice.  its also a wonderful trap to get people to believe in all kinds of bullshit.  thats the best part.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on September 25, 2013, 03:21:18 pm
I prefer reading hard fantasy and hard sci-fi.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on September 25, 2013, 03:40:35 pm
creative nonfiction is a weird sub category of fiction and non fiction that blurs the lines between what is real and what is created. 

That sub-category is called "memoirs"
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 26, 2013, 01:32:54 pm
no . . . memoirs are personal accounts from someone's life, by either that person or someone else based on actual things in history.  creative nonfiction, is where you take real events, real ideas, real people, real realness, and blend just enough fiction into it where the reader cannot tell the difference, and believes the fiction to be apart of the nonfiction. 

satan is ripe for creative nonfiction.  in fact, i think it was invented just for him.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 26, 2013, 01:37:41 pm
So, like if you take a naked photo of someone and photoshop a celebrity's head onto it, creating some sort of "faux celeb-porn," would that count? And could one then be an "connoisseur" of such a thing?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 26, 2013, 01:38:46 pm
no . . . that is called creepy.  next to the cookbooks.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 01, 2014, 08:40:35 pm
one word . . . ebola.

followed, by four words . . . is coming to america

then, three words . . . the walking dead

song list, for just a moment, like this

dead kennedys  -  bleed for me
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on August 01, 2014, 08:49:09 pm
What do you think of the Jello Biafra spoken word cds??
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 01, 2014, 09:36:24 pm
ooh, let me go find and listen, to such things, and ill get back to you.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on August 01, 2014, 10:44:00 pm
ooh, let me go find and listen, to such things, and ill get back to you.

what??? you never listened to them?



Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on August 02, 2014, 10:05:01 am
I have never listened to them but I have read the "lyric" sheets.  But in my head, it wasn't Jello Biafra's voice; it was Emo Phillips. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 02, 2014, 01:27:14 pm
listening, to one now, which i think was the last one, released.  starts, off slow and dumb, then gets better and thoughtful.  his poetry delivery style, i could live, without.  but his intelligence, shines through the mountain of what sounds, like bullshit said by plenty of other people before.  and i cant stand listening, to topic of the times angst expression, six to seven years after its relevancy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on August 02, 2014, 02:37:03 pm
listening, to one now, which i think was the last one, released.  starts, off slow and dumb, then gets better and thoughtful.  his poetry delivery style, i could live, without.  but his intelligence, shines through the mountain of what sounds, like bullshit said by plenty of other people before.  and i cant stand listening, to topic of the times angst expression, six to seven years after its relevancy.

yeah..thats a pretty good summary...oh well..

i just purchased volumes 1 through 7.....and they'll probably sit on the shelf

sidehatch had one of them i remember..the cocoon one..
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 04, 2014, 09:45:24 pm
one word . . . ebola.

followed, by four words . . . is coming to america

then, three words . . . the walking dead

song list, for just a moment, like this

dead kennedys  -  bleed for me



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ebola-terror-gatwick-passenger-collapses-3977051

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/05/health/patient-at-mount-sinai-has-ebola-like-symptoms-hospital-says.html?_r=0
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on September 30, 2014, 08:32:19 pm
e,bola. texas.  how many die in an affluent country before, the cure arises?      -derek
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on October 01, 2014, 10:48:10 am
How long before Pat Robertson blames all the Republicans devil worshipers in Texas?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on October 01, 2014, 04:03:04 pm
i enjoy staring at pictures of pat Robertson and be amazed by his hair and head.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 24, 2014, 12:27:35 pm
Read this really cool article on conspiracies and the possibilites of these specific ones being turned into movies.

I had never heard of the last one before. The WWII Nazi doctor turning out to be the Zodiac Killer, Boston Strangler, and Anthrax Mailer? How insane is that?! Thought I'd post this here.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-creepy-conspiracy-theories-that-need-to-be-horror-movies/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on October 24, 2014, 12:51:44 pm
i enjoy staring at pictures of pat Robertson and be amazed by his hair and head.

Pat Robertson: "Gay rights activists are terrorists." (http://news.yahoo.com/anderson-cooper-pat-robertson-aids-video-161246105.html)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: RatBastard on October 24, 2014, 01:06:56 pm
i enjoy staring at pictures of pat Robertson and be amazed by his hair and head.

Pat Robertson: "Gay rights activists are terrorists." (http://news.yahoo.com/anderson-cooper-pat-robertson-aids-video-161246105.html)

Robertson is a nut job.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 08, 2015, 12:45:10 pm
The Charlie Hebdo stuff is so sad and terrifying to read about...

But my mind automatically drifts to what the kooks out there will say about it being a Conspiracy or something. Anyone heard anything on this one yet? Crisis actors? Anything? I haven't seen anything pop up yet. I'm sure it's out there though.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on January 08, 2015, 12:58:58 pm
The Charlie Hebdo stuff is so sad and terrifying to read about...

But my mind automatically drifts to what the kooks out there will say about it being a Conspiracy or something. Anyone heard anything on this one yet? Crisis actors? Anything? I haven't seen anything pop up yet. I'm sure it's out there though.

Where's Space Freehly when you need him?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on January 08, 2015, 01:03:41 pm
The Charlie Hebdo stuff is so sad and terrifying to read about...

But my mind automatically drifts to what the kooks out there will say about it being a Conspiracy or something. Anyone heard anything on this one yet? Crisis actors? Anything? I haven't seen anything pop up yet. I'm sure it's out there though.

Where's Space Freehly when you need him?

Probably at a public library somewhere desperately trying to log in....
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on January 08, 2015, 01:05:49 pm
The Charlie Hebdo stuff is so sad and terrifying to read about...

But my mind automatically drifts to what the kooks out there will say about it being a Conspiracy or something. Anyone heard anything on this one yet? Crisis actors? Anything? I haven't seen anything pop up yet. I'm sure it's out there though.

It was Mossad.  The French parliament snubbed Israel and held a vote to recognize Palestinian statehood last month.  It passed.  This is what happens when you piss off the jews.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 08, 2015, 01:09:05 pm
BOOM here's 5:

http://heavy.com/social/2015/01/charlie-hebdo-shooting-terror-islamist-attack-conspiracy-press-day-inside-job-false-flag/

One being that it was the CIA and Mossad.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Got Haggis? on January 08, 2015, 01:15:52 pm
yep, i've seen it all over the internet - people already saying it was "the jews"

pretty insane.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on January 08, 2015, 01:17:34 pm
yep, i've seen it all over the internet - people already saying it was "the jews"

pretty insane.


I wouldn't be surprised.

http://www.stereogum.com/1728068/silver-jews-had-band-practice-in-nashville-last-night/news/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 08, 2015, 01:21:19 pm
There's seems to be a big kerfuffle about the cop being shot in the head..

http://aanirfan.blogspot.com/2015/01/mossad-attacks-paris.html

No blood? And the concrete shooting up? No idea. I can't watch any of the videos at work.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 08, 2015, 01:53:51 pm
Baltimore
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on January 08, 2015, 01:55:47 pm
Baltimora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 08, 2015, 07:13:43 pm
Baltimora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/62/9d/bc629d62f7b49eed5ec65ec4841f76cd.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 08, 2015, 08:02:30 pm
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/01/08/computer-chaos-feares/21433363/

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7b2aq1Do5M4/TdYi2rbNliI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/iQsU4vPQ114/s1600/stoner%2Bcats.jpeg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 24, 2015, 10:06:08 am
I have, nothing left in my life, to be angry about.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 26, 2015, 10:28:51 am
Another plane goes down! AH! This got back into the Malaysian airline theories. This stuff is weird though. 2 very public plane crashes? What's going on!?

I heard a theory going around for this latest flight that one pilot killed the other, then locked the door and set a descent course and pretended he couldn't get back in the cockpit. Sounds a little convoluted to me... Apparently there's a soft spot in the wall of the bathroom [connected to the cockpit] that you can tear through and get into the cockpit or at least look in and see if there's an obstruction or what's going on.

Fishy stuff.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on March 26, 2015, 11:20:15 am
Another plane goes down! AH! This got back into the Malaysian airline theories. This stuff is weird though. 2 very public plane crashes? What's going on!?

I heard a theory going around for this latest flight that one pilot killed the other, then locked the door and set a descent course and pretended he couldn't get back in the cockpit. Sounds a little convoluted to me... Apparently there's a soft spot in the wall of the bathroom [connected to the cockpit] that you can tear through and get into the cockpit or at least look in and see if there's an obstruction or what's going on.

Fishy stuff.

Right. If the pilot who was locked out knew he was going to die, why the ruse of getting locked out?  I think the co-pilot just decided this was the end...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 01:52:36 pm
Arabic named pilot  equals  terrorism

white german pilot  equals  mental problems
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 26, 2015, 03:36:29 pm
Another plane goes down! AH! This got back into the Malaysian airline theories. This stuff is weird though. 2 very public plane crashes? What's going on!?

I heard a theory going around for this latest flight that one pilot killed the other, then locked the door and set a descent course and pretended he couldn't get back in the cockpit. Sounds a little convoluted to me... Apparently there's a soft spot in the wall of the bathroom [connected to the cockpit] that you can tear through and get into the cockpit or at least look in and see if there's an obstruction or what's going on.

Fishy stuff.

Right. If the pilot who was locked out knew he was going to die, why the ruse of getting locked out?  I think the co-pilot just decided this was the end...
I guess so people wouldn't blame him over the last 15 minutes of their lives lol. He was going to take the plane down, but he kind of felt bad about it...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:38:43 pm
am I stupid, in that I will never fly?  i know . . . "its safer than being in a car." 

really?

i expect all answers, to be in Spanish.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on March 26, 2015, 03:56:01 pm
am I stupid, in that I will never fly?  i know . . . "its safer than being in a car." 

really?

i expect all answers, to be in Spanish.

Absolutamente.  Flyando es perfectamente safe.  Pero yo todavia get freaked out durante el takeoff y el landando.  Sera bueno, especialmente si tu bebes algunos bourbons antes del takeoff.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 03:57:44 pm
gra,cias
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on March 26, 2015, 03:58:58 pm
gra,cias

estoy lollando.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on March 26, 2015, 04:01:29 pm
am I stupid, in that I will never fly?  i know . . . "its safer than being in a car." 

really?

i expect all answers, to be in Spanish.
no speaky
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 26, 2015, 04:04:21 pm
I don't think grate,ful does either . . . but that didn't stop him.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on April 02, 2015, 10:58:19 am
Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?
http://harddawn.com/leonard-nimoy-seize-control-of-illuminati/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 02, 2015, 11:06:40 am
Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?
http://harddawn.com/leonard-nimoy-seize-control-of-illuminati/
To be fair to that insane rant, Star Trek being a secret plot to brainwash people to serve the Illuminati makes about as much sense as anyone thinking Star Trek isn't utter shit.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on April 02, 2015, 11:07:39 am
Oh, man. What an awesome read. "Predictive Programming", if the Illuminati is so secretive, why would they try and clue in people on future events? Lol. Anyway...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 02, 2015, 11:10:37 am
(http://www.elenacabrera.com/monreal/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/freak-glaclactic-show.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on April 02, 2015, 11:11:01 am
I am the illuminati . . . I get all the new pages.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on June 29, 2015, 08:51:27 pm
http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/29/ufos-filmed-leaving-earth-moments-before-nasa-suddenly-cuts-live-feed-5271554/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on June 30, 2015, 11:37:59 am
Why are UFO videos always filmed from so far away? Like, one day I hope a UFO flies right by one of these cameras. There are friggin thousands of satellites floating around our planet and even more garbage.

I love me good UFO videos and conspiracies, but people always grasp at these kinds of videos. The pyramid on Mars was more convincing.

There ARE a lot of videos on YouTube that get taken down after awhile and, to me, that always was a little suspicious.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on June 30, 2015, 01:34:34 pm
ufos, know that you are filming them . . . that is why.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on June 30, 2015, 03:05:42 pm
True, that's why they have invisibility cloaking mechanisms for when they get too close to someone with a camera or if they know it's a highly monitored area.

The new thing is shape shifting UFOs. If I had access YouTube at work I'd be able to post some I've seen. Crazy stuff.

Flying saucers, then triangular/pyramid shapes, now shape shifting. Alien technology moves quick!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on June 30, 2015, 11:52:28 pm
I wonder if aliens are better at sex, than humans?  I wonder if aliens, are reading this right now?  I wonder, if aliens, get upset, at commas?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on July 01, 2015, 11:41:50 am
theyve probably moved on from punctuation
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on July 01, 2015, 11:47:22 am
you are, so right.  they, probably make great, djs too.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on July 23, 2015, 02:30:01 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/23/us/feat-nasa-kepler-planet-discovery/index.html

getting, closer
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 14, 2015, 02:56:50 pm
The Muppets Caused 9/11

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-muppets-caused-911/

An insane and hysterical read. Kudos, Cracked.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on October 29, 2015, 05:17:42 pm
over, under . . . until we are at war with Russia?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 04, 2015, 01:15:13 pm
test your conspiracy knowledge: http://people.howstuffworks.com/conspiracy-quiz.htm

16/20 for me. 

towards the end there is a true or false question where the choices are "1" for true and "0" for false.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on November 04, 2015, 01:19:47 pm
14... I guess I need to go study.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 04, 2015, 01:44:30 pm
hate online 'tests' but this is one I can get behind
got a 15...thanks for true/false tip
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on November 04, 2015, 02:01:44 pm
15 out of 20.  The Lizard People question made me remember this absolute gem of a thread (http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=21611.0)

I miss Jaguar.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 04, 2015, 02:10:15 pm
I miss Jaguar.
I always wondered if her complete dropping off the map was in someway related to the fact that she was -- and I'm not trying to be flippant -- clearly suffering from some psychological issues.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ggw on November 04, 2015, 02:20:34 pm
I miss Jaguar.
I always wondered if her complete dropping off the map was in someway related to the fact that she was -- and I'm not trying to be flippant -- clearly suffering from some psychological issues.

Or was it because she knew the truth?!?!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 04, 2015, 02:22:06 pm
the lizard people took her.  she knew too much.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on November 04, 2015, 02:35:20 pm
test your conspiracy knowledge: http://people.howstuffworks.com/conspiracy-quiz.htm

16/20 for me. 

towards the end there is a true or false question where the choices are "1" for true and "0" for false.
12/20! This is a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 04, 2015, 03:04:57 pm
the lizard people took her.  she knew too much.
Just once I'd like to meet someone cool without the lizard people taking them away.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 04, 2015, 03:11:38 pm
well, *I* have never been taken away by any lizard poeple <beams with pride>

<expression slowly turn sour> heeeeeey, waiiiiit a minute...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on November 04, 2015, 05:16:23 pm
what ever happened to that guy who began and ended his name with. x's?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on November 04, 2015, 05:44:06 pm
what ever happened to that guy who began and ended his name with. x's?

There was xneverwherex but she was a delightful young lady
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on November 04, 2015, 05:45:00 pm
Shame she died
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 04, 2015, 05:50:13 pm
what ever happened to that guy who began and ended his name with. x's?
VINDICATED!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on November 04, 2015, 05:50:58 pm
what ever happened to that guy who began and ended his name with. x's?
All your asses just got torched, bitches!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on November 04, 2015, 06:42:28 pm
what ever happened to that guy who began and ended his name with. x's?

Shame she died

Or she moved to San Francisco.....
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on November 04, 2015, 07:16:17 pm
The Lizard People question made me remember this absolute gem of a thread (http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=21611.0)

I miss Jaguar.

That's an hour of my life I had no problem wasting.  Again.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on November 05, 2015, 11:13:25 am
I miss Jaguar.
I always wondered if her complete dropping off the map was in someway related to the fact that she was -- and I'm not trying to be flippant -- clearly suffering from some psychological issues.

I thought killsally and az creeped her out and she left?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on November 05, 2015, 12:16:26 pm
I miss Jaguar.
I always wondered if her complete dropping off the map was in someway related to the fact that she was -- and I'm not trying to be flippant -- clearly suffering from some psychological issues.

I thought killsally and az creeped her out and she left?
WTF?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on January 16, 2016, 09:43:16 pm
http://gizmodo.com/the-case-of-the-so-called-alien-megastructure-just-got-1753269810

this may be, one the greatest conspiracy theories, of our time.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2015/dec/09/alien-megastructure-star-kic-8462852-shows-no-sign-of-life
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on January 16, 2016, 09:45:18 pm
is posting on a saturday night . . . a conspiracy, to being a loser?  i am sick as a dog, with this damn dirty flu, and all my friends are out having fun, while I shiver in bed wrapped under 10 blankets.

wait, walkie has friends . . . now that's a conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on January 16, 2016, 10:04:27 pm
get well soon, big guy. signed, your fellow saturday night loser.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on January 16, 2016, 10:09:04 pm
is posting on a saturday night . . . a conspiracy, to being a loser?  i am sick as a dog, with this damn dirty flu, and all my friends are out having fun, while I shiver in bed wrapped under 10 blankets.
No, I am sitting at home sick as well... Second night in a row that I had to skip going out.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on January 16, 2016, 10:17:54 pm
i feel, the love.  expect a week of it, kill,sally . . . if you have what i have.  my mom, had it for two weeks. 


great, just great
 
;D
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on January 17, 2016, 04:23:55 pm
I am feeling a lot better than I did the last couple days, so I do not think I had what your mom had...

I am going to go celebrate my birthday (not actually today but soon) tonight with some heavy metal and light drinking.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 17, 2016, 08:19:18 pm
tonight with some heavy metal and light drinking.
well much better than the alternative of Heavy Drinking and Light Metal
or maybe it's the other way around?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 18, 2016, 04:19:21 pm
http://gizmodo.com/the-case-of-the-so-called-alien-megastructure-just-got-1753269810

this may be, one the greatest conspiracy theories, of our time.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2015/dec/09/alien-megastructure-star-kic-8462852-shows-no-sign-of-life
Weren't they able to snap pics of this thing? And that's how it came about? Or was all this speculation based off of the light dipping? I thought they had actual pictures of it and they couldn't figure out what it was. AH I'm so stoked this came back up!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on January 18, 2016, 04:21:10 pm
tonight with some heavy metal and light drinking.
well much better than the alternative of Heavy Drinking and Light Metal
or maybe it's the other way around?
Actually, it was heavy metal and no drinking.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 18, 2016, 04:33:51 pm
tonight with some heavy metal and light drinking.
well much better than the alternative of Heavy Drinking and Light Metal
or maybe it's the other way around?
Actually, it was heavy metal and no drinking.
yikes...sounds painful, glad you made it our alive
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on January 18, 2016, 04:35:34 pm
I usually only drink during the summer while boating around the Bay. 
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 25, 2016, 02:25:15 pm
well not really a conspiracy...but f'd up

Federal Court Rules You Can Be Arrested Simply for Filming the Police (http://theantimedia.org/federal-court-rules-can-arrested-simply-filming-the-police/)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 25, 2016, 06:33:48 pm
well not really a conspiracy...but f'd up

Federal Court Rules You Can Be Arrested Simply for Filming the Police (http://theantimedia.org/federal-court-rules-can-arrested-simply-filming-the-police/)

That court's ruling is so pathetically weak that it will be overturned on appeal with a special note of "Really?!?". By their logic, outlining a speech or blocking a scene would not be protected by the 1st Amendment because neither would yet be "expressive".
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on February 26, 2016, 04:18:40 am
The best conspiracies of this month.
1.  Is Katy Perry actually Jonbenet Ramsey?
http://theweek.com/speedreads/608658/some-conspiracy-theorists-really-believe-katy-perry-jonbent-ramsey
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/is-katy-perry-actually-jonbenet-ramsey-conspiracy-theorists-seem-to-think-so-w165370
(http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/crop_0_102_1080_836,scalefit_630_noupscale/56cf43051500002b000b0b25.png)
(http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/katy-perry-jonbenet-ramsey-zoom-25618272-0e7f-4a6e-bc7b-ce980ff2b837.jpg)

2.  Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?
http://gawker.com/a-major-poll-is-asking-florida-voters-if-ted-cruz-is-th-1761233778
http://gawker.com/poll-nearly-40-percent-of-floridians-think-ted-cruz-mi-1761428903
(http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/files/2016/02/1455915773-cruz-zodiac.jpg)

(https://broadly-images.vice.com/images/2016/02/22/meet-the-pro-abortion-conspiracy-theorist-who-says-ted-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer-body-image-1456165455.jpg?output-quality=70)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 26, 2016, 10:58:26 am
Holy fucking shit these are amazing ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on February 26, 2016, 11:36:15 am
The Internet can be a strange place.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on February 26, 2016, 07:35:04 pm
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/10314001_1693547017568799_8518308820442349287_n.jpg?oh=98e6b4c3c81df2abc78e291e4f17bfff&oe=575068F0)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on February 27, 2016, 05:30:33 pm
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12804736_1672375049684286_1668499271731425671_n.jpg?oh=0d7f2c1c00d675504fdaee1780a731d0&oe=576BE79A)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on June 13, 2016, 03:13:36 pm
Breaking News! Omar Mateen Did Not Act Alone! Proof of False Flag Conspiracy

http://www.thecommonsenseshow.com/2016/06/12/proof-orlando-massacre-false-flag-conspiracy/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: killsaly on June 13, 2016, 03:18:00 pm
 ::)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on June 13, 2016, 03:32:09 pm
There's so much. Common knowledge would say "Oh, there's 800 different accounts of what happened inside? Is that because there were literally hundreds of people in that nightclub? Oh and no one was hysterical and recounts everything accurately?"

I can never wrap my head around conspiracy theorists. This next one claims "It takes more than one bullet to kill someone" when even a small piece of shrapnel could TOTALLY KILL SOMEONE

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/06/12/there-was-more-than-one-shooter-at-pulse-in-orlando/

ugh
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: bob72 on June 13, 2016, 03:42:53 pm


I can never wrap my head around conspiracy theorists.
yeah, I saw one yesterday claiming it was a complete hoax because there was no cell phone pics/video footage from club goers. Mind you not even 16 hours had passed since the incident that this one surfaced.

Because yes, if my life was in danger instead of fleeing to safety I would whip out my cell phone and make videos to prove my life was actually in danger.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on June 13, 2016, 04:23:50 pm


I can never wrap my head around conspiracy theorists.
yeah, I saw one yesterday claiming it was a complete hoax because there was no cell phone pics/video footage from club goers. Mind you not even 16 hours had passed since the incident that this one surfaced.

Because yes, if my life was in danger instead of fleeing to safety I would whip out my cell phone and make videos to prove my life was actually in danger.

actually some people did do just that.. whip out cell phones and make videos... they found some on the cell phones of the dead.....
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on June 14, 2016, 10:34:07 am
I get the logic on both sides, I don't think any of those videos and picture NOT being released is grounds to call this a fucking "hoax" or god damn "false flag" shit. I believe there are also videos going around of "crisis actors" now. Good grief.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walk,on,by on August 02, 2016, 11:21:04 am
As the country goes on with the elections, this whole South China Sea thing keeps popping up. I wonder what will happen?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 02, 2016, 11:25:48 am
Whenever anyone ends an "I wonder..." statement with a question mark, I always try to re-read it using the rising inflection of an actual question. It never works.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on August 02, 2016, 11:35:44 am
The SCS stuff is pretty crazy. China is building up some of their islands too. Curious times. Especially with Russian involvement. Uy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 02, 2016, 08:15:57 am
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14095972_1791675204405789_448593728839643111_n.jpg?oh=183d4c898f81be77a11aa1a261ac8581&oe=5854E471)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 12, 2016, 03:04:18 pm
Hillary Clinton body double! One of my favorite things to come out over the last few days.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/conspiracy-theorists-think-hillary-clinton-has-been-replaced-with-a-body-double-after-her-collapse-6122915/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2016, 03:29:26 pm
The Post-Truth World (http://www.economist.com/news/briefing/21706498-dishonesty-politics-nothing-new-manner-which-some-politicians-now-lie-and)

Yes, I?d lie to you

Dishonesty in politics is nothing new; but the manner in which some politicians now lie, and the havoc they may wreak by doing so, are worrying
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 06, 2016, 04:09:38 pm
YES!

http://www.cracked.com/article_24294_jonbenets-creepy-santa-4-other-disturbing-coincidences.html
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on December 21, 2016, 01:56:39 pm
YES

http://www.aol.com/article/news/2016/12/20/theory-claims-russian-ambassador-assassination-was-fake/21631763/
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on December 21, 2016, 08:29:51 pm
From cracked, to aol.  Interesting.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on December 22, 2016, 03:33:12 pm
From cracked, to aol.  Interesting.
The AOL article made me super excited because, duh, conspiracy theorists would totally still be using AOL lol.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on December 22, 2016, 03:36:05 pm
From cracked, to aol.  Interesting.
The AOL article made me super excited because, duh, conspiracy theorists would totally still be using AOL lol.
There are some newsgroups I visit through Prodigy Online and they'll blow your fucking mind, son.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on December 23, 2016, 01:21:55 pm
Plz post them
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on December 27, 2016, 04:22:07 pm
Tom, fucking, Arnold.

what, a career move.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on January 31, 2017, 12:21:01 pm
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/asteroid-whizzing-by-earth-six-times-closer-than-the-moon/vi-AAmq9JF?ocid=spartandhp

these things getting closer, or is it just me?  I like how they didn't know about it until hours before it, "whizzed by us."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 31, 2017, 12:37:59 pm
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/asteroid-whizzing-by-earth-six-times-closer-than-the-moon/vi-AAmq9JF?ocid=spartandhp

these things getting closer, or is it just me?  I like how they didn't know about it until hours before it, "whizzed by us."
How is this a conspiracy? Wasn't there an article about one being close next month too.... Maybe it was this one. I didn't read it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on January 31, 2017, 12:40:48 pm
the conspiracy is, that they know so much more about these things and where they come from and who is sending them here to destroy us, as we blindly just think they are random space junk that nobody can do anything about.

did, I say too much just there?

/

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on January 31, 2017, 01:33:25 pm
If somebody's sending asteroids here to destroy us, they're doing a horrible job.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 31, 2017, 02:29:35 pm
If somebody's sending asteroids here to destroy us, they're doing a horrible job.
Trail and error? For...... millions and millions of years? They got it once! And the moon a bunch!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on January 31, 2017, 03:18:29 pm
We've been hit just as much as the moon. But we've got weather that erases the craters.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 31, 2017, 03:23:37 pm
I guess we've also had more almost hit us but deteriorate in the atmosphere.... hell yeah!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on January 31, 2017, 04:40:30 pm
Death from above, indeed.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 01, 2017, 12:33:53 pm
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/trevor-noah-aclu-interview-cutting-out-was-a-broadcast-glitch/ar-AAmuMfS?li=AA2qN5v&ocid=spartandhp

yet,
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 07, 2017, 06:50:56 pm
I wonder if one looked at all the recent earthquakes, in a certain time frame, and marked them on a map, would they form some sort of cryptic pathway towards an answer of what is going to happen to us, as a people, on this planet.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 08, 2017, 10:38:08 am
Do it
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Relaxer on February 08, 2017, 11:37:31 am
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/686/32630878152_953e277af7_b.jpg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 08, 2017, 11:48:16 am
wow
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2019, 07:47:35 am
posted here, well because....but this would suck if true

Hundreds of Birds Fall From the Sky During 5G Test in The Netherlands (https://www.brighteon.com/6015423649001?)


yes a tangent....
Although I've never been a fan of Starlings....interesting that audoban agrees
Birdist Rule #72: It’s Okay to Hate Starlings (https://www.audubon.org/news/birdist-rule-72-its-okay-hate-starlings)

There are probably more European Starlings in the United States than any other species. But there shouldn’t be any at all—they’re invasives. They were released on the streets of New York City in 1890 by a misguided faction called the American Acclimatization Society,

None has been more destructive to native wildlife as the European Starling.



this line is the kicker coming from a bird loving group...
So next time you see a starling, give it a sneer. It’ll feel good.


jez...going further down this rabbit hole and found a great name for a band  Starlicide (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlicide)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 20, 2019, 08:25:14 am
Not trying to be snarky, but how exactly did you come across that information?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 20, 2019, 08:31:20 am
Not trying to be snarky, but how exactly did you come across that information?
a FB post from a 'friend' who still posts about chem-trails ....maybe I knew jaguar all the time!

The stuff on Starlings was on wikipedia


Edit...did a little more research
“This is a hoax. The birds were probably poisoned but the tests are still being carried out.” (https://www.thequint.com/news/webqoof/5g-radiation-causes-bird-death-in-netherlands-fake-news)

So I posted it in the right thread!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on March 20, 2019, 09:28:21 am
a FB post from a 'friend' who still posts about chem-trails ....maybe I knew jaguar all the time!
Oh, oh, yes. That’s it. Right in my veins.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 17, 2019, 04:58:55 pm
umm some people in Portland are getting on the crazy train....
City officials in Portland, Oregon are preparing a Wednesday vote to oppose the rollout of next-generation 5G networks in the city
https://gizmodo.com/portland-lawmakers-want-to-block-5g-rollout-citing-sha-1833253078
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on April 17, 2019, 05:04:45 pm
umm some people in Portland are getting on the crazy train...

portland is the florida of the west coast.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonbyeeeeeeeee on April 17, 2019, 05:32:54 pm
I get a tingly sensation, right about here . . . when I remember this thread is still, out there.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonbyeeeeeeeee on April 18, 2019, 06:36:12 pm
I am sitting here; knowing and believing the fact, that somewhere out there, is another one of each of you.  they look, too much like you.  it is actually fright,ening how much they resemble who you are, inside and out.  all but their purpose here, their reasons and thoughts and emotional responses.  strange, when you meet them.  singularity.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: walkonbyeeeeeeeee on April 18, 2019, 06:37:49 pm
also . . . LSD (labrinth, sia, diplo) . . . is the new, motherfucking gorillaz, only with a better singer.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 18, 2019, 10:45:57 pm
also . . . LSD (labrinth, sia, diplo) . . . is the new, motherfucking gorillaz, only with a better singer.
funny thread to bring it up in, but stumbled across that the other night and was impressed
name also sucked me in
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on September 03, 2019, 09:20:32 pm
Rat,bastard . . . is Drew,tang.

Discuss.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on September 04, 2019, 01:47:10 am
Rat,bastard . . . is Drew,tang.

Discuss.

i like where you're headed with this, however, in order for this to be true RB would have had to spend his entire time in exile taking writing and logic classes.  otherwise, no way his writing could be mistaken for that of 'tang.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on September 04, 2019, 08:50:02 am
Rat,bastard . . . is Drew,tang.

Discuss.

i like where you're headed with this, however, in order for this to be true RB would have had to spend his entire time in exile taking writing and logic classes.  otherwise, no way his writing could be mistaken for that of 'tang.
Yeah, zero percent chance. RatBastard was an extremely long-winded and vulgar poster. Drewtang is very succinct and other than calling people "libs" pejoratively, really isn't confrontational. It would take a Julian-esque literary talent to, so perfectly, adopt and maintain these sort of split personas without getting Joe Kleined.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on September 04, 2019, 09:03:03 am
Plus, Ratbastard died.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on September 04, 2019, 09:19:18 am
Rat,bastard . . . is Drew,tang.

Discuss.

Not true... And I can't recall where, but I've seen Tang posting about Libs somewhere else on the nets in the past. I'm pretty sure it was a beer IG page or a beer FB page, possibly Aslin.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on September 04, 2019, 11:03:54 am
SMH...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on September 04, 2019, 11:40:44 am
SMH...

Rat,bastard . . . is Grate,ful.

Discuss.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on September 04, 2019, 01:17:46 pm
I mean, I've never seen him in a room with me before...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on September 04, 2019, 02:13:06 pm
SMH...

Rat,bastard . . . is Grate,ful.

Discuss.

I won't be grateful to be dead, but given the miserable life he was leading...I'd say entirely possible.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 20, 2020, 05:10:51 pm
https://www.facebook.com/117311156334402/posts/176094263789424/

Dis,cuss.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 20, 2020, 05:54:50 pm
man was hoping for something soo much better
weak sauce and think walkonback is a BOT....discuss
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 20, 2020, 05:58:01 pm
That, was, weak?  Post, something strong . . .
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 20, 2020, 06:00:18 pm
https://www.facebook.com/117311156334402/posts/176094263789424/

Dis,cuss.

i agree: this is definitely a conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 20, 2020, 06:13:55 pm
here's a conspiracy theory: why is walkies called out in this brad pitt & jennifer aniston photo (https://www.instagram.com/p/B7hprRqhRZ6/)?!?  (check the tags)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 20, 2020, 06:20:31 pm
#fuck
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 20, 2020, 06:51:26 pm
gig's up, dude.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 20, 2020, 09:52:01 pm
man was hoping for something soo much better
weak sauce and think walkonback is a BOT....discuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlFg3rzy1gg

bet,ter?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 22, 2020, 10:53:39 am
1820.  1920.  2020.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on January 22, 2020, 11:19:24 am
Oooh i got this one!

2120?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 22, 2020, 11:38:20 am
Awful early in the year for people to be clamoring for a Rolling Compendium of Integers reunion. . .
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 22, 2020, 06:08:23 pm
This conspiracy . . . needs a play,list.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 23, 2020, 10:16:58 am
Snakes, are the source,  this time.  It all, makes sense, Barbara Walters.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 23, 2020, 03:36:53 pm
If I told you where, I live . . . they would find me.  Every,day for the past 4 days, military helicopters have been buzzing the Shenandoah Valley.

Care, to share something with us, Donald?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 25, 2020, 05:34:32 pm
So, here I was, minding my own business posting on this thread about the new virus that will kill us all . . . and a few days later, i am very sick.  Like Bat Soup sick.  Like face mask sick.  Like quarantined to a separate bedroom sick.  Like posting on this forum on a weekend sick.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2020, 04:35:57 pm
"Batman isn't a superhero because he doesn't have superpowers."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: nkotb on January 28, 2020, 05:12:09 pm
I've had an argument with a coworker about this for years.  But he also claims that Iron Man IS a superhero and that Daredevil isn't!

"Batman isn't a superhero because he doesn't have superpowers."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2020, 05:18:57 pm
Daredevil  . . . he lost his sight, and his other four senses were heightened to a superhuman level.  Superhero.

Iron man . . . A rich CEO in a metal suit.   Not a super hero.  Basically Richard Branson with mega weapons.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2020, 05:21:48 pm
Also, Man of Steel is the greatest superhero movie, ever made.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2020, 11:57:41 pm
I, get more 'top of the next page,' than you.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on January 29, 2020, 01:15:10 pm
I just had an epiphany...I think there is a conspiracy to keep John Bolton from communicating what he knows!!! This conspiracy involves the entire Republican Party!!! From the President on down!!

Anyone else think this or am I thinking cray?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 29, 2020, 02:26:42 pm
Wow, Bob, Wow.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 29, 2020, 03:28:05 pm
I just had an epiphany...I think there is a conspiracy to keep John Bolton from communicating what he knows!!! This conspiracy involves the entire Republican Party!!! From the President on down!!

Anyone else think this or am I thinking cray?

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-15-2016/DsUboX.gif)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 29, 2020, 03:54:26 pm
I just had an epiphany...I think there is a conspiracy to keep John Bolton from communicating what he knows!!! This conspiracy involves the entire Republican Party!!! From the President on down!!

Anyone else think this or am I thinking cray?
I do think you left out the State Run Media (faux) and their minions who do a lot of the dirty work to make this all possible
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on January 29, 2020, 04:24:23 pm
Well I thought it... but that just seemed too huge a conspiracy!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 29, 2020, 04:25:40 pm
This thread, is going places.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 30, 2020, 04:30:47 pm
I, find it highly suspicious that Julian used to be obsessed with walrusses on here, I believe in relation to Seth, even going so far as to start a thread about walrusses.

And Brian used to call himself, Brian Walrus.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 30, 2020, 05:06:35 pm
I, find it highly suspicious that Julian used to be obsessed with walrusses on here, I believe in relation to Seth, even going so far as to start a thread about walrusses.

And Brian used to call himself, Brian Walrus.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on January 30, 2020, 05:58:03 pm
^ solid defense.

(courtesy of Alan Dershowitz?)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on January 31, 2020, 10:44:22 am
I, find it highly suspicious that Julian used to be obsessed with walrusses on here, I believe in relation to Seth, even going so far as to start a thread about walrusses.

And Brian used to call himself, Brian Walrus.

If you reread old threads (that Pittsburgh one, for example), you'll see that it was Frank Gallagher (aka Mankie, RIP or GAL), not Brian Wallace, who temporarily called himself "Brian Walrus."
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 31, 2020, 10:48:11 am
Thanks.  This . . . who is Brian / who is Atomic / who is Dupek . . . is driving me, crazy.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on May 31, 2020, 11:52:17 pm
The Simpsons. Once, again.  Too many times.  From the, future.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 31, 2020, 02:17:21 pm
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/118617617_10158387464631224_3999607314261589913_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=VnaOD-oVhx8AX86H3st&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=34574b92544ed890f1a1fe2896f4e797&oe=5F7318E1)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 31, 2020, 02:41:11 pm
Looks like Qanon thwarted sweets attempt to share this info

but I fight Qanon with toothpicks and cheese knives and have stopped their attempt to silence our esteemed bordie
Here is the truth he wished to share...this may be my last post
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED876/5daa85b5c0144.jpeg)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on August 31, 2020, 02:47:17 pm
Dreams are our past, present and future paths, not yet traveled or missed by our own distractions.

Dreams that have God or Satan within them, and you remember them as you awake, are signs you will die very soon. 

Conspiracy theories are ways our brains search for a truth in multi leveled dimensional spaces that we exist in.  A whole correct idea, with nothing but the truth, lies spread out amongst us like pieces of a waiting puzzle, but shattered beyond our possibly pulling it together. 

Humans need hatred, to exist.   We cannot survive on only love.  We are built by a foreign power, who doesn't want us to get, too far along, too fast.

The, end.


Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 31, 2020, 02:49:16 pm
on, brand
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on August 31, 2020, 02:50:13 pm
I'm a, brand whore.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 01, 2020, 06:52:35 am
Anyone seen hutch lately?? Or has he boarded a plane in a dapper all black uniform off to cause mayhem... that’s currently “under investigation”

On a side note... I’m off to pound what little I have of my head against a wall...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 01, 2020, 08:57:39 am
Anyone seen hutch lately?? Or has he boarded a plane in a dapper all black uniform off to cause mayhem... that’s currently “under investigation”
can confirm he has the outfit, can't confirm his presence on said plane
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 01, 2020, 12:11:33 pm
when in doubt double down....  And I bet the panels at LooterCom are lit, but the convention vendors are pretty sparse...

Eric Stangel
@EricStangel

Um, hello, maybe they were just heading to LooterCon. Ever think of that??
Quote Tweet

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
TRUMP: "A person was on a plane, said there were about 6 people like that person, more or less, and what happened is the entire plane filled up with the looters, the anarchists, rioters, people looking for trouble. The person felt very uncomfortable on the plane."


https://twitter.com/EricStangel/status/1300819308218585088?s=20
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on November 05, 2020, 05:55:37 pm
Moving van, at White House.

No one has seen, him in 48 hours.

Already, left the country, to escape post president convictions in New York.

Scandal, bigger than Nixon.

The, end.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: hutch on November 05, 2020, 06:53:33 pm
I wish but am convinced he will run again in 2024
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2020, 07:46:27 pm
I wish but am convinced he will run again in 2024

convicted felons cannot run for office.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2021, 02:07:22 pm
This whole reddit stock market debacle is nothing more than an invented scandal by someone associated with the Trump organization to deflect the news and people's minds away from the impeachment and from what he is going to be doing next.

It was a brilliant diversion away from politics in the news and on Twitter but like everything that Trump touches it has officially backfired and failed because now it could possibly bring down the structures of Wall Street that had been in place forever . . . or was that the plan all along.

The End.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 28, 2021, 02:14:46 pm
This whole reddit stock market debacle is nothing more than an invented scandal by someone associated with the Trump organization to deflect the news and people's minds away from the impeachment and from what he is going to be doing next.

It was a brilliant diversion away from politics in the news and on Twitter but like everything that Trump touches it has officially backfired and failed because now it could possibly bring down the structures of Wall Street that had been in place forever . . . or was that the plan all along.

The End.
The more likely conspiracies: this is the work of a foreign power trying to destabilize confidence in US Markets, or (most likely) this is a pump and dump scheme that has taken on a life of its own.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on January 28, 2021, 02:16:12 pm
Will not . . . confirm.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 28, 2021, 02:30:21 pm
or (most likely) this is a pump and dump scheme that has taken on a life of its own.
I still don't believe that WallStreetBet had the power to move the stock like this
I can't imagine there were enough small investors to create billions in trades


@tyler
Citadel is an investor in Melvin Capital, which got run over by Wall Street Bets. Citadel is also Robinhood's biggest customer.


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsxA9agW8AIiZyf?format=jpg&name=small)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqkvIfPXAAI5E_y?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on January 28, 2021, 08:29:29 pm
A "reality" star got over 70 million people to believe that their enemies are lizards in disguise.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on March 26, 2021, 08:26:14 pm
If you live in a haunted house, and you watch the movie The Conjuring and the Conjuring 2 back-to-back . . . you gonna really regret it.

The conspiracy theory here, is that the world of the supernatural loves attention so much, that if you watch something involving the supernatural on your television, it will somehow make contact with the world of the supernatural.   If you watch those 2 movies back-to-back that I mentioned, you will discover how powerful a movie involving the world of the supernatural, can be.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: StoneTheCrow on March 27, 2021, 06:50:47 am
I love horror movies.  I can count the number of good ones made this century on one hand. Have not watched that one.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on May 08, 2021, 05:50:29 pm
So the Chinese rocket is projected to land *somewhere* at about the same time Elon Musk hits the SNL stage tonight...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Starsky on May 08, 2021, 05:59:04 pm
It sure would be great........ TV....... if it landed on his head
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 10, 2021, 12:27:07 pm
as we all know, trump is going to be restored/re-inaugurated on August 12.  here's the latest:

(https://i.imgur.com/ZAhcehQ.jpeg)
 
hope you don't have an important meeting on Wednesday, or any time after
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 10, 2021, 01:04:46 pm
dammit now i'll never get my verizon bill fixed..
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 10, 2021, 01:06:37 pm
as we all know, trump is going to be restored/re-inaugurated on August 12.  here's the latest:

(https://i.imgur.com/ZAhcehQ.jpeg)
 
hope you don't have an important meeting on Wednesday, or any time after
Cuomo "resigning" is just him going "state's witness" and helping bring down the cabal from within. He will be given a low-level cabinet position in the Trump regime on Thursday. STORM IS FORMING.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 10, 2021, 01:06:53 pm
Sorry guys, wrong messageboard/account. Ignore.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 10, 2021, 02:01:55 pm
Sorry guys, wrong messageboard/account. Ignore.
Julian, alleged Q-fuckface
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on August 10, 2021, 02:25:58 pm
Sorry guys, wrong messageboard/account. Ignore.
Julian, alleged Q-fuckface
I mean, I am not Q but I absolutely am capable of being. It wouldn't even be that surprising if I was, if you think about it.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 11, 2021, 02:21:23 pm
as we all know, trump is going to be restored/re-inaugurated on August 12.  here's the latest:

(https://i.imgur.com/ZAhcehQ.jpeg)
 
hope you don't have an important meeting on Wednesday, or any time after

You'll know if it happens when you get an alarm on your phone from FEMA
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 11, 2021, 03:06:23 pm
great read: The con is winding down (https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/08/10/con-is-winding-down/)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 11, 2021, 03:53:28 pm

This seems like a self-correcting problem

(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/5RGDNAQHZZCM3OEHA63GFRKFYI.png&w=916)


Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: vansmack on August 11, 2021, 04:13:57 pm
If I'm kosmo, I'm shutting the board down for a little while tomorrow morning just for the fun of it...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 11, 2021, 04:58:15 pm
the My Pillow Guy's "cyber symposium" is supposed to finally, finally give us proof that the election was stolen.  i guess Lindell wasn't counting on actual experts showing up and live-tweeting the entire fiasco (https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1424878450867847181.html).  this twitter thread should be high on your must-read-today list.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 11, 2021, 05:01:15 pm
This seems like a self-correcting problem

(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/5RGDNAQHZZCM3OEHA63GFRKFYI.png&w=416)

speaking of the overlap between Big Liars and Anti-Vaxxers:

"Because I like exterminating any residual shreds of faith in humanity, I looked through the overwhelmingly hostile comments on a YouTube video by a doctor debunking some covid misinformation tonight. I noticed an interesting parallel to some “election theft” disinfo" --> THREAD (https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1424946657242796034.html)

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 11, 2021, 05:30:40 pm
There is video of some parents going after a doctor who spoke in favor of masks in a wealthy part of TN.  All part of that Venn Diagram which is just a circle these days
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 13, 2021, 10:29:50 am
Do the #reinstatementday dance in 3 easy steps

https://twitter.com/Fah_Lo_Me/status/1426166195741470723?s=19
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 13, 2021, 03:22:32 pm
not only is today #ReinstatementDay, it's also National Kool-Aid Day (https://www.checkiday.com/6226a36c7f8125411b621e0c89954fce/national-kool-aid-day).  seriously.  can't make this stuff up.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 25, 2021, 02:30:23 pm
i wish i had more money to waste on things like these: https://www.concordaerospace.com/

the reviews are a good chuckle too - scroll to the bottom of https://www.concordaerospace.com/collections/specials/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: WALKonBack on September 12, 2021, 02:43:44 pm
Good God.  How on Earth, did I never hear of this before.

lluminati: New World Order card game from the 90s??!!

Fas,cinating
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 28, 2021, 11:52:45 am
A fear grows in Trumpworld: Have we gone too conspiratorial? (https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/27/trump-conspiracy-theories-election-517313)
There is growing worry that talk of stolen elections, machine rigging and foreign plots will hurt election reform efforts and sap turnout.


Finally a silver lining to 5 years of insanity
If GGW was here, he could help me find my post when I said that Trump will destroy the GOP, splinter it into factions and take away their dominance politics
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 28, 2021, 12:20:19 pm
well you know fucker carlson is about the blow the lid off jan 6th... it was a false flag event

just think of all the years of preparation that went into knowing that 45** would lose the election and then on the day of certification thousands of people who have  been pretending for years to be ranting and raving on social media, joining militias, flying in on private planes, lather rinse repeat to take part in the event..

wonder what the going rate for getting arrested, placed in jail and appearing before judges and prosecutors is...

wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 28, 2021, 12:35:10 pm
of course that would mean the one person killed was also part of the false flag event, or did they simply get caught up in the moment and decided to be a PATRIOT
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on October 28, 2021, 12:40:46 pm
wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 28, 2021, 01:56:53 pm
wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED
I've always had my suspicions about Kozmo
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on October 28, 2021, 01:59:10 pm
wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED
I've always had my suspicions about Kozmo

yeah my working at a travel agency isn't holding up so well these days...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on February 25, 2022, 11:05:29 pm
Everything, that Ye and Kim K do, is all for promo and press of the next project.

They aren't actually married, or have kids, or dating who they are dating now, or are fighting.  They do though,  just happen to have new projects coming out, or recently out, at the same time everyone is suddenly talking about them, again.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on April 28, 2022, 01:29:40 pm
Whistleblower linked to FBI investigation into Trump and Deutsche Bank found dead in LA (https://www.businessinsider.com/deutsche-bank-whistleblower-valentin-broeksmit-found-dead-2022-4)
"Emphasizing that he didn't suspect foul play, Stedman went on to write in a further tweet: "Everyone needs to fucking stop with the conspiracy theories about Val.""
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 28, 2022, 01:53:47 pm
Ozzy has tested positive for Covid and Cock Van Per Palm announces he has Covid.. Have the two ever been seen in the same room?  inquiring minds want to know

also there are multiple actors playing Prez Biden including Jim Carrey... and Princess Diana and Jackie Kennedy are still alive, at least in the flyover states...
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 07, 2022, 12:29:37 pm
Gonna put this on my gravestone... Just above 21st Century Digital Boy

"Conspiracy theory is how idiots get to feel like intellectuals"

https://twitter.com/Baddiel/status/1545041700489351169?s=20&t=MKQccJkpyC7bzrFVtO8sqA

Trigger warning as it contain MTG content.

"MAGA month"  ::)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on July 11, 2022, 02:14:54 pm
75 years ago, Roswell ‘flying saucer’ report sparked UFO obsession (https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2022/07/08/roswell-flying-saucer-ufo/)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 12, 2022, 09:10:49 am
People remember events differently, based on anniversary numbers, than when they remember anything about the event, without such numbers involved.

Also, people will never be able to fully exit the cult that is social media (this place included), for we are all members of said cult, and there is no one left out there, anymore, to be able to pull us out.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on July 12, 2022, 09:41:57 am
Choose your cult carefully.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on July 15, 2022, 07:22:41 pm
(CNN) - Ivana Trump, an ex-wife of former President Donald Trump, died of "blunt impact injuries" to the torso, New York City's medical examiner said Friday.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on July 19, 2022, 12:32:28 am
Merrick Garland is so good at what he does, he totally deserved to be on the SC.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 22, 2022, 11:52:34 am
Is the world getting crazier . . . or are we just paying more attention, out of boredom?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 22, 2022, 12:05:16 pm
Is the world getting crazier . . . or are we just paying more attention, out of boredom?

They just want you to think the world is getting crazier.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 22, 2022, 02:12:20 pm
Is the world getting crazier . . . or are we just paying more attention, out of boredom?

i think there is a hell of a lot more to pay attention to, because some folks have figured out there is a market for the cray-cray.  once upon a time, basing your radio show on non-stop conspiracy resulted in you broadcasting from your basement to your 3 followers.  nowadays you can found a multi-million-dollar network off of pure whack.  this in turns legitimizes the whack.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 22, 2022, 02:16:10 pm
Whack

https://youtu.be/N1SYjA8ol8o
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on August 22, 2022, 03:30:13 pm
Whack

https://youtu.be/N1SYjA8ol8o (https://youtu.be/N1SYjA8ol8o)

can confirm (but not sure if you can still found a multi-million-dollar network off of this particular sample...)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on August 22, 2022, 03:55:31 pm
hey now Nino Greasmanelli was yuuuuge! I even met him once IRL at putt-putt golf in Rockville!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 22, 2022, 06:38:52 pm
What is happening at CNN?  Hostile, political takeover?  Simple, ratings adjustment to make more money?  Even FOX news has been slowly changing tunes on who they have been allowing to come on for "intellectual other side" opinion.

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”


Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 22, 2022, 09:07:47 pm
It’s because CNN now falls under the Warner Discovery umbrella and is run by a TFG supporter
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on August 23, 2022, 10:22:28 am
In 20 years from now,  all punk bands will be wearing shirts with Donald Trump face in cool, artistic, anti conforming brilliance.

1980's Reagan as a target, all over again.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Starsky on August 23, 2022, 10:27:56 am
If they aren’t doing it yet…..
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on September 17, 2022, 06:37:40 pm
Because of anger, sometimes James Ford and I,  are the same person.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on November 08, 2023, 01:31:14 pm

OMFG walky predicted climate change, COVID and AI.

And now this (https://www.columbian.com/news/2023/nov/07/400-earthquakes-recorded-under-mount-st-helens-since-mid-july/)! :o

i used to think that people believed in the facts that one day, maybe soon, we would all be destroyed by volcano, an earthquake or four,  maybe even the oceans and the glaciers and cthulhu arises to avenge the old ones.  but then i would attempt to trump that idealism by saying, "no . . . it will be the viruses mutating by either manmade hand or other design not imaginable that will defeat us on this planet."  we can't even stop the diseases that have been battled for how many years now.  and will the inventor of such cures for that which plague us, just give it away free for the sake of humanity, or bargain the shit out of it for the highest dollar.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html

now i suspect that it will be one these dumbshits who are obviously on missions of "one upping the other."  I have always hated the notion of hackers.  i even hated the movie.  they make me nervous for what they could "accidently" or on purpose do that could start war stand offs, cut electricity, and gods know what else to seriously fuck up and create forced states of anarchy.  i wish that all of our defenses and attacks capabilities could somehow not be controlled by computers.  that would show them.  "hack this hamster and wheel operation, you fuckhead!"

Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 08, 2023, 02:50:28 pm

OMFG walky predicted climate change, COVID and AI.

And now this (https://www.columbian.com/news/2023/nov/07/400-earthquakes-recorded-under-mount-st-helens-since-mid-july/)! :o

i used to think that people believed in the facts that one day, maybe soon, we would all be destroyed by volcano, an earthquake or four,  maybe even the oceans and the glaciers and cthulhu arises to avenge the old ones.  but then i would attempt to trump that idealism by saying, "no . . . it will be the viruses mutating by either manmade hand or other design not imaginable that will defeat us on this planet."  we can't even stop the diseases that have been battled for how many years now.  and will the inventor of such cures for that which plague us, just give it away free for the sake of humanity, or bargain the shit out of it for the highest dollar.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html)

now i suspect that it will be one these dumbshits who are obviously on missions of "one upping the other."  I have always hated the notion of hackers.  i even hated the movie.  they make me nervous for what they could "accidently" or on purpose do that could start war stand offs, cut electricity, and gods know what else to seriously fuck up and create forced states of anarchy.  i wish that all of our defenses and attacks capabilities could somehow not be controlled by computers.  that would show them.  "hack this hamster and wheel operation, you fuckhead!"


he even wrote, in 2011, "trump that idealism" - he predicted DJT!  walkstradamus!!!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 20, 2023, 09:47:22 pm
Get your name on the alien hit list!

NASA is sending a high-tech ‘message in a bottle’ to Jupiter. Here’s how you can add you name (https://wtop.com/science/2023/11/here-a-way-to-get-your-name-out-there-way-out-there/)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on January 29, 2024, 11:29:47 am
After the last two, major updates for the Android phone . . . all camera guard apps mysteriously stopped working.  Most comments on play store from November to current questioning why, have been deleted.

Stop playing with your phone, on the toilet; they see you and your penis now.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on January 29, 2024, 11:45:44 am
Stop playing with your phone, on the toilet; they see you and your penis now.
So that's why I keep getting advertising for Monster condoms for my Magnum dong!
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on January 29, 2024, 11:52:36 am
Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 05, 2024, 11:34:49 am
Everything we do, everything we have done, everything we can't do, everything we are trying to do . . . is controlled by outside forces.

They. Them. Those. Always. Forever, until the end.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 05, 2024, 11:38:52 am
Huffing the mimeograph ink again I see
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on February 05, 2024, 12:43:51 pm
Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on February 05, 2024, 01:45:24 pm
Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

I thought I was the only Android person in my family because my wife buys the expensive phones for her and my daughter, leaving me with the cheap one.

But I guess the big dick theory works too.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Yada on February 05, 2024, 02:02:40 pm
Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

I thought I was the only Android person in my family because my wife buys the expensive phones for her and my daughter, leaving me with the cheap one.

But I guess the big dick theory works too.

I'm not sure I'd call the price tag on Androids cheap unless you're getting a POS, but at any rate, I'll never be converted to IOS.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 05, 2024, 02:05:58 pm
Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

But I guess the big dick theory works too.

The Earth, done shooketh.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on February 05, 2024, 02:06:08 pm
Once you pull back the curtains of this reality, you can finally see the Oz of it all.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on April 05, 2024, 01:34:53 pm
A very late Nor'easter dumps 2 plus feet of snow in New England, followed by a pretty good size East Coast earthquake, followed by a total eclipse of the Sun.

Oh yeah, this thread is horny baby.

Almost forgot . . . lightning struck the Statue of Liberty yesterday, as well.

There's something there.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 05, 2024, 05:07:42 pm
There is only something there, when you send a Self Addressed Envelope and get back a mimeographed rantings of a lunatic.  All other conspiracy theories are bunk and done for that sweet grifter cash.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 05, 2024, 05:52:35 pm
There is only something there, when you send a Self Addressed Envelope and get back a mimeographed rantings of a lunatic.
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on April 05, 2024, 06:00:54 pm
There is only something there, when you send a Self Addressed Envelope and get back a mimeographed rantings of a lunatic.  All other conspiracy theories are bunk and done for that sweet grifter cash.

This is exactly what they want you to believe.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on April 06, 2024, 07:32:27 pm
That is twice, that Kosmo has referenced a mimeograph on this forum, in relation to me.

There, is something there.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on April 06, 2024, 09:33:21 pm
Nothing better than huffing mimeograph ink
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Mobius on April 08, 2024, 01:21:51 pm
Days after experiencing a 4.8 earthquake we have a total eclipse on 4.8.  Who is behind this and what does it mean?
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Space Freely on April 08, 2024, 01:40:03 pm
Days after experiencing a 4.8 earthquake we have a total eclipse on 4.8.  Who is behind this and what does it mean?

At least one VIP says it's God.

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1776282144416972941?s=46
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on April 08, 2024, 08:08:29 pm
Days after experiencing a 4.8 earthquake we have a total eclipse on 4.8.  Who is behind this and what does it mean?

O,m,g.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on April 08, 2024, 08:51:57 pm
Days after experiencing a 4.8 earthquake we have a total eclipse on 4.8.  Who is behind this and what does it mean?

O,m,g.

Snookie (https://www.seventeen.com/celebrity/g20978869/short-celebrities/?slide=2)
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on April 09, 2024, 08:30:47 am
Small earthquake outside of Richmond last night.

Tapping, fingers on the future table of thoughts.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: grateful on April 09, 2024, 08:47:34 am
April Madness is the new March Madness
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on April 09, 2024, 09:24:12 am
Small earthquake outside of Richmond last night.
This is literally news to me.
Title: Re: the conspiracy theory thread
Post by: Blow, me, Joey on April 09, 2024, 10:23:11 am
It must have not been felt, in the Burberry district.