I figure we probably have some folks with a modicum or artistic talent, so I'm throwing a contest. All you have to do is come up with some sort of "fan fiction" about another boardie and send it to me. You could write a story about Brian Wallace's adventures in teenage angst during his sophomore year of high school. You can draw a picture of what you think Rhett looks like in MSPaint. You can make a macaroni art scene depicting Miss Pretentious and DeathFromAbove1979. Whatever your artform is, use it to make something up about a boardie. Then PM it to me before 11/4/2007 and I'll pick a winner and buy them two CDs of their choice (the prize might get better, idk) and post all the stuff and it'll be funny.
So... go!