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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: you be betty on February 08, 2007, 06:09:00 pm
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"Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.
Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital."
Must be all of that Trimspa...?
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Truly our generation's Marilyn Monroe.
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didnt marilyn have a modicum of acting talent, though?
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are you kidding me?
don't insult Marilyn like that. just because Anna Nicole was blonde...
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are you kidding me?
It's intended more as a commentary on our generation, but you can call it "kidding" if you like.
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She's getting better.
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why is anyone surprised about this?
why does anyone actually care?
and most importantly, why did we have to actually even know who she was in the first place?
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You are obviously jealous of her fabulousness.
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no. i don't care. i'm sick of this whole famous for just existing thing that's been going on for a number of years. i don't really care for a ton of people to know who i am. i don't want 'celebrity'. it pisses me off that i even know who paris hilton is, because there is no valid reason that i should.
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It's ok, seek and find your own inner fabulousness, and you will be able to grasp and heartily embrace their outter fabulousness.
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Naked Gun 33 1/3 was an awesome movie when I was a kid.
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i laughed.
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If Howard K Stern gets to pull this one off he deserves her fortune...first her son, then her......I can't see him getting away with it personally, but OJ did so you never know.
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The sad part is that this film would have rocketed her to superstardom and now may not even see the light of day!
http://www.edgewoodstudios.com/ (http://www.edgewoodstudios.com/)
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Who do you think will play her in the movie????
Gwen Stefanie makes her movie debut is my prediction.....
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Didn't Gwen Stefani play Jean Harlow in "The Aviator"??
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<img src="http://www.edgewoodstudios.com/extra/AI_Synapse_page/IA_page_front.jpg" alt=" - " />
The trailer (http://www.edgewoodstudios.com/extra/streaming_trailers_files/IA/AI_streaming_video_downloads.html) looks great! Another Battleship Potempkin in the offing.
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Exclusive video of Anna Nicole's Death (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/video_of_anna_nicole_smiths_fi.html).
You can see the medics trying to revive her corpse. At least that's what it looks like. Maybe they are humping her?!?
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Official death website:
http://www.annanicolesmithdies.com/ (http://www.annanicolesmithdies.com/)
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Rosie (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2821183) trashes Anna Nicole on her deathday!
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http://www.ifilm.com/video/2821208 (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2821208)
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Zsa Zsaâ??s husband says he could be babyâ??s dad (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17069880/)
Prince Frederick von Anhalt claims he had decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith...
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I don't know if I'd go so far as to say that she was our Princess Di, but she was a Candle in the Wind.
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I know this is going to shock you guys, but there's a chance I may be the babies dad too.
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i only took her up the ass, so i don't think i'm in the running
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If that kid turns out to be a real prince...well, that would be fabulous. Then she would be our Di fer sure.
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Together at last!
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Dr.Perper? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6348635.stm)
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I really am a total loser.... evidently I was the only male in the whole of the USA who wasn't knocking the bottom out of Ms. Smith.
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Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
She's getting better.
I usually just shake my head at your posts, but this time you managed to make me seriously crack up laughing. Thank you, sir. :)
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Yet another Python reference...
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In what was probably the most glaring example of poor judgement and lack of self respect in my history of such, I spent a year dating a girl who reminds me A LOT of Anna Nicole Smith. She was hot and she was a disaster.
A 42 car pileup with lipstick on it.
I had been warned about her by virtually everyone I knew. Previous boyfriends told of the horrors in store for me. But in spite of it, like a priapic Columbus, I navigated with my dick and planted my flag of discovery square on koo-koo bird island.
She was on at least eight different kinds of medication. This might have been a positive thing, what with her being a mental patient and all, but her decision to mix these happy pills with vodka turned her into, shall we say, a bit of a mess. Imagine a slobbering runway model with rubber bones trying to walk in cha-cha heels. She was every bit as embarassing -- sometimes WORSE -- than Anna Nicole's displays on her reality show. After many, many attempts to impress upon her what a retarded bummer she became after imbibing, I got fed up and tape recorded her ramblings to play back to her Raymond & Peter style. You'll be able to hear these on a snappy little album I'm working on, but for now, a brief transcription:
A: (sobbing, slurring) "I like karaoke, and you don't understand that."
or this chestnut:
A: (crying, hyperventilating) "I wanna go to The Birchmere to eat food but you'll be mad at me if I eat food!"
Me: I will not get mad at you for eating food. Food is the one thing you've consistantly eaten more of than anything else, and I'm comfortable with that.
A: WHY DO YOU HATE MY FRIENDS!!?? (collapses unconscious)
I could tell stories for days. Her mom (who I later learned can't fucking read) pointed to me as a negative influence and her daughter moved away somewhere. It was an unremitting nightmare. But she was, like, hot, dude!
Life is short for some, but it's hard to muster any feelings at all for someone who was barely there for it in the first place. I'd recommend avoiding chicks on meds, and if you can't, record every pathetic thing they do and say for entertainment's sake, just like the E! Network did with Anna. In the end it's all that can be salvaged.
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Tonight I heard Anna Nicole eulogized on a news program with the word " Superstar " ... Holy Hell, that term has sure slipped since it was first applied to dynamic showfolk like Sinatra and Pavorotti. They really should create a new title for this current breed of slurring, stumbling messes like Ms. Smith ... perhaps " Stuporstar " would be more appropriate.
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Instead of sending tens of thousands of new troops to Iraq to kill time why not just send Howard K. Stern, the Dr. Kevorkian of the Bar Association? Just tell Howard that he stands to inherit every mullah's moolah and Muqtada al-Sadr's will be found on a sidewalk with a needle up his arm by weekend. Besides, what better way to put a perky spin on a losing war than have Mary Hart giddily reporting on Howard's latest victim each day from Baghdad?
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It's evening...closing time for merchants and medical labs. In the shadows behind the city morgue in Hollywood, Florida, there forms a lengthy line of skinny, meth-soaked mullet-heads, smoking and swilling beer while anxiously awaiting their turn to hump the splotchy corpse of Anna Nicole. This unique opportunity has been discreetly made available to the loathsome locals for fifty bucks a throw by an enterprising morgue janitor. Thin streams of fresh semen flow down Anna's chalk-white legs as they limply hang over each side of the large metal gurney on which her bloated carcass lies. Her trunk noisily farts as each new customer mounts her and thrusts his rank pecker into her cold, scabby cavern. One leering onlooker videotapes the sorry spectacle, which will soon become the most watched internet clip of the week. This will, naturally, spark a trend of celebrity corpse-fucking videos, with some of the more daring and inventive participants manning shovels and crowbars to seek classic mausoleum meat like Mae West, Marilyn Monroe and Natalie Wood. The bold fad will take on a grisly new dimension when many of the most popular young film, TV and recording stars will be murdered in their homes, on camera, and then savagely violated to the awe and delight of You-Tubers everywhere.
Finally, something I'd want to see Angelina Jolie in. . .
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Dr. Feelgood Chopra (http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/14/the-doctor-who-scored-methadone-for-anna-nicole/)