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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: HoyaParanoia on May 19, 2005, 01:31:00 pm

Title: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: HoyaParanoia on May 19, 2005, 01:31:00 pm
ummm? kosmo?
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 02, 2023, 02:56:48 pm
wakefield high school
where one of my kids attends and is about 2 blocks from my house has had quite a fucking week

https://www.arlnow.com/2023/02/02/breaking-wakefield-high-school-reportedly-in-lockdown-amid-police-presence/

14 yr old overdoes in school
https://www.arlnow.com/2023/01/31/breaking-police-presence-at-wakefield-high-school-after-reported-overdoses/
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:02:42 pm
Have you considered the possibility your child is a drug dealer?
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:03:08 pm
When they leave, do they tell you they're "splittin'"?
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:03:24 pm
Do they say "man" a lot?
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Post by: sweetcell on February 02, 2023, 03:03:38 pm
if only your school had received $5.1 billion to teach critical race theory, none of this would have happened...
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:04:00 pm
When other youths are over your house, do they call your child "Mr Candyman" and ask them for a "big rock of cocaine"?
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:04:36 pm
Is your child's room full of guns they and their associates have used to murder rival drug dealers?
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:04:59 pm
Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?
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Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 03:05:25 pm
^^ Answering yes to any of these questions could be a sign your child is selling drugs at their school.
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Post by: sweetcell on February 02, 2023, 03:09:03 pm
Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?

shit, my 9-year-old daughter is dealin', clearly has been all her life.  gonna hafta bring the hammer down when she gets home today: time for LOCKDOWN.
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 02, 2023, 03:22:55 pm
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 02, 2023, 03:26:56 pm
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 02, 2023, 03:30:21 pm
Myracle Brah easily one of the best power pop bands ever...
Title: Re: What the hell is going on here?
Post by: Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI on February 02, 2023, 04:07:16 pm
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".
Oh, Bravo.