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flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2003, 05:40:00 pm »
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I suppose he left because he was in a bad moody!  
hehehe, sounds like my algebra 2 teacher, i love  pitiful jokes!!!!!!
 
 what do you call a fly that cant fly?
 a walk
 
 what is the famous mummy?
 a rapdstar!
 
 how does the dog like it?
 ruff
 
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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2003, 07:25:00 pm »
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  i love  pitiful jokes!!!!!!
Pet Fish
 
 A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern  Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well  known for its fishing.
 
 The game warden asked the man, "Do you  have a license to catch those fish?"
 
 The man replied to  the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
 
 "Pet fish?!"  the warden replied.
 
 "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here  fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle  and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."
 
 "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
 
 The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,  "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
 
 "O.K. I've GOT  to see this!." The game warden was curious now.
 
 The man poured  the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
 
 After several  minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
 
 "Well, What?" the man responded.
 
 "When are you going  to call them back?" The game warden prompted.
 
 "Call who back?"  The man asked.
 
 "The FISH."
 
 "What fish?" The  man asked.

flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2003, 07:43:00 pm »
:)

Sir HC

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2003, 04:31:00 pm »
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  maybe he couldnt get any from the singer, probaly the only reason he was always with the band and her, realized he coulldn't tap it and left...maybe it was being around posers all day.  
 
 if he does leave the band he should kill the rest of them so they dont make anymore music.  then he could rape her dead body before being exicuted.
Well here is more from Pollstar:
 
  Moody and lead singer Amy Lee started the band out of Little Rock after meeting at an Arkansas summer camp when they were in school. The duo started writing songs together soon afterward and played locally before they became popular worldwide.
 
 So definitely he gave up on trying to get in her pants.

Venerable Bede

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2003, 04:45:00 pm »
this seems to be the relevant topic to post this:
 
 Source: Manchester United to Tour U.S.
 25 minutes ago  
 
 By RONALD BLUM, AP Sports Writer
 
 NEW YORK - Manchester United will return to the United States for another preseason tour next summer.
 
 The English Premier League champion announced Friday that it will have a news conference with coach Alex Ferguson in New York on Tuesday with Champions World LLC, the promoter of its U.S. tour last summer.
 
 While the subject wasn't announced, two U.S.-based soccer officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the news conference was to announce another U.S. tour. Manchester United spokesman Paddy Harverson declined comment.
 
 It was not yet clear if potential opponents will be announced at the news conference, the officials said.
 
 Manchester United, which has a marketing partnership with YankeeNets, played four games on this year's tour, its first games in the United States since 1982.
 
 The tour: a 4-0 win over Glasgow Celtic in Seattle, a 3-1 victory over Club America in Los Angeles, a 4-1 rout of Juventus of Turin at East Rutherford, N.J., and a 3-1 victory over Barcelona at Philadelphia. All but the game in Los Angeles sold out.
 
 Defending champion Manchester United is third in the Premier League at 8-2-1, two points behind league-leading Arsenal. Manchester United also is 3-1 in the first round of the European Champions League, second in its group behind VfB Stuttgart, which leads based on head-to-head record.
OU812

flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2003, 04:48:00 pm »
yep, both soccer and evanescence suck.

mankie

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2003, 04:55:00 pm »
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  yep, both soccer and evanescence suck.
That's because you're a stupid doodle who doesn't understand the beautiful game..stick with your 7' men playing netball and your fatbastards in spandex slapping each others arses...have you ever wondered why they have cheerleaders during football and basketball games??? SO THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING TO WATCH DURING THE GAME!

flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2003, 06:45:00 pm »
no your the stupid doodle, stupid doodle.
 number 1) i dont like basketball__________(racial slur)
 number 2) soccer sucks get over it, the only beautiful thing about soccer is when a fan dies and there is a riot.  soccer is a pussy game.  its sad when the fans are more fun to watch then the game.
  soccer should get cheerleaders....specially bitch (female) soccer so then someone one the field has breasts.

Jaguär

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2003, 09:56:00 pm »
Uh, oh. Another in-law fight.   :p

RatBastard

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2003, 03:27:00 am »
I saw them at 'another DC club' a few months back and left with two observations...
 
 1) Never go to that club again.  It sucked.
 2) The chick was lip synching all night long.
 
 DB
FUKIT

paige

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2003, 10:45:00 am »
Let's back this up .. *Beep Beep Beep* .. why would anyone LISTEN to that band in the first place?!

flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2003, 08:47:00 pm »
becuz people suck, its the new pop...ppl play instraments

jakez468

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2003, 09:17:00 pm »
how much money do u think those guys make? nobody wouldve predicted there album selling 6 million copies(is that true!) when wind-up signed them. u just never know when a shitty band will do so well, so what type of contract to you think they have?

Sir HC

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2003, 11:18:00 am »
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Originally posted by RatBastard:
  I saw them at 'another DC club' a few months back and left with two observations...
 
 1) Never go to that club again.  It sucked.
 2) The chick was lip synching all night long.
 
 DB
I can attest that she didn't lip sync when they played a while back.  That feedback off of the microphone made it clear that it was her not some clean recording.

flawd101

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Re: If anyone cares.
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2003, 05:20:00 pm »
NATION SUCKS!!!! non-existant security and assholes all over the place.
 
 they have back up vocals that are recording but not most of the performance is...