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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on March 20, 2007, 06:42:00 pm
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According to KissNews.de, Gene Simmons (KISS), Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD) and Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN) are among the "ugliest musicians ever," as chosen by Blogcritics, an online magazine, a community of writers and readers from around the globe. The complete Top 12 list is as follows:
01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
02. G.G. Allin
03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
04. Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD)
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
07. Madonna
08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
09. HATERUSH
10. GWAR
11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
12. JOURNEY
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...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
OH!
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There's actually one pretty good-looking member of Radiohead. But the other four are trolls. It's not too hard to win the "Best looking member of Radiohead" award.
Brian
P.S. I think they are taking "appearance of teeth" way too much into account in Mr. MacGowan's case.
P.P.S. Or "appearance of liver."
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In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
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Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call. Yikes.
I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
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Wolfmother?
Originally posted by RustyOrgan:
...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
OH!
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John Vanderslice
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You guys are definitely hitting the nail on the head with some of your choices. I would like to add...just about ANY alt-country musician, take your pick.
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I share Thom Yorke's good looks.
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i'll go with
Marilyn Manson
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god bless his great production and playing skills but...Devin Townsend.
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and what about Johnny Winter?
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really? while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list. apparently i'm wrong though.
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I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days. Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call. Yikes.
I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
Have the DVD of Urgh, and wow, just wow.
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meatloaf
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slash
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mama cass
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Originally posted by jeffml:
I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days. Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?
ask and ye shall receive
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On second thought, never mind on that Eddie Van Halen picture.
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Originally posted by jeffml:
On second thought, never mind on that Eddie Van Halen picture.
it shall haunt your dreams, and it ain't coming down
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What about
Keith Richards
Mick Jagger
Awww, what the hell...The Rolling Stones
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Slash isn't bad - he just has really bad hair. And Cass wasn't ugly - she was just fat. As for Meatloaf...well...yeah - he's pretty nasty.
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<img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/01/09/umoz.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Tom Petty
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and what's this about Death Cab being unattractive? I, for one, think that Chris Walla is quite attractive, and Ben Gibbard is damn adorable. in fact, Ben Gibbard is one of the cutest guys in music, in my opinion. okay.
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<img src="http://images.publicradio.org/content/2006/04/20/20060420_chris_walla_2.jpg" alt=" - " />
Originally posted by you be betty:
I, for one, think that Chris Walla is quite attractive.
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he's cute!
and he's really smart and really talented and that's attractive.
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while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid... look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
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He looks like one of those guys who is incapable of growing pubic hair. Like Bright Eyes.
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yeah, i suspect that when you don't take showers for months - years on end, termites grow in your pubes and make regeneration an impossibility. however, all would be solved if conor oberst would TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
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Agreed...doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid... look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
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Geddy Lee
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Walla needs some serious fashion help:
<img src="http://www.howwastheshow.com/images/death%20cab.jpg" alt=" - " />
Originally posted by nkotb:
Agreed...doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid... look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks...
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Walla needs some serious fashion help:
<img src="http://www.howwastheshow.com/images/death%20cab.jpg" alt=" - " />
Originally posted by nkotb:
Agreed...doubt any of the Death Cab guys should be on here. Not attractive is definitely not ugly, and no way is Walla or the rest in the same league as some of those mentioned. I just wanted to contest his cuteness factor.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
while his physical cuteness is debatable, chris walla is certainly not horrid... look at that van halen pic and tell me walla is in the same league - not a chance.
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I think that Mister Walla looks ravishing in his airbrushed tiger tee shirt. You're just jealous.
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Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks... [/b]
ugly? yeah. not your type of music? sure. "sucks"? why not. but untalented? two generations of musicians will attest to the fact that rush is top-shelf talent. again, you're free to debate that they've wasted that talent... but your right to discuss any supposed lack of talent is hereby revoked.
next case, please.
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Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks... [/b]
"What about the VOICE of Geddy Lee? How did it get..."
Ummm...I tend to agree about Rush. I totally respect those who admire Neil Peart's drum fills but my version of hell has "Roll The Bones" on repeat.
Brian
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Who's that horrid looking POS that bangs Misha Barton??....Cisco Adler!...He plays in some shitbag band in L.A. and someone hit him repeatedly with an ugly stick!...His Dad is record exec Lou Adler...
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I have to disagree with this. Some of their early stuff rocks, if you're selective with your songs.
Originally posted by RatBastard:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Geddy Lee
Not only ugly but so untalented that he had to change his name from Gary to something dumb ass in an attempt to cover the fact. GOD that band sucks... [/b]
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something is terribly wrong here... we're almost up to fourty posts on the topic of musical non-lookers, and no one has mentioned:
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<img src="http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/images/associations/Grammies/1999/LyleLovett.jpg" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://smashingmag.com/tour/trphoto/ryota/060317lyle/060317lylelovett5097.jpg" alt=" - " />
what a grin...
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Chalk my wife up as a female vote for the Death Cab guys being ugly. But then again, she's probably also a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, harhar.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really? while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list. apparently i'm wrong though. [/b]
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all of the guys in Cisco Adler's band are pretty funny looking, but they get ass TO THE NINES in LA. having money is a funny thing...
and I would like to personally add Rick Ocasek to the list.
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For a band, who can touch Poison Idea?
http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg (http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg)
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One of these things is not like the other....
Originally posted by Sir HC:
For a band, who can touch Poison Idea?
http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg (http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg)
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I can't believe you guys are leaving out Good Charlotte and Fall Out Boy.
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Billy Corgan anyone? I just dare you to do a google image search...
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Or The Stanglers is any of you are old enough to remember them!!
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
For a band, who can touch Poison Idea?
http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg (http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001028/72578.jpg)
how about Poison?
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<img src="http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o59/BOLLIX77/sexpistols443.jpg" alt=" - " />
Do I get double points?
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Originally posted by obidly:
Billy Corgan anyone? I just dare you to do a google image search...
omg, it "nosferfagtu"
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Why did someone say Ted Leo in here? He's not ugly by any means, but the Pharmacists...thats another story.
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But Ted Leo IS ugly!
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"I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive."
â??Madonna, February 2007
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I nominate anybody in Mastodon.
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Geddy Lee
Presale happening now for his book tour.
Nosebleeds start at $89+fees=$115.
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Ugly bastard
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another ugly bastard...
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In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
Even Ben Gibbard? They guy does ultramarathons and has great hair.
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Ugly bastard
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Is that Walky during the pandemic?
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John Vanderslice
Which of you loons used to go by this screen name?
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Ugly bastard
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Is that Walky during the pandemic?
LoL
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In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
Even Ben Gibbard? They guy does ultramarathons and has great hair.
Ben Gibbard is Schrodinger's Haircut. He has had a great head of hair and also a terrible haircut alternatingly throughout his career. A google image search for "ben gibbard 2007" (when Alex's post is from) elicits the following:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Steve_Fisk_and_Ben_Gibbard_04.jpg/1024px-Steve_Fisk_and_Ben_Gibbard_04.jpg)
Yikes!
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(https://images.rtl.fr/~c/770v513/rtl2/www/967082-supertramp.jpg)
Supertramp
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He had Zooey Deschanel so ugly or not major props to him.
In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
Even Ben Gibbard? They guy does ultramarathons and has great hair.
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definitely not this guy. Look at the babes he used to pull in back in the day!!
(https://i.discogs.com/0XsxLFionrWRzjoIXNeKpxhhXMwIPDMtJnIOVc3oNtY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExMDkx/OTM4LTE1MDk3MjUy/MjYtNTg5My5qcGVn.jpeg)
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In addition:
- Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
- Ted Leo
Even Ben Gibbard? They guy does ultramarathons and has great hair.
I believe that Space should be disqualified from being a hair judge.
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Canned Heat