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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: thirsty moore on August 22, 2005, 05:11:00 pm
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What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkinâ?? at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just donâ??t care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts hugginâ?? people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing heâ??s pickinâ?? fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the hugginâ?? again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckinâ?? lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
(chorus:)
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thatâ??s what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I donâ??t know, but Iâ??m down with the clown, and Iâ??m down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he ainâ??t really dead, but he ainâ??t like anybody
That youâ??ve ever met before.
Heâ??ll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shitâ??s wack.
Donâ??t worry â??bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He ainâ??t a bitch boy.
Heâ??ll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havinâ?? supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he ainâ??t a phoney.
Heâ??ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youâ??re a stupid-ass dumb fuckinâ?? idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Heâ??s a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least heâ??s got a job, heâ??s not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchinâ?? his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out heâ??s unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
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So, basically, flawd is a juggalo? How informative!
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Insane clown posse is just a white trash of cypress hill wannabes. detroit might be ghetto, but you wont see any clowns walking around SC LA without getting their ass shot. Try it sometime, you'll crap in your bullet-proof star trek underooos before the bullet hits you. I'm done wasting my time.
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Sounds like someone is having a bad morning.
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Originally posted by organizedconfusion:
Insane clown posse is just a white trash of cypress hill wannabes. detroit might be ghetto, but you wont see any clowns walking around SC LA without getting their ass shot. Try it sometime, you'll crap in your bullet-proof star trek underooos before the bullet hits you. I'm done wasting my time.
Whatever juggalo, SC LA is totally clowntown.
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if you keep talking about them, they will come. you DO NOT want this. trust me. just stop.
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I can't believe you all are taking me seriously here.
That said, bring on the juggaloes!
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i'm not taking anything seriously other than the fact that every time that word is uttered/typed/whatever, i find myself surrounded by morons.
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I'm a bit late to the game as I've only been recently introduced to the trend. Having done some light research in google images -- and finding that horrendous "diatribe", I have to say that I feel really bad for people that paint their faces like those clowns.
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Originally posted by econo:
I'm a bit late to the game as I've only been recently introduced to the trend. Having done some light research in google images -- and finding that horrendous "diatribe", I have to say that I feel really bad for people that paint their faces like those clowns.
Didn't David Bowie paint his face in the day? What a clown he is.
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Insane Clown Posse might be the best example of the need for retro-active abortions as any I have ever come across. This group should have never have been allowed to exist and needs to be destroyed....
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Originally posted by Jonas Grumby:
This group should have never have been allowed to exist and needs to be destroyed....
Or, they need to be lauded.
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“Juggalos are good,” Steve Albini says (https://www.brooklynvegan.com/juggalos-are-good-steve-albini-says/)
"Less annoying than Deadheads by an order of magnitude," he went on. "Very few lawyers and CEOs for a start."
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“Juggalos are good,” Steve Albini says (https://www.brooklynvegan.com/juggalos-are-good-steve-albini-says/)
"Less annoying than Deadheads by an order of magnitude," he went on. "Very few lawyers and CEOs for a start."
I love that quote, was going to post it this morning when I saw it
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“I'm just a juggalo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing…”